Chapter 1075 "I'm Too Bad" - of Course It's Just a Joke.

In the cold and cold night, a person passed by the first floor of the four high-tech fitness buildings with a total of 20 floors like a fast wind, and the super vision can also have a panoramic view of everything in the dynamic vision.

After seeing the four buildings and those lively people, Xue Hu had a little more smile on his face. In any case, even though they are doing something meaningless, but because of the nature of a soldier, he still appreciates these very much... Really human warrior.

Standing out from tens of millions of men, now, needless to say, they are worthy of the people or the motherland, they are worthy of themselves, worthy of "success" or "persistence", "hard work" and other beautiful words.

Strolling on the playground, Xue Hu smoked another cigarette, a top-notch cigarette with the effect of narcotics. from some world.

Occasionally looking at the moonlight, the night on the outskirts of Vladivostok is far more charming than that in the metropolis. Xue Hu is a little dumbfounded. Once upon a time, he guessed how such a powerful China would get back the land under his feet. the dignity of the land.

He thought about many processes and results. But I never thought that... things would develop like this? Still in less than half a year.

"Really, really... A soldier, a superman, if there is no suitable stage for him, then he is too lonely, right?"

"But what can we do now? Take an adventure in a certain world, where... the result of accidentally eating your soul. It's too dangerous, too hateful. And the rewards of the adventure will never be as good as that kid , It seems that we are risking our lives to pick up garbage. That kid eats, drinks and plays all day long, and all the treasures are dropped. The law of heaven is not fair."

shook his head. Xue Hu took a drag on his cigarette. Continue to talk to himself: "Forget it... I should go home. That game has aroused my interest, and I have to play it ten times longer. As for those boys, send a message and ask him to give them more Opportunity. After all, they are definitely the elite among human beings. There should be a good return for such hard work. Well, let’s do it like this. Anyway, it’s just a piece of cake for him, and it’s the "serving the people" he dreamed of... ...?"

Just now he was smiling but felt something, suddenly Xue Hu saw a stream of light falling straight towards him, like a big shooting star came to him from a distance in the dark night in a blink of an eye.

"Meteor" fell to the ground calmly. The airflow narrowed, and a tall man with a very slender body, but still perfectly muscular, stepped out of it. A pair of arms alone is more than fifty meters in diameter.

The handsome face of the visitor under the distant light is almost indescribable. Perfectly handsome with a strong sense of elegance.

Temperament is more rational and calm.

"Second brother? Why are you here!" Xue Hu excitedly stepped forward,

Unexpectedly, it was his second brother Yingyang who came.

After Brother Abdominal solved the family crisis for them last time, Yingyang has been with his wife, only coming to Earth for a while.

The elder brother Hu Bosen is also in a similar situation.

As for adventure? Just kidding, adventure is now in the eyes of those women-legal pick-up,!

Even mistresses whose seats have been temporarily stabilized don't like them continuing to "adventure". It's not that they continue to legally pick up girls, and girls will come to your door automatically. Instead, they are worried that they will be in danger-look at the fact that the abs brother is not taking risks casually.

Ying Yang smiled slightly, first lit a top-quality cigarette of the same quality, then puffed out the smoke and said, "Come to play with you. He Ming solved Fei'er for me last time. The method he used was really... lewd. It's all right now, Mayfair has found a way to deal with me, and she tempts me all day long. I don't have time to get along with wives at all. That's all, she recently taught the children that some fathers are big villains, big perverts... Makes me as depressed as I want."

Imagining the disdainful looks and eyes of the two babies, Xue Hu instinctively wanted to laugh but didn't know how to laugh. After a while, he had to say: "Hey, there is no way, human beings are like this. Under the traditional thinking, human beings on earth are only That's it, women are different from our proficient military skills. It's incomprehensible. You just have to endure it. It's better now than in the past... After all, we are not He Ming, the god of picking up girls. I didn't expect Yingqun to be killed He got it hooked."

As he spoke, he winked at Yingyang, "How does the brother-in-law of Abdominal Muscle feel? The chance to be the next powerful demon must be guaranteed. How about engaging with that source of wisdom? I have been coveting it for a long time. .I swear on my ass, He Ming, he doesn't hide treasures. He is not him, so he must have many, many more...and he can't do anything with women. You ask Yingqun to talk about it, let's get some-- Grass, you are a fortress!"

Before Xue Hu finished chattering, Ying Yang pursed his lips helplessly, and then two extremely small bottles appeared in his hand, containing the liquid in them.

