Chapter 1089 "This Is Unscientific!"

Seeing the classy chick, Zhao Shixin stopped and watched eagerly. M His feelings of pity and pity are much weaker—without him, his wife and sister are so beautiful, their personality and skills are so good, what about other class flowers and school flowers? Can you just play innocent?

"What are you looking at, pervert! Let me go! What are you looking at..." Unexpectedly, Ban Hua was sensitive, and while crying, she could feel some eyes peeking at her white and tender thighs, and immediately glared over. Then...a group of people practiced the Toad Kung Fu, so...the Diaosi with the same physical fitness as the fire of lust came to protect them.

Zhao Shixin, who had no chance of winning single-handedly or in group fights, hurried away in desperation.

Forget it, good men don't fight women, and gentlemen don't fight dinosaurs. What's more, Lao Tzu is not a virgin who was so pure "back then". To seduce me with your hormones and watery eyes, I suggest you start by switching your C cups to D cups. The height of 1.65 meters should be stretched by 5 centimeters.

And in the end, don't forget to do more exercises to strengthen your waist, otherwise... I don't want to collect your body on the night you lost your virginity.

"Brother, where are they?"

Zhao Shixin tried to find his own family first. Due to the population problem, the people from the Zhao family are relatively famous, right?

As a result, he found that that was the past tense—now, the five characters of "Abdomo's alma mater", which are more precious than diamonds, are hung on the 500-ton white marble stone at the school gate.

highest top.

So how many students in the world are going to enter this school?

From the dark-skinned love son of an African chief to a certain white-skinned prince in the British royal family - although a certain prince has already graduated from university...

Anyway, the most popular school in the world. Come in and get your ticket to paradise.

get rich? cut.

In the end, I couldn't find my family and had to walk slowly. Finally found a team in the middle and started queuing up.

Again, he selectively forgot that he used to play with his mobile phone while sitting on the toilet.

"Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo up coupons?"

A young boy who looked like a hanging silk but was really strong passed by, then stopped beside Zhao Shixin and suddenly burst into tears.

Zhao Shixin looked over with contemptuous eyes again. I didn't think about it, but I happened to see a good show: the "goddess" of the little boy,

A Belarusian female student who was already charming at a young age was surrounded by a group of Belarusian beauties.

Belarus transfer students are really not covered, life is a dream. It's a pity that if you want to spend time with someone, let's go to bed and sleep. She is the best wife after marriage, but before marriage... the best friend with benefits.

Zhao Shixin believes that if he finds a non-official wife, the old man who attaches great importance to the purity of blood will hack him to death.

So he was... powerless towards the white Russian chick.

What's more, they can't make it - who the hell said that Belarusian beauties were born for Chinese people? Literally the biggest lie ever.

"Goddess" smiled very sexy, and said to the little boy in standard Mandarin: "Did you get a shopping coupon? Then sell it to me!" After speaking, she bowed deeply once.

You know, she was wearing a relatively low-cut dress. After all, it's hot. And the lower body is a miniskirt. So a pair of big white legs under a head of 1.75 meters must be... Once Diaosi has it, he has nothing else.

The little boy stopped all tears and stared at the "goddess" dumbfounded. He probably didn't expect one of the famous school beauties to approach him so softly and speak so softly.

His...hundreds of times the hormones in the past immediately made the little brother...be proud of the earth.

Yes, another master who looks down on the earth.

But in this school. Everyone is used to it, and no one laughs at anyone anymore, after all, they have seen it many, many times...except for those other male students who have not enjoyed Hama Gong.

"Brother, don't give it... Shopping coupons are also good things. It's worse than someone else's smart car."

Because I have practiced the Toad Kung Fu, it is easy to tell the old students from the new students, of course they are male students, just look at the muscles and spirit, or look down at the crotch... Don't try to provoke them, they can do it alone Hundreds of new students. Even a thousand, if he wasn't so stupid as to fight on the spot.

Otherwise, in guerrilla warfare, he is invincible, and his physical recovery speed is dozens of times faster than that of new students.

The Belarus school belle immediately gave the interrupter a look, and the interrupter hurriedly expressed his demeanor—yes, this was a girl-picking effort to attract the goddess. Look, how talented is Brother?

