Chapter 1037 The New Year's Eve on a Snowy Night

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He Ming didn't take it seriously, that little devil was nothing more than that, saying that his protagonist was just in an ant's nest.

If he's potential enough, well, he'll meet Angels and Robots soon.

"Congratulations...you have become the seed player of Shanmeng..."

What if it was replaced by an ordinary indigenous planet? It's a pity that even if you have the potential of a powerful supreme being, you don't have the essence of a large number of powerful gods and demons. If you want to upgrade, it won't take trillions of years to count you as a kid... His mother is the protagonist of the local universe!

That's it, he is the protagonist of the universe, at most he is... the captain of the little devil's transportation team.

If the earth finds so many...great treasures, He Ming doesn't have to jump the Huangpu River, but the Earth Real-time Monitoring Department of the Earth Management Bureau can jump.

...

"Oh oh oh oh...is it cool? Is it cool? Remember, the first requirement of being an emperor is to have more girls, a big harem." Pulling Ali out of "heaven", when he was in a hurry to get dressed , He Longhao once again "speaks earnestly and sincerely".

Afterwards, He Longhao looked at a list handed in by a group of operators after bowing. There are all kinds of expenses on it, countless.

Of course, everyone knows, including the operator, that even if the three mobile vaults don’t pay, there are countries that want it, and there are so many big shots who rush to pay at the first time—if there are not so many big shots competing, then there must be a big shot Pay in advance, including all consumption, even if the Shinjuku area is blown up and the abs brother Longxin is happy... nothing else.

"Oh, fucked 132 bitches? Well done. Glory to your nation, believe me, all your ancestors. All the ancestors of your nation fucked more pussies than you alone He Longhao praised him very much, and nodded at Ali, "We must keep this excellent style and create a great record that cannot be surpassed. From now on, no one can surpass your record. Well, so this is just the beginning, Now let's go back to sleep, or else. If you relax yourself, we will send someone to take you home?"

"No no no, God! I'm leaving now!"

Ali was still a fifteen-year-old boy after all, and asking him to stay here alone...was scary.

"That's good... I'll pay the bill." He Ming continuously took out hundreds of stacks of "one million yen" to pay the bill.

Ali spent about 250 million yen.

The main list is an abundance of top ingredients, top wines. And the best girls in the neighborhood were called over.

Many hostesses don't sell themselves at all, and now...they're wearing carbon-based monkeys instead.

However, Sao Nian is too aggressive, and many chicks will quit after working for a few minutes. Tears flow more than love water.

Not only that, many chicks eat and drink for nothing and get a lot of benefits. Also... a girl gave Ali the latest Huaxia mobile phone, which recorded a lot of... girl's phone number, it is said that it is fun to post back...

Of course everything is spent on it.

How can you make money selling them? Even if you are crazy in love, you have no money. [ ]

"Okay... come and play next time. But next time you will come by private plane, you won't be home in a minute... The wind train! Let's go!"

"Boom!" He Ming waved his hand. The four disappeared into the sky in an instant, not only that. Considering that Ali wanted the tools to deal with those supplies, this "gale wind" ransacked a large 100-yen store of a famous chain store as it passed through Tokyo... There were a lot of cheap goods in it. It is also very complete.

The strong wind directly destroyed the roof, piercing through five floors in a row, but no one was injured. The boss's family who were still sleeping were stunned and screamed, watching helplessly as the strong wind ransacked their family.

Just when he was dumbfounded and turned to cry, a huge golden nugget was thrown down and smashed on the ruins, and there was a huge Japanese saying: "Mortal, God needs your goods, this is your supreme God will pay for it, no more change. Two hundred and fifty kilograms of gold, you fucking deserve it!"

Of course He Mingcai doesn't care how people can get 250 kilograms of gold?

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"The Ottoman apostle is back! Oh oh oh, it's... the countless supplies of the gods!! It's great, it's great, it's great! God, woo woo woo... It's great, give us some!"

I returned to Ali’s tribe amidst the cheers, and the local time just gradually entered the night time. However, natural lighting methods, such as burning dry and hard feces, and some "precious" wood still provided a lot of warm light.

Seeing that the strong wind had extinguished a lot of light, everyone raised their heads, and sure enough, the gods and Apostle Osma came back.

And... I love the gods to death! It really evolved from a primitive tribe to a developed industrial tribe overnight!

"This is a cash check of 10 billion yuan, the most valuable currency on this planet. You can use it in major banks in Asia and Europe, and change it to your bank card. It is the first step God gave you to dominate funds .You do your job and we're leaving."

As if people on the ground thought it was a sacred object grant, He Ming gave Ali a cash check of 10 billion yuan... Then he safely dropped all the supplies, piled up seven or eight "big mountains" again, and sent a beam of light to Ali .

