Chapter 1026 Teach You To Be A Man

> No surprises at all.

Reality is reality, strength is strength.

The challenger, who was so strong that ordinary people couldn't believe it, immediately made a judgment in front of "Brother Tuan".

The storm of heavy punches hit by "Brother Tuan" pushed the atmosphere of tonight's boxing championship to the extreme.

From the scene to the whole world, there are uncontrollable applause and applause that fascinates or amazes the superman boxing champion.

In a short period of time, there have been a lot of "Brother Tuan" fans on the Internet, paying attention to all his information. In other words, it indirectly increased a lot of commercial value of Brother Tuan. For example, the paparazzi will definitely add a few percent more.

And a lot of attention has been paid to this reasonable and safe superhuman movement that embodies superhuman power.

There is no doubt that "Brother Tuan" is the star of this event.

He has the most superior physical strength and overwhelming technical proficiency among these superhuman fighters, and... wild "intelligence".

It's like a superman who can automatically control his rage, and can launch an incredible series of attacks like a devil spider spinning a web.

Everyone doesn't want to be a punching bag, not even Superman.

Not long after, the challenger who was knocked down again didn't jump up immediately this time, but waved his big hand with the red wristband made of cutting-edge nanotechnology materials that had become badly damaged, "I lost !competition is over."

"Roar"

Brother Tuan jumped up excitedly, more than ten meters high enough. It was the first time for a lot of kids from the superstructure to see... the super hunk who took a deep breath!

It deftly landed on the ground again with another earth-shattering roar. Then his two big arms opened. Do your best to highlight the huge back muscles of the super strong devil inverted triangle.

Go around the field.

The auditorium cheered again: I saw a cheap single-digit RMB ticket again... How envious of the superhuman power of envy and hatred.

How I feel now... I wish his grandma would give me the reward of being the boxing champion! Anyway, you don't need it!

In very intense applause. Ah Shu lightly clapped his hands with a reserved smile.

It's still... fighting like the supreme art of war. Brother Tuan is really... a real boxing champion. This kid's motor nerves were so good in the past, and he was almost... going to become an outstanding figure in Brother Abdominal's family.

It's a pity... In the past, I was just a mere mortal in a very fragile world of birth, old age, sickness and death.

I want to be an athlete but because... I don't have a chance, so... before the new year, the best years of my life have been wasted.

It was...the so-called "waste". The real "waste". There is no such thing as a man with "miracles" in his life, and he is still a bachelor.

Of course, according to the standards of the new era, in fact, all people in the old era...even great men have no "miracles" to speak of.

...

"You, cousin, come up and compete with your younger brother! It's time, my younger brother will teach you how to be a real... man!"

"Brother Tuan" has long been paying attention to Ashu. In terms of seniority, although Ah Shu was born very late. The fifth child is Brother Abdominal's father's eldest daughter, that is, He Bing is older than him.

And "Brother Tuan" is a male from the second room, who belongs to the earliest group of the third generation.

But no matter what, it's still Ah Shu's...brother, unlike Brother Abs, who was raised to his father's youngest brother. Of course, it's just an honorary seniority, not an actual seniority.

Just like the language art of the Chinese people, you really take it seriously, like...going to the neighbor's house, did they say to eat it? You say no, and then actually sit down to eat a meal - that's a complete idiot.

Chinese people have a good face. They don't have any preparations, can ordinary home cooking serve you?

In the competition of the Superman Boxing Championship, attracting a Superman, especially the future Superman King is... a great leapfrog victory.

So how could the promoter "Brother Tuan" miss this good opportunity? Maybe he was the one who fooled Ashu's followers to get him here.

"Don't, don't, don't..." Before Ah Shu could refuse, he was approached with smirks by the followers and the group of pirates from Brother Tian... How could a superman resist so many superman bastards, so he was "thrown" into the On the scene, just as he was about to leave the scene, Brother Tuan yelled excitedly, and a wild fist hit... a little slower than before...

The audience applauded. The people who were about to turn off the TV quickly sat down. It's... the education time of "Brother Tuan" again.

They especially love to see this kind of... new inexperienced superman doing all kinds of... funny in front of the most skilled boxing champion in the world.

Especially... Many men and women's eyes lit up, and they talked in low voices, "Isn't he the newest groom? Hehe...you must watch it!"

...

Half an hour later.

