Chapter 1109 Brain-Damaged Robber, Crazy for a Moment.

It is said that a few minutes ago, the ten outstanding robbers in Asia divided into two groups to carry the huge new plastic carriage and pushed it into the Thames River. m

Due to the high buoyancy of the carriage itself, the robbers mustered their terrifying strength to press the carriage into the water and dragged it all the way down.

underwater...

Although the Thames River is one of the cleanest urban waterways in Europe, the clarity is not ideal from the perspective of ordinary people.

But for Superman's eyesight, there is no problem of being unclear or blurry.

The little devil quickly found a new type of transport ship. As soon as it approached, the tail of the transport ship slowly opened the passage. The strange thing is that the river water did not take advantage of the opportunity to pour in, but slowly poured out, as if being pushed by an air mass and unable to move forward. , that is to say, the water pressure is far inferior to the pressure of this invisible air mass.

Of course this is a high technology.

So the robbers make one last shipment with ease, and they're all on board...there are fools out there on the ground who think they're still coming out.

The mindful and wise have long since understood that it was through the Thames that they escaped.

Thinking about it further: It's too bad. The only heart of the British Empire is the Thames River.

After all, if you fly in the air now, a large group of fighter jets will not agree. The robbers have not yet reached the level of launching an all-out war. Diaosi’s love for face-slapping also needs some bottom line. If you overplay it, will the European world agree? England might even throw you a nuclear weapon.

Let alone on land. An island in England. Where are you going to hide?

Moreover, some elites have analyzed that perhaps the entire wealth of a British Museum is in the mysterious transport in the Thames River.

Therefore, the Prime Minister of England did not hesitate to attack at all costs, even if he left the cultural relics in the Thames River, which caused countless damages.

Because openly looting a British Museum is an unprecedented shame for the British Empire.

However, the empire is only the empire of monkeys, and it is an empire that has collapsed.

In the face of the high technology of the first productive force, monkeys are equal.

This is the reality, no matter the empire or the primitive tribe,

Whoever is stronger will be able to play with the other party in applause.

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"Hooray!" The heavy new warehouse doors had just closed. The ten little devils cheered even more intensely.

"Everyone, you have done a great job!" Dagu was so excited that he sang wildly on the spot, a typical dance of poor devils.

But everyone didn't care, instead... they saw the respectful eyes of a few little supermen looking over. Dae-gu is even happier.

He gained "fame"!

The most important thing for a little devil is the feeling of being "recognized" and "supported".

This can be understood as a person who is lonely, struggling cruelly, and suddenly accepted by this cruel world one day.

It can be regarded as a pitiful ghost culture.

Captain Otani gained "fame" from the hard work just now. In addition, there is only Gao Chuan, as well as the silent male Kumamoto. The bloody battle just now proved himself. Under ordinary intelligence, women are not as brave and crazy as male supermen.

Replace it with ten male robbers. It certainly wasn't that bad just now.

As soon as they entered the transport ship, the ship moved automatically, and the speed became faster and faster. After a short while, the mine nets and depth charges were moved away with a high-tech force field, and they were concentrated together. Then, under the remote decision, they slammed Towards Tower Bridge.

And then...no more, Tower Bridge fell into the river, and it became a memory full of tears and heartbreak for the British people for a while.

This is just the beginning. For the other two mine nets, the transport ships first passed through separately, then gathered together, and slammed into important buildings by the Thames.

Boom! All of a sudden, water waves rose hundreds of meters high. The volume of water, let alone thousands of cubic meters, was scrolled.

It can be seen... the sea mines made by the former empire are really not of small power.

The people of England were slapped in the face three times in a row, except for the high-quality British queen who could still keep smiling. The Prime Minister has closed his eyes in pain.

He is finished.

The world of "democracy" is not easy to mix.

The capital master will soon abandon him.

And the British people—it’s okay, don’t be too sad, there are still many sympathizers in the world. Except for the idiots in the Huaxia Alliance who were too frightened by the bloody terror to come out and do evil, other worlds, especially non-"democratic" countries, sell candles and flowers all the way. A group of idiots stand in tears on the subway or on the road, and then light the candles Put flowers, and the slogan, of course, is: "Tonight, we are British."