The three of them went away again, and not long after, the gust of wind savagely crashed into the ground, and soon turned into a raging underground gust of wind.

"Goodbye, God! God! I will do my job well!"

Just when Ali stood still on the familiar ground, the "big guy" shouted to "Typhoon" with tears streaming down his face.

Seeing his loyal appearance, He Longhao decided to find someone to have fun with when he had time.

This time... the fart is not enjoyable, the married man is too miserable, and the land of Africa, the Kingdom of Thailand and the little devil are not happy.

Next time I'll go...the local area is cool, don't pretend to be too professional.

Then, Ali was surrounded by... mother, younger brothers and sisters, and a group of little kids, and more, guys who usually slept already and now their eyes are so bright...

They were so happy that they danced directly, not afraid of being crushed to death and threw themselves on the mountain of materials. [ranWEN]

Ali, who has seen the world, has become much more generous... This little material doesn't matter anymore. The result of a few minutes of looting by the gods...

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An hour later, Ali was lying on soft sheets from the 100-yen store, spread directly on top of a pile of rice bags—the house completely surrounded by supplies.

Surrounded by gleeful, crazed fools determined to spend the night... searching for supplies like treasure.

"Hey. Hey, hey, brother! Brother, what did God take you to do?"

The younger brothers and sisters who were almost surrounded by toys and delicacies asked curiously.

Will Ali tell them? You don't understand! Absolutely will not understand!

"Let's talk about it tomorrow, I'm tired!" Ali smoked a high-end cigarette proficiently, just learned it, and then closed his eyes to recollect it... Pa Pa Pa Pa, really... I can't get enough of it.

Thank goodness. I still have a Japanese translator, so I can easily understand those Japanese comics... So, hurry up and continue to have fun by yourself... It's good to learn new knowledge.

For him, he didn't know or if he felt it. The incredible life of Little Superman is about to begin? At least, tomorrow there will be no need to herd sheep - just kidding, what to do with so many domestic animals? How can there be so much feed nearby? Only fed with precious food!

Ali quickly fell asleep amidst the mess of thoughts.

As for the "task" of the African emperor, I am afraid that no "god" takes it seriously except him.

This is life... all day fighting for supremacy. Do you want to learn Goujian? The wives have been taken away by others!

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"So much snow!"

Go back to the planet mansion. After getting off the space-time train, He Ming and his party entered a world of ice and snow, but it was an extremely beautiful world of ice and snow, so beautiful that He Ming's eyes lit up. Can't help blurting out praise.

I saw... the continuous huge and gorgeous buildings, the buildings of various perfect colors have now become an all-white snow paradise.

But it was very pleasant that the air was not cold. Many small animals are still running around in the snow without being affected in any way. And some water gardens have already emitted heat similar to hot springs. Many smart animals went to the hot springs first.

Such as the majestic perfect buffalo. Such as cute bear animals. They are all divine animals that will not be found on the earth.

He Longhao was surprised and said: "What's going on? Why is it snowing? Damn it, I hate snow the most. Father (himself, not his father) was killed by snow in the past."

Just as Situ Haoran was about to say something, suddenly, the sky became dark, and the red lanterns hanging on the tree lit up automatically. The next moment, a burst of grand fireworks like a rainstorm, slowly, from all directions, From near to far away at the same time into space.

The sky immediately turned into a very beautiful fireworks heaven.

The trio includes a large number of animals. Pets are shocked.

Immediately afterwards, there was a large number of children's cheers and jumps in the distance.

"Welcome home, masters. The most important Chinese New Year in Chinese festivals has begun." The soft voice of the central optical brain said in the air.

"Oh, it turns out that it's... Chinese New Year again! The time here... oh, it should be said that the real time is equal to the earth's New Year every 1.2 months! So, within a few days on the earth, we are going to celebrate the New Year again, which is really interesting What about the time, isn't the time here much faster than that on Earth?" He Longhao laughed, he loves Chinese New Year the most.

He Ming realized in vain, no wonder his family wanted them to go back quickly, it turned out that it was time for Chinese New Year again.

But for He Longhao's question, He Ming explained: "There is no speeding up. It's just that, as a metaphor, the earth and the real world are two flowing objects. It's just that the objects on the earth speed up ten times...so the objects The speed of movement is ten times faster. That is to say, we feel that the real time is very fast, but in fact it is only because the time concept of the earth is intervened here. The objects here have not accelerated. That is to say, at the same moving speed of objects, the earth is now It's been a year."

"Oh, I don't understand, but it looks amazing."

"You kid. Let's go, go to the reunion dinner... Wait, you go first, the old man needs to pee. I drank too much just now."

"Come together!" Situ Haoran yelled strangely. The boss... the little brother hasn't appreciated it yet. Is it with my little brother...

