Chapter 1069 Another Carnival of Entertainment: The Earth Ushers in the "Apocalyptic Zombie Era"

"Shanglian: Good cigarettes, good wine, good life. M[ ]"

"The second line: so fat, so stupid, so stupid."

"Hengpi: Peerless Love."

Groups of little kids on the beach in front of him are having a great time, and they often come to bother him, pretending to be cute, so He Ming, who smokes, drinks and eats delicious food, is as agile as a diabetes insipidus, his talents are endless, instantly Created a peerless union.

After speaking, even though no kid appreciated his talent, He Ming quickly took a deep breath of the cigarette, then threw away the cigarette butt that was almost there, and exhaled the smoke ring: "I'm so fucking talented , talent arrives... the sky is moved. It turns out that the sky has talent to grow old!"

"Yes, master, your talent, your wisdom, your greatness... Not to mention, among all the earth races, you are always the first. Seriously speaking, among the benevolent alliance, the great intelligent life Among them, you are also... Definitely the first. Why? You think, a great man with wisdom like you is willing to be ordinary, and he is willing not to make any creations that show off his wisdom, but to be ordinary in an ordinary life So, in comparison with this spirit, Shanmeng does not have a wise god with your greatness, your true wisdom, and your true philosophical life.”

He Ming laughed a few times, "Hahaha... I admit that your flattery is indeed from the heart, and it is indeed based on the foundation of life. It can be called the truth. Alright, I'm going to continue playing a game, ummm, I should change it Taste, you say, what should I play? What do I want to play?"

"Minggong, I suggest you play this game... it will be available for about 136 hours. Because the earth has now become an important area in the Shanmeng League. Of course, it is all because of Minggong's prestige. Therefore, the earth that has always been unknown and insignificant has been achieved. So the creation of games about the earth has become at least ten times more popular, and the scale has expanded ten times... Among them, the latest zombie game happens to be among the earth games, and it currently ranks first."

"Oh, let me see."

Relevant information immediately appeared on the light screen in front of He Ming. It turned out that...it happened to be in line with the doomsday theory popular in the world today. Specifically, it was December 21, 2012, which is about six months after the current Earth time in June.

The game started at 12:12:21 on December 21 of that day.

An irresistible virus of legendary speed has hit the world, and more than one tenth of the population will immediately become infected without mind.

According to the selling point of the game, this kind of infected person is still a primary infection in the first month or two. Then it will gradually evolve into invulnerable zombies, or other monsters, even more powerful monsters, but they all rely on meat to eat humans. There will be no messy comprehension, fantasy and other elements,

At most some powerful zombies in line with reality, using some mysterious powers such as psionic power.

And the speed of this kind of infected people is like ordinary people running wildly at the beginning, and they will go mad and bite when they catch humans, so it is impossible for ordinary people to be attacked...so easy to hide, unless they hide in the room, or use terrain and wisdom contest.

Possessing a hot weapon will increase the survival rate, but don’t expect to kill the infected to upgrade or lose equipment-it has this kind of benefit, if that is the case... a certain butcher who killed his roommate with an ax is still in such a state of embarrassment, the ends of the earth eat mud ?

The name of this zombie game is: "A world without abs. Human survival guide before the doomsday zombies in 2012".

The reason for choosing such a name is not only convenient for advertising, but also... there is no way, good names were taken away tens of thousands of years ago, or even hundreds of millions of years ago!

As the number one emerging game, the scene, authenticity, entertainment, etc. can be imagined. He Ming can see it by looking at the pictures. There is no doubt that it is also considered a top game masterpiece among Shanmeng. The details are too detailed, what will happen if a piece of grass and a piece of shit are eaten together. And depending on the living body, the result is completely different-it can be said that it is definitely more real than the real world, and it does not lose entertainment, fun...and adventure.

The clarity and visual aesthetics of this game surpassed the two games He Ming had played, just like the difference between Snake on the phone and Call of Duty 8 on the computer.

