Chapter 408 Rice Wine and Crabs
[Text] Chapter 418 Rice Wine and Crabs
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Chapter 418 Rice Wine and Crabs
"Old Gao is dead. He jumped off the roof of Gao's building...he is not even a little Superman." In enjoying "You Stupid" Comrade "Come on...", He Ming received a call from Yingqun. In the world of the dead, if you speak to the light screen casually, it will be automatically sent to Yingqun's phone.
"Oh, your unmarried father-in-law? Fortunately, fortunately, then you don't have to wait on your father-in-law in the future." He Ming said with a smile.
Yingqun's voice on the other end of the phone changed from frustration to anger, "Why are you so cold-blooded? You could have saved a life. But now that he's dead, are you still in the mood to joke?"
"Hehe, death is just the beginning. If you want, I will let you see him soon." He Ming still said with a smile.
"You, bastard!" Yingqun understood it as a joke, and became even more angry. He Ming thought for a while, then shrugged and said, "Where are you? Where is Gao Chen, your unmarried man who cried so much? I'm here to find you." Deciding to find Yingqun, it's time to let her know the ultimate secret.
Oh, Yingyang is really weak, his wives have all moved to the world of the dead, they know it well, but they don't do anything for their family, are they still nostalgic for the prosperity of the carbon-based monkey?
Ten minutes later, He Ming landed in a small garden in a famous mansion area in the capital with a "whoosh". Just now, I took a look at the Gao family. The man and woman in uniform who wanted to cry without tears must be a bank employee;
Others are the leaders of major companies, hoping to ask for some money to tide over the difficulties, but they don't want the boss to enjoy the flying age.
"You bastard!" Yingqun and Gao Chen, who were waiting in the small garden, were both wearing filial piety clothes. Not to mention Gao Chen whose eyes were swollen from crying, Yingqun was dressed in black with a white gauze flower on his chest, which was really elegant. Noble and charming, different from the usual heroic and aggressive.
So she came up viciously and beat and kicked He Ming, blaming him for not being able to pull Lao Gao. He Ming pretended to yell and ate his sister's tofu.
Embarrassed and annoyed, Yingqun stomped his feet and said, "Okay, do you still have a heart? You are such a shameless bastard! I misunderstood you!"
He Ming laughed lewdly and said, "Dear sister, I don't think you've ever seen through me." The implication is that you haven't even seen my body, how can you say you can see through me?
Yingqun is very smart,
In addition, she knows He Ming very well, and understands the meaning of his lewd smile. At the moment, the hands were very helpless, and he went straight to the topic and said, "Okay, be serious. What did you ask us to do here?"
"Let's go!" He Ming grabbed Yingqun and Gao Chen with a lewd smile, and of course he couldn't forget to stick his body on Yingqun's plump breasts after becoming a superman...
"Hey, hello, hello... crazy!" He Ming's body surged a powerful energy flow, grabbed Yingqun and Gao Chen, broke through the ground and rushed to the ground... As for the big hole drilled out and left behind, he never cared.
After entering the excavator, He Ming spread out a light curtain, and while Yingqun and Gao Chen were gradually dumbfounded, he told a wonderful story. There were pictures and truth in the story, there was video and sound, which caused people to listen to The guest was as dumb as a chicken... He Ming quickly seized the opportunity, touched the soft, firm, and slender hand of his sister-in-law, stroked it, no, comforted it——really, so many super beauties, all of them are pretty , Mensao mainly, Yu Ji's sister-in-law is also so "wanted", the real heroic beauty has never been fucked.
"...That's it. I think your brother said to you a lot, 'I saw my grandpa's grandpa, he was in the explosion of the universe. He is young and strong, and he eats a cow for a meal.'" Said, He Ming In the light curtain, through your top-level identity, you can easily find the grandfather of Yingqun, who is kept secret from ordinary people. Finally, pointing at a young man's face, he said with a smile, "This is your grandfather's grandfather. You want to make a video call with him." Talk? He will definitely recognize you when he sees you. Because he often sees his grandson's granddaughter in the world of the dead."
"!" Yingqun said anxiously, as disgusted as if he had eaten a fly.
"It's a pity, so my dear god-sister is so cold-blooded and ruthless. She is really a granddaughter who is not filial to her grandson. I also misunderstood you... A gentleman uses his mouth but not his hands." There was another round of punches and kicks, and He Ming ate tofu again and again. , looked at Gao Chen, used his identity again on the light screen to find his father's contact, and said, "Do you want to see your father who died not long ago? He must be young and beautiful, with a perfect body, but believe me, you And recognize him."
Gao Chen gritted his teeth and thought for a moment, then said, "Look!"
"Smart choice." He Ming shrugged and clicked on the video chat. Soon, Gao Liuxiang's young face was very handsome, a perfect face that was both familiar and unfamiliar appeared in the light curtain. When he saw He Ming and the three of them for the first time, he just smiled, "So it's you. Son, are you still here?" There is Xiaoqun, and Mr. He. I am fine. Son, meet your grandma soon..."
