Chapter 1022 Don't Rob My Building: I'm Superman, I'll Turn My Face!
There is no doubt about it, even though it is 2:30 in the middle of the night, those whores are also little supermen, how can they not pay attention to this important event? If you pay attention in the morning, it may be over long ago-it would be strange if Brother Abdominal and the Huaxia government didn't take action. m[ ]
It's like someone attacking a country's leader, no matter how small the country is...it's a turn of events!
This is why even if the head of state with serious hostility visits, the country must do the best security work.
Otherwise, the killing of the head of state would be... war, if it weren't for the tragedy of diplomacy going back hundreds of years-the idea of taking the opportunity to murder people in some online novels is really... Do you think the feudal emperor murdered you! Feudal emperors are more sane than you!
Don't forget how the First World War started.
"The divine book is the divine book, and I have to admit that its literary quality is number one on earth. Speaking of which...hehe. You understand. I am taking genius medicine now. It is the last pill. So I finally suggest that you pay attention to this author immediately. Whatever he does, you have to flatter him."
The second computer has just been turned on, and sure enough, there are quite a few members of the Superman Alliance. In a public conversation in a small video avatar, everyone is present, and the author is missing.
They are all little supermen composed of "push the street" attributes, and now they are the most successful small group of human elites. Nowadays, there is little fame, and he has created a lot of interesting money-making gadgets.
For example, use the big time game to design a very complete training mechanism for ordinary people, which can also be said to be practicing martial arts and so on. The real practice method.
It's simple: emulate the primal man chasing the beast... a thrilling run.
Strange to say. It is especially popular with some young people who are full and have nothing to do. It is known as the parkour of the new era.
Because it is far more effective than parkour, as long as you can endure extreme fatigue, it will definitely have a great effect-the reason why the effect is so fast is that this mechanism has calculated a large number of new drugs, almost miraculous drugs, which are miraculously effective and harmless.
Therefore, in the old days, it was very difficult to exercise a successful body to use this mechanism. It only takes a few months to have the effect of... a week of toad exercise.
Of course, the little brother can't be so effective.
Even so, they were allowed to dig a piece of gold worth at least 50 billion yuan, which is the so-called market. Because of the patent protection, other people can't completely copy this exercise mechanism.
Of course, this is only an insignificant achievement of genius intelligence.
There are more and more achievements, otherwise, how could the writer who hit the street get a net worth of tens of billions of cash? Or everyone's profit after quarterly dividends.
It can be seen... now is really an era of great wisdom. A genius eats all the fat, but a fool gets all the fat!
Before rushing to the street, the words of the super miserable programmer made everyone puzzled. 【New】"What do you mean?"
"I didn't take medicine and I didn't take medicine! Programmer, please explain in detail!"
The programmer said contemptuously: "Please, it's so obvious! If you don't take medicine, you're useless again. It's very simple, the author is... Brother Abdomos!"
"What's possible?" The writer who rushed to the street... immediately broke out in a cold sweat, impulsively... it really is a devil, he just yelled at brother abs?
It's as absurd as "killing your father and your enemy" and instantly becoming your own biological father.
"Quickly explain? How is it possible? How could Brother Abdominal... yes, it makes sense. His incredible computer skills are definitely supported by powerful computer capabilities, and Brother Abdominal's company only has such capabilities. Or... …How is it possible for a country, and it’s not a private company, it’s not as easy for a person to mess around as it is for a novel, there must be heavy surveillance and so on!”
"That's right, this kind of divine book should only be written by Brother Abdominal, right? And his character should be able to do such a thing?"
"Wrong, why didn't you think that the god book is the literature and art of the devil? How can Brother Abdominal waste a lot of time to write entertaining novels that are useless as fuck? So...it's very simple, Brother Abdominal and the country They don't know how to promote the devil's art, so he made a trumpet: Brother Abdominal's literary quality is not as good as mine. It's super intelligent. There are great people's self-deprecating and... great artistry and entertainment. Look, stupid monkeys ... Tsk tsk."
"The hateful programmer is pretending again. Don't forget that if you take medicine together, your real IQ will be the bottom one."
"Okay, stop talking nonsense, I won't waste time, just focus on people. Trust me. Don't do stupid things. He is the abs brother. Soon, he will benefit!"