"hoo hoo"

Ah Shu panted rapidly, his handsome face was covered with dried sweat and the latest large amount of moisture.

The male scent is therefore exceptionally strong.

The pheromones in the scent hide a tired and alluring powerful masculinity.

Even a tired tiger is... a tiger.

But only the first layer, or superhuman sense of smell, can clearly feel it. The staff and more than 100,000 spectators could only see the rapid breathing of Mr. Superman forming a "miserable" white. You can still tell that it is absolutely hot gas at a glance.

Moreover, this cloud of mist persisted for a long time and became bigger and bigger, even forming a very considerable phenomenon. It seems that an ancient god is practicing the way of the gods on the spot and under the global live broadcast.

"Huh—" In the ear-piercing screaming sound. A light that is approaching like a wild light with a huge force that can shake the earth and create a large-scale earthquake, easily dispels this mist, and with an even stronger air current, it relentlessly and again One hit on Ashu's face...Jun's face, which he couldn't dodge or block.

This is just the beginning, another series of heavy punches, uppercuts, left uppercuts, right uppercuts. Still fast straight punches and wild pumps - it's so cool. Just like art, like super violent aesthetics that can't be killed!

It really satisfies all the carbon-based monkey's fantasies about the "**named violence", and even digs deeper, more, and more... cool!

There is no doubt that the blow force of a fist is enough to create an earthquake.

And this "poor" Mr. Superman took at least... tens of thousands of punches just now.

The children have never dared to watch and become excited again: "It's amazing... Sandbags!" Even though it was late, many babies who were still breastfeeding at the scene had sleepy eyes, but they still occasionally opened their dark eyes suddenly. The eyes "appreciate", this moving scene.

Just now his... messy attack was so funny. Still imitating the "paper painting" of "Fire Fist Ace" who "pretends to see you every day"...run away. As a result, he was caught immediately and was violently pumped again.

Just as the shortest distance to throw a punch is a straight line, the fastest way to escape is to run normally. There is no so-called "skill" in the mouth of the abs brother. The normal way is always best.

The women... saw a lot of saliva... The man of the stunner bride's clothes that looked very valuable were immediately blown off. If it wasn't for "Brother Tuan" who deliberately didn't attack his lower body, then his... spring light must have been exposed.

And the exposed upper body is also very... impressive. Drooling madly. I love this kind of coquettish hunk the most, hiding all his strong muscles... just to give you a sudden surprise.

And compared with the real monster figure of the boxing champion, the strong physique of the world's most generous groom is just what women can accept. In particular, the unusually strong and aesthetically acceptable Chinese women happen to be acceptable.

Otherwise... To be honest, even Brother Abs, his huge physique and super masculine figure still make Chinese women... rather scared.

Of course, in reality, both men and women offer chrysanthemums, no matter how terrible it is.

And the men are... everyone knows that the other party has a super attractive wife, so the men all over the world on the scene and in front of the TV are quite... happy.

Especially the global men in front of the TV see the smiles that everyone knows well on the faces of the men in the audience.

Mood immediately improved.

Demo, too arrogant to be drawn! There are so many betrothal gifts, why sell yourself for glory!

Small sample, be careful now that your wife is being snatched away.

...Of course this cannot happen in reality, they are relatives anyway. Or...the parents are all brothers.

If you want to mess around, there is a brother with abs.

The gap between the strength of the Abdominal and the "monster" boxing champion is like the gap between the monster boxing champion and their mortals.

"hateful!"

The counterattack was ineffective, "Brother Tuan" let out a triumphant laugh, and entered the "Storm" mode again, hitting hundreds of thousands of punches in a minute, and Ah Shu could only dodge as best he could; try to block.

As for fighting back, someone easily seized the opportunity to throw a super powerful uppercut just now, which almost knocked him into the air!

Under the powerful attack of the violent storm, he was panting, but his heart was really... Excited, not as miserable as ordinary people imagined. In fact, this is a super exciting fighting that ordinary people cannot understand, nor can they personally understand...

Reality is different from imagination. stand right here. Punch. He felt... as if the almost immeasurable power of blood, genes, fighting spirit, and will in a strong physique, was forced into a peaceful endless wildness by a peaceful life, a fragile world, and finally as deep as a starry sky Excavated from the extreme physical strength, roaring and burning!

