Chapter 1100 Brother Ba Talks About Cigarettes

The most delicious feast of my life is just around the corner. M and in the domain of the nose and hands. It is within reach, and you can eat it with your mouth open. Chew a little bit or roll your tongue slightly, you can get the highest enjoyment in Japanese food, active in a lot of food animation: "moving".

For details, please refer to Five female monkeys have... tears streaming down their faces.

As for the male monkey?

They ate big mouthfuls, and scrambled to eat, resulting in everyone, regardless of height, strong or thin, with bulging cheeks like...greedy pigs.

Unprecedented flexibility in the hands.

No "elegance" left—in the words of the champions of democracy: "Tonight, we are... savages."

Of course, everyone knows these democracy fighters, elites, and public intellectuals, they have always been...

bitch.

And the expressions of the ten monkeys are basically the same.

Those living habits brought about by the sufferings of their own life and the first half of their life, and the evocative "confidante" stories made them very disturbed. It seemed that...somnambulists were tasting delicious food.

So how afraid that this "dream" suddenly woke up and shattered like a bubble, leaving nothing.

If it is a dream, sooner or later... Please come back to reality, this luxurious big room, this big dining table, these delicacies are about to say goodbye to eternity. Under the bright lights, the golden tableware and the jewels of the top wooden furniture reflect the aesthetics of a large number of delicacies, such as bright red, bright yellow, deep purple, dark green...the color of light is so beautiful.

more importantly. For the ten monkeys who are in the lowest level of the zoo and can only eat mud for a living. Behind these delicacies, under the bright lights, reflect and silently tell the more beautiful realistic meaning behind the delicacies.

It was the food that could only be seen in the top window when walking in Ginza, Tokyo in the past. Usually, after one glance, they quickly left, because it was a terrifying thing that could destroy the mind: it was as small as a finger. But it is equivalent to saving a monkey's living expenses for half a year...including food expenses of course.

What an unfair, fair, just, reasonable and harmonious world this is.

But at this moment, the delicious food in front of him, in his mouth, and constantly being served is not only more beautiful. And the variety is novel and complete, and the size is large, including delicacies from Asia to North American corn country. Swallow the taste buds and start dancing,

It must be the song of farewell to rice balls and boiled water.

Then the throat and stomach were "cramping"... It didn't take long before I had an idea:

I never hated the government or society. Now I hate my parents for giving me one less stomach!

If you wake up in a "dream", all this will be lost. The problem is... Food represents many things... And you have to walk... No, you don't have to go, just stand up. Because there is no difference between a small room of 8 square meters and a height of 1.5 meters and a coffin-style room of 2 square meters and a height of 1.2 meters. There is absolutely no difference.

For example, everyone is the same: you can grab a long-cooled rice ball with your hand.

Or even worse food: like a day full of negative emotions, use 50% of your life force to encourage yourself, and when the mood returns to the normal channel, you will always be loyal. The inseparable boiled water, glass after glass, uses the best beverage on the planet to supplement the meager calories, calories, and labor costs...

In the end, I went out for a better society, a developed capitalist country, and paid the amount of exercise that fat Chinese people envy, envy and hate.

So when the "dream" is broken, it means under the nose. A yearly salary of 10 billion yen; a mission bonus of 50 billion yen; and unimaginable job rewards... Once you become one, you will immediately kill those guys who are at the top of the pyramid in your country, the guys with big belly, group after group ... group after group.

...

Brother Ba lit a delicate white cigarette, and put his huge body into a set of luxurious Chinese-style sofas. The wide hands under the long arms were stroked on the top teak, feeling the almost indescribable smoothness.

no doubt. He knew that such top teak wood must have passed through top polished stones, especially the sweat and painstaking efforts of masters from Devils.

Therefore, this group of sofas appeared here, and his buttocks, let alone cost tens of millions of yuan, which is equivalent to about 1.2 billion yen.

So it can only be enjoyed by the rich and powerful in this world. No matter how crazy Huaxia Diaosi had this capital, she would not squander this astronomical amount, which is enough to pick up girls from ten schoolgirl-level goddesses, on a single sofa.

Although it is expensive, Brother Ba knows in his heart that he is not the one who finally pays the bill, because the tools used are too expensive. For example, Master Guizi is a god-level master who has taken genius brain medicine in his country. The craftsmanship can polish the furniture to the extent that the microscope must see the beautiful and smooth texture, and it also needs to be accepted by the owner, and there will be no payment for slight flaws.

Usually the "host" has super vision. This thing is far better than a microscope.

But with technology, it is impossible to make tools out of nothing.

Tools are too rare, such as top-quality polished stones are very precious on earth, sold for one gram, and usually have no market. Especially in the new era, the unfavorable productivity has caused the assets of the rich to skyrocket, and the poor can also become a rich class if the government favors them, so the price of luxury goods is not too scary.

Don't be too happy for Louis Vuitton in France.

There are also devil's top furniture, samurai sword making masters, don't be too happy.

And Smecta's top tatami craftsman, don't be too wild.

And the handmade carpet masters in Persia should not be too rich.

Also, Damascus rose oil from Syria should not be too... expensive.

And... all of the above are not available on Taobao.

Brother Ba turned his mind back to the cigarette in front of him, smoking the cigarette, feeling the hot and delicate, fragrant and bitter feeling again and again, and suddenly spoke. Although it is Chinese, the voice is low and full of sexy charm.

A translator like a hearing aid starts working automatically. Change to the set machine voice.

