Chapter 1001 Loyalty and Bravery. Family Dog Motto?
"Let's go, um, um, it's over there, next to the hotel imitating the Pyramid of Khufu, in a Japanese-style cherry blossom forest. M" He Ming said, pointing to a place.
Everyone's eyes are full of majestic, domineering, graceful, and robot cleaners, guards, etc. (robot guards can be purchased by civilians, because they are programmed to not attack illegally.) landscape.
Finally, 70,000 to 80,000 meters away, in the north, at the end of a barren mountain that was forcibly flattened, there was only a huge pyramid surrounded by a garden.
The sky above the cherry blossom forest on the left is very lively, and there are various new fireworks being set off 24 hours a day.
Even though there are fireworks displays all day and night in Brother Ababs’ hometown, I don’t know which silly bird went crazy and threw hundreds of millions of fireworks for fun.
From day to night.
But...Obviously, there are such streamers, huge hot air balloons, and festive appearances in the sky above the cherry blossom forest, so you can't make a mistake.
This is today's wedding venue.
Of course, He Ming and his party only need to attend the official wedding banquet at noon. Xiaohao has already vowed to go after the toast... to get out of the way.
Immediately flew over, took a closer look, and saw... It was like a fairy tale, but it was a fairy tale in the style of an upstart.
On the ground, the cherry blossom forest is full of gold and jade. Under each cherry blossom, there are pure gold ingots, a large amount of silver, and various gemstones piled together, showing the wealth of the married family.
The latest Chinese wedding that has been revived in the great era has corresponding etiquette for the royal wedding of each dynasty.
That is to say, there are famous dances from various dynasties on various stages. And the modern Uranus superstar is singing hard, "If you have a brother, forget her!"
There are many pure white helicopters in the sky; and countless high-tech hot air balloons, all painted in festive colors.
The largest hot air balloon has:
"Eternal life and reconciliation! Give birth to a precious son early!"
"Congratulations to Mr. He Xinyi and Miss Zhou Ning..."
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"Tsk tsk... What a fucking idiot style." He Longhao looked at a huge hot air balloon, and asked with disdain, "Who is this guy He Xinyi? I have never heard of this person in my hometown.
Are elders getting married? Impossible, I won't come if an old man marries a concubine, let alone a brother-in-law. "
"It's Ashu." The elder sister doesn't need to count on He Ming's recognition of his relatives. He is very cold-blooded in some respects, and only knows about He Xiaoqian's family.
"Grass. Is that the boy? The only son of the main house. Before my brother-in-law showed his supernatural power, he was a nerd at first, and then a myopic walker at night... the unlucky ghost who broke his spine and became paralyzed. Our family concentrates on spending money. He spent millions of dollars. Several times of bankruptcy did not let this precious guy... Tsk tsk, he didn't even have a wife, so he almost wiped out the main house." He Longhao said with a hippie smile.
Among the clan, the main house is the most important. That is to say, it is passed down from generation to generation by the eldest sons—but the founders of the He family came here a long time ago because of escape and other reasons. Of course, in the world of the dead, they all belong to one family.
He Ming said thoughtfully: "Oh, it's that guy. I've seen him. A few years ago, my father was trying to find a way to borrow money, and then went to Songjiang with me. I thought he was going to go to my university. I didn't expect it to be To see a doctor. After all, it’s good to save my life with a broken spine... Now everything is fine, a superman king... Hehe, an official god is finally getting married."
"Isn't it...his grandma's, I'm going to get that nerd out later, my dungeon!"
"Our dungeon!" Situ Haoran hurriedly and He Longhao pretended to cry together. If He Longhao is unlucky, he is tragic... His name is the younger brother, and he can't help himself.
"Let's go. What nonsense. We don't have time." He Ming said the very happy words of the eldest sister who has become more and more cheerful and lively. Really, suspended in the sky to watch the excitement... You guys are fine, but my old lady is wearing an evening dress?
A group of people fell quickly in the energy flow of different colors, He Longhao said: "Go!" He was about to fall into the cherry blossom forest.
He Ming called him immediately: "Come back, we're going to go in through that passage. Sign to show that we've arrived."
"Then we still need to give gifts? A red envelope? Are we prepared?" It was the first time for He Longhao to be a family representative to attend a wedding, and it was still like this... a super troublesome wedding on a huge scale. There is no preparation at all.
Before He Ming answered, Situ Haoran proudly said: "Fuck that. We... mainly because our boss is here... the supreme glory! What more red envelopes do we need? Now we are all... huge rich people, red envelopes Not at all."
"Yes. There is no need to give red envelopes. Instead, many wedding banquets give red envelopes to other people. There are as many as hundreds of thousands of people." The eldest sister added.
