Chapter 1051 Is Heaven Now?

Like chasing ducks, Salem managed to drive all 15,000 people onto the boat in ten minutes. Moreover, he saw that there was almost a lot of space on the ship, and he also saw that the large number of people following from the slums were extremely excited, and various "sirs" and "Mr. Salem" begged... and they all clasped their hands and knelt down.

Ever since, his pride index was full, his eyes rolled, and he "served the people" again.

Another thousand people were sent up... until the captain who went back to resettle the people rushed to the deck in despair and yelled at him, "God, how many people have you sent up again, you bastard? I don't care, I'm going to sail, I'm going to sail!"

Only then did he hurriedly board the ship, "Captain, it's all right, the new cruise ship will arrive at the coast of Huaxia in a few days!"

The captain was so annoyed that he sailed directly, this big idiot, really... really drove him crazy.

God testifies, he really doesn't want to engage in the "black slave trade" that happened in the 21st century of civilization.

No more, no less, if ten Asan die, he will be "famous all over the world".

The captain is always the most "brilliant" character in such an event.

"Wait for us, soon... we will be back soon! Friends" On the boat, Salim waved and shouted to the crowds of poor people. He was very proud of the first important "commercial event" in his life. Not only does it mean an astronomical amount of income, but also...a kind of spontaneous...serving the people.

This kind of great sentiment can only be understood in China. In other depraved or ignorant times, there are only money and... tears!

The ship set off quickly and hurriedly—all the preparations had already been completed. Enough fuel and water to travel around the world.

In the old days, customs and other inspections were required. Not to mention the felony of smuggling the country's citizens on a large scale openly in broad daylight, so many people smuggled in one go, even if Ah San is a populous country, it is very painful.

But in the new era, no one will take care of it: the Pakistan Railways in the northwest are about to move, and their combat power is so powerful that they can reach the city of New Delhi in one day. As long as the commander is not stupid or timid, it will be a piece of cake.

But now Pakistan Railway has fully annexed the Khanate in Central Asia, and is in the process of...continuing to look for the next prey, attacking the Buddha country or killing Yi Lak, and then rushing into the Middle East. Disdain Central Asia, and even become a great empire in Europe, Asia and Africa.

You can revive and create an unprecedentedly powerful Mughal Empire; or create a new, the first Vedic culture empire in history. The Vedic Empire, it must have been very...delightful.

If it weren't for the fact that there are many superhuman employees of the Abdominal Brother Company in the country of Buddha. Including the local elite Little Superman, otherwise... it would be in jeopardy.

External aggression is terrible, and internal aggression is not easy. This ridiculous and pitiful country that is still watching the sky from a well in the 21st century has been exposed by the game of the big era, the heinous and incompetent behavior of the upper class, the powerful, etc., as well as the true appearance of the entire country. Most places are unbearably backward and unbearable. ignorant.

So...many, many people "awakened", and many, many robbers who ran amok in the name of patriotism are also increasing day by day...

Therefore, officials elected by the people, Calcutta or other places, it is the truth of life to make a fortune. There is not much time left, and they too will "move" to heaven.

There is only one life. And live in reality. A guy who has nothing but guns and bullets doesn't mind a bang, good or bad shot.

Of course, before that, you must earn enough money, and you must have a full wallet before going to the heaven on earth, the Chinese Republic Alliance. It is definitely not the Buddhist rupee that is depreciating day by day, but the new world currency that is getting more expensive every day.

Renminbi students.

The new version is colorful and printed with the original green earth and the important symbols of the major countries of the China Alliance. Beautiful and dignified enough to meet the status.

In this way, life in China will not embarrass the inheritance of ancient Indian civilization and the overlord of the South Asian subcontinent.

...

"Let's go, let's go!" Hired at a high price, China Alliance. Sailors with nationalities in the Western world, such as Smecta and American Emperor, rushed to call out. With the help of "business partner" Yao Ying, Salim drove these fellow donkeys who were on a boat for the first time in their lives and looked around at everything they saw. into the ship.

He then entered the first cabin and couldn't help being taken aback. It was unimaginably crowded.

Layers of steel separated each space.

The clever Ah San had already climbed onto the wire bed.

Of course, in order to prevent accidents, all the iron and steel wire beds are covered with a layer of cheap insulating soft material.

"You work hard. Gather the old men, children, and especially pregnant women in the cabin on the first floor."

Partner Yao Ying said beside him.

Salim nodded, "Okay! I'll go right away."

Only he is fluent in the local language, the others are... unable to communicate, after all, most of the adult slum dwellers are still illiterate.