So He Ming was a little hesitant, "I've always wanted to play all the bad games first, and then play good games...but now. This is the number one game? Oh, even though it's only this week's number one. 【New 】The influence and sales volume are far inferior to those classic masterpieces. But it is really the latest masterpiece."

"Master, it's okay to play new games, try it, it will definitely be a lot of fun."

The three central optical brains are intelligent life must be very helpless, God, the master who is almost at the top of the Shanmeng is troubled by playing a game-his strength and wisdom are really wasted.

I have never seriously exercised my body once; I fully use my super wisdom to solve a brain problem, and use this strength and wisdom to eat, drink and have fun...

However, even if the three central optical brains have emotions, they will not express them. He Ming knows this kind of thinking, and hypocrites will kill them. His narrow-mindedness and revenge attributes are just like his sexual attributes.

He Ming hesitated. Picking up a piece of grilled steak and chewing it slowly in his mouth, he felt the indescribable taste, and finally... was moved, and quickly manipulated it with his hands on the light curtain. "Never mind him, my fate is up to me." He always had "noble" excuses to convince himself.

Of course, there is no waiting time, and the click starts instantly.

"Wow... Interesting! It's great!" He Ming quickly indulged in it. The beginning of the game was a world without Brother Abs. That old age, the world of normal forces.

However, because of important people and other reasons, he and his family do not exist, and the others are copied from the normal world. Of course, things that have not happened on the earth, such as what will happen in July and August this year, etc., even if It is impossible for game makers in the kingdom of the dead to be omniscient and omnipotent. Just after the date of manufacture. is virtual time.

However, it is no different from the normal world. According to advanced calculations, major national events that should happen may still happen. For example... the chairman should be honored.

Because when He Ming rescued the chairman at that time, it was the time when the chairman was about to die.

In the normal world, the setting of the game is very normal. It is the first time for human beings on earth, including him, to experience the real data of a game setting, such as the number of strength attribute points, which is a row of green points.

Speed ​​is the blue point again... Everything is very careful, and it can be determined how much weight a human being can carry every day. accurate to a few grams.

How much muscle strain will be caused by sports beyond the limit, and how much time will be needed to recover.

Disease needs that drug again, or... burp.

What kind of performance and wonderful probability will there be when a sudden death erupts.

There are three game modes: stand-alone, network, virtual mode. Separate stand-alone and network.

He Ming chose the stand-alone mode as a matter of course, he didn't want to enjoy the passion like a mortal. The taste that ordinary people can still feel is more difficult for him to stimulate, and how can a quasi-powerful god and demon be afraid of zombies?

Psychologically, I don’t have the feeling of substituting into the life of an ant, just like when an ant becomes a human being, it doesn’t want to continue to become an ant.

The rather cartoon-like super-real picture slowly unfolded. First, I watched the video for half an hour—don’t underestimate this kind of video. It kills all the blockbusters of the earth in seconds. Not a second is useless. You can see if He Ming doesn’t fast-forward. up.

"As expected of a masterpiece!"

The blockbuster introduces some background, after all, the earth is still in June of 2012.

Then an extremely exquisite map of the earth appeared on the light curtain.

He Ming clicked on the terribly large map of China—a pity. Of course it is not the Big Mac in history now.

Without Brother Abs, even if the Commonwealth of Independent States disintegrates, it will have the ultimate trump card of nuclear arsenal.

So Huaxia wants to get back its own land, and there is no good show to sing in the disintegration.

Therefore, it is still China, and it is still the situation map of the world before the Chinese New Year.

He Ming played Huaxia people, and then clicked on the detailed map, the unparalleled and exquisite map, to the magic capital Songjiang step by step-this angle is no different from the display, that is to say, what the reality looks like, what happens in the light curtain Sample.

The light curtain can be expanded into a screen. ? The first time to update? He Ming's top-level stuff can cover a million meters, or even larger. Get as big as you want.

Otherwise... How can the giant life eat, drink and have fun?

