Chapter 1057 Mom No Longer Has to Worry About My Studies!
"Uncle! Mom asked me to find you because I wanted 'Mom...don't have to...worry about my studies any more—la!'"
A milky voice suddenly sounded. m[] Maybe the next sentence is too long, and he can't finish it for a while.
It can be seen that the Abdomos family has both advantages and disadvantages: Although they are superhuman, their natural intelligence is still... mediocre and sympathetic.
He Ming, who was about to continue mocking Ah San, lowered his head and took a look. Behind the charming smoke, a chubby kid about three or four years old ran up to him a few meters away, and before he could stand still, he raised a chubby Karate.
The five little fingers of the snow-white and soft chubby hand are still opening and closing, and continue to want... to catch many, many rewards.
His other chubby hand was holding a fatter little bear. The furry little bear's eyes were rather helpless.
Emotional intelligence is too high, and He Ming instantly understood its eyes.
When I grow up, you fat boy will... hum. It's my turn to hold you like a toy all day.
He Ming felt regretful in his heart, and he really wanted to tell it: Little Fatty will be a fat superman in the future-you won't have a day when the silk bear counterattacks.
"What is it that mom doesn't have to worry about my studies anymore? Are you in school?" He Ming asked knowingly.
As he spoke, he looked around, and soon saw a group of beauties who appeared to have just arrived a few tens of meters away—of course, they had just enjoyed the taste of beauties not long ago, and they were ignored in the past...the village girls are beautiful.
They looked at this side with a smile. And encourage the little fat man who is looking back with his eyes and movements.
The little fat man then continued to yell: "It's medicine. Genius medicine! After taking it, mom won't have to worry about my studies anymore." This time he spoke much more fluently.
The young people who hadn't dispersed laughed "hehe". Chen Ziqi and other secretaries also liked this little fat man very much and admired him... So early on, he had the ambition of a strong man that "Mom doesn't have to worry about my studies anymore", or "Ambition".
The TV crew quickly turned around and happened to capture this scene.
"Didn't I distribute it to you just now? A lot of them per person."
"I didn't get it! I just came!" the little fat man shouted.
He Ming had no choice but to take out a handful from his pocket... As a result, the little fat man quickly left the little bear,
Grabbed a handful of Genius Brain Pills and ran all the way back to claim credit for his mom. A few grains were accidentally dropped on the road, but he didn't notice.
People all over the world in front of the TV can't wait to reach out a hand to pick it up!
It didn't take long for the genius brain pills to shine crystal clear in the sun. A young man nearby had already seen it.
Little Bear is free. He quickly fled in the opposite direction to the little fat man. But not long after, the little fat man yelled "Fatty" and chased him like the wind... The little bear screamed anxiously, crawling fast with his hands and feet, but it didn't take long for him to be conquered by the hateful human little fat man again.
"Fatty. Do you want to play hide-and-seek?" the little fat man stroked the little bear full of "love".
Nima, I want to escape! Guess it's had enough of your kid's supply of milk cakes with natural honey.
He Ming smiled wryly, and was about to turn his eyes away to continue talking nonsense, when he accidentally discovered that this little fat man had given him wild yellow flowers, and he hadn't returned to his home for a long time, and it had become a botanical paradise of the Institute of Botany.
I took advantage of the situation and thought about it, oh... what else? Oh! The original ginseng has long since been forgotten—just kidding, I already have the supreme and holy Buddha treasures of this hanging, so why are you so attached to a bird ginseng? Cut and cut!
The little fat man's name is also very nice: He Huaman. [] It is reminiscent of a pond full of lotus.
Or, let He Ming think of a great blind man. Comrade Huamanlou.
It's a pity that in the world of the dead, Comrade Gu Long is still handsome and charming, while Hua Manlou and Li Xunhuan are both... terribly loud, oh so loud, they don't exist in the world or among the "dead".
"You mean, Ah San wants to add a yellow robe to me?" He Ming whispered to Chen Ziqi, continuing the topic just now.
Chen Ziqi nodded lightly and said: "Chief, that's pretty much what it means. Both the rebel army and the government forces want overwhelming power. But if you... support any side, any side will get an overwhelming advantage. To some extent , almost every Buddhist is the same as people in many parts of the world. They all want the chief...to serve the people."