A very beautiful young girl's face appeared in the light curtain... "Is it Xiaochen's grandson and Xiaoqun's granddaughter-in-law? I have been watching you from here. Unexpectedly, with the help of Brother Abdomo, Mr. He, you came to the dead The world. Thank you so much. He is the most outstanding cosmic myth among us earthlings."
"Returning the myth of the universe, the pervert of the universe~~" Yingqun muttered, and the next moment, he hurriedly called out "Hello, grandma." When he spoke, he felt really...contradictory. Grandma.
"Ah, good wine." Satisfied, He Ming hid aside to taste the fine wine, admiring Yingqun and Gao Chen's embarrassing and embarrassing expressions. For example, the world of the dead can always watch the earth, That being said, everyone's sex is... unimaginable.
Intuitive feeling is unlikely to exist. Because when a person dies and returns to this place, seeing this, he must have fallen out in a certain way.
Pretending to be a sweet girl to deal with the girl's grandma for a while, Yingqun and Gao Chen have no father, father-in-law's sad mood of belching farts, and finally frantically operating on the light screen, interrupting the video meeting, the damn abs brother pretended to be dead and never came back.
"Damn it!" Ying Qun rushed over and "punched and kicked" again, "Damn, you idiot, you're mad at me! Please be more mature and serious, you are all married men, can you stop thinking about making me happy all day long?" Am I making a fool of myself?"
He Ming tasted the fine wine, pretending to be surprised and said: "How can you say that you are making a fool of yourself? Oh oh oh, I see through you, so you pretended to be sweet just now, but you are still barbaric... oh oh, violence can't obliterate the truth. You gagged me, you still have to face reality."
Yingqun had no choice but to leave He Ming's side. This dead brother, when he was beaten, still ate his sister's tofu... walked to Gao Chen's side, and said softly: "What should we do? Now go back and tell Dad that there is a... It seems An unclear world, and grandpa's grandpa is in..."
Gao Chen looked at He Ming and said, "Brother He, it should be impossible to tell about this world, right? Because you said just now, this is just a testing ground."
"Yes, there are rules, otherwise I would have announced to the whole world. The earth is always under the attention of the dead world. It's like a monkey in a zoo, trying to say to everyone, 'Run away, we are only in a zoo!' No Use it." He Ming threw a bottle of famous wine, and Yingqun was superhuman, and took it with ease, "So, enjoy it, the prosperity of this world is indescribable."
"Well, dear sister-in-law, you asked me to give you hundreds of billions of dollars. The countries above will not agree. Here, I will be generous and give you money equal to more than ten times the RMB, which is hundreds of trillions of ordinary yuan. You can understand it as US dollars, four or five trillion." With a flash in his hand, two bank cards flew to Yingqun and Gao Chen.
"There are tens of billions of Tongtian gold dollars on it, which is equivalent to hundreds of trillions of ordinary dollars. The password is five characters, Chinese 'I am Gao Shuaifu'. The method of use is: when swiping the card, just send it with your mind. Of course, here Shopping is carried out in the light curtain."
"Four to five trillion dollars?" Yingqun was stunned for a long time, and smiled bitterly: "Well, I don't think I really understand you. You have become a god, right? I want to ask you, a month ago , you pretend to be that stupid boy to sell antiques, right?"
Otherwise, how could it be possible for you to get to this level in a month?
"Of course not, that's the struggle of Diaosi, that's the beginning of the myth, or do you think that being my uncle is just to pick on you?" He Ming shrugged and turned to smile lewdly: "Honey, of course you don't understand me anymore, If you want, and if your man doesn't mind, let's act a passionate action movie, or an ethical version..." Dodging the whipping by Ying Qun, He Ming screamed: "Life is boring, enjoy yourself while you are!"
Soon, Yingqun and Gao Chen became obsessed with the world of the dead. Among them, Lao Gao sent another communication... As a result, Gao Chen transferred him one hundred trillion ordinary yuan, which was equivalent to two or three trillion US dollars.
That's it, Lao Gao suddenly entered the account of a sum of money that even the brother with abdominal muscles could not earn.
Life is like a dream.
"You guys play, I'm leaving." Because of fear of unfamiliar environments, and in order to let Yingqun and Gao Chen feel the infinite size and prosperity of the world of the dead, as well as the unbelievable high technology, He Ming brought the two of them to his own The mansion, the two immediately shook their heads and were speechless, what a beast, the world and the "underworld" organized the wedding together... Then they gathered together with their wives, sisters, big and small, and enjoyed it very quickly, becoming addicted to it.
He Ming waved away, because the only "poor" underground lover on earth now said in her words, "You still not coming? I'm going crazy!"
Well, He Ming automatically understood that he couldn't eat a big hot sausage, and it was driving me crazy.
"I understand, I'll be here right away, don't worry, it takes a long time for good things to come (sit your butt on your waist...)."
Returning to the world of the dead, flying directly from the capital of China to the peninsula at high speed, but today is destined to be eventful, and suddenly, the phone rang again. He Ming immediately stopped in the air to answer the phone, because there were only beauties and countries on the phone, the others... Guo Bang? It's only nine o'clock in the morning, and this kid doesn't get up until one o'clock in the afternoon, and he's been having fun all day long.