So those super senses, super powers, super nerve reflexes, even super lifespan... and so on, which ordinary people will never understand. Everything that ordinary people don't understand - otherwise... how can you be called Superman?

And that all, unreservedly frantic operation.

He felt... an indescribable excitement!

A door was opened inadvertently, and Ah Shu felt the true happiness of Superman. This endless fighting joy.

It's so cool to be in it... crazy to punch a million punches with no limits.

At the same time, he received a series of heavy punches with the flame of wisdom. And the skill traps of seasoned experience.

The brain, body, blood, muscles, and hormones are all in a state of high excitement, to meet this... just a safe fight with all the strength.

Yes, it is absolutely safe, there will be no life-threatening enjoyment fighting, and it can...according to the state staff. It can greatly improve physical function.

And... even if you are breathing heavily now. For the first time, Ah Shu personally discovered that the super life has long been far away from the exhaustion of a mortal body, such as dizziness, panting like a dog, seeing stars...etc. control the body.

Maybe, it can also be said that I am not tired enough? !

Haha, forget it, it's late at night, and the audience buddies are all tired. There is no need for me to continue to "shame", let's play this boxing champion with people of the same strength in the future.

"Fufu, okay, I lost, let's play later." Ah Shu suddenly ran away. waved his hands.

Hearing his words, especially the last sentence, "Brother Tuan" immediately grabbed hold of him excitedly: "Have you enjoyed it? Also, you must be trustworthy in life, and come to play often in the future. I will personally teach you how to be a man ! The Man in Superman!"

Ah Shu smiled wryly, cast a look of kindness full of strange disdain, and sneered, "Forget it, I don't even know if you're a virgin, but you still want to teach me to be a real man? Please, I'm no longer a virgin." !"

Superman burst into laughter off the court. This is the only weakness of "Brother Tuan".

They won't let it go. in the audience. Many spectators who like to leave early prepare to get up. Hearing this, he still...smiles.

"Brother Tuan" didn't think so, he took women's sex very lightly. He smiled to the surrounding supermen: "I am not a virgin for a long time, let alone hundreds of girlfriends now. But there is absolutely no our eldest brother, dear A Shu, oh no, now it is Brother Xinyi and his grandma who want to marry A wife almost sold herself!"

"Hahaha!"

...

"Gentlemen and ladies, and children who want to sleep, tonight's Boxing Championship is coming to an end. But don't worry, tomorrow is the selection of a new Boxing Championship. If you are a super life , if you like the safest and most effective exercise in the world, then please contact us and join us. We have the most effective and safest all-round fighting system provided by the Abdominal Brother Superman Boxing Champion Fighting Sports Company, And everything for free. Our phone number is..."

"Now, once again, our challenger is invited to get the most honorable authority of the boxing champion. And the gold and diamond belt of the superman boxing champion, and... friends at the scene, please don't leave in a hurry. We still have an incomparably rich random boxing The lottery draw... Friends in front of the TV, please stay tuned, we will conduct a random lottery draw for friends who just voted with their mobile phones in the China Alliance and posted on the official website. Thank you for your support!"

"Now, let's invite the champion of the 17th Super Boxing Championship, the invincible boxing champion who has won the championship 17 times in a row, Brother Tuan to speak."

The handsome host finished his speech eloquently and fluently. After all, ordinary people must be quite tired from watching from afternoon to night.

"Brother Tuan" is very qualified. After all, the heart is a real adult, so he took the microphone, and quickly said: "Thank you for coming. Thank you! It's getting late, so I won't say anything else! Finally , Does anyone else want to challenge me? If you succeed in the challenge, you can take away my championship reward. Or, join tomorrow's Super Boxing Championship, prove your strength, hone your skills, and walk in front of me step by step, and then ...Kill me!"

He just said something similar to the ending of the advertisement.

At the scene... There is absolutely no one who can handle him. He is a real master in boxing fighting. And... Relatively speaking, his physical strength is also one of the best among the brothers with abdominal muscles.

Otherwise, no matter how skillful you are, there will be no suspenseless, seventeen-time consecutive champions without folks offering gambling.

The audience applauded in a very qualified response. Including the children who are already sleepy after watching the good show for a long time.

Hurry up and draw a lottery, the prizes... Hey, it was impossible to dream in the old days. The best prize is the genius brain pills, and the second is the opportunity to practice Hama Kung Fu—of course it can be resold. The current international price is one win...a five million prize.

