Chapter 999 Dad's Honeymoon Trouble: Participating in the Wedding Banquet

Wang Zhaojun suddenly understood why Yu Ji, who hadn't seen each other for a long time, suddenly became enthusiastic, and came to him every day these days.

Because when the perverted "wolf" (also Ailang) left her to conquer another beautiful woman beside her, amidst the fierce impact of "crack, crack!...", she opened her dazed crystal eyes, and paused for a while. Panting, I saw the lack of focus gradually revealed in the other party's eyes and the joy of being satisfied with the abnormal desire to be satisfied.

Then... she understood everything.

People know that they...are still a piece of fresh and tender meat, so a certain pervert must come to find him immediately. Those who are on the scene can also join in, let the pervert chew his own piece of meat.

Afterwards, it is better to get the favor of sharing the pressure of the sisters.

But...seeing that Yu Ji's originally very sexy short skirt has been taken off to her slender snow-white legs; and an extremely sexy and huge buttocks are rising and falling rapidly on a certain...; the super life form's body is perfectly used Quality and control to have fun.

The twisting speed of the beautiful buttocks can simply stir up a gust of wind.

So...disregarding the image; or the so-called image has long been thrown out of the sky;

It's so...incompatible with her noble and dignified temperament and dress.

Wang Zhaojun stared at the incomparably charming buttocks of the other party and made skillful movements such as shaking hips, twitching, and rapid shaking, etc., and a pair of fat-skinned catkins reversed to hook the man's yellow, super strong and thick neck. Move her tender body to make movements that ordinary people cannot do, and put her big breasts on the man's equally naked chest muscles, and her lower body... shakes her hips and fucks more intensely.

If it were an ordinary monkey living on the earth, the lumbar spine would be broken immediately, and even the most beautiful woman would rush to the street with a scream, and spend her next life in a wheelchair.

As a result, the man's strong chest was pressed into a thrilling soft snow cake. The man looked down, and the man who was originally as happy as a mating male dog immediately began to tremble with a huge body, his expression was almost distorted with joy...

She knew that He Ming was going to have a good time again, and at such a fast speed, she couldn't help secretly feeling annoyed for no reason.

It was originally mine alone! I want it back!

So... until the two of them shoot each other's hormonal excrement caused by biological needs. Wang Zhaojun pushed away Concubine Yu, who was enjoying the aftertaste, and took her place by himself, and quickly learned her hip shaking skills... He Ming was even more delighted. He loves this kind of competition.

That's it, the joy is endless...

...

I don’t know how much time I had, but anyway, I ate and drank twice in the middle, and the average time between each session was about 20 hours. so. Equal to at least four hours from Earth. Then the contented, high-spirited, smiling man, the servant of the people who "rejuvenates the country through adversity", returned to the earth. It's surgery time again.

After finishing the work, I went back to my normal life, taking turns to accompany the wives whose stomachs became more and more obvious...eating, drinking and having fun.

Sleeping, eating and drinking, and occasionally feeding in the middle. I am dissatisfied with my desire, because the pregnant women have more beautiful breasts. The big and small wives warm milk or the plane drops a heavy rain to help clean the snow mountain.

Of course, it is indispensable in He Ming's heart. No, it should be the very palatable Yingqungan sister in the more noble consciousness of the little brother.

To be honest, even though there are so many "masterpieces" on the Internet and the four beauties of adult literature YY on the street, it was only after He Mingzhen got started that he realized that...it was not as "fun" as his Yingqun sister.

The virgin lover has to admit that sometimes love is so fucking real.

After more than a hundred hours like this, He Ming went back to move bricks halfway, but came back quickly after working for 20 hours, which is really boring. Without a central optical brain. Even with his own superintelligence evaluation workload, according to the current progress, it will not be impossible to complete in a few years. Or earth time. That is, it has been here for decades.

Therefore, He Ming is still determined to wait for his ace weapon to be repaired, and then bombard the opponent one by one - if the indestructible matter of the body can be destroyed by this attack... then it is still called indestructible matter?

...

Holding his beloved cousin He Xiaoqian in his arms, He Ming put one hand on the beautiful lady's buttocks, and the other on the ever bigger snow-white rabbit. Both hands are active. And occasionally kiss passionately amidst the fragrance from the cousin's panting red lips.

The real thing is to play games with thinking. In the light curtain is the People's Republic of the Ming Dynasty that has realized industrialization...In the Ming Dynasty, industrialization has been realized, and there are more than 500 million livestock alone. Developing from a pauper to the number one servant of the people in the party is really... full of sense of accomplishment.

When manipulating all kinds of rich and explosive content with thinking. The family communication light curtain that automatically pops up with unnecessary notifications appears in the light curtain.