Salim had seen the ship up and down beforehand, and knew that this remodeled cruise ship has a three-story hull, which is the area with the best environment. You can directly open the windows and breathe the fresh air with the smell of sea breeze, which is good for your health.

It's not easy below, except for some sailor rest areas, there are also some warehouses, food processing areas, and others have five-story hulls—because they were originally converted from merchant ships.

There are eight floors in total, and the environment is all the same. The largest area of ​​space is used. Layers of solid wire beds separate the space. The width of each layer is only 0.5 meters, so you can only lie down or lean against the head of the bed.

As for defecation, just pull it on the ground - there are grooves on the ground similar to public toilets. A new type of machine system is used to pump seawater into the flushing groove at any time.

The ship had just set off on the road, and the air in the cabin was full of weird smells. Salim, who stopped after walking a few steps, sniffed his nose. He felt that it should be the smell of sea water in the grooves on the ground, the smell of popularity—go up and have a look , Damn you bastard, the guy who told you to take a good bath a long time ago didn't take a bath at all.

The smell of summer sweat. Especially the smell of a lot of curry mixed in it. It's really bad.

Shaking his head, picked up the intercom on his body, adjusted to the channel in the entire ship, and then yelled loudly in the local language: "Gentlemen, everyone, we are now on our way, heading for the most beautiful country in the world .”

"Now, let me just say this once. Now everyone is sitting on the bed, and you are not allowed to walk around. Just pull out the white groove on the ground for urine and urine. Wash your hands in the red groove next to it. Where there is fluorescence, don't wash your hands." Pull shit into the red groove. Trust me. It's not pleasant... I don't use it anyway!"

"Food for food and drink will be delivered later. Each person has a share. Just take it. All of it will be counted in the travel expenses. Don't throw the garbage into the groove on the ground, tidy it up and put it on the bed. If you need anything, please inform the sailor Find me. Again, don’t call me unless you’re dying, or you’re having a baby! Get over a minor illness, and there’s free world’s best medical care in heaven. And now I. We also There is no way to relieve your pain."

"Finally, pregnant women, children, and elderly people in poor health should be prepared. We will transfer you to the first floor with the best environment for free. Adult men on the first floor should also be prepared. There must be... …the spirit of serving the people."

"thanks."

"The above starts recording playback."

The new walkie-talkie has an automatic recording function. After calling once, Salim yelled automatically, and his mood became more pleasant. "High-tech is awesome, I love high-tech." After speaking, he kissed the walkie-talkie.

Then he got busy, there were too many people, and he listened to his call. You know you're going to spend the next few days in bed...

Grab it quickly, otherwise it's like taking a train, would you rather sit on a steel floor or a gentle bed?

It didn't take long before layers of solid wire beds were covered with people crawling everywhere. To the surprise of the sailors, Ah San not only obeyed, but also tolerated so many people crowded together.

The Huaxia people were secretly surprised. They all call themselves good people, this is... a good people.

Soon, every 3 meters there was a not-so-good or not-bad LCD TV set hanging on the space partition. There were big and small ones, which looked rather weird. The captain must have bought a large number of them to save money. The stuff obsolete by newer TVs.

But even if it is second-hand, for these guys who have never even seen electricity in these slums, it is simply... a super spiritual entertainment feast. Went to the front of the TV.

Soon all kinds of laughter sounded in the hull...

The programs on the TV are also prepared in advance. They are all Buddhist movies in the Buddhist language, usually blockbuster movies, used to pass the time unconsciously.

There are joys and troubles, and Saleem soon sees a large number of guys seasick, "red and white" grooves vomiting...a lot of weird spicy smells, and...a lot of food that can be seen in the dim cabin Was vomited out.

There is no doubt that those fools ate and drank a lot of "precious" food for this "move".

They were more afraid of dying at sea than he was. At that time, even the soul will not be able to return to the mother river, the Ganges has gone. Not to mention, "Come on bro, drink this glass of Ganges water..."

Salem's scalp went numb immediately, these big idiots! It's disgusting.

"Big idiot, vomit into the white groove!"

Quickly add a sentence on the intercom, what a bunch of goddamn bastards.

Now I am a little enlightened, seeing so many people, there must be some... small troubles on the road.

...

It took five hours and it was noon before Salem arranged all the arrangements for more than 16,000 people. Most of them had their own beds to rest in. Many adults could lie on their beds and watch movies, anyway. It's just a few days, and it's not a noble Chinese who travels around the world on a luxury cruise ship. There are private rooms with premium champagne.

The captain had to give priority to the 5,000 quilts that had been prepared and distributed them to pregnant women, children, the elderly, and so on.

Moreover, the captain wasted a lot of electricity by turning on the new-style air cleaners in the cabins on the five floors below to the maximum frequency, in order to inject the maximum amount of fresh air into those spaces.

