Chapter 1104 I Am the Champion

After watching the excitement, He Ming returned to the real world, that is, on the beach of the mansion on the planet, to continue the great cause of eating, drinking and having fun. m

After all, things on Earth are still going on, and it will take a lot of time in the world of the dead to have a result. He is not a goose, waiting for the result.

One lap...two laps...three laps...around the UK would be enough to outrun a dead machine or any hardworking bmw. For tens of thousands of kilometers, Brother Tian roared by like that, without any injuries, and the speed has not slowed down, but has been maintained at a stunned peak state.

The earth monkey didn't react for a long time. How childish the idea that was impossible before now seems.

Not only Brother Tian, ​​but other supermen also maintain this peak speed. The second place is only more than 200 kilometers away from Brother Tian. Because the total distance is only 250 kilometers! More than two hundred kilometers ahead? Let's make an international joke!

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On the seventh lap, Tian Ge's younger brother "A San" was between fifth and seventh, that is, he was between sixth, but there was only a difference of more than ten kilometers, and he would be overtaken almost as soon as he took a breath.

"Ah San" was originally named He Mengxiong, and he just turned 14 this year. Of course, age is not a requirement for the Superman Olympic Games. Ten years old and ten thousand years old are not a problem. Anyway, there will be no physical problems at all.

The reason why his name is full of artistic style is very simple: Dad has read too much literature on street stalls.

At the beginning, He Mengxiong ranked relatively high. Originally, if he worked as hard as Brother Tian, ​​he would definitely get second, and even compete with the "boss" for the championship.

But he was too young, the brain's self-protection mechanism, or the brain cells called rationality, hadn't grown up at all. What's more, it's the family of abs brothers who are born or acquired with a bit of brain damage. The family made him and broke him.

So at the beginning, there were so many overwhelming shouts, especially from all kinds of big sisters. Although the appearance is a bit weak, but how exciting it is.

"Ah San" began various "personalized" performances, such as Cross Street. "Oh oh oh..." He made a drift, as fast as a fighter jet turned sharply, and then plowed a deep black trace on the ground and passed by - the audience turned pale first. Then there was a scream, and a moment later there was thunderous applause.

So in the end, when they saw him coming and saw the new roadside TV, the residents of rural London or other cities screamed in horror, shouting in English or very unfamiliar Chinese, "Drift! Drift".

"Ah San" immediately served the people - the gamblers began to panic: please,

Brother, don't mess around! Please concentrate on the game!

Every time he passes through the city, he would rather go back to play again, and must keep drifting as perfect as possible.

The people screamed. And the imaginable "appreciation" of people all over the world, and even imagine that you have created a masterpiece of street art, then immediately... the hormones continue to burn.

So cool!

In fact, only bicycles can play the most exciting and varied drift.

However, a superman's body is needed to use superpowers and superreflexes to play unparalleled performances. Superman is also a very amazing performance.

Therefore, although sports cars and motorcycles with super speed can also be manufactured on the earth, they are not given to Superman to use his power as much as Superman bicycles. Then reach a frightening speed, and finally the exhilaration of drifting past.

That's less to say about drifting for a thousand kilometers, and you will get screams and screams along the way. And with the rejoicing hair, not to mention how chic and charming, how many British big girls will leave the eternal legend of Brother Huaxia in the hearts of them?

Of course... the bicycles of the old era have only one unexplainable end in this process: they have dedicated their glorious lives to the people.

However, just like that, Ah San soon found out that God, he actually came to the last place.

Those "good-for-nothings" who are obviously not as good as themselves ride bicycles wholeheartedly. It actually surpassed him by far - because no one roared past behind him, and the loyal little Superman ran over and waved at him in the crowd, "Brother, brother, you are the last one!"

He just woke up like a dream, accelerated violently and rushed back, and quickly killed the most bad-for-nothing supermen in Jack's country.

However, the crowd cheered "drift!" and the habitual "squeak——" Thankfully, the tires of Superman's bicycle are made of the most advanced nanotechnology and can automatically recover.