On the communication screen is the face of a handsome young man. The background is... a picturesque, smoky southern water town style. That kind of exquisite and highly aesthetic scenery would never appear on Earth.

"You are?" He Ming, whose brain was dominated by his little brother, took thirty seconds to judge that this cool young man was his father.

But enough to make Dad go from smiling to annoyed.

Amidst the cousin's snickering, Father He hurriedly said: "Your father can't recognize you, you have no eyesight? My mother and I are on a honeymoon trip, and some relatives on earth are married to important people, so you have to represent our family." Participate. An important wedding must have a male representative, or an important representative. I sent messages to both of your older sisters. I don’t know if the second sister will go, but the eldest sister will definitely come to you. When the time comes, you and the eldest sister will go together .By the way, don't forget to bring Xiaohao, his dad has gone somewhere to have a good time recently. So, he is the representative of his family. That's it, goodbye."

After speaking, he disappeared. Because of He Ming, it is impossible to open the video communication between the two parties under such circumstances. So... He smiled sinisterly, old man, I will tell you, it happens that your daughter-in-law, the happy father and daughter you speak of, is in my arms, did you see everything?

He bowed his head but turned into an upright gentleman, "My dear wife, don't worry, your father and I won't ask questions."

Unexpectedly, He Xiaoqian snapped He Ming's nose in reproach, "I hate it, I have found so many mistresses on the earth, and found so many historical beauties here. He even said our father."

He Ming was about to cover it up, but he underestimated his cousin's... love for him.

It's all about a smile and a kiss.

So... the mood is bright and crooked again. It seems that wives who are alone are absolutely tolerant, because this is a good opportunity to express their maternal love, tolerance and true love.

Putting it all together is... troublesome! The little wife will also complain coquettishly. Unity is the end.

...

The big and small wives are all pregnant. The last time I got married, I just went to Earth in a hurry, and the toast was canceled on the pretext of "poor health" - would a ghost think that an ultra life form would be in poor health?

So this time He Ming can only go to the banquet alone, but he has long been used to it. Since the unknown Diaosi became a great man with abdominal muscles, all kinds of banquets have been held by relatives and friends from all walks of life. The most exaggerated one married fifteen concubines and held banquets for fifteen days in a row. It took half a month to give up.

It doesn't matter if it's an ordinary person who is already dead...Superman doesn't matter.

What's more, there is no relevant law in the country that can't marry too many concubines, but... just like the laws of the Middle East, you must treat your wives absolutely fair, otherwise you will go bankrupt if you go to the court for divorce.

And this kind of law has already spread to the whole world - because if a super life is forbidden to marry a concubine. People must be treasonous... This kind of law becomes bullshit before interests.

Women protesting? No problem, whatever.

But having said that, among those bustling banquets, such as...the fucking psychopath has built hundreds of buildings, and I need brother abdominal muscles to go, will He Ming eat it?

So up to now, He Ming has gone to some important banquets for tens of minutes to show his face. Eat and drink. The others are from Dad. Eating, drinking and merry-go-round all day long...respectable.

And now Dad is going on a honeymoon again... Hey, there's no other way, only Brother Abs himself.

Otherwise, if you don't give others face and don't give them wine, how can they drink your wine?

Be kind. Lilly and reciprocity is the kingly way.

But He Ming... is definitely a genius in EQ. Naturally proficient. So he immediately decided to take his old friend, his confidant Situ Haoran and Lao Lin to have a drink together.

Then those annoying stupid monkeys can stop harassing him. More... the waiting time is nonsense.

Old friend, younger brother, raise soldiers for thousands of days. Isn't it for this moment?

...

After notifying old friends and Lao Lin. After more than ten hours, He Mingzheng was playing with all his wives, big and small.

Because he showed off that he could hear the children,. It's so easy to tell gender and so on.

Indeed, I don’t know why, ya recently... His hearing has been soaring day by day, if he wants, God, he can hear the sound of a fly shitting 10,000 meters away!

"We won't listen! You dare say...we'll be mad!" The wives who wanted to keep the mystery didn't want to know the sex of the children at all. Although it only takes any high-tech scan to know.

He Ming knows that this is an insignificant manifestation of the great motherhood in the subconscious. Of course he wouldn't...even slightly hurt the wives.

So I skipped this section and said that the wives are interested in the voice, in fact... there is no shit, the second generation of abs brothers have not yet formed the most basic appearance.

But He Ming could tell by "hearing" the gender of the children in the future. And...the great joy of being reborn in Brother Abdominal's family (great power produces a sense of joy, that is to say, the second generation of Brother Abdominal is at least born from immortal life).