Moreover, the picture is far more beautiful than the real one, and it has the beauty of realism and art that is less realistic.

He Ming made a selection, but was surprised to find that there was no one like him. Searching for the name "Abs Brother" is also a polite answer: "This is a sacred and unselectable character, and you are not allowed to play it in realistic games."

Including your own family.

Interestingly, Guo Bang, an old friend in college, is that stupid ass. That stupid face is still there.

After thinking about it for a while, He Ming smiled and acted as an old friend.

Guo Bang's detailed information immediately appeared on the light curtain, based on a little calculation based on the information before he was a mortal - the result of this calculation is equivalent to a large game on the earth in the old era.

So technology, equipment reasons. The games on the earth will not be able to match the tens of thousands of years of development according to the technology of the new era, unless they are integrated into a developed cosmic civilization at once.

"Cut, it's so bad? The squat data is 23.36 kg? Hehehe, the speed of 100 meters is 13.68 seconds... If the physical fitness is to run wildly, the maximum is about 352 meters...Old friend, old friend, zombies can... oh, infected people can be... ...Running animals!"

Due to the setting, the lowest-level guy like the infected has released some potential and has no mind at all, so although it is... the blessing of the people on the earth, once it happens at 12 minutes and 21 seconds, it is in the square or commercial street. Scenes of life and death.

He Ming chose to start immediately. On that day, his old friend was still in school, and he was taking a break at 12 noon... So, something interesting happened... Suddenly someone screamed in that familiar dormitory, and He Ming manipulated his old friend to rush I had to turn around in place, but when I observed the situation from the window, I saw that the campus was in chaos. The terrified students were running around, and the infected people were running after them.

The characteristics of the infected are very easy to distinguish, that is, their faces are definitely not human. Some jet-black liquid will flow out over time. That is body organ tissue. Some conditions in which blood changes occur.

Don't expect them to die naturally. Believe in the mysterious virus, the infected person has actually...evolved.

Because the speed of this evolution is too fast, human beings have lost their wisdom as a price—that is equivalent to evolving from a high-level intelligent life to a low-level powerful life.

It is tantamount to going the wrong way, paying the price for shortening the evolution of tens of thousands of years in a very short time.

"I'm stupid... interesting, interesting and interesting..." He Ming didn't know what to do, but the game took this into consideration, and there were various interesting choices, such as arming yourself with everything, blocking the door, or calling for help.

All kinds of voices outside the door showed interestingly: "Zombies are coming! They bite anyone they see. You will be infected within a few minutes after the bite! The wound is faster!" The terrified voices are accompanied by various expressions. That's the cartoon face of the talking guy. It's clearly funny. Very engaging.

"The end of the world is coming! The end of the world is finally here! Oh oh... Grass, grass, brothers. Unite, block the door first!" That was the nervous and excited shout of the lucky man in the dormitory.

"Ahh! Help! Help!" It was some students who were scared out of their wits, and many of them were usually pretty girls. After all, China's development level and nutritional level in this world are still good in the world. So there are many beautiful girls who are "class flowers", "tie flowers"...

He Ming manipulated Guo Bang to shrug, now is not the time for a hero to save the beauty.

He's just mortal.

what to do? Yes, infected people are naturally afraid of fire, yes! Guo Bang acted immediately, took off the sheets and made torches - this depends on the ability in the stand-alone mode, unlike virtual games that can be made according to one's own ability.

That is. If Guo Bang didn't have this hands-on ability, it would be more difficult for him to succeed.

Sure enough, this guy is still... waste material, He Ming tried many times before he came up with a ghost thing.

As a result, he carefully lit it, held it up and went out - He Ming tried to enjoy the atmosphere, but before he could go downstairs, he saw an infected person rushing towards him in the aisle, the speed was astounding.

"Guo Bang" ran backwards. He Ming is also excited! So real! This technique immediately transforms to the point where the opponent is running head-on, expressing the terrifying appearance of the infected... immediately killing the top movie blockbusters on earth.

