Chapter 1106 Pig Farming Version of the Olympic Village

"Yay! Another win!"

The Olympic gold medal that mortals dream of is still superhuman. Brother M got another one without any effort.

The silver medalist is of course the younger brother "A San".

third place? Ordinary people, please use a telescope to see it, it is estimated that it is still five kilometers away.

This is not surprising, after all, they are quasi-divine and demonic beings, and Superman can't compare with them at all. Now ordinary people are also aware of it. Brother Tian, ​​these two bastards are the kings of Superman. They resisted the fact that they didn’t evolve and came to pick the gold medal like fruit. Of course, the Chinese people maintain strong support. It's too proud of our country!

We have been a nation that loves hanging out since ancient times!

Shooting out of the sea like a swordfish, leaping over a distance of only fifteen meters, the big feet landed on the land, and Brother Tian showed his signature pose at the media personnel who surrounded him like a bloodied shark, gently Yes, shallow, faint, with deep merit and fame... a sexy smile.

But I don't know why in my heart, but suddenly I think of going to the reservoir with my companions to play in the water when I was a teenager. I had a stupid idea in my mind, thinking that I could easily swim a few thousand meters, but after swimming tens of meters in one breath, I panted like a dog, a dog about to drown; I gritted my teeth and continued to work hard for about fifty meters, but my lungs were exhausted. It seemed to be burning, it was very uncomfortable, and my calf was about to cramp.

At that time, Brother Tian understood a little bit what it means to be powerless.

But today, I really can't believe it, for 40,000 meters, he only used...

Brother Tian glanced at the electronic wall plugged into a solid foundation. It shows that his time is 3 minutes and 11 seconds. An astonishing world record. If the 2016 Olympic Games does not have a quasi-god like him, or the King of Superman can participate, otherwise this will be an unprecedented and unsurpassed Olympic and world record.

It's like a humanoid cheetah participated in the 100-meter race at the ordinary level, leaving a... record.

Want to break? Travel to the primitive society first, then point the evolution points to the cheetah, and then evolve into a cheetah tens of thousands of years later.

"That's great, brother! Your result is even faster than the ordinary 400-meter world record, and the real 400-meter! Tell me, how do you feel now?"

The media personnel were "shocked and paled" one by one.

However, Brother Tian, ​​who has dealt with them for a long time, is not as easy to be "fooled" as ordinary people - just kidding.

People in the media are like doctors watching puppets who are sick and dying all day long, watching some "bizarre" things, so how can they be so "shocked"?

"I think 40,000 meters is too short, and I'm not enjoying it. It's not enjoyable at all." Brother Tian said calmly: "For example, when we just came here this summer, we went swimming in the ocean and swam to Australia in one breath. That's called... a bit long."

A little girl in the media sticks out her tongue. For you Supermen, especially the King of Supermen, the earth is of course... so small.

But if we mortals fall into the sea, let alone swim to Australia, we probably swim to the underworld.

"Brother Tian, ​​brother Tian, ​​what do you know about medley swimming?"

"Good health." Brother Tian began to show off his "humor" again...

Next is the men's 400m freestyle final.

No miracle happened, Brother Tian once again "opened" the first place.

"Papa..." Brother Ba and the others began to applaud heartily. It's so amazing, I resisted not to evolve myself, and finally came to serve the people, how touching it is!

"Contemptuous... Brother Tian, ​​what else can you do if you want to show off all day long? Where is the fairness and justice of the superman king class?"

In fact, the very eye-catching Ba Ge whispered this to his companions, and the companions nodded one after another, thinking that the dog leg is the truth.

...

With another gold medal, Brother Tian's competition for today is over, and next is the judo men's 66kg gold medal competition at noon tomorrow. certainly. Again no miracle would happen, he was determined.

"Let's go!" A group of Brother Tian's younger brothers and a large number of dog legs surrounded Brother Tian and left the Olympic Village.

Here I have to talk about the Olympic Village. God, the bed is only 1.7 meters long... What do you want Superman to do? Indirectly force them to live in hotels, right?

High, absolutely, ruthless. Shameless, obscene and despicable!

"Where are you going?"

Brother Tian thought he was going to eat because... that's right. If the food in the 2008 Olympic Games was at the level, then the food in this year's Olympic Village is at the level of a village shampoo shop—you even have to pay for it yourself! Its good name is a buffet of democratic liberties.

So not to mention ordinary people, Superman and Superman all went out to eat.

The British guys are too cheating, and Superman is not being taken advantage of, who wants to be slaughtered again and again?

...

Although the London Olympic Games is one of the best in history, the world economy is so good this year, especially every citizen of the China Alliance has become a carefree rich man, so the number of tourists in England this year has exceeded one billion in an instant, London alone Forty million Chinese tourists came into the city to watch the Olympic Games.

Tian Ge and his party are headed by Superman. No, except for Brother Tian and his younger brother "A San", the other partners are already stronger and more amazingly oppressive Kings of Superman.