"No need, lest the two of you feel inferior..." In the end, it took too long to urinate, and Xiao Hao came up to take a peek... But He Ming also saw them. Immediately feel proud of the other party... Just look at the expression.

There is no regret medicine in the world.

From Earth to here.

However, the three of them were all very vicious guys who poured a lot of urine into the "hot spring". Otherwise, it would be bad to destroy the snow scene.

The animals are indifferent... Just kidding, who cares? And cast curious eyes, don't forget to be cute.

Then the three of them moved forward in big strides. Enter an indoor pool in the style of an ancient Egyptian building, the size of two average football fields. But even though the mansion on the planet is just a house, it won’t get lost. A light curtain will appear in front of every intelligent life in need, indicating information, usually on... such as pillars or walls.

At the end of the room is... He Ming's actual number one wife, Zhou Qingyun. She was wearing a dress that made He Ming's little brother roar like a tiger - so many little devil girls just now didn't make him excited for a second.

It was a classic big red Tang suit. The skirt is very short, tightly covering the edge of the thigh, and has a snow-white faux top fur that is dragged on the thigh as a long scarf for added cuteness.

Snow-white artificial top fur...and only artificial fur. Natural fur is a criminal product that cannot be used even if it is bought on the black market, so there is no market in this universe.

This is also for the protection of human beings. Because human skin will also become a commodity in this universe. When used legally... it is genocidal, exterminating civil war.

And the snow-white artificial top fur is not as white as Zhou Qingyun's thighs. Not to mention Zhou Qingyun's super beautiful legs are so slender and unparalleled... There are no stockings on them, they are completely white and deadly super long legs.

He Ming wished he could immediately become a qualified disabled person of 1.71 meters who would not grow taller before the Chinese New Year, so that he could throw himself under his wife's lap to see the infinite scenery.

Hurry up and hug Zhou Qingyun. Kissing the eldest wife's cheek fiercely, Xiao Hao and Xiao Hao raised eyebrows at each other, and began to open the light curtain to find their own eating places, discussing how to eat and play games quickly.

"Damn it. I almost forgot. There is an important program during the Chinese New Year. Fuck. Earth time is so fucking fast! It ruined my big business." Situ Haoran yelled, and He Longhao also sighed: "What a bad luck!"

The two have long been used to this kind of intimacy. And... a smirk that expresses fart? That's just a silly plot of a TV show.

"Come on, husband, change into this dress." Zhou Qingyun picked up the big red Tang suit that was cutely hidden behind her back. This is... the "uniform" for Chinese New Year. Without further ado, He Ming put it on quickly, and Xiao Hao was not behind, it was a kind of...necessary dress.

Because... there are too many festivals in the world of the dead, don't you see so many programs on the earth, fucking Christmas, red and white Valentine's Day... If it is changed to the world of the dead, it will be quite impressive, and the civilization of the fox clan alone has thousands Wan, all kinds of festivals are simply...incalculable.

Therefore, there are almost all festivals in a day, and if important festivals are on the same day, they must be highlighted by wearing festive clothes separately.

The unlucky He Ming married a fox family, and He Longhao fell in love with an alien true love girl... Sometimes he had to change clothes.

And relatives have all kinds of girls. Girls’ festivals are... anyway... In the world of the dead, it’s not a festival every day, but at least thousands of festivals a day. Sometimes you don’t know what to celebrate today, or what to celebrate. What, anyway, it's just eating, drinking and having fun.

Thank goodness, festivals with complex etiquette are just like Chinese New Year's Eve, and some royal family's sacrifices to heaven have nothing to do with... Brother Hangsi Abdominal Muscle's family.

"New year, parents, sisters, wives, relatives and friends, hello everyone (I also want to say, happy new year everyone!)."

After saying a word of nonsense, the benefits of having more ancestors came out: the ancestors started chattering nonsense, and they went to eat, drink and have fun.

Although he drank a lot of wine, all the drunkenness disappeared easily with his instinct, and He Ming's stomach was empty again, and he quickly "attacked" all kinds of delicacies.

Because there were too many things to socialize with, He Ming just stood up and ate. The venue was very lively, with a lot of little kids and pets dressed up in festive colors running around. He Ming's wives either dressed up in festive looks, or it happened to be an important festival of the vixen clan, the day of the birth of a famous silly bird.

Just like...the date of the birth of God in Christianity—of course, Christians on the earth need to "die" to know the birthday of God.

Therefore, the vixen wives are also dressed up as... "holiday uniforms" to seduce.

But it wasn't another New Year's Eve, and the obvious scruples of his wife's belly, He Ming had already jumped on it.

If you are proud of life, you must have sex, and of course the Spring Festival counts.

Good poetry, really good poetry!

ps: The second update. (To be continued..)