Chapter 1038 Can the Flower Heart Be Infected?
Then there is eating and drinking everywhere, everything is unimaginable for ordinary people on earth. The huge feast is held in a series of buildings covering at least a few hundred square kilometers. The participants are all super handsome guys, big beauties, and super cute girls .
Oh, and there are quite a few new babies born into great families. The light that appeared for the first time on this important festival...surpassed...a certain ab muscle brother who wholeheartedly serves the people.
Wherever they go, there is a scene... screaming, falling in love, vying for hugs... a lot of loli are just giving up their abs and screaming to run to the baby.
He Ming was "very fortunate" and heaved a sigh of relief. It's fine if the wife likes the kid himself, the old man is really not suitable for the role of blaming uncle anymore.
Finally, there are countless cute or handsome pets, as well as other legal residents of the planet who have come uninvited.
Among all the lives present, there is almost no "old" life, all of them are flawless "young lives", life functions, etc., are permanently fixed at the peak of life.
So... As for intelligent life or animals, He Ming can only judge one or two from the temperament brought by the other party's deep, elegant, and profound years.
Of course, he can know at any time through the central optical brain how many years the other party has lived.
Of course, Xiao Mazi Kangxi would never yell here: "Please God, give me another five hundred years~~" If he had yelled in history...
In the richest, most beautiful and most luxurious dreams on earth there will be no present moment. He Ming has a lot of feeling that life is like a dream. He needs time to accept many things...slowly accept, change the environment of life, accept everything, everything that cannot be measured (cannot be calculated).
He has a feeling. He is heading towards an unprecedented...a great era, maybe he has surpassed greatness, and is in an era of "incomparable greatness", but...his mentality has just evolved from not being able to afford KFC's hanging silk to...one who can only eat, drink and have fun What about the rich second generation?
Oh, it's the rich generation. This rich generation is a bit weird.
It seems that under all the radiance, he still stays in the incarnation of a rich ant smiling at the struggle of the ants.
But...don't mind him, the meal has to be eaten in one bite. The road... If you are not the King of Superman, you have to go step by step!
Therefore, pretending to be coercive has to be done step by step.
"Hehe..." Shaking his head,
Inadvertently, when He Ming walked near the banquet of the Ying family, he was surrounded by enthusiastic super handsome men and beauties.
So I will eat, drink and have fun with the guests from the British family who I don't know at all. Due to traveling, sightseeing, and undergoing superman surgery, etc., all the Ying family came to the mansion on the planet. Including many, many... relatives, relatives of relatives... There are many, many, all relatives and friends who are related to the Ying family, including their important figures.
That is, your grandpa's grandpa's grandpa's grandpa's concubine, concubine's parents, brothers and sisters, offspring -- so, in this world, "relationship" experts are as good as physicists on earth. You know exactly what he's doing, but you'll never be him.
It can be said that a "god sister" makes a great family.
Anyway, for the abs brother. It doesn't matter, the operation in the world of the dead is so fast that the earthlings will waste a little time at most.
And in order to please a god-sister, he must have the courage to use his strength to serve wholeheartedly.
"?!!" Inadvertently again, looking past the super handsome guys and beauties, He Ming saw that his beloved god-sister had a displeased face and was eating in a muffled voice at an empty dining table. A group of super beauties ran over, and the dignified abs brother made a flattering smile, stepped forward and asked softly, "Guest officer, what's the matter with you? Do you have any requests? Tell me something unhappy." Let's have fun."
"Oh...go. Hate..."
The sister-in-law is wearing basically the same "New Year's dress" as here, and also imitated the dress of He Ming's wives and many super beauties, showing a pair of snow-white deadly super beautiful legs, wearing nothing on them, under the big red dress There is simply nothing to say. And these fucking super beauties also wore high heels on their flawless and slender feet. Usually a very attractive red. And the socks are lace-like purple full of ladylike temperament and so on.
So...you can tell how straight a certain "little two"'s eyes are...
And she is not pregnant, so He Ming can do a lot.
Seeing Yingqun laughing and pretending to be upset. The touching appearance of the super beautiful woman's sister made He Ming want to punish her on the spot - she has not had sex on the snow yet.
There is no difference between having sex on the snow and having sex in the depths of the extremely cold Styx, and they will not feel the cold at all.
A supreme and holy potential; the potential of a powerful god and demon, how can he be so easily hurt by the environment?