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"cheers!"

Of course, there is no shortage of Superman’s supplies in the huge cabin. After cleaning the wounds and putting on clean new clothes, the ten little Supermen are divided into five men and five women, sitting together. There is a mountain of food in front of them, mainly made of artificial fresh meat. Dried meats, as well as new snacks, and cases of premium beverages.

Of course I can drink now, and I have been busy for more than twelve hours, and of course I am very hungry.

The little devils ate and drank very happily and excitedly, discussing with each other about the wonderful life in the future, and the general opinion was to go shopping and sell at least one boutique. But first you need to plan to go home and see your family.

They are all "carefully selected", so they attach great importance to their family members, and the movement before "leaving" is too amazing. You must know that the light girl robber is either a single mother or a husband... a tragic guy who is paralyzed in bed.

"Ah, it's Brother Ba!" Suddenly Dagu's phone rang, he picked it up and blurted out, the little devil immediately shut his mouth very self-disciplined, stopped all movements, and listened to the master's next order.

"Hey, hey! Got it!"

After talking on the phone for only one minute, Dagu gently put down the phone, then excitedly looked at the nine little supermen, clenched his fists and said: "Everyone, it's great, we have succeeded completely, Brother Ba is very satisfied with our work. Now we only It needs to be carried out according to the second plan. In about two hours. We can go home."

"Ooh! Hooray! That's great."

The nine robbers once again cheered passionately. They killed the high-end drinks one after another to celebrate.

"The plan for the second part is very simple... We are about to leave the Thames River, then turn to the North Sea, and finally enter the Arctic Ocean. The destination is the secret base on Xindi Island, where we will transfer to the Superman aircraft with supersonic speed to return to Japan. .In Japan, harvest everything."

"Oh! Is there a superhuman flying machine with super phonemes? The China Alliance of Great Powers is really amazing."

"Yes. Please be quiet first, and then we will start the second plan immediately. Bring up the planned auction items. Everyone should be put in the boxes prepared in advance. The transport ship is too fast, a It will take more than an hour to reach the vicinity of Xindi Island. So we must hurry up."

"Hey!"

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The fighting skills of the top ten robbers in Asia controlled by the "big shots" need to be upgraded, but the finishing skills are top-notch and have natural skill bonuses.

then. Ten minutes later, a "shocking" message began to appear on Brother Abdominal's "black network".

People around the world have not yet recollected the changes in London, and many people are still admiring the belated British army exploring the Thames River all over the world. Every diver must... write a suicide note before going down. They all laughed out loud. At this moment, "Hurry up and watch the black market online! Another slap in the face, bang bang bang, stupid British fat guy is really good at pretending, he has already left the Thames."

Let me first talk about what the "black network" is. As the name suggests, it is a dark network. It is a new type of Internet provided by the Abdominal Brother Network, a truly "free and democratic" Internet.

Buyers can set up a website and pay a considerable fee later. For a period of time, he can set up a black station as much as he wants, that is, he can set up a black market and engage in secret transactions.

The characteristic of the black network is that it is in the dark, and even the Abdominal Network Company cannot track it, because it is a new technology.

Of course, no one spends an astronomical figure of one million RMB per hour to rent a website dedicated to spraying abs, such a stupid thing that will immediately provoke a devastating hacker attack.

A "Light of Civilization" website was established within a minute, and it spent hundreds of millions of dollars in advertisements. For example, a chat software began to pop up small advertisements again... In an instant, it changed from being unknown to global attention.

Because the content is horrible. Of course, it's not buying and selling beautiful women, nor is it buying and selling nuclear weapons, but...the British Museum that was just robbed, and now it's selling...everything around the world.

Ten tidied up their demeanor, but their faces were still the disguised top ten Asian robbers standing in a large and very bright "room".

Behind them are huge "boxes" stacked one on top of the other.

Of course, anyone who has watched TV not long ago knows this. What exactly is in the box.

If you don't know it yet, you can admire the ten robbers in front of you. A great stone lion from a Turkish burial, and whoever has been to the British Museum knows where it originally stood.