"Chief, thank God, I will get through to you once." Chen Ziqi's very happy voice made the connection close to my ear, because usually there is no signal underground at all. Only when He Ming calls the other party, will the high-tech of the dead world bring back the other party's information, forming a certain kind of high-tech temporary connection.
"What happened?" He Ming asked curiously. If there is no important matter, Chen Ziqi will definitely not be thankful for calling him once, "Citigroup didn't give me face, so you called?"
"No, no, please fly to the sky over the East China Sea to take a look... Over there, God, it's become a sea of crabs! Go and have a look, I'm over there too." Chen Ziqi said anxiously.
With a thought in mind, He Ming laughed a few times, thinking, fuck, the desert idiot's crab is so powerful? No way? No way? It's none of my business, it's all the bag's fault. I am not wrong. Oh oh oh, forgive me for being perfect in this life, I really don't deserve the title of stupid monkey.
After making mental preparations, He Ming pretended to be surprised and helpless, "I still want to serve the people? Come back at night, let's go see it at night."
"Please, Chief, go and have a look. What can you see clearly at night?"
"Okay then, I'm going, I'll be there soon." He Ming nodded. Imagine in your heart the surprised expression of the film king, and how to perform the scene of struggling with the crab with a heart in his heart. With everything in mind, continue to fly in the original direction. After all, I originally wanted to cross the East China Sea to the peninsula, traveling thousands of miles, just to deliver a big sausage that is always hot and hot.
Once you have it, you don't want anything else.
However, just after entering the East China Sea, He Ming took a breath and almost rushed into the sea because of his speed.
On the East China Sea, there are more than ten thousand fishing boats, large and small, vigorously fishing for endless giant crabs. The expression of 99 people is very complicated: licking their lips excitedly, shouting "developed, developed." There is also a very careful expression, for fear of falling into the sea and being eaten by the crab army instead.
Many warships also came. Seeing He Ming passing by the sky at high speed, they all fired salutes.
On an aircraft carrier, He Ming found the chairman and the others who really looked "caring about the common people". A group of people stood on the edge of the deck, watching the helicopter cast nets from time to time, and they were just full of crabs, as big as a footbath. , the smallest is the size of a palm, which is really unbelievable.
On the deck, there is also a row of large pressure cookers, which are obviously used by the military to cook large pots. There is a scent of crab, and there are huge crab shells and many soy sauce bottles on one side. The soy sauce is still a famous brand of soy sauce from He Ming's province.
"Commander of the Siberian Construction Corps, first secretary, He Ming reports to the chairman!" He landed on the deck and quickly stepped forward to salute. Of course, look directly at the expression on the chairman's face in an open and honest manner, compare with his prepared acting skills, make some slight modifications, and prepare to copy it later.
The demeanor of a great man, looking at you with your hands behind your back, how caring for the common people, it is moving to tears.
"Comrade He Ming, you are here. It's really hard for you. Come, let's go and have a look together." The chairman asked He Ming to go to the deck, and He Ming knew it well and looked into the sea a few times. There are as many crabs as sea water, but they are chasing some plants, and they do not hesitate to collide with each other like tides. The dead immediately became food.
There are also surprisingly many fish schools in the ocean, swimming happily in the sea of crabs, and there is no sign of attack.
Copying the expression of the great man on his face, He Ming sighed deliberately, "What's going on? The war of crabs?"
Liu Huo explained: "There was a report last night. But we didn't take it seriously. Until the early hours of this morning, coastal residents snatched up this huge crab. It is very delicious after eating. It swept the nearby seafood market and caused a huge storm on the Internet. .No, so many fishing boats have come over.”
As he said that, Liu Huo was a little helpless, and said: "I have fished so much, and the crabs are still like this. South Korea from the peninsula sent a question: 'Are there a lot of crabs here?' What can we say? yes!"
He Ming picked his nose and said: "Good thing, I won't worry about eating crabs in the future. And it's so big and delicious, how wonderful it is."
The chairman nodded and said: "The skyrocketing seafood resources is indeed a good thing, but it is even more alarming than the invasion of species. He Ming, what do you think? Is it a devil crab?" The implication is that your boy will not bring a devil Crab?
"Pu Chi..." He Ming rolled his eyes, and Chen Ziqi immediately couldn't help but pu Chi laughed, knowing that he was playing tricks again.
"Glaring" at Chen Ziqi, He Ming pretended to be extremely puzzled, and said: "This is indeed a good thing. As for the devil crab? That's impossible, those crabs are like small bean sprouts. How can there be a human world, a big crab under the sun Alright. Sunshine, beach, big crabs, geometry of life, rice wine and crabs."
"Besides..." He Ming rubbed his hands and said with a lewd smile: "We have a population of 2.4 billion, each of us has one mouthful, so many fat and big crabs must be dead. Even if there are more, eating every day, isn't it just every day?" Big crab, every furniture looks good? Ghosts and envy and hate, Citi kneels and licks grandpa crab. So, the crab society is here. Perfect, just one word."
After a long silence, the vice chairman said, "Perfect is two words... I admire your optimist spirit. Yes, you also have humor."
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