Chapter 1003 The Turning Event Behind the Wedding Banquet

Watching his old friend Abang drink six bottles of famous wine like drinking air, He Ming couldn't help but feel that his giant palm, which is large enough to crush planets, is extremely beautiful and flawless, pretending to applaud .

That is, the applause of great men who have formed a habit.

Lao Lin's family, Chen Ziqi and other secretaries just smiled, just being polite. This kind of thing is just... so boring. If you're not Superman, you're about to go to the hospital for a gastric lavage before you even attend the wedding.

He Longhao applauded loudly, applauded quickly, and grabbed a very large bottle of famous wine without getting enough. Immediately, the ladies who were paying attention nearby exclaimed, "It's so big!"

This is really a big guy.

A style of ocean wine that can be seen in the shop windows on the streets of some prosperous cities, but it is shorter and bigger. It is the "Wine King" on every huge dining table here. It weighs more than 100 kilograms, and it is definitely not the signature product in those shop windows. It is not even as good as ordinary wine.

The wine king here is a devil ginseng wine made from the top-quality "devil" ginseng from the devil world, which is as big as a big radish and has over 10,000 roots.

The full name is Three Million Years Ginseng Wine.

It definitely has the meaning of boasting, otherwise how could the devil ginseng of two or three million years be taken from the oldest age, and it was specially placed in the name of the wine.

This kind of ginseng wine is very effective for ordinary people's physique. Enjoying a bottle for a long time in a small cup can save life, body health index, etc. for more than ten years. Not to mention that the taste is the same as the characteristic of the devil's famous wine: the best.

However, it has a small problem: Abdominal Brother’s hometown sells a small amount, located in the luxury area of ​​He’s Top Yihuo Trade Plaza, and the price of this item is 9.99 million RMB.

Declined to counter-offer.

Now... just like opening a bottle of soda, He Longhao directly tore off a cork that was as big as a sea bowl and weighed several kilograms (in the new era, cork It is still the best bottle cap.), lowered his head and took a sip of the wine in the huge wine bottle, which was like a sparkling golden wine, and inside it was a huge ginseng that was surprisingly large and exquisite like a work of art.

"Come here... drink this in one gulp!" He Longhao threw the huge ginseng wine over, and Guo Bang took it, dumbfounded. Looking around, there is a large group of curious babies with extremely cute eyes, they really can't believe that this person wants to drink such a big bottle of wine.

There are also characters of all colors plus a lot of giggles. The people who had cast their eyes because of He Ming and that stunner hurriedly came to watch the excitement.

"If it's a man, I'll do it!" He Longhao yelled, fearing that the world would not be chaotic.

Situ Haoran devoted himself to gambling. It's just that under the extremely perfect dress, there is a trace of deeper and deeper disdain on the handsome face that is against heaven. What are you pretending to be? It's fine for ordinary people, I'll call him grandpa after drinking one. Superman...just a sip of soda.

He Ming shrugged his old friend "can't help", he had to be busy receiving some elders who started to appear more and more after hearing of his arrival. They all look young, and...fucking, they dress up like a gentleman or aristocrat, he really can't tell who it is?

He really regretted it... But if he didn't do this, it would be the best result for them to sit and watch the older generation die, because they could... at least see their parents. Becoming a child with parents, grandparents, and ancestors again... But how can the older generation easily resist death? What would the global carbon-based monkey think of him?

Even the abs brother can't help it.

And now it's time to... well, for the sake of youth, please humbly bullshit. Let's commemorate our eternal eighteen years that never fade.

Of course there is no such "art" in life.

His old friend Guo Bang shrugged and killed a big ginseng wine, and the children clamored to drink such a big "drink" when they saw it. The celebrities who watched the excitement and some relatives who wanted to be armed with ten tons of gold and a ton of diamonds clapped quickly.

But He Ming had to talk nonsense, "My dad? He has something to do, it's a big deal. My mommy (his mother) is too.... so is my second sister. So are Xiaoqian's parents. (He Longhao is too lazy to talk nonsense, Only pretend to be deaf and dumb.)”

Thankfully, the wives are all pregnant so there's no need for a nonsense explanation.

"Huh, how about it... eat ginseng too! Definitely eat it." A crystal-like jade left hand felt extremely cold in an instant. Separating the wine bottle with the joy of the curious baby. That is to say, Guo Bang cleverly used the characteristics of extreme cold to separate the wine bottle.

Then he fell at least ten times faster than the lower half of the wine bottle. His right hand, which couldn't see the speed clearly, took the lower half of the wine, sucked a big ginseng into his mouth, controlled it with a super force field, and bit it down. Quack..." Chewing.

Although the taste is unpalatable, even if a super life eats shit, it will automatically eliminate nausea and the like. Because sometimes the disgust of food is just the manifestation of low life. Just as children who are not picky eaters develop far better than children who are picky eaters.

