Chapter 1093 European Cup in the Superman Era
“Mr Henry the King of Highbury runs with the ball. M[Read the novel and get there~]”
"Oh my God, he's as fast as a bald eagle! The 40 yards (36.576 meters) took two seconds. From start to top speed - believe me! The fastest Ferrari can't kiss to his big ass."
"Oh, it sounds like I'm telling a fairytale. But ladies and gentlemen, this is happening right before our very eyes, and there are four oversized new 'premium goods' (huge TV sets) imported from China. Good. Well, look at me, poor mortal, I've forgotten once again that this is the age of... the Superman. Mr. Highbury King's speed is only mediocre. We just saw some... as fast as lightning Guys. I want to say to them: Stop waiting for the people—stop waiting for the people.”
"Oh! As God can testify, Mr. Henry passed three Superman players with only muscles in an incomparably elegant way. He started to shoot-wow! Being able to hit the blind spot is really... a wonderful visual enjoyment, but unfortunately many people cannot see this process clearly with their own eyes. Like me, they can only see from a distance—well, a goal!"
"French fans rejoice, this is the second semi-final of Euro 2012, the winner will be against a superman version of Ronaldo, Lord of the Rings Figo, the legendary 'Black Panther' Eusebio - anyway Portugal The legends who are the best footballers alive...fight for the title together."
"The fourteenth European Cup is also the first Superman European Cup. I think many people are very excited - of course more people. Including those who are desperately fighting for the championship will be even more excited. Because the championship will reward... a grain of genius Brain medicine! That's right, of course it is not real, and it will be converted into an astronomical sum for every winner."
"Cut—" the stadium boos. The narrator continued to say passionately: "Please don't be surprised or angry, there is no way, the abdominal muscle brother is not us Europeans, so the prize, I personally think it is very kind. What? Learn from the Asian Cup that just ended Five Little Supermen for the champion, three for the runner-up, and one for the third? Haha, it's still daytime, gentlemen and ladies."
"cut--"
"Okay. Let's move on. The strongest French team in history under Zinedine Zidane is playing against the strongest opponent in history, the Italian football team, and the gentlemen they sit on the bench are... …Mr. Superman. Incredible and inexcusable waste - go home, Mr. Superman's back-ups. There is absolutely no physical problem with a Superman player."
"Oh, Zidane stole the ball again - wow, he passed someone and then shot the goal. Is the great goalkeeper Zoff who just put down the pointer still living in the glory of the past? Look at his confused look. He was fooled by the master again! Well, now France finally got it back,
The current score is 15:13. Just two goals behind... Although I looked at the score and couldn't believe my eyes again: Hey guys, is this a basketball game? "
"Oh, the famous heavy artillery in Italy, who likes to think about life and shoots Balotelli when he takes the ball. Mr. Bashen shot again from 80 yards after catching the ball. Oh, look. The good-tempered Mr. Baggio is here On the one hand...envy, envy and hate—God, the perfect and deadly full moon scimitar—fortunately, this football is a nano-spider silk football worth 300,000 euros, otherwise our dear Mr. Bashen must have drawn the football alive again Explosive. Because it is said that the great Mr. Superman only took eleven seconds to measure the distance of a kilometer—of course it is equal to the distance measurement of 100 meters in the old days."
"Because for ladies and gentlemen of Superman, the 100 meters is just...they haven't warmed up, they haven't started it yet, and then the speed machine is maxed out! And our Mr. Bashen's squat number is... 550 Ton. Trust me and trust your ears, that's a...correct...squat number."
"I don't need to go into details about other statistics. If you want to know more details, please log on to the official website of the European Cup. Mr. Bashen is a standard superman. There are only three supermen in the French team, and the rest are small supermen. Substitute? Just soy sauce Mortals—they'll never get a chance to play."
Maybe a new era has arrived. So the hyperactive football commentators blare the National Stadium in Warsaw.
It was the first time for someone to watch football live, and it was such a grand event as the European Cup.
He really has a sense of... novelty - after all, the first time he watched football in his life was when he was young, and his father's unit played against the same unit. [Just read the novel~]
The process...was horrible.
It's more of the same unbelievable "Am I dreaming" feeling like a fan who watched the Superman European Cup for the first time-because even a fool can see that the active players in the European Cup are old monsters.
In the age of mortals, even being as great as the world champion is the result of being abused.
But now it is a lightning-like counterattack. He is unrestrained and indescribably extraordinary, far more flexible than a butterfly in dribbling. The heavy bombardment of the sonic boom, and the popular Asian Cup... aerial shooting.