"Beautiful... wish, unfortunately, today is not Christmas. Then let Ah San laugh and cry and enjoy the sweet life. How can you see the rainbow without going through the wind and rain? No one can easily counterattack and succeed "
After talking about Asan, He Ming also listened to "Exploding the Himalayas", "Primitive Forest Restoration Plan", "Eurasia-Africa New High-speed Railway Plan", "Far East Ocean Tourism City Development Plan"... Anyway, there are many things, but Every national event that "has nothing to do" with He Ming. Anyway, Chen Ziqi can't handle it and there is a central optical brain.
The rare "working hours" passed quickly, and the new couple finally played. The scale is even more exaggerated than last time, but the bride price is a little weaker, far less than last time.
However, it is the first time for the people of the world in front of the TV to see "dozens of tons of golden tigers, phoenixes, dragons" and so on - the married host happened to participate in the hunting of the Yi Lak Golden Palace. It is estimated that the Sa Damu family in front of the TV is gnashing their teeth.
So gold is far from lacking.
Of course take it out——
It is impossible to serve the people.
This time, the man's parents are very face-saving, and everything has come, so there is no need for He Ming... Being a wine barman effortlessly takes away the glory of the bride and groom, and discredits the most beautiful moment in their lives.
The bride's background, I heard that she is also a big star and so on. This kind of background is relatively resisted in traditional culture. It's okay to be a concubine, but to be a big wife... let's go to sleep.
But I can't stand the bride's skills after the Abdominal Brother's skill, and she is a stunner again. Perfect long legs and big breasts. Smokingly beautiful. The taste and skills of a big star background... must be at the earth level.
"Uncle, let me toast you...Thank you for everything you have done for us."
No, just at the beginning of the toast, He Ming enjoyed another toast from a charming beauty in the first round.
Without any feeling, the incredible sense of hearing made He Ming notice that many nearby men were gasping for air, or that the penis was rapidly inflating in the luxurious trousers. It's terrible.
There is no way, the desire of super life forms is endless, touching a little temptation is like lighting a cigarette in a gas station.
"It's easy to say, easy to say..." He Ming put down the chopsticks he was eating and drinking, and picked up the wine glass. All I saw was a dark red but clear devil's famous wine in a big wine glass. He Ming swallowed it in one gulp——
At that moment, a ecstatic voice sounded in his mind. "Master! Great, great master! Congratulations, your golden chicken has laid eggs!"
"?" He Ming's movements froze.
"What? Do I have a chicken? Or a golden chicken?" For a moment, He Ming still hadn't reacted. Until the next moment, the central optical brain "Hua De Liu" continued to send "excited" thinking:
"Master, it's the one-eyed man, your one-eyed man! There's almost something good in the one-eyed man's belly again! Because the weight changed suddenly, just 3.36 seconds ago. [Read the novel on to~]"
"Pop—" He Ming spewed out a big mouthful of wine, God, can't he? All of a sudden, the happiness came to tears... I love it! My golden rooster, because it lays golden eggs!
"What's the matter with your son?" Everyone was taken aback, and Dad He, who was at the same table, stood up and asked.
He Ming is a superman among supermen, a god among gods. He lost his composure so suddenly that more than half of the people in the world were almost scared to death by him—Brother Abdominal doesn’t like to play tricks, so something important must have happened to him like this. That kind of gaffe from the heart and the expression that turned into ecstasy were immediately captured by various experts who specialized in him.
Any fool would believe that Brother Abdominal must have received the ecstatic news that made him extremely excited.
Although in a blink of an eye, the abdominal muscle brother pretended to be "how difficult it is to make a country" again, and said to the bride and groom: "Oh, my god, I suddenly have a stomachache. Everyone, I will be rude first..." After finishing speaking, he rushed into the air with a "whoosh" and disappeared. Demonstrating the scene of a super life looking for a toilet with a stomachache is more realistic than real.
But unless you are born with a brain in front of the TV, who the hell would believe that you will have a stomachache!
"Hey, hey, you kid!" Father He just didn't believe it. Just kidding, Nima, I know how many times you have had stomach pains since you were a child. Mortals haven't had many times, and the sun demon's potential still hurts his stomach? I really admire the parasites living in your stomach. They can move to the core of the sun and enjoy the glory of shining the universe!