Salim returned to the captain's cabin, just in time to hear the captain praying to God again. He shook his head and said, "Captain, I have settled the crowd. Have I explained it for five or six hours? They finally stabilized and quieted down..."

Yao Ying was smoking. Hearing this, he smiled and exhaled a puff of smoke. "Quiet? Hehe! I've been to the cabin, God, everyone just learned how to watch movies and make the sound so loud, and all kinds of laughter are so loud... Is there something wrong?"

"No, no, no..." Salim shook his head repeatedly, "Sir, we just like this kind of lively environment. Don't worry, they just like this. For example, public places such as large supermarkets and markets, if they are not lively, then No business."

Anyone registered in China. The modified cruise ship has a new navigation system, that is, it can move intelligently like a self-driving car, so the captain only needs to watch the environment. Then operate it on the touch control panel.

Therefore, a lot of time can be spared... The praying captain finished praying again, stood up and sighed: "You work hard, don't put your life in danger. Well, it's past twelve o'clock, we should Distributing food." He said and looked at his watch.

Salim nodded and said: "No problem, those people are the first time to eat Huaxia's artificial meat, as well as curd milk, bread, and excellent drinks made with new technology. They will definitely... thank me for reminding them not to use it. Suggestions for breakfast."

really. One serving per person, the food in the package was distributed, and the "moving" slum residents couldn't believe their eyes. The food is amazing!

A piece of grilled meat weighing more than one kilogram, although it has been cooled, is unimaginably delicious.

And in order to scruple all kinds of religious issues, I directly used... chicken, and ate it all the way to the end.

Asan must have protested pork and beef.

Ah San doesn't eat beef, and among them there are a lot of Muslims who don't eat pork.

The curd cake is about the size of two bars of soap and about the same thickness.

This is new style food and the taste is of course almost flawless. But the same calories are also high and close to "perfect".

Eat one piece every day, and it's not far from getting fat every day.

So only ultra life forms can enjoy it to the fullest.

But here, no matter how well-meaning the captain is, he won't consider... the obesity problem of the fucking "immigrant".

That's a problem for the future, as long as their nutrition is ensured now, there will be no problem.

Bread, drinks, water... etc. are all purchased by Huaxia.

The Huaxia food in the new era has almost surpassed the current human world for at least a hundred years, and all food ingredients are monopolized by the Abdominal Brother Food Company and the Huaxia government. Processed into the best raw materials are placed on the market.

So... the taste can be imagined.

Asan gobbled it up one by one, and then smiled...if they were rushing to heaven. Rather, it is heaven now.

...

However, as soon as night fell, Salim had a headache. The ship left the Bay of Bengal and entered the waters of Malacca. As a result, a storm with only mild damage was coming behind it—this was the information obtained by the new navigation system and almost omniscient information.

The captain was not worried, "It's okay..." As a result, the storm caught up with the ship, and the ship began to shake slightly in the storm... Salim found painfully that more people were vomiting.

"Whoa...uh..." all over the place

"Are you okay?"

...

"Where's the new anti-seasickness medicine? Captain, there are people vomiting everywhere here." Salim's voice on the intercom was a little anxious and uncomfortable. I guess the... smell over there must be unpleasant.

The captain rolled his eyes, you kid finally understand the trouble of too many people, right?

"Not much, you can ask the sailor to take it. Save some money, there are no supermarkets on the sea." The captain who was born in the United States did not forget to show off his humor.

"Hey..." Yao Ying in the captain's room smiled, and saw that the other partner was 165 years old, but under the new drugs and medical technology, he became a middle-aged man in his forties. .

This is Boss Gao, who is mainly responsible for safety and issues on the route. After all, he has been running this route for many years, despite the new navigation system now.

Boss Gao smoked a new type of hookah, half awake and half asleep like a fisherman, and said after a long time, "I have prepared a lot of seasickness medicine in my room, let Ah San get it."

"High." The captain's eyes lit up when he heard the words, and he raised his big thumb. "It seems that you know Ah San will bring a lot of people here?" He asked again... this old Huaxia who loves to pretend.

I like to play this kind of...fucking preparations that other people's mentally retarded can't think of? !

Boss Gao pretended to be smoking, and then slowly said after a long time: "Of course. In a country full of wars. Who wouldn't want to go to the best country in the world to make a living? And... people's greed is unlimited .”

After speaking, I took another deep sip of the hookah. Life is so beautiful...and the mood is so good, helping some Ah San to see the world and live like a real human being. Really... the spirit of serving the people is always full.

Yao Ying laughed a few more times, and the captain also laughed dryly in his heart... with a lot of contempt.