For details, please refer to the "Shaolin Soccer" movie. Players often jump lightly, and ordinary people's small knees can support the vertical take-off force of more than ten meters. It's really...a tough bone.
In particular, the big villain picked up the football and rubbed it in the air, and then—of course, there is no image of a devil flashing past, but the shooting strength is really... unconstrained and unstoppable.
A superman goalkeeper can generally catch 80%. It can often be seen... Ordinary gloves explode directly, and the football flies out.
No way, poor teams can't afford Superman nano player gloves.
Because the attacking speed was too fast, he ran all over the football field in almost three or four seconds, so there were dribbles and angry shots everywhere.
A high-tech force field was also installed around the football field to prevent the football from hitting the crowd—the power must be more powerful than the shells fired by naval guns.
Just kill you.
...
Next to Diaosi, who was watching football for the first time, sat on the same red chair as Diaosi, wearing a big blue couple hat. The hair is completely covered and the face cannot be seen clearly. People around her can only see a chin...big beauty.
The reason why she can be described as a big beauty without seeing her face clearly. Because she was wearing a red top and white skirt.
You can tell that the chest is big without mentioning the top, and the smell is very fragrant and charming.
Let's just talk about the lower body, the commentator must pay tribute to him from top to bottom when he sees it, even if he is over 60 years old, as a mortal, a man, his combat effectiveness is very little, and his fertility is basically infinitely close to zero. He would also scream "Whoa, my God..." and die "young".
too excited. To be precise, he died of despair because of not being able to get it.
Or you are born and I am old. It's useless to go to bed with a heartbroken heart.
I saw a pair of super slender legs under a short lace dress with princess temperament. The beautiful legs and skin are like creamy fat, so beautiful that it is beyond imagination or description.
In the old days, even if the owner of this pair of beautiful legs had a miserable face of Sister Feng, she would still be well-deserved, incomparable, unprecedented, and eternally famous...
The most beautiful woman in the world.
Of course you can't look at your face.
The other side of the hanging wire. A little girl, female, with loli attributes has looked at this hanging silk for many "years" (? It has a deep meaning, maybe it was a... goddess in the previous life, so in this life...)
This French loli sucks on a lollipop. It's not like the fan daddy who is crying and laughing for a while, and has been peeking at Mr. Diaosi - of course it can also be said to be peeking in a fair way. European loli are not as shy as Chinese loli, or they were taught "don't talk to strangers."
Little Lolita had a big question in her mind: Why did these two people appear in the two seats in the back aisle as soon as they turned their heads.
It is not surprising that there are vacancies, even if it is the semi-finals of the European Cup every four years.
But now because of a certain demon game, even hardcore fans don't want to enjoy the European Cup, and it's... a superman version of the fantasy battle. All of them are the best lineup in history. Apart from not being able to dig out the dead and bring them back to life, many outstanding people have become superheroes and returned to the green world again. [Just read the novel~]
Isn't this state sponsorship—European countries can't even satisfy the rich and powerful, but also a "migrant worker" who plays football? Even if you are very famous, even if you have a small braid on the back of your forehead, the cucumber girl in the lonely spring boudoir was often regarded as a sexual fantasy... Tremella was touched into black fungus.
so what? You think the world is yours with the love of the poor?
Wash and go to sleep!
It all comes from the sponsorship of the idols by the brain-dead fans in the family of the brother of the abdominal muscles. It is more because the family of the brothers of the abdominal muscles buys the big giants and then trains superhuman players.
Although there are many responders, the king of the ball flatters and joins the team. But of course those stupid birds choose the most famous ones at the first time. The saddest or most screaming legend.
And then almost every Superman player has to serve... a thousand years onwards.
TRANSFER - NOT FOR SALE. Unless the club goes out of business.
Of course, the salary is still increasing according to the price every year. I believe it is still better than...a group of university professors, even if the university professors are the most indispensable professors in Cambridge. How can it be? A group earning thirty million euros a year? An average of one million euros a year?
Wash and sleep.
This European Cup has of course become the doll of the new powerful family - the family of Brother Abdominal.
The old-time mortal ball game is instantly obsolete. Absolutely no negotiation.
The committee and so on have been bought by... or just rebuild one.
Having said that, little Lolita was still very scared when she saw this hanging silk.
All muscle devils! And forcibly took over such a beautiful...fairy.
However. Fear is the prerequisite for love. Sometimes fear and awe are more pleasing to the heart. The goddess will fall in love with a gangster who slaps her pretty face savagely, and will not fall in love with a hanger who lets her savagely slap her.