Ordinary road? The "scars" left behind? This is Olympic love.

When it was time to climb the hill, Ah San didn't let anyone down or let a group of gamblers who had crushed him cry: He grabbed his bicycle again, jumped suddenly, let alone a few hundred meters.

Really... With artistic aesthetics, the commentators have deeply admired the opponent's strength... And there is a small question: Is there something wrong with his mind? Of course I dare not speak out, because if some "truths" are spoken out, my head will not be safe.

Soon, in the hearts of the gamblers all over the world, the value of "Ah San" quickly dropped from the second most popular person... a thousand miles away.

"Too young, unreliable!"

"There's no sense of honor."

Despite all kinds of problems, Ah San still ran to the front, especially in the last lap, everyone was desperate, and Ah San entered the top five again in one breath, but a smarter mathematician would know that he was far from the first place. The four are basically out of play.

The fourth place was at least 300 kilometers away. When the opponent crossed the finish line, Ah San's top speed could only be close to 150 kilometers at most.

But again the people of the world have nothing to say.

"Grass, aren't you tired yet? Not even taking a breath? Not even drinking? It's amazing! It's amazing!"

Of course, it is impossible for Superman to drink water. On the 25,000-kilometer road, there were no enthusiastic citizens or volunteers stretching out their arms to give water, and there was no need for government propaganda. Except for real fools, ordinary people knew what would happen to those who approached supersonic speed. Even if you are Iron Man... within one hundredth of a second, you become Iron Man with a broken arm.

It can be said that knowledge changes destiny, and brain damage creates disabilities.

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"Oh - I'm the champion!" Brother Tian won the second Superman Olympic gold medal with a 100-kilometre lead. He crossed the finish line with his hands held high, and the inertia made him continue to drift for hundreds of kilometers... He had no choice but to return to the media for interviews, fans old and new screamed.

His results are: 25,000 kilometers in four hours and 13 minutes 21 seconds 27.

I believe that 99.99% of the people on earth will not cycle more than 10,000 kilometers in their lifetime.

All runners passed the finish line within ten minutes, and after the national anthem and national flag, they won the Superman Olympic gold medal. Dear Brit has made another despicable half-truth, not much different from the common people.

However, Brother Tian is obviously prepared. He has already experienced the hypocrisy and pettiness of the Western world.

Therefore, the former chairman of the Olympic Committee personally hung a medal for him. Just after listening to the national anthem, he took an Olympic gold medal from his assistant and hung it up for himself.

Many people around the world in front of the TV almost stared out their eyes.

Oh my God! No way. As big as a basketball? what is this? Give yourself an Olympic gold medal?

I saw that it was an incomparable Olympic gold medal, pure gold, with a row of rubies as big as an egg inlaid on the outer ring, a row of diamonds as big as walnuts on the inner ring, and a giant as big as a small apple in the center of the gold medal. drill.

Everything is so glamorous and flawless.

Everything is genuine, and the Briton who claims to be "rich in the world" or "greater than his ancestors" is dumbfounded.

The boss of the Olympic Committee has been unable to move for a long time-God, this... idiot's assistant has prepared a lot of gold medals like this? What does he want to do? It's crazy! Give yourself gold medals all the time?

"He... what does he want to do?" The male commentator was speechless for a long time, "Is that true?"

"Oh my god. Absolutely real!" The voice of the female commentator implied a scream of strong restraint.

They, them, and they soon knew what brother Tian wanted to do.

A large group of media personnel surrounded Brother Tian. Brother Tian showed affection first? Then a charming smile, and finally a touching look. Then there was a touching and loving look, just looking at a row of cameras like this.

"what……"

"Please call me Brother Tian."

"Brother Tian, ​​may I ask what happened to your gold medal?"

