Chapter 1027 Learn From a Hangover? It Is Good! Go Have Fun

He Ming came to the earth this morning【】The reason for being so "hardworking" is because June 1st is coming soon—of course, I don’t want to go to various places to see children on Children’s Day, for example, the little kids in the orphanage wrote more letters hoping When the time comes, the great man with abdominal muscles will go to see others, touch their heads, and give them some gifts that are no longer rare

That day He Ming will go for a show, but... the most important thing that night is to get married, to marry one of the most important people in his life, his dear cousin

So I came to Earth with my father so early today, together with Xiaohao and Xiaohao, who lamented my hard life, went to He Xiaoqian's house to propose marriage

As a matter of course, He Longhao's parents, who are smiling, have already arrived at their mansion on the earth ahead of time, followed by the elders who have been laughing like a flower for a long time... The same young and beautiful group of people is really weird

Then there is a more complicated etiquette process.

Then that night...maybe after dinner, the father-in-law and mother-in-law have returned to a certain world now, and He Xiaoqian is... worried about the impact of the earth ten times faster on the baby's growth, but went through a procedure when the time came, and then even had dinner I went back without eating

But He Ming still can't forget the expression on the face of his beloved who is about to marry him

Thinking about it now, he laughs out loud

What could be happier than the present heart? Once upon a time, he prayed that his cousin would always be by his side, so that he could live his life as a hanging silk peacefully, without any resentment, and then... die calmly because he no longer has any regrets in his heart

It’s like the goddess doesn’t understand that there are some hanging silks that belong to her. All they do is just want to stay by her side. Once she loses her... Then after a few years, the wound caused by longing will indeed be scarred by the indifference of the years

But the death of “human life” is only the beginning, and man will continue a life that is timeless and without any corruption

"Brother-in-law, you smile... so lewdly..."

Xiaohao and He Ming are already flying side by side under the charming moonlight. The posture of the two of them in the clouds of water molecules has already copied He Ming's lying down flight without hesitation. Brothers, relatives, and many people who are flying for the first time don’t even ask. A certain abs brother copied his exclusive flying method-maybe so, it’s very safe, there is... Mimi who can’t be said, oh it’s a secret... …

Seeing He Ming's smile, He Longhao winked at Situ Haoran

Situ Haoran continued to smoke calmly, many things can be done in the energy flow

"Mmmmmm,

What do you know... is happier than a dick getting a lover? "

"Ah, time flies, and the beauty whispers that the years are getting old, and the person I love deeply, where are you? I have waited forever and ever, can I get the person in my life in the end? Just for At that moment, millions of years of thoughts were burned."

A chant-like "affectionate" end to a freewheeling... love poem? Situ Haoran smokes and spits out a puff of smoke. The top cigarette of a certain universe remains intact in the energy flow and will not disperse for a long time.

Then he looked at He Longhao confidently, thinking that the latter must be frightened from ear to ear by his... art, his eyes were filled with almost terrified despair - I wouldn't kneel and lick with art like Brother Haoran

In the end...he saw He Longhao picking his nose contemptuously and his eyes were: What are you pretending to be?

"...idiot" Situ Haoran turned his head to look at He Ming, "Boss, how about my love poem just now?"

He Ming happily licked his lips and said, "Good poem, it's really a good poem."

"It's so lascivious that your hands are so wet... the translation is so lewd that you can feel it...or Sister Feng's hands are so wet." He Longhao beamed with joy after speaking, "this is called... a touching talent. After returning to the basics, you can get close to nature and live a common life. Art, art, art comes from...the folks, Diaosi, or should we go back to the folks, and go to your shit on Diaosi...is there a market?"

Situ Haoran can't wait to kill He Longhao on the spot, just like thinking many times

"You idiot, I admit that your IQ has dragged down the people of the earth, because without you, all the people on the earth have changed from smart people to fools. Thank you, you are welcome, you deserve it." After finishing speaking, in order not to let He Longhao speak , Situ Haoran quickly turned to He Mingdao: "Boss, shall we go home now? Otherwise, we'll keep flying down the earth?"

The home is of course the mansion on that planet.

Because of the perfect eternal life, so... the "dead" live together

Usually the name of the family is taken from the most famous person in the family, such as the Abdomos family, such as the Lu Bu family, or... Kangxi Xiaomazi's Qing Dynasty family

Therefore, it is unimaginable to betray the family, or be expelled by the family after doing enough evil things: a person can be lonely for ten thousand years, but he will never be lonely for a hundred million years

Don't you see the children crying and screaming without seeing their mother for a day? The eyes of the left-behind children are...frightening—underage killers

And the elderly are.... miss their parents blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

Just as He Ming wanted to speak, He Longhao's eyes, which were brighter than gems, flashed a...bad eyes, and he hurriedly said: "Brother, I heard about a movie, the stupid human movie I watched recently, hangover, also called drunkenness." Husband, now you are getting married again, and my sister and I are so good... people, so, in order to express our excitement, we will have fun on the earth and have a good time"

"Not bad, I really want to... just for fun, it hurts to pretend to be a giant all day long." He Ming nodded and said yes, he wouldn't pretend in front of his own people, that's crazy

Of course, Situ Haoran is not a serious person, and he said with a bright eye: "It's a good idea, but where are we going? Now we are flying to Central Asia, and it will soon enter the daytime, but Central Asia is still in the territory of the Huaxia Alliance. Not to mention, everyone will recognize it." Abs man, and then... oh oh oh oh"

He made an "ohhhhh..." expression, rolled his eyes and said: "Then the dead parents need us to save us and surround us, and it doesn't make sense for us to spend any more time... Don't mention the various Skynet systems of the Huaxia Alliance; Yeah alert robot system we don't have any fun at all"

He Longhao suggested: "Then go to Europe? How about the US emperor?"