In this world, the Huaxia League lottery and other taxes are very low, and they are paid by private lottery companies, so five million yuan is five million yuan.

"Here I come! Tuan, I want to challenge you!"

A figure suddenly jumped down from the auditorium above with a strong gust of wind.

Of course, Ya is a super life, otherwise...he would not be able to make an incomparably coquettish moonwalk: falling step by step as if stepping on the air.

Each layer has a large amount. And it was a smart shot of high-definition footage that immediately captured the man's moonwalk.

The auditorium burst into laughter... The people around the world in front of the TV quickly sat back on the sofa. Or call the boss to continue to serve a glass of wine - there is another good show to watch.

And everyone's eyes lit up, this time... "Brother Tuan" is in trouble.

That's right, this coquettish guy turned out to be brother-in-law's brother-in-law, the most famous... guy among his relatives.

Of course, he is also the strongest guy. He doesn't know what to do all day long, and he doesn't know where to eat, drink, have fun and travel on honeymoon.

But I have to admit his strength.

No matter how humble he is, power changes position, and position changes attitude.

Medieval French kings and medieval serfs were treated differently when they were equal.

The former is...close to the people, benevolent...all kinds of good morals. The latter: "Burn this heretic!"

He, brother-in-law and brother-in-law, He Longhao is... a superhuman god with so-called "skills".

"..." Brother Tuan was silent for a moment. Then a pair of very beautiful eyes gradually produced an extremely excited fighting spirit-it is really boring and utterly boring to teach a good-for-nothing like Ah Shu!

I need stronger enemies.

And this guy is... a boxing rookie.

I have many opportunities!

It took He Longhao five minutes to dance from the air to the sand. The funny gesture made the nursing babies dispel their drowsiness and "giggle" one after another. The auditorium is... back to the moment of full concentration.

At the same time, He Longhao's "friend" is wearing an impeccable elegant and gorgeous suit. He walked over silently and charmingly, like a... at least the most handsome Mr. Superman here.

In the end, he leaned against the precious wood fence of an auditorium, smoking a very delicate "Demon" cigarette.

The back view, the posture... everything was so perfect that the scene and the women around the world in front of the TV... were astonished to the point of death.

***, the perfect hero in the most exaggerated love story is finally seen in reality!

Of course, it killed a lot of eyeballs in seconds - of course, the admiring eyes of various women, and the hidden eyes of men with extreme contempt - what are you pretending to be, the luckiest gambler in the world!

He Longhao's pair... Now people all over the world know that they used some kind of treasure and are extremely beautiful. Under the bright light of the battle field, they even reflect the light source. Their eyes are like extremely beautiful gemstones. Seeing the extremely excited posture of "Brother Tuan", they started Be very, very tactful around him.

He smiled wickedly, and his whole body was also very advanced. The extremely elegant and gorgeous clothes are a few centimeters above the air, covered with very crystal clear ice visible to the naked eye—"Wow... Mom, magic, I want it too!"

"I want, I want, I want!"

Seeing this, the little kids made a fuss. Adult women also cover their mouths or are deeply amazed, so beautiful...

In a few seconds, an artistic ice glove appeared on He Longhao's hands, but it was the shape of those huge mechanical gloves, at least half a meter in diameter...

Brother Tuan smiled wryly: "Please, you can't use skills, how can I hit you with such a big ice fist?"

He Longhao said with a smirk: "Please. Do you know how valuable my clothes are? Come on, come on, it's just a pair of ice fists, and you can also wear gloves. I know the rules, and I will never fly. Hmm Mmm, here I come!"

"Oh yes. Eat my fist! Ice Prince's... Pegasus Meteor Fist, Fist of War!"

"Boom!" The speed was too fast. Brother Tuan had to block the matter. The moment he was hit by He Longhao's ice fist, the excitement in Brother Tuan's eyes turned into... panic...

Then……

Ah Shu sighed, he finally knew how Brother Tuan had controlled his strength to beat him crazily just now.

"Oh oh oh oh... ten thousand punches! One hundred punches!" He Longhao fought into a storm, and the slow motion couldn't tell the difference...Many mothers quietly covered their children's eyes, and couldn't bear to see...so much A scene with a sense of gap: the invincible boxer becomes a real sandbag.