At this moment, hearing some voices, He Ming turned his head and saw the stunned elder sister and the handsome... "so-so" cheap elder brother-in-law coming in sweetly holding hands.

"It's time for my brother to go. It's 11:30 earth time, and the wedding banquet will start at 12:00. My relatives and friends have been there for a long time, so we're just waiting for our family. By the way, the second sister won't go."

Wearing a gorgeous but low-cut dress, the eldest sister was effervescent for the first time, but soon became annoyed by He Ming's very surprised peeking at her breasts.

The eldest sister understood that kind of look, "No way, you have such big breasts? Although I upgraded Lennon's appearance, everything. Also, why is Lennon dressed so... obscene?"

He Bing couldn't help gnashing his teeth, and kicked He Ming's thigh with his high heels regardless of his previous indifferent appearance. The latter immediately feigned screaming. The wives laughed together.

"Okay, don't waste time. Really. Dress up, let's go. Also, Dad said, call Xiaohao. His dad doesn't know where he is."

"Understood, okay, let's go, that's all. Hmm, take this blue diamond and pretend to be a nouveau riche." He Ming quickly went to take a large and luxurious desk, which looked like an oval blue diamond the size of a human head. .

This is the latest favorite...even among his countless collections of top giant diamonds, it is also one of the best masterpieces.

A meeting ceremony for a "future investor" who... was immediately flattered and met.

The various standards of this top-quality blue diamond have reached the top standards among Shanmeng. And it is completely natural, and more importantly, it has just been born for less than a month.

Brother Abdominal does not like "second-hand goods", antique jewelry and other collectible items. Now everyone in Shanmeng who wants to curry favor with him knows it.

...

"What? Are you going out to attend the wedding banquet like this?" The elder sister stopped He Ming who was about to stride across the gate. The coldness in the past has now become sweetness. She also has a much more cheerful personality (this is very important, otherwise the He family would not agree to their matter) with a very surprised expression on her pretty face.

He Ming glanced at himself, it was still the Pu family's urban coolie white-collar suit, but it had been washed many times (he doesn't like to wear new clothes). Then the sun was out and it was warmer.

And to put it simply, it's... a bitter, baggy, cheap-looking suit, which seems to be... right on such a tall and strong physique. If you don't agree to buy my promotional products or sign my insurance, I will rob you.

It can also be said to be the strongest white-collar coolie in history. Coolies of this physique could not be found on the old earth.

The shirt under the suit is also... a bitter farmer's showdown.

In the end, there is a pair of tattered shoes on the feet, although these shoes can be bought in a... galaxy in Shanmeng.

But... everyone knows that carbon-based monkeys definitely don't have that appreciation. Only... flattering because of Brother Abs' shoes.

In reality, the shoes were in the trash can, and all the monkeys immediately looked at them with disdain, and walked away holding their noses.

The big and small wives stepped forward to dress up He Ming one after another. Organize your hair. But then they all laughed coquettishly... It was so funny that they left quickly because they were afraid of hurting the child.

Because... no matter what. He Ming's outfit is really... so funny, like a loser of "sign an insurance policy".

Or go to an important wedding.

He Ming didn't think so, but... hurriedly pretended to be troubled and rejuvenated the country, and said emotionally: "The world is difficult. As a brother with abdominal muscles, I must save and live more economically..."

Before I finished speaking, when the cheap brother-in-law was about to laugh. The eldest sister interrupted: "Very well, let's go like this. Brother. I believe in your savings. The one day's food, drink, and entertainment expenses you save are equal to the living needs of people on earth for a year."

He Ming... Immediate selective deafness.

...

"What. Attending a wedding? I won't go! No, I'm still in the key dungeon where the Soviet Red Army invaded England. No, the second sister didn't even go."

The big and small Hao who were forcibly captured from the virtual game by He Ming became more miserable than the other.

He Ming played with the huge blue diamond in his hand, and showed a "friendly" smile, "I'm sorry, I didn't know that the dungeon was full of wars. But believe me, when I go back to that world now, I will make you two scream."

"Well, wedding receptions are my favorite! I love getting married because beautiful women love me."

Situ Haoran said something that he didn't understand but thought it was super philosophical, and proudly straightened his clothes, and was about to leave with He Ming. There's no other way, Boss...it's Boss.

With a sad face, He Longhao got up from the sofa full of snacks, and said "farewell to life and death" with the three girls who temporarily quit the game, trying to take the opportunity to change He Ming's mind.

He Ming just cast a contemptuous look, "Uncle, believe me, your father is not here, and your family will have a representative. It's not that my brother-in-law is cruel, but... I don't want to participate either, but if I participate, you can still Happy and happy? Come to your senses. Go to the earth for a trip, eat, drink and have fun for at most two hours."