When the little loli saw the eyebrows of this diaosi. Immediately the small eyes lit up. There is only one feeling, she feels that it seems that the beauty that can only appear in incomparable paintings.
That brow is perfect.
And soon she saw the eyes under the eyebrows and took a look, and suddenly, starting from the toes, a strong human body current rushed up the spine... a knot of bones quickly went to the brain, the brain was paralyzed, and the nervous system quickly analyzed "Stunning", "Admiration" and other information.
Wow, beautiful... eyes. The eyes are more beautiful.
not only. Diaosi "feels" that no one is watching him. Quickly raised an eyebrow at Xiaoluo.
The little loli opened her mouth exaggeratedly, revealing her teeth that had rotted and not grown out from eating sugar a lot.
"So handsome..." Little Lolita didn't recognize him, this... is... the ab muscle brother she really wanted to know.
...
"Damn it, we can't hide our achievements and fame like this."
It's only been ten minutes. However, the eyes of the people of the world are also bright, and He Ming feels that he has been exposed, or is about to be exposed. After all, the physical appearance of him and Smecta's mistress is really amazing.
Forget about the little loli, some young people and uncles nearby are peeking at them. Especially peeking at Comrade Park Zhimin, Smecta's mistress... This comrade's pair of super beautiful legs.
"Hee hee... Brother is still early, let's continue watching the game." Mistress Smecta peeked around, saying cutely and sweetly. Then he secretly put his right leg on He Ming's thigh, and used a perfectly slender super beautiful leg... as a reward. And a gift for watching football after shopping.
Of course He Ming is not polite. A big hand hastily placed on it. The heat immediately made the mistress' deep thighs moist again... I believe this scene will definitely make the men who peek and can peek... lust and jealousy soar to the sky.
But to come here to make trouble or to see the legs of a big beautiful woman clearly does not have the courage at all.
Any idiot knows that this couple must be superhuman!
It's really fucking envious and jealous, even the Superman players. Run slowly, stop and wait for Minhang? Ours is exhausted.
And what about Superman fans? Ooooh, disgusting...don't do this? Go back and watch TV! Don't let our good mood turn into bad mood.
"That's good. But we're going to leave if we're discovered? And...don't drink this unnutritious milk tea produced in Europe. Later, brother will feed you the most nutritious milk in the universe produced by brother abs .If you are willing to add tea, it will be a novel enjoyment. You should have Buji Ge milk tea."
He Ming watched Pu Zhimin sucking milk tea, his perfect pretty face sucked gently, and his red lips were extremely charming. Immediately, he said in a dazed way. I believe that the people of the world will hear such words from the mouth of the abdominal muscles-the sales of milk must have increased significantly.
After all, not many, many people can understand how many types of milk are divided into.
However, the known scruples about "reputation of a great man" (fear of being harmed, or "open the door to check the water meter.") will not be said.
"I hate it... Who is afraid of you... Be careful that I drink up my brother's milk..." Smecta's mistress has long let go, after all, a certain Diaosi's tens of hours of training is not in vain time.
At the moment, she said with winking eyes. If you are watching a football game at home, the mistress will definitely serve you right away.
This is a great opportunity to increase the love index.
He Ming's little brother is again... arrogant to the earth.
This one should be worthy of the name to be proud of the earth.
...
He Ming continued to watch the game. He knew that the European Cup final should end on July 2nd, but today is July 15th. The Superman Olympics are not far away.
So of course it's a new era, and the era of Superman, so the second semi-final was held today.
After all, there are too many reasons, such as "a little" chaos in Europe-it was still fighting not long ago.
Due to domestic turmoil, the originally hopeful Bullfighting National Team, even though He Ming’s old friend Guo Bang was able to produce a lot of superhuman players this time, but because of psychological shadows and so on, they were still eliminated by the Dutch team, which is known as the strongest in history. .
Unexpectedly, the Dutch team died in the dribbling skills of the French team master Zidane.
Because the master is the first player to become a super life. After all, it is too famous. There is also genius medicine to help him learn better, so Superman players are already very skilled. It can be described as one of the best trump cards in the European Cup.
After all, the rules of the Superman football game are also... It is impossible to fly into the air with a "whoosh"; ignore offside and kick into the penalty area...
As for the big gains. It is estimated that it is still being disassembled at the moment, because it is too heavy, and the robot army dragged it back a little bit. Then it was disassembled and transported to the Shadow City. After all, it is impossible for Shanmeng technology to open up a channel as large as the solar system.
Finally, it has its own central optical brain to handle everything.
So the robot can do it, so He Ming won't...continue to work hard.