The stone lion's eyes are very beautiful, like hollow and melancholy creatures. In fact, it has won the favor of many mental patients.

Of course, this is not very famous, so please look around the stone lion.

The treasure of the British Museum, Yani's Book of the Dead, is placed in a beautiful glass case that kills the previous container. A masterpiece from three thousand years ago is worthy of the idiom "incomparable". It's still made of papyrus, and I don't know how it took three thousand years to come to the 21st century.

And according to legend, it records the spell that can obtain eternal life.

Of course, now we can see the truth through a certain demon game: if the author does not have immortality, then the spell must be the deception and mythology of the ancients.

The female historian's proverbs have a time value of at least 1,600 years. It is definitely worthy of the idiom "painting the finishing touch", because the author is the creator of this idiom.

The artistic value of the painting belongs to the top ancient works of art, such as Leonardo da Vinci's self-portrait, you can go soy sauce at the same time.

The highlight, the Rosetta Stone. This stuff doesn't need to be explained in detail, it's "great" enough.

The Portland vase, the most exquisite gem vase in ancient Rome, it can prove that there was great art in ancient Rome.

Of course, if you want to describe it more accurately, it is great... "vase art".

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In addition, there are rows of national treasure-level cultural relics, such top-level cultural relics are gathered together. What a feast of art.

The video first appreciates the five-minute cultural relics. Then the man who seemed to be the leader of the robbers stepped forward and said in Japanese:

"Gentlemen and ladies from all over the world, welcome to 'Light of Heritage'. I won't introduce my name. But I can tell you that I come from the great Japan. In front of my eyes, behind me, beside me, sir What the ladies and gentlemen have seen is exactly what has just been acquired from the British Museum, about 10 million pieces."

"Because of the illegality of museums, and the dirty deceit that can be seen in the game of Big Earth Evil, all kinds of wrongdoing. So, we 'Light of Artifacts' will bring justice to the world."

"Yes, we will not own these cultural relics privately. They should be treated best in the richest and most caring cultural relic lovers. Or museums, instead of staying in the previous stupid museum that did not cherish cultural relics. There are only four employees in their restoration center; cultural relics are littered all over the floor; many, many cultural relics in many rooms are covered with dust. The most terrifying thing is that every museum employee has to bring a bottle of glue with him .”

"Why? Pick up the cultural relics after accidentally touching them and glue them together. It's really terrible, it's a blasphemy against civilization!"

Seeing this, the British guy began to yell, "Fucking little devil!" Then he went to the street to find the little devil again, or went to the hospital to find the little devil for another pump.

People all over the world, especially the countries whose cultural relics have been taken away, applauded. Because it seems that this little devil is going to serve the people like the Chinese people? It would be great if the artifacts were returned to us! We will definitely not go to the "stupid" museum, at least... charge tickets.

However, as the old saying goes, there is no pie in the sky.

"Because my companions and I paid a lot of money in this process, all these cultural relics are free auctions. Our website will soon update the website according to the data of the British Museum's cultural relics in the Great Earth Age game. Then every Everyone can bid freely for a piece of cultural relic. The time is all three days. Or your bid can be completed immediately if we are satisfied. All the above transactions are sent by the Sun God logistics company of Brother Abab, so there will never be any problems. Thank you !"

The leader of the robbers took the lead, and the other nine robbers bowed deeply in Japanese style. Video ends.

The world is turned upside down.

"Little Japan... a blockbuster! A lore, an Olympic lore!"

"I found out that I like Little Japan a little bit. His grandma is really smart and capable. How much money can I get for this batch of cultural relics?"

"Devil? Being a robber is a talent skill bonus."

The Huaxia Internet is boiling. World-renowned museums and collectors of major cultural relics, regardless of the time difference, were all shocked.

National Palace Museum.

"Nv Shi Zhen Tu and Luoshen Fu Tu must be brought back! Especially the Luoshen Fu Tu. What we have in our collection is only a copy of the Song Dynasty. Dean, apply for auction funds from the state immediately,"

The Louvre Museum.

"Oh, God, a disaster for civilization. But I want it: the Rosetta Stone. It was once a trophy of the Emperor Napoleon!"