Xue Hu knew at a glance that he "shot" in a blink of an eye, but he was already named the "source of wisdom" on the list of top treasures in the Shanmeng League.

It is exactly the same as the information and shape released from the treasure house of the He family.

What's more, he knows his second brother Yingyang very well, and he will definitely not make fun of himself when he is full and has nothing to do.

"..."

"That's right, this is the source of wisdom... You talked too much nonsense just now." Appreciating Xue Hu's "shut up" expression, Ying Yang then threw a bottle.

Xue Hu immediately widened his eyes and held his breath, for fear that the bottle would be blown away with heavy breathing, or it would fall to the ground... With a "pop", it turned into pieces, and the earth enjoyed the source of wisdom for the first time, while He, Xue Hu, just... became a psychopath.

However, the super vision was locked to the limit, and everything was extremely slow. When I grabbed it lightly with one hand, I realized that the bottle was so strong that even the life of the gods and demons would have to be smashed vigorously. Earth's gravity? Falling from outside the planet will not damage a single fur.

"God, it's true! How did you get it?" Xue Hu was almost stunned and said, how precious the source of wisdom is, I'm afraid even the mentally retarded know it. Once you eat it regardless of whether you are born mentally handicapped or acquired mentally handicapped, it will be: "Mom doesn't have to worry about my studies anymore?"

"God won't worry about your studies either!"

Ying Yang smoked a cigarette and raised her perfect eyebrows with heroic spirit. Said: "Of course it's true. He Ming's central optical brain specially sent an envoy of the demonic robot to send it over. I didn't ask him for it, but he gave it to my sister. After my sister used it, she also asked us for three copies." ...I didn't expect him to give it out casually."

Xue Hu said with admiration: "Of course, after all, he is the world's number one pick-up girl and the most willing to spend money."

"What are you talking about picking up girls? It's so ugly...they're going to get married soon." Yingyang shook his head and continued: "I gave the elder brother's share. I don't know if he used it, and mine is useless. Because I My sister said that after using it, there will be unimaginable changes in wisdom, eyesight, temperament, strength and many other aspects. Especially wisdom... I think your brain also needs to evolve." Finally, I don't forget to joke talk.

Xue Hu chuckled a few times, "I don't care about IQ. Did you need brains to kill people in the past? Well, eyes, temperament, etc. don't matter anymore, it's just appearance. Now that we all have wives, we don't need to be so handsome. As for strength It’s too important, so how does the power change after using this? And how is it used?”

"Power will change quite astonishingly, because the almost terrifying wisdom will greatly strengthen the control of power, and how to fight better... Although it has no effect before absolute power, for example, it is impossible for us gods and demons to defeat the powerful Gods and demons, but they will definitely kill gods and demons of the same level in seconds."

While talking, Yingyang took out two syringes. The point is like a bayonet and the light is extremely sharp. Xue Hu squinted his eyes and knew that it was enough to penetrate the life of gods and demons... the skull.

"Using this to align the skull can automatically inject... Do you want to enjoy it now? After all, it is almost terrifying wisdom, and it may produce some indifference of long-lived people. Maybe it will reform the character because it is too smart. You have to be careful consider."

Xue Hu took the syringe, shrugged his shoulders and said, "Never mind him, I just need strength. Wisdom is definitely a kind of strength. There is no stage for us on the earth. But the universe is too dangerous, so all opportunities that can increase strength are beyond me. will use."

After speaking, he put the bottle into the syringe without hesitation, and the extremely advanced syringe slowly extracted all the liquid, including the existence of a grain of cell size, and finally relaxed the body and instinctive defense according to the way of thinking, and inserted it into the skull!

When all the liquid was poured into the skull, the syringe was automatically wiped out. This way of representation is: Once used, it will disappear automatically.

"Then I'll come too... Oh, my God, this taste is so good!"

After a few minutes, the indescribably wonderful taste ended. The two of them opened their eyes again, and the retinas of the four eyeballs were filled with... the light of wisdom as vast as the sea.

...

"Huhu...his grandma's."

I wiped my sweat profusely in Brother Abs No. 1. Although there is a system to deal with it at any time, He Ming still can't change his habitual movements.

The super vision looked at the eyes again. I saw that I was busy working for more than a hundred hours in local time, and more than nine hours in earth time. In this way, it far exceeds the normal time of the kingdom of the dead and most of this universe. This is because time passes much slower in the deepest part of the universe. Relatively speaking, it can also be said that it passes much faster outside.