After seven minutes of this, all of a sudden. The scene of the couple on the far side appeared on the four huge screens in front of them.
Immediately many people looked back. Oh my God. This couple is too tall. Especially when seeing a man's figure, many men's eyeballs turn red; their mentality becomes unbalanced.
Dog Day Superman!
Ma Zi is also the Superman of Dog Day!
The lower body of Smecta's mistress could not be seen clearly. So the pair of unparalleled superhuman legs were not exposed, but the size of a certain hanging silk and the upper body of his mistress are still incomparably beautiful.
He Ming lowered his head early, and Park Zhimin became a little nervous, and cursed secretly, "I hate it, I just want to watch the game with my brother. Although we... didn't buy tickets to come in."
He Ming lowered his head and showed a perfect lewd smile, "Then let's go, we can just find a hotel and see it?" The little brother has reached the moment of "I'll give you a choice".
After all, he spent a few hours shopping in Europe just now, and bought a bunch of junk that he didn't need, but he was tempted when changing clothes. Smiling, annoyed, and sneaking at the little brother——He Mingzhen vomited blood.
Of course, during the whole process, the two disguised themselves: optical deception.
Like...ps.
But high technology can change a face. Because the vision of ordinary people starts from the light source, just changing the distribution and projection of the light source at multiple angles on the face can produce a wonderful camouflage of changing the face.
Pu Zhimin thought for a while, nodded lightly and said: "Okay. Brother, let's go... It's your turn to have fun with you."
"It's fun together...and you're even happier. After all, the old cow plows the land, you can enjoy it." He Ming said "righteously".
Taking advantage of the camera to leave them, He Ming held Park Zhimin in his arms, and left the scene at a speed that was invisible to the naked eye.
Little Lolita had been staring at the two of them, and suddenly saw them disappear, she shook her head quickly, and dropped the lollipop from her mouth.
...
"Strange, the men in that couple are very similar...Impossible. That one is serving the people, how can he have time to pick up girls?" The narrator muttered in his heart, and continued to talk endlessly with a smiling face. He still wants to work hard for his reward. There are no anti-wealth benefits in Europe. In order to live, we must work hard!
...
Five minutes later, a small hotel.
The game scene "back" to the TV. Noisy. On the opposite bed, a couple is playing the famous 6...9 mode for affection.
He Ming leaned against the head of the bed, gently opened the perfect short skirt, and there was a certain kind of lewdness on his face, and suddenly his little brother... and in front of him was a huge, perfect peach-shaped underwear wrapped in a very charming lace panties Buttocks. The line from the water snake's waist to the huge buttocks is really a fatal temptation.
Finally, there is... a mysterious area where spring water has flowed many times.
It seems that during the time we spend together, it's not just me who is burning with lust. It seems that my technique or my mistress is getting stronger and stronger.
He licked it up with a big mouthful, and the delicate body of a mistress under his crotch trembled suddenly. Then the English voice of "Goal is scored..." sounded in the room. At last. This Diaosi patted her big buttocks, kneaded vigorously and said: "You also serve!" So, the crotch felt like a mouthful, and the mistress reciprocated this Mr. Diaosi.
devour each other. After being fed three gallons of warm milk, the unbearable Diaosi finally overwhelmed the tearful mistress head-on. Pushing forward little by little... In fact, the second mistress had unbearable tears on her face, because he just crushed her. She immediately hooked her neck passionately, stepped forward for a wet kiss and offered a pair of deadly white rabbits...
It's time for the two to vent to each other.
For the sake of harmony, I will not describe it carefully. For details, you can refer to the fact that each other spent millions of years in a prison where they could not vent, and then they were released from prison to the moment when they expected to erupt.
Of course, it is impossible for ordinary people to enjoy such millions of years of accumulation, after all, they can only accumulate for a few years at most.
For Superman, it's just a Superman's physical benefit. And an absolutely insignificant item, anytime is such a treat.
Seven or eight hours later, the couple who forced the window open without paying left.
Because it's time for the man to serve the people...the cleaner came to the door not long after, because a central optical computer designed a virtual customer in the hotel's computer to check in and pay...now check out.
"God——" The cleaner, a somewhat obese middle-aged woman, saw the appearance of the room clearly, especially the "big bed" with four legs completely broken off. Without further ado, he ran downstairs, terrified the boss, and said in a passionate voice: "Boss, did the two blue whales mate in Room 308 above?"
"Where can I find blue whales mating on land?" The boss read the newspaper calmly. Hearing the words humorously said. But he... was destined to be even more shocked.
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