"It's twenty hours here! The time in the game is even longer... Hey, get up, people who don't want to be slaves, form our flesh and blood into our new growth... You are the truth. Go!"

Before the singing was over, He Ming clenched his fist and came up, He Longhao hurriedly... from a hero to a sycophant.

But before leaving, He Longhao looked at himself, and immediately said almost to the air: "The smart butler (the function of the central optical brain) will change my clothes. I request...the best, most expensive, and most attractive interstellar prince to dress up! If The shoes are not made of pure gold, I am afraid that my mighty demon feet will be dirty."

Situ Haoran immediately looked at himself, and shouted in the same way: "Steward, the emperor of the universe is dressed like a madman! I deserve it!"

He Ming's wives followed one after another, as well as all kinds of beautiful foxes watching the fun. And the big and small girls at the scene laughed coquettishly when they saw the two of them being so funny.

Immediately, multiple blue lights fell. In the blue light, a top-dressed robot was sent over, after all, it was in He Ming's territory.

The appearance is an impeccable group of elegant women.

Changing clothes through the light curtain, Xiao Hao quickly... started to fight again. "Why are you like this! How could you choose to dress up as the interstellar prince charming like me?" He Longhao's eyes flashed a clever light while speaking.

Situ Haoran, who understood it, immediately agreed "annoyed" and said: "Hey boy, you dare to dress up as Prince Charming? I don't even look at you as a chubby, dark, bad boy a few months ago!"

"Damn it, what are you talking about, I'm going to fight you one-on-one—" He Longhao hasn't finished speaking yet. Others didn't see it through, and He Ming, who had a perfect EQ, immediately grabbed He Longhao, smiled at Xiaohao and said, "Don't delay the time. If you don't finish dressing me up, I'll grab you and go to drink now! Believe it or not , anyway, I believe it."

"We all believe..." Big and small Hao each sighed. Nodding with a mournful face, he quickly dressed up.

Everyone laughed together again, it was so funny.

The vixen's beautiful eyes are all... shining and looking at He Ming.

Brother Abs is "so smart", I love him more and more.

...

One minute later, when changing clothes on the spot, He Longhao changed into an extremely expensive pure white material, plus gold painting and other decorations to decorate the interstellar prince's attire.

It is also the latest noble fashion among the top of the Shanmeng. Without 100,000 gold dollars, it is impossible to buy this tailor-made clothes.

At the end, He Longhao also added a beautiful diamond halo on his head. As a fashion accessory - but it looks like this. Ya's appearance is very similar to... a god, still descending from Mount Olympus. Named Zeus? Long Hao? He.

Situ Haoran chose pure black as the main outfit, which is also full of the most advanced technology and looks like the emperor of the universe. So domineering... He Ming, who was standing aside, was simply a super idiot. But this super vulture is the boss...

In the end, Situ Haoran also took a beautiful and beautiful wheel of pure gold, which looked like a gentleman's stick. But the halo with He Longhao is... You can't get it without gold coins counting in tens of thousands.

Everything is the latest clothing and accessories. The handsomeness of the two immediately skyrocketed.

Zhou Qingyun looked at Xiaohao and He Ming. Can't help but say: "Husband, do you want to dress up? Haoran and Xiaohao both have makeup and hairdos, and you...hehe."

"No. Self-style is the most important thing. Remember, my heart is always more handsome than theirs! This is called the beauty of the soul. Ah, how many people admire your youthful and joyful moments, but I am the only one who loves your pilgrimage-like soul! By the way, And you guys, Allah loves you too! From body to soul!"

He Ming hadn't finished his sweet talk to Zhou Qingyun, but the faces of the other wives had changed color, so he immediately added them...

Seeing him transform from a talented and affectionate man into a embarrassed playboy, everyone laughed again.

After everything was ready, He Fang also came out from a light curtain, "quack"... with a smirk to see him off.

Big and small, you look at me, and I look at you. He Longhao picked his brows that were completely beautified by the top technology, showing an impeccable and perfect smile, but said in his mouth: "Hao Ran, I am indeed more handsome than you."

Situ Haoran's smile froze halfway, but he immediately spit out a sentence, "Thank you, but I don't accept compliments from neurotics and narcissists. You know, they usually talk ironically."

"Thank you, big fool, Ala accepts Lennon's daydream walking. You have to understand that they think that the other person is sick when they look at normal people."

The two talked in a noble style, smiling and spraying each other.

He Ming knew that the two were delaying time again. So he went forward and grabbed two bastards, one left and one right, and flew out in a hurry.

"No brother-in-law, my clothes, my clothes, let me go!"

"Boss, be gentle, I'm a handsome guy. I have immunity for handsome guys!"

ps: The third update. (To be continued..)