The longing, the ferocity... was absolutely amazing.

"Go, go, go... go, go!" Guo Bang was caught up immediately, and he frantically brandished a torch...the infected people screamed when they were burned. Then threaten to test the attack. Will not retreat.

Nervous and excited guys in the dorms knocked a hole in the door, or climbed up the window in the door to peek out...and applaud.

"It's Abang, Ah Bang is strong! Ah Bang fights Dabo Xuemei's zombies! Oh, oh oh, almost burnt Dabo Xuemei's clothes, yes. Burning her down jacket, I have never seen milk..."

"Yes, yes, yes. Burn, burn, dying as a virgin is the greatest shame in life."

"Yes, yes, yes, the Zombie North sets Earth Day, I hate that I am a virgin."

"I don't care about you guys! At this time, I still feel nonsense, stupid, stupid, this is unscientific! This is unscientific! Why is today the end of the world!"

"Hahaha, today is the end of the world! Oh dear, come on time and enjoy the ultimate carnival. You should be grateful to the virus, because you didn't become infected immediately!"

"Hahaha! Prepare your weapons quickly!"

...The interesting thing is that although He Ming controlled "Guo Bang", he could still yell at himself, "Come and save me! Brothers, come and save me!" He panicked to death.

Moreover, many actions began to deform, and they could no longer be as rational as He Ming—this is also the fun of the game. After all, He Ming has everything to play games on the beach with blue sky and white clouds, and he is still a powerful god and demon rampant in the universe.

But he was struggling with a mortal body in the frenzy of infected people in the doomsday time.

The flames repelled the infected... The other party's down jacket finally ignited a raging fire... There was a lot of applause, and the middle-aged people also saw the school girl's breasts... Although this situation is quite... disrespectful and distorted .

Without saying anything, He Ming's eyes were straightened, and he was addicted to it... The little kids came back and forth in front of his eyes, and occasionally a group of cute little kids sat and ate food beside him, and then watched Brother Abs play games, and then get tired of watching and continue to play various running games...

Then time passed, and in the afternoon, many little kids were called away by handsome men and beauties. Or take a nap with the vixens.

Then He Ming was obsessed with it all afternoon... Guo Bang struggled from the campus to the city... the magic city has really become a magic city. All in the fast and furious dance of demons.

After getting a butcher's knife, "Guo Bang" finally laughed... He went to the cafeteria and had "killed" more than a hundred of his classmates. What a... doomsday trip.

The hero saved the beauty, "Guo Bang" hurriedly forgot about Huang Lan, who was probably already an infected person, and soon... forced sex...

"Master, your family is calling you to go back for dinner?" After three or four hours of darkness, a voice resounded in the air, He Ming licked his lips, "Teleport Lao Tzu over there." Then a blue light made people who were unwilling to walk He moved to the dinner table of the family reunion, only He Ming and his wife, and He's father and mother. And the big sister enjoying family dinner with cheap big brother-in-law.

The others, big and small, including the second sister, are all in the virtual game. The meal time is... can't make it. They just came out to eat and drink when they were hungry.

"Husband plays games?"

"Hmm...hehe..." He Ming ate delicious food and played games, the family didn't care, the quasi-powerful gods and demons would not suffer from indigestion because of this.

This game is just so captivating...to the end of the night. He Ming spent the night with Li'er today, but she was dressed so sexy, he also signaled her to play by herself, drink some milk first, and then ride abs brother...

"Cool..." Early the next morning, He Ming returned to the beach again. This time, he was arranged by the central light brain to bask in the sun on a water bed in the ocean. Both have the best piece of darkness, a high-tech parasol. It automatically floats above He Ming's line of sight, blocking the sun.

The rest of the body is in the warm sun.

And at the same time, there will be a beautiful boat floating around He Ming automatically, with a lot of food and drinks on it... It's still hot, and you can roast it yourself if it's not hot.