So the pedestrian fell from the front passage. I was amazed when I saw it in the air, God, my god, near the passage is a red carpet with a width of more than 10,000 meters and a width that allows five buses to pass side by side. The edge of the red carpet is even more gorgeous, processed with pure gold and gold thread.
The degree of gorgeousness and the quality of the material, according to the cost of the old era, it is impossible to get it without billions of RMB. The new era is much easier, labor, materials, etc. are unimaginably cheap.
What surprised He Ming and his group was that there were countless crowds of people nearby, and there were all kinds of celebrities and stars in the inner layer, ranging from yellow people to white people, but it seemed impossible to get in, just some Celebrities come to gain fame and look for opportunities. After all, if you find a relative with abs, you will get rich. Investing in hundreds of millions of movies is an insult, starting from billions!
There are also a large number of media personnel, including the outer layer, who can pass hundreds of thousands of people just by looking down at them.
In the end, it is far worse than the people around. There are not tens of millions of tourists of all kinds. They gathered near a large number of landscapes before the passage, and wanted to see the largest wedding in human history before entering the passage, which was far more exciting than the wedding of Brother Abdominal.
The large number can refer to the number of heads in an area of several square kilometers.
From many people shouting "Brother Abs" and so on, He Ming knew that they must know the news that he was coming. Or it's my father, after all, my father is also a great man in the world. Don't say anything, the title of Brother Abs' father is everything.
Countless people quickly discovered them. After all, everyone knows that Brother Abs and his party will definitely not be like the other young relatives of Abs who show off, like the real stupid birds who can't fly, driving all kinds of new cars. The sports car rushed over, and it was still showing off its silly car skills in the picturesque parking lot covering an area of hundreds of acres.
All of them claim to be the gods of Qiu Mingshan - Abab muscle brother's hometown has a supercar track called Qiu Mingshan, all of which are copied from the track of the anime, and the champion is Qiu Mingshan's car god. But almost every silly car god crashed into Qiu Mingshan; came out of the fire unscathed. Climb the mountain back in a daze.
"Abs brother - oh oh oh! I love you so much! Let's sign an autograph and take a photo together!"
Before landing on the ground, only a few hundred meters in the air, the crowd went crazy... Enough of so many stupid birds. The Lord is finally here. He is not a groom, he is still dressed... plain and unpretentious, instantly resonating with the unemployed people from all over the world in front of the TV.
However... he is everything, he is the most handsome. The groom's hair is not as deep as his; the bride's career line is not as deep as his eyes. His smile is so sweet...
"Hello everyone...Thank you everyone!"
Landing on the thick, soft, and superbly textured red carpet, He Ming waved his hands at the expression of how hard it is to pretend to be prosperous. " expression. It's... getting used to it, it's a tragedy.
But the crowd doesn't care. Already in boiling mode. Thankfully, a large number of ultra life forms in the Internal Security Department are maintaining order. Otherwise, even if it is as high as three meters. Although the appearance is very cartoony, the robot guards that scare many children can't stop the impact of tens of millions of people.
Especially the men among them were the most excited: Damn it, we want toad skills! It hasn't been held for a week!
And the scene has been prepared for a long time, for the important person, of course He Ming is only one person, the leaders of other countries will not give face to this kind of wedding, you are not abs brother! People also want to celebrate when they marry a young wife. What does your marrying a real wife have to do with us?
So as soon as He Ming landed on the ground, a large group of little supermen came up to protect him. Super handsome, with a strong physique, either a devil's triangle upper body or a generous figure like a chariot, he immediately blocked the harassment of a large number of media and stars.
At the same time, in a passage, Chen Ziqi followed Lao Lin and his party to meet him.
"Welcome, Chief."
"You're welcome. Old Lin, you're here. And my sister-in-law. Hello Xiaolian and Xiaocong. I'm sorry to keep you waiting."
It seems that Lao Lin's family is already waiting for him, after all. They are his guests. Same as Chen Ziqi. He Ming decided... because Superman eats at a table with at least 15 to 20 seats, and the dining table is more than three or four times the size of an ordinary dining table. So... He used his own people to occupy his own table, so he would avoid all kinds of harassment and nonsense chatter.
"Brother Ming, hello... Big sister... Brother Xiaohao... Brother Haoran... You all look so handsome! This is the first time I have seen such... super beautiful clothes."
The brothers and sisters of the Lin family greeted each other and soon became fascinated by Xiaohao's clothes.
And... Lin Lian deeply admires the unique charm of the cheap brother-in-law. The stunning eyes flickered in the beautiful eyes.