One hundred and tens of hours of busy work contributed 9 coolies, plus 50 internal bombardments, which cleared some...specifically based on the model established by the central optical brain...for now...

It's a pity that He Ming took out a fist-like hole in the "turtle"'s abdomen in the cylindrical body of the bastard tortoise.

So the progress of the coolies... is still far away from the Dzogchen, the day of Hangsi's counterattack.

"Tragedy wow... the most painful thing in the world is that I stand in front of you, but you don't know that I miss you. The most painful thing in the world is that I stand in front of the vault door, but there is nothing inside. The most painful thing in the world The only thing to do is...now!"

Panting heavily, He Ming really wanted to cry, but his character did not give up any stupid idea of ​​"indestructible matter" in his soul.

"What should we do now? What about his grandma's...? Let me tell you about it."

With the wisdom giant brain, and the three wisdom giant brains that can be used together, He Ming can also have a smooth dialogue with the central optical brain in the darkest and deepest area.

"I'm sorry, master..." The central optical brain has nothing to do, no matter how much money this place has to build an endless army of robots, there is nothing to do. On the contrary, no matter how many robots enter. Also... a building is on fire, the fire is very big, you use RMB to put out the fire...

In the end, He Ming had to continue to pick up the extremely compressed garbage of the robot.

Just as He Ming was about to leave, he just flew away to the hole the size of a fist, when suddenly... his eyes rolled, and a brainless idea came up.

"Why didn't I do this? I'm so amazing! Thank you, Mom and Dad. Blow it up with a lot of explosives? No, blow it up with the most powerful atomic weapon? Indestructible matter is...hehe...hehe... It shouldn't be damaged, right?"

The eyes in the pair of extremely beautiful eyes in Brother Abdominal No. 1 are simply shining with divine light.

The divine light is so bright...that it can kill people.

"God, I'm such a fucking genius. You are so fucking stupid at the Central Optical Brain. You haven't even discovered such a small problem! As long as you take the Indestructible Body, I can issue a summoning order for Brother Abdominal... Then kindly Meng is definitely crazier than me, the great gods are all doing coolies, doing coolies. I just want to see a good show."

Before waiting for the central optical brain to answer this idea, He Ming returned immediately——too terrific, too terrific...

Still on the way. The central optical brain broke his dream: "Master, according to... we can't break through the matter of this density... If we forcefully use a weapon that can create a huge black hole, then the huge black hole will definitely swallow it..."

"Grass, I have to admit that your talent is one or two times that of mine when I was young. So you must understand that it was just a little joke."

"Of course, master, as great as you are, our talents can't keep up with your one or two, at most a few percent. However, only a few percent of talents can disdain the top intellectuals or artists in this universe. .” Central Optical Brain’s words are always so sincere…

"You do have talent."

...

Depressed, He Ming returned to Earth all the way. After all, before I came to work as a coolie, I had a good time with Yingqun's sister, and my wife and I have seen it for a long time... Even the hands of Brother Chun, who is so powerful now, have never been enjoyed by the wives.

So I went straight to the sky above the peninsula. I saw the increasingly prosperous ancient city of Smecta, Suwon City, lit up with lights, but the streets were empty, only Agou and Mao passed by arrogantly.

There is no breath of war. Although there are many patrolling guard robots, there are also some automated new anti-aircraft armored vehicles going back and forth.

He Ming looked at the watch below, which showed that the local time was around 7:30 pm, that is to say, the Chinese capital time was 6:30.

In this way, he lost two and a half hours of talking... bang bang bang bang. I can't help but think of the incomparably charming Smecta girl, with a habitual lewd smile on her face, "Here I come... well, let's play for two hours first. Then after serving the people, I will go to the underground world to have fun. This time I will Shout out to Alice and the hostess. The mistresses of the earth communicate with each other. Unity and solidarity..."

With a "swish", he passed by the beautiful and fragrant balcony garden, and then entered Pu Zhimin's bedroom through the floor-to-ceiling windows. However, Pu Zhimin was not here, and He Ming immediately... made a "cut".

It seems that it is not the waiting time for others, after all, he has not come back so "early".

Open the door and walk up the passage. He Ming has two options, one is to find someone to ask. The second is to ask the central optical brain - as for calling Park Zhimin, there is no wonderful feeling of grabbing a pair of big white rabbits when they sneak up on someone, and the big white rabbits are suddenly frightened and "jumping alive".

Of course, Brother Abdo's use of this trick is not called hooliganism, but...to add glory to the country.