Brother Tian smiled deeply, hiding his achievements and fame, and then used his self-consciousness to feel low, with a touch of tenderness and a touch of sexiness. Then I said: "First of all, I want to thank Brother Abdominal, he gave me this opportunity, then I want to thank the Huaxia government, they trained me, and finally I want to thank the people of Huaxia, and the people of the world, they gave me Face. Thank you everyone."

After bowing deeply, he changed into a deep voice of "rejuvenating a country through adversity" and began to talk endlessly:

"The gold medal is a gift I give myself, and I want to motivate myself!"—Actually, damn it, I already knew, can counterfeit goods be worn on my noble neck? This is so embarrassing!

"This is not the Olympics for England alone, but a grand event for all mankind. Thank you all mankind for their constant love for sports!" —— Pretentious.

"As for why I won the championship, it's very simple... work hard, the most important thing is... have the fighting spirit to always serve the people, so that you can dedicate yourself and create brilliance!" - Pretending to suffer.

"I'm not fighting alone, behind me are the Chinese people whom I love deeply!" - Pretend to be rich in the foundation of the group.

"Of course I don't miss any of the other events, I am the champion! The champion!" - pretending to be a good son and daughter of the motherland.

"Of course!... No, this is not the glory of me alone, but the glory of all mankind..."—pretending to be a good son and daughter of mankind.

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Talking less for an hour, Brother Tian pretended to be full of fools, talking nonsense... The media personnel burst into laughter, their expressions pretending to be solemn and serious, but in their hearts: Hahaha, hahaha, there is no need to worry about a week's newspaper and magazine materials in advance Now, and this guy is just the beginning - he's signed up for every event he has time for.

You can sign up for the Superman Olympics at will, the condition is that you must be a Superman and you have to pay. Yes, you have to pay.

The people of the world in front of the TV, or the citizens of Shanmeng who are "on the scene" really have nothing to say.

laugh? Already laughed out my teeth!

Many people only have a touch of sadness: What are you kidding? Is such a bastard going to dominate the Superman Olympics?

Ordinary level, no one watched it. I guess the World Olympic Committee would be disbanded if it was smarter. What's the point of the mortal Olympics that no one appreciates? Faster, stronger and taller are not empty words, Superman is also a human being!

Little Superman? What a tragedy, the same idiots took over the honors of champion, runner-up, and third place-the only competitive Jack Superman is really not good enough. And the competitive trump card of Huaxia Little Superman will not offend the idiots of Brother Abdominal's family. They came here to show off and sweep away their face. Even if they were rewarded by the championship, their family members would not be able to successfully complete the surgery—just delay the surgery.

And after flattering, the reward is given to me after changing hands, and it can be executed immediately that night-this is a new unspoken rule, everyone understands it, and it has been hinted many times above... There is no way, not to please those stupid birds, They dare to treason and go to other countries to show off.

For example, Germany wants Superman to go crazy, and England would rather mess around and let these Superman win the championship. Especially projects with technical content. Like...gymnastics.

In other physical aspects, they are really invincible. No way, other supermen are definitely not as complete as the essence eaten by the supermen of the brother abs family.

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After the pretense was over, he hugged the younger brother Ah San who was the fifth but the runner-up. Brother Tian was about to hide his merits and fame, but he forgot one thing, so he hurried back to the camera alone, and then Imagining the most "tragic" memory in my life, I finally thought of trying to burn the balls of a neighbor's buffalo when I was a child, and then being kicked by the underage buffalo, which hit the chin and broke a few front teeth, which is even more painful Gotta yell——

So the dry, wretched little guy...teardrops appeared in his eyes, and the media personnel looked at each other in blank dismay, what's wrong?

——Watching TV afterwards, Brother Tian sighed sadly: "Life is always different from reality!" So I hurried to practice how to cry.

But a great senior, even the Warner Bros. actor, can solve the problem by himself, a stupid ass? Unless he had an ancestor called...

Liu Bei, whose name is Xuande.

"Wow, I almost lost General Zhao Zilong with 98 points of force because of the useless A Dou! Just thinking about it makes my heart hurt so much, I have to cry a lot! Wow!"

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