"Good! Good!" He Longhao hurriedly applauded. Situ Haoran secretly despised the two idiots even more.

The staff quickly came out and a few big men brought the new wine king. And picking up the pieces... really. Please, don't drink it. The banquet hasn't started yet. The wine king is too expensive, and the owner can't afford it!

Situ Haoran gave the staff a sympathetic look. He also looked at He Longhao who was smiling so happily that he didn't know why he was so happy. He smiled wryly in his heart, but he could understand He Longhao. After all, he has not experienced the torture of life, helplessness, despair, and numb life like himself, so he makes friends with "mediocre" and lustful guys like Neng Heming's old friend.

Because his way of looking at things is different from his own, far different. He mainly looks at coolness, whether it suits his appetite, whether he will... play, etc.

And people like me... have no friends in the past. Those days when he had nothing, everyone regarded him as... Fortunately, there was a boss in his life.

Glancing at the "boss", Situ Haoran also sighed, the boss is really not easy, the dignified abdominal muscle brother, the strongest patron saint of the universe is actually in the same class... a waste of time.

Tragedy.

But there is no way, the boss's father went to have a good time, saying that after absorbing the Buddha treasure, he has a new feeling of life, just like love if you want to love; travel if you want to travel.

So I went to play a lot of fun, and upgraded the state of mind to the point where I can ignore the "worldly" life I liked in the past, that is, eating, drinking and having fun among relatives on the earth.

"You, be careful. Drinking is just the beginning." Guo Bang sat down after eating ginseng. The stunner hurriedly spoke softly and coquettishly... talking nonsense.

But Abang is obviously very useful, if there are not too many "peeping" guys around. He really wanted to put his hands on the stunner... her beautiful legs that were so perfect and amazing. Then gradually go deeper...

Seeing this stunner's performance... the four female secretaries beside Guo Bang, and Lin Xiaocong who was next to Lin Lian, who was the sixth, couldn't help... peeping.

His grandma's, his own class of school girls, and the girlfriends of famous young models all don't have anyone else's hair...the hair is so beautiful.

And... his grandma's. It seems that her buttocks are the most beautiful, the charm of the whole body is emitted from the buttocks - by the way, her buttocks are obviously bigger than her shoulders. It is also a very good water snake waist, so with the temperament of an eighteen-year-old wife with a 28-year-old appearance, I really... I want it too!

Seeing his dejected appearance, Lin Lian, who also had a group of boyfriends but had not yet given her first kiss due to strict family law, couldn't help feeling annoyed. Quality! Don't be so horny!

Lin Xiaocong's sister naturally wouldn't understand the hormonal distress of a superhuman male.

At the moment, Meimu vaguely warned again, viciously priced himself up to a price of 10 million yuan, with a new material as the inner layer. The appearance is decorated with gold and considerable diamonds. Finally, there is a grain as big as an egg on the tip of the shoe. The most conservative market price is 8 million RMB. This pair of ruby ​​high-heeled shoes is the most valuable item. The expensive shoes are also made of luxurious platinum when stepped on by my younger brother. Cheng, on the top leather shoes worth millions of RMB.

"Oh, what are you doing..." Lin Xiaocong's first reaction was full of gratitude to his sister... Hurry down and check the shoes? Peeping at the stunner's thigh - I was immediately disappointed. It turns out that each position under the huge dining table has a top-level red cloth to separate each individual space.

He doesn't have the ability to see through.

Disappointed in his heart, he polished his shoes, and harassed his sister's snow-white calf to respond to the "attack". Lin Lian kicked back immediately. Softly and shamelessly said: "What are you doing! Come out quickly."

Lin Xiaocong was about to look up and accidentally saw his father...his grandma's little brother was also quite...

It's really the hormones of his grandma's super life that turn people into beasts!

...

"Hehehe... yes, yes, yes. Hurry up, hurry up, let's go, come and light a cigarette..." He Ming is pretending to be a grandson, and there are more and more important relatives, gathering in groups The team seemed extremely united, but a young man who showed off so much that he wanted to be armed with a hundred tons of gold and all the treasures also came over.

They first flattered He Ming's "plain and simple"... Watches are...so arty plastic! So captivating, so touching...with someone else, of course. Even He Ming's brother-in-law, He Longhao, has relatives of the younger generation. For example, among the new leaders such as Brother Tian and Brother Ba, the high-ranking dignified person.

However, if he dares to dress up like this, how far can everyone go? You idiot, who is worth hundreds of billions of RMB and still reluctant to come out to dress up with billions? This kind of pretending to force you is not a fucking great man with abs!

Then, the young people were overwhelmed by Xiao Hao, whom they had not seen for a long time... "Oh oh oh, this kind of clothes are so beautiful!"