This can be seen from the fact that various media personnel and female stars nearby are immediately fascinated by the cheap brother-in-law, who has... a real noble temperament, from the inside out.
He Ming called it the temperament of an old monster. It's the temperament of a ten thousand-year-old tortoise bastard.
Then, He Ming went to the crowd to sign autographs for some fans, and took a group photo one by one—the fans should not be left out anyway, their "incorrigible" love is greater than secret love.
And Xiaohao soon went to the media to show off in various ways.
Immediately during the global live broadcast, all kinds of professionals...especially a certain fashion master in Paris were immediately dumbfounded, there is such fashion art? This is mine! Plagiarize now!
But they also immediately saw... This kind of material must only appear in the top-level products that are currently unavailable in the top-level material manufacturer of Brother Abdominal Muscle.
It's incredible.
And at the scene, Hao Xiaohao made the media personnel and celebrities obsessed. This kind of dress is really super handsome...a real god!
Many male celebrities looked at the same... black suit for thousands of years, and immediately felt that it was not as good as wearing abs. There is a kind of... the beauty of frustration? No, look up at the beauty of heaven in the dark!
"Yes, yes, I went on my honeymoon! Yes, yes, I got the skill power from my brother-in-law, no more, absolutely no more, just a few copies. It's already been divided. Want me to try? It will kill me!"
"Let's back off, you try it? You must... let us and the people in front of the TV open their eyes! What is the power of skills, the power of a superhuman god!"
then. After some flickering, He Longhao, who had long wanted to be in the limelight, made a move before Situ Haoran, who was about to make a move. He suddenly clenched his masculine, powerful but crystal clear left hand, and then punched forward in a pretentious manner. Immediately... as He Ming turned his head in surprise, and with a bang, the frosty air immediately permeated, and many beautiful stars with thin and revealing clothes immediately backed away repeatedly...
Then in a few seconds, an icicle quickly formed with He Longhao's left fist as the center. It's getting bigger and bigger—then, there is no more, He Ming walked up to him with a blank face, He Longhao quickly put the icicle back with a flattering smile, and then said to the media: "That's it, and then the assembly will absorb everything nearby Moisture, etc., cause a large number of deaths. This is not the power of ordinary ice, but the super power of ice. For example, the combination of magnetic field, aura, etc. "
However, after witnessing the power of his skills, he saw brother abs coming over. The media immediately "rebelled", "Brother Abs, how did you discover such a skill?! Is it like the essence of life?"
"Other treasures. Adventure discovery. It's gone. Thank you everyone, we're going in."
After giving Xiaohao a wink, He Ming took the lead towards the main entrance passage, a pure gold-covered archway. There is a large group of staff over there to receive visitors. Then came...the most sensational He Ming family and He Longhao family's official signatures, which means that important people have entered the venue.
Behind the door is a garden with excellent cherry blossoms. The red carpet leads to the wedding venue at the end of the garden, and there are huge dining tables scattered throughout the garden. There are mountains of delicious food, as well as sofas for leisure, and a classical house with further functions, which is completely a classic royal wooden house for little devils, in which you can conveniently, change clothes, etc.
There are tens of thousands of people of all kinds in the entire garden, from well-known socialites to relatives of Brother Abab, as well as attendants of young relatives, attendants of attendants, and attendants of elderly relatives, a group of masters of deception.
Looking at this point can tell whether the other party is a young relative or an old elder.
And these people, even a large group of vajra gourd babies running around, the cute babies who are so happy are also dressed like adults... wish they could go up there armed with ten tons of gold.
Therefore, He Ming and his party can also judge whether they are their relatives from...the woman's beauty and jewelry. Because only relatives can be covered in fist-sized diamonds, or...fucking straight into a jeweled evening gown.
Seeing He Ming coming in, there was another commotion.
A few minutes later, He Ming "abandoned" the elder sister and her cheap elder brother-in-law without hesitation, and hurried away with Xiao Hao who was about to go crazy.
"Grass, almost crazy, so many questions, the silence is so dumb that Jindu doesn't understand. Just like in the past, every day when I wake up, I walk from one side of the mountain to the other, 'Have Xiaohao eaten?' I said no Just send a few...fucking potatoes, treat me like a pig!"
He Longhao said indignantly, He Ming nodded in agreement, and then asked Chen Ziqi, "My old friend, where is Abang, the savior of the Bullfighting Kingdom?"
Chen Ziqi said: "Boss, Mr. Guo Bang may be coming soon. He is in the country."
He Ming continued to nod his head. At this time, He Longhao's eyes suddenly lit up, and he saw a group of more than 50 super life forms under a cherry blossom forest in front of him. They were all super life forms, so cute and cute little kids surrounded an exposed mad?