Metropolitan meseum.

"The biggest museum in the world is falling down. Well, I can take it. Oh my God! The Book of the Dead, it's so beautiful. It can't fall into the hands of idiots."

Abdominal Brothers Family Museum.

The world's number one money behemoth has awakened. They are crazy enough to plunder the world. From the Buddha in Afghanistan to the jungle sculptures in Southeast Asia, there are countless cultural relic dealers who are crazy about all precious things.

"Everything has to be decided! Let's bid!"

The elite of the family council wields the most authorized money and attacks this treasure.

Although at the beginning, they all despised these robbers. And now, they're in love with these guys!

Well done, little Japan!

...

The development of real things is often more...funny than fiction.

Ten minutes later, "Lights of Civilization."

Yani's Book of the Dead sold for RMB 50 billion.

Rosetta Stone, sold for RMB 42 billion.

Female History Proverbs, sold for RMB 30 billion.

Luoshen Fu map, sold for 30 billion yuan.

Turkish stone lion, sold for RMB 8.88 billion.

"..."

"Grass mud horse, I haven't bid yet? Grass mud horse, black box operation?!"

"Grass mud horse, I haven't bid yet? Are you kidding? The fastest auction is three minutes? Grass, the price is 50 billion, who the hell are you playing?"

"Protest! Strongly protest, isn't this too crazy? Playing black box operations? Shady! Shady!"

The robbers were silent, only a large number of cultural relics kept uploading.

The monkeys all over the world were stunned. This is the first time they have seen such an astronomical auction of cultural relics. What are you kidding? Don't take money as money?

The price is tens of billions of yuan, which means that the buyer is likely to be from the Huaxia Alliance—because "Light of Cultural Relics" agrees to collect major currencies, but there must be enough money in the account in advance. The money must be transferred to the secret account of the Abdominal Brother Bank, and then witnessed by the logistics company. Only after the complete transaction can the money in the secret account be obtained. The principle of online shopping like Taobao is basically the same.

But the major museums cried into a ball, and it was too ridiculous to be settled in an instant, right? Don't be like this, now that everyone has money, you can still pursue greater profits. What is serving the people is serving the RMB!

Only then did I understand what the leader of the robbers said: "Once we are satisfied with the price, we will directly agree to the transaction."

This is too much shit.

It's unreasonable... Japanese idiots.

In fact, the simplest reason is that these cultural relics are not for sale, so no matter how many these astronomical figures are, it is just a bank account operation from the left hand to the right hand.

Ten minutes later, the National Palace Museum and other Huaxia Museums instantly evaporated their tears and began to laugh their teeth out. It turned out that the lucky buyers who succeeded with the one-buy price turned out to be a few "good boys" of the Abab muscle family.

They served the people and began to donate batches of cultural relics.

From top-level national treasures to bronze wares, the numbers are given in such a way that you can wake up laughing in your dreams—in fact, it’s just to show the country what it means.

Some things, everyone knows what kind of game it is from the beginning to the end.

"Hahaha..." The major museums in China first laughed wildly, and then competed for various top cultural relics - because the cultural relics are allocated to the whole country, even including museums in allied countries.

For example, the Russian museum really wants some Egyptian cultural relics.

The museum of Huaxia Kingdom sprayed it on the face: "I don't have an Egyptian museum yet! Get lost!"

Crazy moment.

The world's funds began to pour into the "Light of Cultural Relics": shit, you must hurry up when you encounter a brain-dead robber, and you can't reason with the robber, especially a brain-dead robber.

"Grass mud horse! This is a crime! This is a crime!" The British watched their country's cultural relics experts cry helplessly on TV, and yelled at the Internet... However, in the old days, there was still order, after all The country has to give the British Empire, oh, the former British Empire a little face, after all, at least it is the overlord of the earth that has ruled for two centuries.

Will not break the hearts of former imperial people for "useless" cultural relics.

And now... go to bed, John Bull, your godson in the past, and your current father are crazy about it.

Bidding starts at 0, brain-dead deal, I don't know if you want it, but I want it anyway!

What's more, you invented the law of the jungle.

Shameless, you are ancestors.

PS: The first update. . . )

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