"Goddess" took the little boy's hand and begged, "Sell it to me, classmate"

The little boy began to bend down deeply...

Zhao Shixin "couldn't bear" to watch it any longer. Look around, and this scene. A lot of "this scene" - he finally understood why there were so many parents around the school.

He couldn't wait to roar, "Brothers, let's have a good time now, go back and get your mother's ass spanked all night! Hold on. Stand up!"

The male student knew that he had a heart-to-heart fight with an impeccable beautiful wife a few hours ago, so a full man would not know a hungry man. Definitely... unite and beat him up.

...

"Snapped!"

"Brother! Brother is here! Ulla, he is here!"

"I'm stupid...you bastard!" Zhao Shixin, who was lazily queuing up, suddenly appeared in front of a guy with a strong physique, but his body was growing wide, and then this guy slapped him mercilessly.

Right in the face.

Zhao Shixin almost fell to the ground. He took a closer look furiously, but it was his stupid younger brother. Immediately change the hands into swearing.

At the same time, a thought flashed through my mind: "Sure enough, the brain is empty so the muscles are strong. My mother... what a tragedy, to have such a younger brother! I knew that I would beat him to death when he didn't practice magic skills."

"Why did you come here? Dad's hope depends entirely on you! None of us won the reward for the Toad Kung Fu."

The eldest brother ran over with his four younger sisters after hearing the news.

After the exchange, Zhao Shixin found out that the third brother with a brain disability had the best draw, a shopping coupon.

Everything else is... crap that money can buy. For example, the eldest brother won another smart car. High-end specifications. It’s worth millions of RMB—this is because the Abdominals are sure not to sell bad products.

In the past, parents must have laughed out loud when they heard this. Or have a heart attack in fright—"Fat, I didn't expect to go to school to get rich! Career and study are in place!"

But now... Contemptuously, he didn't give you a good look for a week: "How lucky are you? It's fine if you don't get the Superman spot, but there are no genius brain pills? One pill starts at hundreds of millions of yuan! Maybe It can improve Saner's IQ."

"Wake up..." The third child shook Zhao Shixin, breaking his illusion.

Zhao Shixin came back to his senses, and as soon as he saw the action of the third child, he gave him a hard look, "I hate you, you want to slap me again! Idiot, pig, don't you know that a slap can kill a buffalo now?"

Zhao Shichao laughed dryly. Withdrawing his hand - there is no way, for an idiot, the habit is hard to change. He used to slap his second brother's face in the past.

He thought for a while, patted himself on the head and said, "I was on the phone with Dad just now. The kid from Uncle's family won the Toad Kungfu, so if you can't win the Toad Kungfu, we—no, you're the one who's finished. Boss Daddy will beat you up."

"You six didn't win the draw, how can you count on me? You idiot!" Zhao Shixin cursed. Look at the front, look at the back, fainted, a bunch of stupid donkeys temporarily praying to God and worshiping Buddha. Immediately there was tension.

Are you fucking playing slot machines or... doomsday exam?

"Second brother is the big idiot! Hehe..." The younger sisters made faces one by one, and then looked over and over at the new mobile phone, which contained a shopping coupon bound with a citizen's certificate.

This shopping coupon can buy the world's most... cheap valuables. For 1% of the price, an unrivaled... feast of precious goods.

This is already the third time. In the first two times, it was a pity that in order to repair a house worth 1.3 million yuan, we had to reorganize the environment of a mansion worth 200,000 yuan. So they missed the two feasts.

There is no way, the people in line... several hundred million. When I came down from the mountain, the daylilies withered.

And for the third time, Brother Abs complied with the request of the Internet and took out 1 million shopping coupons for online lottery every day.

Winners can purchase a prize. Then you have to wait a week before proceeding to the draw.

The buyers of the first two times are out of the game. Unless you buy a shopping voucher.

The value of shopping vouchers is in the market, and it is generally equivalent to winning a lottery ticket of five million without paying taxes in online transactions.

On the black market it is... double.

The so-called "black market" is a market that foreign friends also patronize.

...

"No way……"

Another guy cranked the lottery machine, and it turned out... Another "good thing" that money can buy, a set of top-notch sofas worth half a million.