The street writer shook his head. Turning to the first computer, he certainly believed the words of the street programmer. The intelligence of Little Superman and... the full intelligence that was stimulated many times made him... also become the Einstein of Einsteins, so... ...As long as you think about it rationally, there is no doubt that this guy is the abs brother!
Dumbfounded and extremely excited: the best opportunity in the world is this kind of flattering opportunity.
Everyone does not know that he is the lord. Competing to be the villain. And I am... a loyal minister!
"Good book, big good book. I can understand ID. Absolutely good book! Highly recommended!"
Soon...someone gets depressed...why? Have my acting skills been seen through? I didn't do anything?
"Zhou Tianshen, are you crazy? Flattering this kind of person? What a shit book! If you have no personality, it's a garbage book! Maybe it's plagiarism."
"Yes, yes, kill him! Kill him!"
"Human flesh!"
"Technology doesn't work!"
"Brother Abdominal, come here!"
"Damn it! I'm an employee of Brother Abdominal's Internet company. This author is evil, and he has withstood our company's attack. [ ] Crap, what other Internet companies in the world are our opponents?"
"Oh my god, my god, aliens are attacking the earth!"
"Oh my God, this is the devil! The devil is here! The devil is on the Internet! Brother Abs come out and kill him!"
...
"Hahaha, brother abs, get out, I want to fight you one-on-one!" The depressed person laughed again and began to speak for the first time.
He thinks it's time to... get high.
His first post was topped. There was a lot of scolding. Except for the little Zhou Zhou of the Dragon, a certain master, and a series of inexplicable users.
Now even the fans of Long Zhixiao Zhou also attacked him, this guy is not only a eunuch, but also ruthless: "Have you forgotten the kindness Brother Abdomo has shown you? He used to be a mortal!"
"Sure enough, it's the eunuch Little Superman, ruthless and ruthless. Hehe, brother abs will chop off your brain cancer! Yes, brain cancer, your brain has become a brain cancer with water in it!"
"Hahaha, don't worry about the eunuch king! This idiot author still thinks that brother abs will come out!"
At this time, a certain person's deity actually went to a certain point again, and it was in the post with the highest upvote at that moment. A new type of network technology has been posted in the post, and that technology can be like... building blocks: tens of millions of replies can be created in a mess in an instant, and it can also be a classic ranking reply.
"Hahaha, here I come! One-on-one? Let's forget it. Because we cherish war, we look back on peace."
In almost the same world, global netizens in front of the computer, regardless of skin color, gender, or age, all gasped.
"Grass - he took Brother Abdominal's account? I can't believe it! Nima, Nima, Nima, is today the end of the world? From December to May ahead of schedule! Abdominal's account They were all stolen?"
"Indeed, you actually stole Brother Abdominal's account?! Heaven-defying! Heaven-defying technology!"
"The divine book, against the heavens. Against the heavens, the great thief!"
"Look at today's Internet. Count this trash book author!"
...
People all over the Internet have been alarmed, at least three billion Internet users from all over the world have joined in this feast. But people generally don't believe that this is... Brother Abs himself came out to speak.
One is that it’s past 2:30 midnight, brother abs hasn’t slept yet? The second is... this is too strange, why is brother abs like this guy... a brother?
"Is that my old friend Guo Bang? He is now in Madrid, the capital of the bullfighting country. Madrid time is nine hours behind."
"Yes, yes, it must be the old friend of Abdominal. The luckiest guy in the world. He has no shortage of genius medicine, so he can write this kind of magic book."
Seeing this kind of "Abs brother old friend theory" gradually rises, everyone has become more "polite". The street writer shook his head.
Not long after, he gave a wry smile, because he saw... was confirmed to be "Guo Bang", because he also often read novels on his account and said: "It's not me! I didn't do that at all, and I hated writing since I was a child... …By the way. Uh huh, you know, there is still some possibility. In fact, I saw through it a long time ago and said..."
"What's possible?" Many idiots who were born with an astonishingly loud mind asked one after another. There is also a tendency to flatter Guo Bang.
Many smart people... started screaming in front of the computer at any time.
No way? Brother Abs... bored to this extent? What a great man who is so lonely, he can't wait to comfort his wife instead.