...
"Ooh! What a great day. Midpoint jackpot wow!"
"Go you, go you!"
Rushing into the charming clouds of the mansion on the planet, He Ming roared twice, and a moment later, a blue light was born from the sky, from the void, and fell on him...
The central optical brain teleported He Ming to the most private place of the planetary mansion, except for the owner of the three central optical brains, Brother Abdomo and the builder, no one else knew about it.
The use of Shanmeng's most cutting-edge technology and the best and most expensive materials is just to protect one item.
Abdominal brother's private money.
A golden hen that regularly lays golden eggs.
To be precise, it is a one-eyed man. Of course, his two eyes are fine.
"Great, great, great..."
He Ming was talking, and first passed through the 10,000-meter-long passage that could only be flown through. This was to prevent all "illegal intrusion" techniques such as space monsters, ability users, different dimensions, mazes, random mobile treasure hunting, etc. It can be said...the only way to invade this place is this one. Even if He Ming wants to get back the treasure, he has to go through this channel to get it back, because the power elements such as teleportation are completely cancelled.
Basically, no force can invade the place where He Ming hid his "private money", because those who can invade have already invaded the ancient bank of Shanmeng. Who will invade a mysterious place of Brother Abdominal? And who knew that Brother Abs has the ultimate baby of the multiverse?
After entering hundreds of checkpoints and dozens of mazes that lead immediately to the end, He Ming enters a natural forest the size of the city of Tokyo where birds are singing and flowers are fragrant, let alone a little devil.
And in a place in this forest. In a very beautiful pavilion. Enshrined... the hen that lays golden eggs, Comrade Cyclops.
The man-made soft sunlight falls on the Cyclopedic God Gently. In the eyes of He Ming, who flew through the forest in an instant, it is almost equal to the heavy aesthetics of oil painting.
The one-eyed god man seemed to be smiling but not smiling, crying but not crying, with indifference and boundless enthusiasm... almost contained He Ming could not understand, and the Central Optical Brain Research Shanmeng did not have the power of data at all-just kidding, how could Shanmeng have a single-eyed man? Such a good thing as a god? !
"Oh, sweetheart, oh, sweetheart... here I come. My brother is here! God... no, there are too many gods now, and I can make gods all day long. So... Destiny! Bless you always serve the people wholeheartedly Service, a small person with a sincere heart. Poor and respectable brother with abdominal muscles, let him, let me, win a big prize, and get a piece of the main essence of the most holy, I am... I am a man with the ultimate potential, Now even the powerful gods and demons have not been officially upgraded, the heavens are pitiful, and the heavens are merciful to reward the baby!"
After finishing speaking, He Ming "bang bang bang" knocked dozens of heads with such force that he almost smashed the top jade floor of the pavilion. Then he got up quickly, frantically rubbed his hands together, and finally carefully opened the Cyclops' stomach...
Sure enough, inside was a very old blue bottle, and inside the bottle was viscous porridge like... rancid water.
Brother Abdominal's eyes froze for an instant... and then he was swallowed by greed.
He Ming picked it up carefully, and put it on the jade steps of the pavilion... When he took out the bottle, the weight of the enshrined jade plate under the one-eyed god lightened immediately, and the central optical brain also It can be judged according to the weight and so on...whether there is a new ultimate baby.
With a clap of the watch, Brother Abs No. 1 instantly armed his whole body. Then He Ming immediately lay down on the ground and posted it as focused as a dog. Scan the bottle with the maximum distance, as well as those liquids that resemble rancid water.
It's very weird, and it must have great spiritual power. Because He Ming felt... he could feel dizzy after staring for a long time. The specific feeling... It seems... He Ming felt that when he burned paper money to his ancestors. The black ash of those paper money blows on the clear water and mixes one or two.
No, to be more precise. Feeling unreal like a dream or dream.
It is very likely to be a metaphor for the power of seeing through dreams and dreams?
Like wisdom?
cut. impossible! Hang silk don't mind!
"Baby, baby... Fate beats me, I beat fate-oh my god, you don't have to worry about my studies anymore! Well, my old mother, mother, don't worry about my studies anymore! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ... Cao Nima, can’t you? Life is like a dream, life is like a dream. I really don’t want to be a top student.”
"Oh my God!"