"Oh my god..." Moving quickly on the top-level bright yellow floor, two waitresses just walked in front of the top-level luxuriously decorated aisle, with a height of 1.7 meters, a good face, and a figure under a tight-fitting high-end women's suit It’s pretty good too—he Ming was satisfied with picking one of them before the Chinese New Year, and he didn’t have to learn how to be pitiful and have no beautiful mating partners from now on.

"Where's Park Zhimin?" He Ming touched his temple, the universal translator had just been installed and started working, and then he spoke Smecta's beautiful Korean language, full of wisdom...sexy taste.

There are a few sequelae of doing so many sources of wisdom: for example, the whole body is filled with the breath of wisdom. The original hanging silk breath could not be found on a single hair.

He Mingzhen... the past is unbearable, and I hate the second bad thing the most!

"...First, sir..."

For as long as a minute, the two elite ladies from Smecta society couldn't say the complete three words... only bowed three times in one breath, three times in a row.

Impatient He Ming immediately asked the central optical brain to "speak", so he knew the exact location of Park Zhimin. Immediately shrugged, smiled chicly and disappeared like a wind, leaving behind three words, "Oh, goodbye."

Pushing open the door and entering the room with the exquisite wooden signboard of "Entertainment Room", He Ming saw a moving scene, and it was Park Zhimin who was dressed up to make his little brother smoke, playing a game with little Lolita.

On the other side... Forget it, I don't need to describe it accurately. To put it simply, Comrade Jin Dabang is surrounded by a pile of food, and he only loves computers, and he can't wait to sleep with them...

"That's right... so good to finally get away with it... Whoa! Honey!"

"Walking" sneakily... To be precise, it came behind Park Jimin like a shadow, and then there was a bear hug. It really felt like a big hand. Because of summer, a pair of perfect big white rabbits in low-cut dress "scared a lot ", and then Park Zhimin came back to his senses and hugged He Ming even more enthusiastically.

In the extremely beautiful eyes, the elation instantly turned into a winking joy.

He Ming wished that this stunner with talking eyes would be executed right away, but the little loli was still watching curiously. "Zhimin is playing games" she just looked at He Ming, and in a blink of an eye she pulled Park Zhimin back and asked her to continue playing games with her.

"Honey, let's sit together..." Park Zhimin hugged He Ming and sat down, freeing up a perfect catkin with creamy skin to continue playing games, letting He Ming's infinitely charming figure...frivolous.

If he can play under the eyes of little Lolita, it is definitely "not suitable for children".

But he is a great man.

He Ming had no choice but to let go of the clutches of a pair of big white rabbits, gently placed them on Pu Zhimin's more attractive legs, and then looked at the two computer screens on the top low table in front of him, except for his own game. What else can I do,.

No wonder I saw Suwon just now... His mother looks like a dead city. It turns out that everyone is staying in the house to play this game. I still underestimated the charm of this game.

Park Zhimin could almost see what he was thinking, and said excitedly: "My husband, the new devil game you found is really awesome, we really like it... and that guy, he hasn't slept, and he can't make up time to go to the bathroom." When I came out, I actually found someone to bring the toilet to solve it on the spot. It’s crazy!"

He Ming followed the little girl's eyes to look at Comrade Jin Dabang. Sure enough, if he wasn't a superhuman life, then, among other things, his eye circles would be sunken, and his hair would become a bird's nest...

"What do women know? How do women understand this doomsday passion! Ah, brother abs, I want to dedicate myself to you for this game. Offer my still pure chrysanthemum..."

Jin Dabang looked at the computer, the mouse moved rapidly, the keyboard kept pressing, and all kinds of screams were still coming from the speakers hundreds of meters away. Including the sound of infected people eating meat, the sound of living flesh and screams, and the sound of baseball bats smashing against infected people... He saw He Ming coming, and was about to express his gratitude.

"Go to hell, brother bastard...you are really crazy." Park Zhimin couldn't let him finish speaking, and immediately threw a bottle of drink beside him, hitting Jin Dabang accurately on the head.

Jin Dabang finally closed his mouth, but He Ming was wearing a lewd smile called "How difficult it is to rejuvenate the country", which is actually "Today is your chrysanthemum". beautiful buttocks. I touched the chrysanthemum accurately in the perfect touch, and then gently massaged the extremely soft chrysanthemum with my fingers, no matter how I played it, it would restore its tightness...

Pu Zhimin's delicate body became softer in He Ming's arms, and his eyes met...

it is more than words.

ps: The second update. (To be continued..)