No, it should be a guy with naked upper body and white trousers on the lower body.
But he was barefoot, and put a pair of high-end leather shoes, pure white socks and a jacket on the grass and hung them on the branches.
And he is doing...a very strange movement, that is, walking with his toes, and squatting down, which is impossible for ordinary people to walk with his toes pointing to the grass quickly one after another.
As a result, his extremely strong, devilishly triangular upper body definitely looks like a... muscular tiger. Every muscle is so domineering, containing endless terrifying power.
But instead of appreciating the beauty of this great masculine musculature, brats find it very...happy to walk on his toes.
Quite a few brats dropped their ass just after squatting down after taking off their delicate shoes—even though they were ultra life forms, their body functions were not yet fully developed.
Seeing this scene, He Longhao immediately stepped forward and kicked his ass, and a huge footprint was immediately printed on the white trousers.
The muscular young boy who was over 1.9 meters tall and belonged to the old era and could only appear in Hong Kong comics turned his head angrily, full of a sense of oppression. Of course, the moment he saw He Longhao, he was frightened by the stronger power of the other party, and...that familiar face that he finally recognized, and took a few steps back.
"Hey. Isn't this a calf, grass, what are you doing? Teaching bad children?"
The young boy called "Maverick" was obviously afraid of He Longhao. Immediately quickly took the shoes and a red shirt, put on the clothes like the white beard in One Piece, his muscles were more real and domineering than others, but he yelled weakly. "Brother Hao. You are back..."
He Longhao nodded, and when he saw the domineering red shirt of the other party, he immediately said with contempt: "Brave, loyal, and there are two words on it. It's pretty good, and the calligraphy is good, but isn't this... the motto of a dog?"
"Hahaha..." Situ Haoran quickly laughed. Indeed... quite similar.
He Ming rubbed the center of his eyebrows,...it really looks like a dog's motto.
The young boy looked at Chen Ziqi, looked at her clothes, and said helplessly, "Brother Hao, this is the Superman military uniform. You can take a look at the clothes of Secretary Chen. Their Superman inner guard uniforms are also the latest style."
"Yeah... oh, isn't this Xiaopang..." He Longhao lost interest in "Mavericks", because he is still underage. There's no point in bullying people. But when he suddenly saw that the leader among the little kids was Kid King, his eyes lit up again with a particularly cute and chubby guy.
He quickly squatted down, the kid and the group of kids behind him were not too scared, because... they also knew that most of them were his relatives, that is, brothers and sisters.
He Longhao pinched the face of this chubby little kid. It made him start to frown cutely, and he couldn't help but smile happily and said: "Little Fatty. Do you recognize me? Your brother Xiaohao, followed by Uncle Abdominal. No, Uncle He Ming. Go there during the Chinese New Year His family, you want to sleep with me every day!"
He Ming and the others couldn't help laughing again, and Lao Lin's family also felt...why does he speak so cheaply.
The little kid didn't understand He Longhao's lewd words at all. In other words, he didn't understand that there are multiple meanings in sleeping.
Seeing this, He Longhao immediately took it out... With a flash of his hand, a huge butter lollipop appeared that made the little kids scream. The super flavor immediately makes these super babies drool. The little boy who took the lead, the fat boy named Xiaopang immediately reached out to grab it. The speed was so fast that He Longhao was almost snatched away... the weapon.
"Want to eat?" Xiaopang desperately nodded his chubby cute head, He Longhao also nodded, handed it up, but suddenly stuffed it into his mouth, "Oh, no way. Thank you for your cooperation, Comrade Xiaopang."
Xiaopang was stunned for a few seconds, and immediately... "Wow..." burst into tears, and immediately a young woman who was definitely a big beauty rushed over...Looking at Xiaopang's chubby fingers, she immediately snatched it away. He took the lollipop from He Longhao's mouth... On the surface, he greeted him kindly with a smile. That's right, another relative, Xiaopang's biological mother.
Without saying anything, He Longhao looked at the little kid in his mother's arms with contempt, but he didn't expect that the little kid who was proudly sucking on the lollipop and quickly wiped out the delicious food immediately responded with the same cuteness and disdain.
"Sister-in-law, let's go first." He Ming didn't know whether to laugh or cry, rubbed his eyebrows again, and took the lead to leave this place. As soon as they left, Xiao Pang and others struggled out of his mother's arms, returned to his job as the leader of the little kid, and ran happily with He Ming and his group.
Obviously, He Longhao's style is very pleasing to others.
You know... even a kid is surrounded by all kinds of flattery these days, what else can he want?
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