"Brother Xiaohao, what is your god-like headband? Can you give me a try?"

"Try your mother. This is... the great secret treasure of the demon world. You know how to equip it? Are you so brave to try it? I don't even look at you, you little bitch, how can I... the god of gods, the stormy ice dragon Power. Freeze it for me, and return the golden old man's leather shoes!"

While talking, He Longhao froze the golden old man's leather shoes of the little brother who flattered the horse's leg into ice cubes.

The latter immediately wanted to get rid of it, but found... "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

He immediately came to He Ming barefoot and crying.

He Ming rubbed the center of his eyebrows helplessly, trying to comfort the young man, "It's okay, it's okay, just go and change it quickly. Xiaohao, be careful, don't abuse your powerful power."

This guy's fake crying turned into a rather smug smile. After all, being comforted by the brother with abdominal muscles is not... The treatment that he gets every day will definitely greatly improve his "status in the world".

It's like a monkey being praised by the president of the country...

He Ming looked at this guy, probably a boy of fourteen or fifteen years old, with perfectly proportioned rosy lips with a light layer of fuzz on the edges. So I'm still in junior high school, no, I won't go to school if I don't go to elementary school.

It's definitely not... free schools are bad, but it's too tiring to go to middle school, and to go to middle school, you have to move near the school like He Longhao.

Climb the mountain to go to school every day? You can come back when you arrive. Going back is the end of the day.

...

Noon passed. There are more and more people, although the time is getting closer, but He Ming can accept it. The Huaxia people really held their wedding on time, what the hell.

It's not that... people are not punctual when they get married, but some guests are just pretending, thinking that they are important and necessary, and they insist on delaying their arrival until the end. This is the case across the country. So married people have to wait.

"Okay, okay...Gentlemen and ladies. And children, the wedding ceremony has officially begun...First of all, to our most distinguished guest, the leader of the country, the first secretary of the Siberian Republic..."

A well-known host, a beautiful emcee, should be the top host of the Imperial TV station. However, the entertainers and celebrities controlled by the state in this world are very top-notch and first-class, not to mention the unspoken rules, because the relevant leaders are all young female leaders, and they are under heavy supervision, which is determined by the market, not a mess of unspoken rules and an army of water. To determine the preferences of the people, to force their entertainment.

So the competition for top hosting is very fierce. He Ming didn't recognize him at all. And a large group of top hosts behind them.

Hearing someone's sweet, crisp, and very accurate introduction, he hurriedly bowed his hands in all directions, expressing...boring humility.

It's really... depressing, every wedding banquet and so on, he has become the most important person. If the master of ceremonies doesn't name him, the host of the banquet will lose face. The banquet also feels super embarrassing... How can we brag afterwards if the abs brother doesn't come?

His mother and father are not coming? scattered scattered. Waste of time, let's go let's go!

Then the master of ceremonies began to report other "important people". But the crowd quickly booed, "Stop talking nonsense, it's a fart. Let's hold it quickly. We are almost starving to death!"

No way, those "important people" are He's parents and seniors.

And most of the relatives know that he is a farmer or a mountain man, what is the meaning of the long title of the chairman of the board of directors, the major shareholder of the bullshit Bank of America (the cold-blooded consortium entered after the retreat)?

Isn't the greatest wealth the stocks that Brother Abs gave you, as well as many demonic materials and treasures?

Being coaxed by others, the host has been replaced by a third handsome guy—of course, compared to some super handsome guys on the scene, these countries have carefully selected handsome guys with no backdoors, unspoken rules, strength, that is, appearance and ability to win. It's just too weak right now.

However, his family is undoubtedly the real elite, and they continued to host without arrogance.

But the funny thing is... Xiao Hao snickered and continued to gamble; the other ate roasted seeds and nuts (the best new melon seeds, as big as a finger.) Smoked and looked down upon.

Because these hosts look at their boss, brother-in-law, and brother-in-law with "pity" at every turn, regardless of gender... There is no doubt that if you want a lot of benefits, you can give a lot for it.

It was the turn of a group of hosts to finish their opening remarks. The in-laws... did not expect to be a young and beautiful big beauty, wearing a red suit that is more conservative and older women would wear, but it is obviously a masterpiece of a famous artist, European and American Fan Er, many places use platinum decoration, plus colorful gems (not red and blue monochrome gems) to make buttons.

She is the man's mother, and today she represents the man's parents.

After her various excited speeches. The woman's parents, who looked like ordinary people, came out to give a speech.

A refined, rather handsome middle-aged man. Self-introduction is the bride and the old man.

No wonder... he is handsome, otherwise how could he have such a beautiful daughter?

He is obviously very culturally qualified, and he doesn't need the woman's parents to take a genius brain pill in order to give a speech.