Just grab and go and eat and drink... really standard service.

Before the arrival of the next night, the game finally came to an end.

Because "Guo Bang" is dead, doomsday zombie games don't expect to...live to death.

He survived for 57 days in the game - this is thanks to He Ming's great luck, and this kind of luck can also affect the game.

At noon on the 57th day, Boss Guo Bang, who had already made a group of his subordinates with schoolgirls, wives, mature women, and white-collar beauties, accidentally contracted syphilis. Syphilis was infected with the virus... and then... a new infected person was born, and he was instantly killed by the younger brothers and chicks.

Then the game is over, this kind of game only has one chance, either load the file, or die and start again. And only as humans.

He Ming has nothing to say. He specially archived the game and gave it to his old friend Guo Bang. There is also a sentence added: "Sure enough, life has its own causes and effects. In the end, your kid died of the virus caused by syphilis because of picking up girls."

He could imagine his old friend Guo Bang's expression when he saw the result of the game.

I want to play it back, but it's a pity that in this game: Toad has achieved great success, but there is no brother with abdominal muscles in the world.

"Yeah, this game is amazing...I want to play it for the people of the earth. Let them have fun. This kind of service to the people is always loved."

Before choosing other characters, He Ming came up with a whim again... "Too wise! Humans on earth will be extremely grateful to Mr. Ming!..." Of course, the three central optical computers flattered and processed everything automatically, such as contacting the game Manufacturers, ask them to change the game.

There's nothing I can do if I don't want to be fucked by Brother Abs. Not to mention that Brother Abdomo can smash them to death with money, but some idiots among them know that Brother Abdomo does this. If nothing else, a proper flatterer will guarantee a skyrocketing stock price.

The makers of the previous two "devil" games don't get mad, the stocks have skyrocketed by more than 100 times now - because of the huge increase in attention, after all, Brother Abs has also played it!

Like on Earth...God plays my game too! God plays my game too!

You can refer to this influence.

"Well, the name is not good, so I changed it to Reaper: Doomsday Zombie Battle Royale? No, this one is not very good, there is no... passion. Then it is fast and furious, the love of the infected. Be careful zombies are chasing you. Be careful , being caught up would be fatal!"

The name He Ming is not random, because this zombie game is really fast and furious.

The spectacle of a mass of infected running through the streets is spectacular, and the clothes on them, as well as the legacy of their looks, can indicate... colorful metropolitan New York beauties, Wall Street elites or pathetic vengeful army from the Asan ghetto .

Don't be too bloody when driving tanks on Mumbai.

After a while, to be precise, a minute later, the central optical brain processed everything, so with the video at the beginning and the game clips played by He Ming, they were some of Guo Bang's more exciting escapes: such as picking up from the bathroom The toilet smashed zombies madly, fought to the death, there was no water, so don't add too much shit...

Then they appeared together on the official website of Brother Abdominal. All sent within a second.

"Good afternoon, everyone. I found another demon game. After processing, there is still a complete server. That is to say, it can be brought to the earth. Well, stay tuned, we will see you at 8:30 tonight. Fast and furious, the love of the infected!"

Without saying anything, in just five minutes, the whole world was in an uproar. Countless people screamed because of the video and game clips, and their scalps went numb with ecstasy.

After receiving the news, many supermen who were working as coolies in the Earth Allied Forces ran away from the ocean directly—grass, money is not as important as entertainment, go back and play games!

Our favorite game of doom and zombies!

This game is great! Just look at the picture and conquer the body and mind!

"They left... because of that game." Seeing Zigger shouting out of the sea, the black admiral who rushed over was stunned for a moment, anger and disbelief appeared on his face, and then he saw ten people in the distance Many fast-moving... amazing white lines that are definitely not sharks, and finally yelled: "Please! Please! Come out at 8:30 in the evening, why go back so early?! God! God! Are these... can they be professional? "

PS: The second update. Thank you monthly pass! (To be continued..)

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