Behind each of these kings of superman are "Don't mess with me" dog legs, assistants, or hot and intellectual OL female secretary. Don't make a fool of your little brother when you lower your body or bend over.

This group of people is as eye-catching in the crowd as a group of tigers walking into a group of mice.

Dressed up in summer, they are tall and have a world-class figure; most of them are "dark king" figures and flawless super handsome faces.

So when we come together, we can refer to the collective aesthetics—Girls’ Generation, whose average height was 1.6 meters in the old days.

"Wow! Brother Tian! Brother Tian, ​​do you know that you are our idol, a national hero, come on! Brother Champion, please sign and take a photo with us. For the sake of the Chinese, please!"

"Brother Tian, ​​I love you!" The fat British guy was not far behind, and the demons danced wildly again.

The reason why it is described as a group of demons dancing wildly. This is because there are many legalized non-mainstream in England. Kill Matt.

They call it glamorous gothic...

"Rolling..." Resisting the mood of saying this, Brother Tian once again entered Beckham's mode, with a soft...sexy smile on his face.

Of course, it's already stiffened a lot... Being famous is really not a good thing, at least some idiots can get close to themselves as much as they want.

"Let's go, let's go... roll!" Thank God, it was the younger brothers who rescued him in the end.

It's not that the younger brothers have a bad temper. Although the Abdominal Brother family's intelligence is not enough to reach the national level. But the quality is very good.

But a lot of shit teams, oh, paparazzi supposedly make them grumpy: anyway, someone wants to know how you eat and shit, the first time it's an honor or fun.

After the hundredth time?

That's neurosis.

...

Go through a few blocks. "Oh... oh my god, it's here?" Brother Tian stood in front of a nightclub where the sun hadn't completely set, but the music had already filled the street.

Looking at the size of the neighborhood, this nightclub has the size of a five-star hotel. There was a row of serious black-clothed men in front of the door. It's really extraordinary.

"Of course. The newly opened Marie Nightclub. It is a nightclub that specializes in serving Superman. Believe me, the big brother, not only has a government background, but also has a lot of beauties, and there are European, American, and African girls! A tender model from Paris. Don't be too happy!"

The little brother talked endlessly, and touched his saliva while talking, his crotch was already bulging to death.

"Yes, brother. It can also solve the problem of eating and sleeping. Seriously, I am so hungry that I could eat one, no! At least five elephants, the food of the British is like our food."

"Ah..." Everyone looked over one after another. The King of Superman, who is not good at Chinese, quickly thought about it and added, "What I mean is: the food of the British is like our food... the first thing that comes out after eating Two courses of food."

"Could it be enough for you to just say shit, pretending to be a literary style?" The other younger brothers said disdainfully.

"Get out!" The little brother became angry from embarrassment.

"Okay, let's go in!" Brother Tian waved his hand again, hiding his merit and fame. The little brother is... a little mentally handicapped, and he appreciates it very much.

This is called a group of fools must have a smart person to take the lead. And he was that smart guy, that star leader. That radiant, talented and charming leader.

The physique of this group of people is the passport. After all, there is no one from the British intelligence agency among the big men in black, that is, the agency that 007 serves, and the elite among the dogs don't believe it.

Moreover, the Huaxia official staff in the attendant began to feel a little nervous, after looking around. He said in his heart, "Tall, it's really tall. The British guys know how to gather Superman and kill them all in one go."

Of course it is not to kill, and there is no power to kill this group of superhuman kings, but it is convenient to lure and so on when they are gathered together. After all, it is too difficult to fool a person, but how about fooling a group of people?

Just look at Huaxia netizens. Every time there is a rumor, isn't it that a fool instantly fooled a large group of smart people?

This is called in collective psychology: a smart person falls into a group of idiots, and he will be assimilated into a idiot. Therefore, there are basically no idiots in the Chinese Academy of Sciences to join. Smart people can only stay smart or become smarter if they are with smart people.

In large nightclubs, there is deafening music and various lights that look even better in the dark environment.

Brother Tian's super vision can see the pile of mountains at a glance, and there is no shortage of a lot of delicacies made by top Chinese chefs.

The second is... very good chicks, there are black and white girls, and there are a lot of groups everywhere, wearing very clear clothes and talking.

Brother Tian, ​​who was used to seeing yellow girls, immediately said in his heart, "Oh, that's great, the damn gothic style and fat guys are finally gone, my eyes, my eyes... are saved!"

The moment the chicks saw Brother Tian's group, their eyes lit up...it was unbelievable that they were the eyes of ordinary people.

"Brother Tian!"

"Brother Huaxia Superman..."

"I love you!"

A large group of beauties, at least thousands of outstanding beauties rushed up like a tide, and none of them fell.

And they are very familiar with each "target". This is also something that both parties know well: Otherwise, there is nothing to do when you are full? Such outstanding beauties gathered in the nightclub of this bird place?

But the other party is the dog legs, because many stupid superman kings don't even bother to think about it, too lazy to use their brains... just know that the big hands touched the super short skirts of the beauties, and quickly penetrated into the panties went……

PS: The second update. . . )

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