He was obviously very excited too. After all, my daughter has become the official wife of Brother Abab...'s relatives. Or there are other reasons.

Behind him is not like the woman's parents, the strange thing is that only He Ming who was temporarily pulled over, and some elders stand on the stage. Important people, for example, the man's old man did not come. People who are the King of Superman will get sick? no!

The female parent is followed by the "popular" immediate family. The number is over a hundred. There are many young girls, which should include bridesmaids and so on.

They are far more excited than their parents and fathers, and they are all "beautiful". Many young girls who have used all their resources to dress up see Brother Abs on the other side, the closest distance in history is no more than three meters.

And he... despite being dressed so... "great". But the domineering, indescribably vast power on his body really appeared in the world. The greatest power on the blue planet is concentrated in his huge physique, super tall body of the super iron giant.

(He Ming is now tall compared to Europeans and Americans, let alone southerners with an average height of 1.7 meters)

It's so touching... The farthest distance in the world is... We are clearly separated by three meters, but you don't know that I love you

He Ming, who listened to the nonsense, knew the relatives of the woman. Some bridesmaids, or the woman's younger sisters, immediately... vomit.

Yuanyuan Nima, I will slap you and send you to Uranus, okay?

"...Finally. Once again, I am deeply grateful to the gentlemen, ladies, and children who participated in the little girl's wedding banquet. And... our greatest abs brother, the one who revolutionized the era and changed the face of mankind."

The woman's parents finally ended their ten-minute nonsense... You know, this is a fucking global live broadcast. Maybe there is only one life.

In front, on the left and right, there are well-known TV stations in China and various countries filming it.

Among them, He Ming, the biggest focus, hurriedly clapped his hands with the expression of "How difficult it is to make a country prosperous"-the Internet has fallen out again, and the abs are so funny. Attending a wedding banquet makes one want to die, "Comrades, how hard it is to rejuvenate the country"

A top handsome host seized the opportunity to come out amid the applause, and quickly said: "Gentlemen and ladies, let's invite the ab muscle guy to speak!"

The applause became even more intense. Of course, everyone wished for the "God" to speak. All the relatives of Brother Abdominal leave the word "Brother Abdominal" to be a local beetle. Farmers, mountain people, unemployed and so on who can never change their destiny.

Their loyalty to him is naturally the best in the world. This is also the basis for the establishment of the rule of ancient dynasties. In any case, those who shed the same blood have the most loyal foundation.

"Okay... First of all, I want to thank the handsome guys and beautiful women of the imperial court for giving me this opportunity, and then I would like to thank today's wedding for giving me this opportunity. Finally, I would like to thank everyone for agreeing to give me this opportunity. And most importantly, the people of the world Listen to me this opportunity..."

The pretentious humor was followed by thunderous applause. He Ming finished his speech unprepared and messed up. He waited for five minutes for the scene to cool down... He Ming was about to return to his seat when he saw the man's representative, probably the eldest aunt , called himself over.

Enter the prep room at the back of a huge wedding reception venue. There's a plethora of top stars up and coming -- and there's all sorts of wedding shows elsewhere.

"I know about your father. It's really bad luck that he didn't come. Because the child's father fell out with us, he contacted some brothers and sisters to boycott the wedding banquet. You didn't see many parents just now.... Hey! Family scandal what."

Time was tight, and the aunt went straight to the topic as soon as she entered the room, and said to He Ming distressedly.

"Ah? I can't recognize it, who cares." He Ming muttered in his heart, pretending to be concerned and said: "Oh, no way? Then, what do you mean, auntie?"

"I want you to help us socialize later, and toast with the bride and groom—because... you are the oldest in the family, uncles and uncles... hey. Grandpa and grandma are not suitable at all, even though they look good It's almost the same, but I can't speak. So... You have worked hard, right? Just pass today's official wedding banquet, and give the girl some face? Okay? I beg you, auntie..."

"Okay, don't say that." He Ming quickly responded, people have already talked about this, what else can he do?

And secretly happy in my heart, at least those enthusiastic uncles who pretend to be enthusiastic are less, which is very good and wonderful.

Hurry up to go out with the smiling aunt, and the moment he went out, he was blown by the festive and lively wind in May. He Ming became curious, what happened to this family?

No, it should be said that the bride has a story, otherwise, if an only son at such an age gets married, will the old man not come?

The superhuman life span of immortality makes everyone, especially family members, absolutely dare not turn their faces. Otherwise...it means, what a deserted family.

Moreover, the parents of the main house turned their faces in public and made their brothers and sisters boycott the wedding, including their own father.

Could it be... so to say, father... Absolutely, really absolutely. Not only is she happy, but... tsk tsk, she didn't hurt her brother's feelings.

No wonder, in the end, I came out to top the tank by myself.

No, it's hard work.

ps: the first update. (To be continued..)