What are you pretending to be, old man?

Salim didn't know what was going on in the captain's room, and he got a lot of new seasickness medicine by accident, and he immediately felt relieved. The new medicines are all special medicines. All of them are monopolized by the Abdominal Brother Pharmaceutical Foundation, so it is the guarantee of quality.

Take one pill... People who suddenly vomit eat one less.

... But after walking back and forth once, he was numb with nausea, and really hated why he wore slippers instead of boots. There was vomit all over the steel floor. Can't fellow bloody asses vomit in white grooves?

There is no time for entertainment.

In the middle of the night, it's dark on the sea and dark in the cabin, if it weren't for those TVs.

"It's time to rest! The TV can be turned off by itself, just press that button."

After several rounds of yelling like this, many ah Sans are still having a lot of fun. It looks like they are going to watch TV until... straight short-sighted?

Salem left them alone. After looking at it, he found that there was nothing wrong, so he hurried to take a shower, and then he returned to the captain's cabin smoking a cigarette. Sit on your bed. For the first time, he took out a physical potion from a large leather bag that required a password to open.

It's one of... mortals' favorites, the drug of the new age.

Meaning... worse than addiction, without the "addiction" of the low-grade drugs of the old days but... unable to leave him in life. Because you can feel a very obvious physical energy coming back like a tide when you inject an injection into your body. Absolutely dreamy feeling!

Of course, it is of no use to Superman, they are the most lacking in physical fitness, but to mortals, especially the elderly, it is really... as wonderful as going back in time and returning to youth. Indirectly, one can enjoy the physical energy of a hair of a super life form.

In fact, this is a medicine made by Brother Abdominal, and its function is similar to that of glucose saline. Used to quickly replenish human physical energy.

Very cheap, ten yuan a piece. There are no sequelae, or allergies - the guy with allergies is too miserable, and he can't enjoy the unlimited physical recovery medicine.

And long-term use is very beneficial to the body, maintaining amazing physical fitness can slow down the aging of human body functions and so on.

with a nano-injector. It can be cleaned automatically, so as to prevent diseases and cross-infection; there is no pain of injection. Because the smooth and flat nano-head pours directly into the liquid.

An even better service is that it automatically finds where the injection needs to be, so it doesn't ... hit the wrong place.

This point is very, very important to many, many, many people, not everyone knows what meridians and veins are.

"Oh..." Salim closed his eyes comfortably, his exhaustion receded like a tide, and the incomparable healthy physical energy returned to his body, filling every cell, every bone, and every muscle...

Due to too many "immigrants", the captain's lounge and the rooms of many staff members were vacant. The beds of Yao Ying, the captain, Gao Boss, and a group of sailors were temporarily moved to the captain's cabin.

Yao Ying, who was using the new radio to surf the Internet next to Salim, saw Salim's movements while following the video conversation with the two girls, and couldn't help but whispered: "What are you doing with the injection of physical medicine now? Don't plan to sleep... , are you going to...swim? Trust me, you're not superhuman, you can't keep up with the speed of a new cruise ship."

The reason why they speak softly is that many European and American sailors are already asleep, while many Chinese sailors are still surfing the Internet, or playing the second demon game together, playing famous roles in famous historical battles with each other.

Hearing the words, they laughed a few times in a low voice, and looked over.

Salim closed his eyes and enjoyed it, and said softly, "Hey, I like to sleep with full energy. Too tired to rest is not good for your health. This is an important content in health magazines. Then I rest!" After finishing speaking, he Lying on the bed, he soon fell asleep with Ah San's smile on his face.

"Wake up! A lot of people are vomiting again, hurry up...serve the people." Five hours later, the captain who was sleeping on the other side put down the walkie-talkie, and a fluffy foot stretched out from the bed to wake Sally up. m.

"Okay, Captain." Salim quickly turned over and got up in the dark room with only the blue light of the display screen, wearing simple clothes, the same set before going to bed.

But this time there is no health pretense, what five minutes... but to enjoy a physical potion for myself, and then serve the people as if his eyes were shining...

What's funny is that the cigarettes he smokes are still a new brand of narcotics, and he has been pursuing the greatest level of fullness to serve the people. It turned out that the pack of "King of India" had been thrown into the sea long ago: After leaving India, still using Indian cigarettes to pretend?

Soon, the sun rose and the cruise ship entered the Strait of Malacca.

The first day passed like this, except for the vomit all over the floor, the air that started to smell bad, and Ah San who watched TV all day and all night. Oh, and... the children who ate the first food in their lives until they vomited.

Others... are pretty normal.

However, the cruise ship is about to enter the "war zone." The Strait of Malacca is... a war zone.

ps the first update. (To be continued..)