"Do you know what brand my cigarette is? That's right, it's not a devil cigarette but a new type of cigarette. It's not a narcotic type, it's an old type of cigarette, and now it's a natural tobacco that can feel the original taste. This tobacco comes from It is produced in the Republic of Siberia. So it completely retains the wild taste of Siberia, with a wonderful cold feeling. Of course, if there is no high technology, let alone tobacco, I can’t even eat Siberian pickles..."

Brother Ba was almost talking to himself. Although he looks full of aesthetics, it is enough to make any young girl scream and immediately abandon her brother Smecta. Or a lonely middle-aged woman who looks like a wolf in her 30s and looks like a tiger in her 40s will also appreciate it very much. Love in my heart.

But when Brother Ba finished speaking, the ten little devils had already stopped eating. After a minute of silence passed, the captain began to speak tentatively. He raised "observation of color and color" to the highest skill level in life. After unimaginable psychological thinking, he had the insignificant courage and said in a low voice: "Hey! Grandpa!" After finishing speaking, he nodded, expressing the most thorough...agreement.

Really... Although I don't understand it, it's very powerful.

Sure enough, art still comes from... life.

The other devils nodded immediately.

Brother Ba thought for a while, and said, "Don't call me grandpa, call me Brother Ba, I'm still young. I was just joking just now. You can do whatever you want, and continue to eat and drink."

"Hey!...Brother Ba!" The ten little devils nodded quickly. My god, sure enough, the worst Chinese people are better than the best Japanese people... have a better temper?

Brother Ba continued talking to himself. "I have a lot of knowledge about tobacco. For example, there are major tobacco producing areas in the world, namely Zambia. The color of the tobacco leaves is orange, which is the main reason why Africa has good sunshine. Of course, rain is also very important. So also It is relatively mature, high oil content, beautiful, loose tobacco tissue, high nicotine content. The aroma is also good, and it smells good when smoked."

"Zimbabwe producing area. The world's number one tobacco producing country before 2000. The color of the tobacco leaves is also orange, and the maturity is also high. The oil content, color, and tobacco texture are similar, but the feeling of smoking is different, and it is relatively high-end. Generally, high-end Chinese cigarettes in my country Among them are essential high-grade raw materials."

"It's just a tragedy. The idiot government implemented land reform and the tobacco industry collapsed as a result. The Luk Pabwe currency has become an international joke."

"The tobacco leaves in Hunan and Yunan production areas in my country are orange-yellow, light orange, rich in flavor, rich in variety, delicate, elegant and fragrant. Especially Yunan tobacco is a high-quality raw material for high-grade tobacco."

"The tobacco produced in America's California region is very famous, relatively mature, and enjoys a high reputation all over the world. It smokes very well, with rich, sufficient, strong, and elegant flavors..."

"Brazilian tobacco is characterized by..."

"Uganda is the king of tobacco in the old days... the world's number one, the best tobacco..."

While talking, he quickly finished smoking a cigarette. Two fingers snuffed out the sparks of the cigarette butt, Ba Ge accurately threw the cigarette butt in front of a cartoon cleaning robot, it swept away the cigarette butt almost in an instant and made a pleasant soft sound.

Then, Brother Ba took out another pack of cigarettes from his arms.

This pack of cigarettes displays the devil's symbol. The big golden packaging also looks tacky.

However, Brother Ba looked at the pack of cigarettes very happily, and said a little excitedly: "The taste of new-style tobacco is more than a million times that of old-style tobacco. It may be a bit exaggerated, but it is a reality. You must know that my country's new-style tobacco exports almost occupy all Tobacco supply on the earth, the famous production areas in the old era, the tobacco I mentioned above, if you don’t innovate new technologies, new fertilizers, and new technologies-of course, this is impossible to innovate. The technology chain is too huge, so huge that it is bigger than manufacturing aerospace The device is hundreds of times more difficult."

"So, people can't get used to these old-style tobaccos - as long as you smoke new-style cigarettes, you won't be interested in old-style tobacco."

"However...can't imagine, oh...it's great, Devil cigarettes are so cool, I can even imagine a devil's tobacco production area: under the perfect sunshine, perfect rain, every tobacco leaf Genes, every growth process, and every tissue's nutrients are perfect. And after millions of years of improvement, we finally have this kind of masterpiece."

"I love smoking, and tobacco loves me."

"Although there are more than three billion smokers in this world...but it doesn't matter, people on earth love to smoke!"

Brother Ba smoked another devil cigarette as he spoke, and then put it away...for the little devil? Just kidding, it's not that he's stingy, but that even he supplies this stuff on a regular basis.

on the market?

Just dream, how many show up, how much they buy.

Because many elders, let alone take out a few strips, dozens of packs a day, or even...a box a day.

Only give one box a week.

Who doesn't know that the taste of devil cigarettes is incomparable. Compared with this, the new vanilla is like Sister Feng and Sister Zhiling, a little superman who has been handcrafted by Brother Abab.

Can it be compared?

"Hey! Yes, Ba Ge!"

Although the devils don't understand what Ba Ge is expressing, the art of tobacco? They knew that the Huaxia Alliance said less than one billion smokers, and now there are more. After all, the living standard is so good that it doesn't matter what enjoyment of cigarettes and so on.

In the old era, an average of 3 million people died of smoking-related diseases every year. In the new era, it is OK to wash the lungs once, and it is free.

Even if you continue to smoke for a million years, there is no problem, if you can live a million years.

And for ultra life forms, let alone smoking, even smoking nuclear fuel is indifferent.

"Come, come, take a sip of the nuclear fuel from the former Commonwealth of Independent States. Bel has face!" Of course, no mortal dares to approach... this kind of smoker.

PS: The first update. . . )

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