"Hey...what's the matter, baby? Well, where are your family members?" As he spoke, he sat anxiously on the luxurious gold-red chair beside Yingqun, selectively blinding countless eyes nearby, and then Trying to touch the snow-white and fragrant catkin of the god-sister, the other hand immediately and decisively touched the snow-white thigh of the god-sister, which happened to be placed on the edge of the skirt.
The split design allows the owner of the magic hand to penetrate between the thighs effortlessly.
"I hate it!" Yingqun looked at it for a while and then lowered her head shyly before finishing it - the eyes of all kinds of ancestors are really... shy! And it is impossible to tell what kind of ancestors they are their own ancestors.
Angrily slapping off a "devil's palm" that was getting worse and worse, Yingqun continued to whisper softly: "Don't mess around. Also... Mom and Dad have gone away, and brothers and sisters-in-law... are all to blame. You, little villain's pervert style has affected my brother and Brother Bosen, so now neither of them celebrates the New Year here. Fei'er (Yingyang's wife) is crying in the room."
He Ming was taken aback, and hurriedly said: "No way? What do you mean? I don't understand. You should know. Your elder brother's three brothers and I can't get along with each other. They are tall, handsome and rich, and I am Diaosi , I serve the people wholeheartedly, and they serve the RMB. So, there is no...fate."
"Puchi..." Yingqun couldn't help laughing again, and nodded He Ming's eyebrows in embarrassment, and said angrily, "Please, you said it the other way around: you are serving the RMB, while my brothers are serving the people."
He Ming pursed his mouth and said: "The carbon-based monkeys who live on the earth called the people know the ultimate truth. If you ask any carbon-based monkey fairly, they will proudly pat their chests and say loudly: Brother Abdominal is for the people. Service! Learn from Brother Abs. Serve the people wholeheartedly! Hu Bosen? Haven’t heard of it? Comparing with Brother Abs? How is it possible?!”
Seeing what he said was funny, Yingqun wanted to laugh again... After a lot of effort, she suppressed her smile - she didn't want to lose her composure at the juncture of Chinese New Year!
Grabbing He Ming's face and rubbing it back and forth, and coquettishly patting away He Ming's "reward" for trying to rub his beautiful buttocks back and forth. Yingqun said sternly: "Okay, family ugliness should not be publicized, anyway, it's fine if you understand it. Let's eat."
"No problem...? Why is there something under the table? Let me see."
He Ming nodded, just picked up the crystal wine glass to drink, suddenly...a feeling hit his...left calf.
That hot sticky feeling... reminded him, yes, he remembered, he felt... like stepping on a big pile of hot cow dung in the countryside when he was young...
Now that same uncanny feeling hit his absolutely regal... trouser legs. And then there was a pair of... small hands that should be fleshy and warm, rubbing vigorously on his silky trousers and clothes.
To be precise, it should be... wipe your hands.
Immediately lifted up the bright red tablecloth full of dignity, "I'll give you a lung!" He Ming really saw a group of... chubby kids hiding under this dining table, munching on all kinds of food. One of the little fat boys threw a large pile of cakes on his trouser legs and was now wiping his hands on his trouser legs.
"Giggle..."
Not only that, seeing He Ming, the little fat man felt no guilt or fear, instead he raised his head and smiled triumphantly.
"..." He Ming swallowed a mouthful of water, he had nothing to say. In addition, it was the first time that he saw another world under the table. Not only could he pick food from the top as if picking food, and then send it down through the middle passage, but it was also designed like a fairy tale kingdom without any dull atmosphere.
So... it's one of those amusement parks for little kids.
It can also be seen from this that the world takes care of the little kids in detail. They cannot be forcibly integrated into adult society.
"Oh, you two are Yingyang's baby pair." He Ming rolled his eyes, if he didn't see a little loli next to the little fat man, and the eyebrows and eyebrows of the two were somewhat similar, otherwise he really wouldn't recognize it It's Yingyang's son and daughter.
"Quack..." The little fat man continued to eat and drink. He looked at him proudly during the whole process, and his eyes were: "You can recognize the uncle. I appreciate it very much."
"..." He Ming hurriedly retreated, returned to the "upper world", drank a glass of wine, and smiled at Yingqun: "Then below are my brother-in-law's two little kids? And... other little kids. "But the smile is quite stiff.
"It's a baby, Yingxiang is three years old, Yingmei is two years old, what kind of little kids. And the age of growth here is...very slow." Yingqun said with a look of dumbfounding, shaking his head, "I didn't expect that either. In this world... my brother is really such a flamboyant. It's all your fault, little pervert."