"It's boring, the white world is very stable, it's not that simple for us to have fun: you drive a f***ing speed car, a bunch of idiots catch up and see the abs man... oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh Just died, soul is not born, please"

"Hahaha..." He Ming couldn't help laughing

He Longhao shrugged helplessly and said: "Please, be serious, don't be funny...then go... yes yes yes, Africa is what humans are... yes, Paradise Wild Paradise, a paradise for killers and thugs"

"What a paradise, it's...the future where people come." Situ Haoran rubbed his chin, "Yeah, let's go... you can go racing in the desert and then have a meal... Roasted whole sheep from nomads, just find some... Thug warlords , a lot of guys now, they...have done...a wholehearted and excellent service for the safety and a better future of the African people"

...

It gets dark quickly in the desert area. After four o’clock in the afternoon, the dim sun is already hanging weakly in the sky.

Of course, the southern region of a certain most developed country in the world has already entered the midnight after eleven o'clock

A member of the least developed country in the world, at the age of fifteen, he has already assumed the responsibility of supporting his family. Ali Osman is like the sun in the sky, driving more than a dozen sheep weakly.

The "flock" is also trying to find some food in the land where there is more sand than grass

"Terrible day..."

Ali said to himself dejectedly, it is really unlucky to meet more and more armed soldiers today, although they have precious discipline, they still took the fattest sheep for the price of... **** can only buy a sheep Five...or ewes

God, he really didn't dare to go back... His mother's tears, the eyes of his younger siblings, he didn't know how to deal with it

At this moment, this...fifteen-year-old boy who is not as strong as a ten-year-old Huaxia boy suddenly saw...three lights falling in front of his eyes

Then... His mouth gradually opened, what did he see?

The three giants wore a robe of indescribable beauty, as if the stars made up this very huge robe, and finally wore it on the three giants

A giant on the left sees him and says something and immediately a giant on the right speaks almost annoyed

Then, the giant on the left spoke a language he could understand. It was the first time Ali heard such a beautiful voice speak such a beautiful local language: Hausa, one of the three major languages ​​in Africa, the others being Arabic and Sri Lanka. Vasili has no country elected as an official language

"Understood? Do you understand?"

Ali nodded quickly

"Very good, boy, listen to me, the sheep seller: God has come and God has come to save the world! Kneel down, I will bestow...wealth, authority, power, and black African beauties with great skin"

The giant on the left opened its long arms that Ali could not believe. On such strong arms, there is also a kind of beautiful clothes that cannot be described in words, which has never been seen before.

"? You didn't respond? You...you saw God? I am God, we are God, we are... the three supreme gods of the universe, the level of the Creator, understand? Understand? RMB understand? Understand this?"

The face was turned in the hand of the giant who couldn't see clearly under the robe and hood, and some thick stacks of very beautiful coins appeared

Ali couldn't recognize that it was the most famous Huaxia Alliance, the world's currency

He shook his head hesitantly, trying to hide behind the sheep, and said weakly: "...I don't know..."

"...Idiot, you despise me, do you understand? Hmm, yes, you understand gold? Kneel down as a mortal, and you will be able to ascend to heaven. The authority, wealth, power, and beauties on earth are all yours. You just need to... ...Your kneel lick, this is...a covenant like God, we will meet each other on this planet, you will be the president of this country...By the way, what is this country called?"

"It's Niger." Seeing that Ali didn't answer for a long time, he just stared at...the giant on the left holding a gold nugget as big as...a millstone? That piece left Ali's head blank.

So the giant in the middle said the correct country name and his voice was very gentle, with some... cynical smirk?

The giant on the left was a little annoyed, and when he stomped his feet, there was a deep hole. He looked left and right, and saw a piece of land on the left that was about to be deserted, and it was estimated that there would not be much rain in a year. ,rain"

He punched out a piece of... bigger and bigger until it was... God, a huge block of ice that covered the sky

This huge piece of ice was sent into the sky by him lightly, and then Ali saw it with his own eyes. When the huge piece of ice fell into the sky, the wind and cloud immediately moved, and the dim sun was drowned by the wind and cloud. Amidst the loud noise, heavy rain poured down...

This rain is very... warm, and the flock of sheep who have been thirsty for a day and need to go home to buy water to drink immediately lick the rainwater hungry and thirsty

The sand that has been dry for a long time can't wait to swallow every drop of water immediately

And there's so much rain, it's like... the sky turns on the faucets everywhere

"Kneeling and licking mortals? This is your last chance, prove to me...fortunately, your loyalty and accompany...you will get everything"

This time, Ali didn't dare to hesitate anymore, kneeling? Little thing, he immediately "squat" in the rain

The eyes are frightened, the look of fear is gone, the joy of seeing the gods

ps: the second one is not finished yet to be continued)

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