"Stop the idiot, he surrendered!" A few minutes later, Situ Haoran finished smoking a cigarette, flicked the ash and threw away the cigarette end, and said angrily.

It's very tragic... The faces of the other supermen are sad, and damn it, this bastard He Longhao has entered the "excitement mode".

He's messing around again!

Everyone knows this... The bastard used to care about you as long as he was happy!

Elder, he dares to burn the firewood that grandpa picked up so hard!

And only his sister in his family will take care of him. Father He Longhao can only... Show off his strength and easily make a firewood pile that an ordinary man needs to work for a few days.

"I didn't hear it, I know he's strong enough! Is it Brother Tuan? Fight like a man! Here I come, 10 million punches, this is... the anger of the people! This is... the Soviet soldiers of World War II ...a man's iron fist."

He Longhao became more and more excited. He beat Tuan Ge to the point of being submerged by the airflow of the huge ice fist, the sand on the ground was blown away, and the super strong nano-material ground also left deep footprints of Tuan Ge's "mighty and unyielding" .

The audience and the superhumans...can't bear it, the real...abuse!

"Okay!" Finally a fiery energy split down from the sky, ending this... tragic beating.

He Longhao hit a pair of huge ice fists in the middle of a storm-like airflow in the flames.

The huge ice fist that slammed Brother Tuan without any damage was easily melted by this energy that was just like sky fire.

And the rest of the energy burned He Longhao screaming, but judging by his expression, he knew that he was definitely pretending - Situ Haoran and the psychobehavioral expert in front of the TV immediately knew that this kid was pretending to be injured again in order to get... the sympathy of Brother Abdominal.

Then a combination of white and emerald green light seemed to fall on the scene in an instant, and He Ming, who rushed over immediately after the operation, was immediately welcomed by all kinds of overwhelming cheers, applause, etc. from the audience.

"Abs brother!"

"Pray for the toad!"

"Long live my abs, long live, long live!"

"Good evening everyone!" Waving to the audience above, He Ming looked at Brother Tuan, who had a bruised nose and bloody nose and mouth, and said, "Second brother, are you okay? This guy is an asshole, don't blame him Him."

Brother Tuan waved his hand and said, "It's okay, it's okay, he's very measured. These hurt small things."

He Longhao smiled "hee hee" and winked at Brother Tuan, "Brother, I don't want any rewards, but you are still the champion, um, like, your Yida? Have you bought Yida recently? Hmmmm, let me first Let's go, it's time to sleep!"

After all, with a "swish", he exited directly from the hole where he could see the sky above, and it was also the hole where He Ming came in and escaped.

But when he flew outside, he smiled triumphantly, "It's really cool to smoke people legally. Hehe. I have the opportunity to smoke a few more times."

"Well, I should go too. I'm going to get married again. I don't want to take the two of them to Xiaohao's house." He Ming said with a slight smile at the supermen, and then turned to the audience, "How difficult it is to make a country prosperous." "The ground said loudly: "I'm leaving, thank you for your attention to this event. Then, today's on-site random lottery will become a prize for everyone. Everyone has a chance to practice Hama Gong! Everyone has a share, including the baby um, bye."

After finishing speaking, there was also a "whoosh", and he rushed into the moon sky and disappeared, hiding his merit and fame in less than a minute.

"Boss, wait for me!" Situ Haoran flicked off the butt of the second cigarette, followed He Ming and disappeared into the air.

The scene has turned into a sea of ​​joy... Make a fortune, make a fortune! Little kids are human beings, and babies are human beings too, so everyone has a chance!

They won't mind if mom and dad use this opportunity to improve their lives first!

Five million! Five million!

"It's really domineering..." Brother Tian was speaking, and it was the first time he saw such a peeping face, and it was such a... miserable "Brother Tuan", and he immediately... smiled with a deep sense of merit and fame.

"Hey hey hey hey... bastard, you beat me so hard in the past, retribution!"

When Brother Tuan looked over, he quickly put on a sad expression...

Ah Shu felt no pain at all, and could go back to see his wife's face—if she hadn't watched the show.

In his heart, he was against brother abs again... flattering, he is indeed a great man.

He Ming knows that he must be dumbfounded by his thoughts, please, just give benefits to maintain the status of a great man.

In modern society, if you don’t give carbon-based monkeys some fruit rewards, you still expect loyal flattery to flow like the water of the Yellow River...

PS: The first update. (To be continued..)

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