Oh. What a beautiful text, my wife is really moved!
moment. This divine book has changed from thousands of collections to... millions of collections. All kinds of lists began to rank with "true strength".
"Nimma... Alright, let's start the activity!"
Seeing this depressed someone made a second post and a third post.
"The new book is released, and there are prizes for grabbing buildings! 1, 10, 100, 1000... and so on, 100 billion, 1 trillion, etc. There are also prizes. Prizes: Brother Abdomyo's surgery name plus an extra bag of no less than 30 pills genius medicine.
Time limit is 30 minutes.
Thank you, by the way, it will be on the shelves tomorrow, I will update 100 million tomorrow, yes, 100 million updates. "
The editor who was completely shocked was speechless, releasing a new book today, and it will be on the shelves tomorrow? No, on the same day?
Did you ask us?
...
This post has just been sent out, and it is just one: "Fuck...Who will believe you, will Brother Abs admit it? Wow, I am number one! I am number one, I am number one! My sofa, my God! (I will add later Yes. Later, it was proved that she was a little better than Sister Feng, and she was going crazy.)."
Then there is...you are not fools, and there must be many people who understand by now. And this style is the ab muscle brother style...
"Grass mud horse!" The writer rushed to post in a hurry, and after sending out a post, he quickly raised his head and looked at it with anticipation, and was instantly annoyed. Nima, after three million replies in an instant, 3,212,150 to be precise.
After posting tens of millions of posts again... I couldn't help being dumbfounded, "Damn! The world's population shouldn't be so large?! It's two o'clock in the middle of the night, why don't you rest?!" He even forgot about the time difference.
After 100 million comments, Brother Abdominal automatically floated below the main post’s comment because of its importance: “Hahaha, I want to say can I not admit it? cannot. So it works. Well, that's it, I say goodbye, and all replies will be valid within half an hour. The official website of Brother Abdominal will release relevant news soon——absolutely himself. "
Everyone, Internet users around the world have long since ignored this.
Now all fools know... only...
Grab it!
"The 10 billion building is mine!"
"It's me! It's me!"
Of course, the most inexplicable word count is directly typed out with numbers. Replies like this are absolutely permissible, after all, in the new era, no matter how big the name is, websites that require bullshit registration usually quickly become disgusting and no one patronizes.
And it's incredibly fast with new technology.
"Damn it!" The writer desperately posted posts, everything was meaningless, he was a... mortal among billions of netizens' replies!
Sigh, what the hell said, there are too many people on earth... It only took ten minutes to get trillions of replies, and he didn't get any of them. After all, such opportunities are at least too few, not even more than a dozen digits.
Because one trillion is twelve digits.
In the end, even if billions of Internet users try their best to post, it is estimated that they can only grab the ten trillion floor.
So at most thirteen lucky ones.
But the rewards are really...
Glancing at the second computer, the programmer was cursing: "Fuck, what kind of technology, I can't get into it with a button software! Tragic... Tragic... A small superman quota and 30 genius brain pills , What a tragedy..."
"Fuck, I'm a tragedy!" Zhou Zhou, the writer who hit the street, rolled his eyes, got up and went to sleep after typing the first reply. These days, the excitement, the pregnant wife who lives in heaven every day makes him want to die, shopping like crazy, eating like crazy, playing like crazy - your mother, and sex... not at all pleasant Papa, fuck your dad, Korean drama warmth, haven’t you seen a group of mentally retarded lose a naval battle and make Huaxia Alliance folk gamblers lose various gambling markets, let alone tens of trillions of yuan?
The dealers all laughed their teeth off—it is hard to believe that the two Smecta countries with invincible battleships would be brainless and annihilate!
But just after taking a few steps, the author rushed to the computer with gritted teeth, and saw that there were hundreds of billions of replies in a short period of time. There is no doubt that the floor of ten trillion can still be obtained! Or even a hundred trillion? Oh, impossible, only half an hour!
So before the irresistible most beautiful hope, I immediately sat down and posted crazy... Don't compete with me for ten trillion floors! ah ah! I am Little Superman, I will turn my face, I will kill carbon-based monkeys!
PS: The second update. (To be continued..)
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