The old godfather of He Mingxue's movie "The Godfather" pursed his lips, but in a funny hooligan style, and then said innocently: "Heaven and earth conscience, it really has nothing to do with me. I really didn't mess with the three Hu Bosen brothers. What happened? whats the matter?"
Yingqun was already in a good mood, and said coquettishly: "Huh...you must understand. Also, you have a central optical brain, maybe you spy on everything on the earth every day, and you don't understand such trivial things. Keep eating, little one." goat."
He Ming was provoked by his god-sister... and the little brother dominated his brain again, and he smiled lewdly and said, "Honey, tonight we celebrate the new year, the two of us... spend it together, of course it's papapapapapapapa...papapa From the floor to the sofa to the big bed..." As he spoke, his voice became lower and lower, and the lewdness on his face became stronger and stronger.
Yingqun cast a coquettish glance, flirting and cursing in a low voice, "Stop talking, dirty little pervert...you think so beautifully!"
But the reality usually goes against the beautiful fantasy. Not long after, He Ming and Yingqun were taken away by He Ming's big and small wives, and they didn't forget to take away a bunch of little kids under the table. Crying out of loss.
Going back to the original seat, surrounded by all the beauties, eating and drinking, and performing various happy performances with the scantily clad, extremely sexy little wives, which stimulated the little brother... Roaring like a tiger, howling!
And the big and small wives have recently fallen in love with him. I heard that this thing is called... the romance of love, which in turn is romantic love, which is used to respond to He Ming's "famous saying": "Love is painful."
At this time, a man who was out of tune with the environment, a man with a frowning face, appeared in front of the huge dining table where He Ming and his wives were. He didn't speak, his name was Xue Hu, and he kept winking at He Ming: Come over and talk to me.
He Ming pretended to be highly myopic, so that he could see Xue Hu's face but could not see his eyes clearly.
Xue Hu couldn't bear it anymore, forced a smile on his face, and went forward to pull He Ming, "I'm sorry, brothers and sisters, let's talk about something with this gentleman first."
"Oh, no problem! Let's go!"
Xiao Hao, who was drinking happily, is a fat son who is "scourge" Ying Yang. Just now, the little fat man tried to let him climb a small cartoon donkey for a run, which provoked He Ming's wives and nearby onlookers, The vixen and other super beauties laughed from ear to ear.
The other one is smoking again, and continues to indulge in the online gambling in this world, with as many tricks... as there are plankton in the Pacific Ocean on the earth.
Because he wants to play a lot after eating, at least it is equivalent to an online shooting game for ordinary people during the Spring Festival.
So hurry up now...lose "some" money!
He Ming still wanted to see the little fat man's good show, and he had to repay the "cow dung" taste of his childhood just now, but Xue Hu pulled him past him almost crying, and the two came to There is a pavilion tens of meters away, and the edge of the pavilion is the beautiful Grand Canyon. The pavilions and the edge of the Grand Canyon, there are buildings in the Grand Canyon, as well as a large dining table.
The people on the huge dining table in the pavilion did not know where they went. I just ate some delicious food, and the mountain of delicious food has not been touched at all.
He Ming ate and drank here, and said casually, "What's the matter?"
Xue Hu cried with a sad face: "What a disaster." Almost crying out a word, Xue Hu hurriedly added: "Brother, today you will help us no matter what."
"Commander, please tell me." He Ming "intuitively" knew something was wrong with Ying Yang and Hu Bosen even before they came to the reunion dinner.
Of course, a loyal central optical brain has already reported the relevant simple content to him-Yingqun said just now, with the central optical brain, you will know sooner or later; if you want to know, you will know.
But... He Ming, who has already been "omnipotent", patted Xue Hu on the shoulder earnestly, looked at him with "how difficult it is to make a country", and said emotionally: "Brother, it's just picking up girls. As for... are you crying so much?" ? Comrade Nietzsche, the spiritual leader of the German chariot, said: Love is on the road! Only women cry, no men cry. Also, do you want to see women? Don’t forget to bring a whip.”
Of course, He Ming selectively ignored what Nietzsche said. He's like some guy who messes up and adds famous quotes of his own creation to the encyclopedia... wicked.
Similarly, He Ming also selectively ignored...Comrade Nietzsche himself was not only a dick, but also had failed in picking up girls, and he was so painful...weeping.
Just play the most popular demon game on Earth... In fact, history is really sad and respectable.
ps: the first update. (To be continued. If you like this work, you are welcome to vote for recommendations and monthly tickets. Your support is my biggest motivation.)