However, he... was dumbfounded.

"Let's go! Get out of the way." Behind him. It was also a dinosaur in front of Zhao Shixin who pushed him away impatiently. He was led aside by the staff to get the reward.

The dinosaur was less than 1.6 meters tall and had a pure gold necklace weighing at least three kilograms hanging around her neck. Then it became interesting: she began to kneel down, kneeling in various ways, and her movements seemed strange. And he didn't hesitate to put his face on the grass.

Zhao Shixin also felt quite familiar, but he just couldn't remember what it was. Until someone laughed and said: "Hahaha. Isn't this the action before Muay Thai. Hahaha!" The voice implied contempt that men can understand.

It's a beautiful woman, everyone will definitely not take their eyes off her if she does this.

But you... don't disgust us, okay? It's almost time for lunch, and we still want to have a full meal.

The dinosaur snorted. Standing up and shaking the lottery machine, the patterns turned quickly one by one... The atmosphere became tense again, "Little Superman...Little Superman...Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh, no way...Hahahaha! God, I love you! You're dead! Brother Abs, I love you until the end of the world!" Twenty seconds later, the dinosaur jumped high.

That's right, the picture is fixed on the quota of Little Superman.

On the pattern composed of five small characters...

Everyone was dumbfounded.

The self-proclaimed inscrutable mocker almost bit off his own tongue.

How is it possible that God would love a dinosaur so much?

"Another little Superman! That's awesome! I'm so envious!"

The dinosaur fell into a state of madness and sang wildly on the spot... His expression was at its peak, shaking his head, and he believed that any neurotic or horny writer would be ashamed of himself.

Zhao Shixin was as dumb as a wooden chicken. It took a long time before he turned his head to look at his eldest brother and other family members. They all had the same expression.

And the elder brother looked at him exactly the same way: what would happen if he replaced the dinosaur in the lottery just now?

Dinosaurs mistake me, dinosaurs mistake me!

"Student, hurry up and start." The very calm staff pulled Ms. Dinosaur away and said to Zhao Shixin.

Because there were thousands more people lining up in this line—many people were like this, and when they saw that there was a place for Little Superman, they would switch to that line.

At the same time, many, many people came to watch the second lottery draw immediately.

That is, Zhao Shixin's once, only once for the rest of his life?

Zhao Shixin's heart was beating wildly, he felt that the world was empty, only the sound of his own heartbeat. He tried to do the same action as the dinosaur just now, but because he was too nervous, he fell a shit. Many onlookers quickly burst into laughter—they got a bad prize, so out of human nature, they don't mind the other party ending up with themselves.

Zhao Shixin quickly got up. Take a deep breath.

"Come on!" The elder brother yelled in his ear, the younger brother started to applaud, and the younger sisters anxiously paid attention...

However, Zhao Shixin seemed to be deaf.

He bent down and panted heavily, sweat dripping all over his body. Finally shake the joystick.

"Boom, boom, boom..." The sound of nice music sounded. The pictures go from fast to slow one by one... It is not easy to find a dream pattern among a hundred patterns.

It means that one out of a hundred people wins the lottery—in fact, not one out of a thousand people wins the lottery. Things that are on the books will never become reality. Otherwise, wouldn't those mathematicians buy lottery tickets every day and the lottery institution went bankrupt?

"Just now, it won't happen this time..." a Caucasian student said "experienced".

"That's for sure...how can it be such a coincidence." The white student beside the white student nodded.

Judging from the temperament of the two, they were both transferred from a noble school like Eton College.

Zhao Shixin could understand their Mandarin, but he didn't care at all—foreigners, fuck you, do you understand the profoundness of Chinese civilization?

The patterns in front of him started to stop one by one, and then...

"Little Superman Quota".

It's this pattern again.

The pointer stays on it.

"..."

"XXDD"

"This unscientific!"

"Damn it! There's something wrong with the machine!"

Zhao Shixin was "deaf" again. Nothing was heard. It was as if the world... went blank.

There is only one feeling in the head.

What a wonderful moment to be favored by fate.

Of course he doesn't know that a certain brother will live in this "moment" forever.

PS: The second update. (To be continued..)

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