The detection results of Abdominal One are also quite interesting: "Congratulations, congratulations to you, you have obtained one of the most powerful sources of wisdom in the multiverse, no one knows its source, only its function, Believe me, that is a great power of intelligence that you will never, ever imagine! Have a drink, and you will be omniscient! Drink a drink, and your intelligence will rise to a supreme level that you can't imagine!
The specific information is as follows:
Unable to accurately assess item level. However, only a fool would object to classifying it as the supreme and holy level!
The liquid is in the state of gray soul water, which should be in the best state.
The bottle is a top-level labyrinth preservation bottle made by an unknown civilization.
You are incredibly lucky, and the time is so long that all maze protections are useless. Before you is the real bottle that can be opened and used directly.
...
After reading a super long section of information quickly, He Ming didn't know what to say for a while, God, oh my god, how good is it to strengthen your physical fitness? How happy are you? Must fucking intelligence! What is the use of my intelligence now? !
Don't you see that a vile, shameless, despicable, idiot, impulsive and impulsive dick is the true nature of a hero!
Don't you see that eating, drinking, having fun, having fun, pretending to be forceful is the true meaning of life?
don't you see...
"See your father." He Ming sighed and knelt on the ground. He knew that Lao Lan and those wise gods would appreciate such a thing, and then make them look like dogs.
For all gods and gods, wisdom is also the most important thing for them.
Guaranteed that God lost his composure and said to him, brother abs, you are really... wait a moment for thousands of years, wait a moment...
But... for him, it's really useless...
"What use am I for?"
"Master, congratulations, if you don't mind, you can provide this source of wisdom, the unparalleled power of wisdom, to your eternally loyal central optical brain, so that we can design a legend A very powerful intelligent giant brain. Because this liquid can supply our more powerful intelligence...that is to say, it can become our 'brain', biochemical brain. That is, brain cells."
"How much?"
"The minimum is only one-tenth of a cup, and the maximum is three cups."
"How much is this?"
"Three hundred and thirty-five servings, great master."
"Grass? So much? It's impossible!" The weak He Ming's body shook, and he thought he had heard it wrong. A bottle the size of a soda bottle actually contained three hundred and thirty-five cups?
Hehehe...
However, when he saw a picture sent by the central optical brain in his mind, He Ming had nothing to say. He really didn't expect that the cup size obtained by the central optical brain connected to Brother Abdominal No. 1 would not be able to put him down. My little finger, so three hundred and fifty cups is absolute.
Of course, this is the weight of ordinary people. That is, the size of an ordinary human being.
"Then you all take three cups, right? No, take ten cups for each computer. No, 15 cups, five times the maximum requirement! I want the most powerful in the world: 'Mom no longer has to worry about my studies '"
Even so, He Ming sighed in disappointment, and had to wait for the next time, this kind of thing is really... his grandma, don't be like this!
Wisdom, poor God, he really doesn't want this kind of power, he cuts the earth with one breath, and the intelligence of hanging wire is no different from the advanced intelligence of the multiverse. Wisdom is meaningless before absolute strength. The greatest proof is that ordinary people cannot squat 200 kilograms in their entire lives.
Ability is ability, self-obsession is just a neurosis.
And He Ming knows very well that with superintelligence, he might change his Diaosi personality, right? Even if you want to pretend to be... boring.
Who has seen Zhuge Liang put on a show? "Hehehe..." He is really awesome!
"Master... really don't need so much? Has anyone ever done this?" the central optical brain said weakly. In fact, there has never been such a crazy decision in the data.
"Grass, you have no guts. Go away, we are always beyond, beyond, madness and beyond. Believe me, only geniuses and lunatics can survive, and can... transcend the ordinary!"
He Ming didn't bother to pay attention to the super-intelligent intelligence of the Central Optical Brain, which doesn't have any emotions of intelligent life. They won't die anyway. At most, a part of the processor just exploded.
whatever.
"But what should I do?" He Ming really wanted to cry, and Changge was in the midst of mourning, "Mom doesn't have to worry about my studies anymore", I really don't want it... My generation is already in the society , wholeheartedly for... and mastered "Pretending to be Fascinating".
With a book in hand, I have the world,
Unparalleled vision, unlimited arrogance.
PS: The second update. (To be continued..)
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