Chapter 442 Night Interview with Brother Abs

"So...Brother Abdominal, can you tell us how much property you have now after this financial war?" Le Siyu said, moving his slender, plump legs from right to left, indicating that when he spoke Naturally, there is also a way to show off your sexy charm. .

This is the big killer of female anchors, especially the beauties like her, who are lucky enough to eat the treasure of life to restore their youthful vitality, but have a glamorous and charming temperament.

Finish this action. Seeing He Ming's performance, Le Siyu couldn't help laughing and crying. Because of the whole process, He Ming was very natural. It should be said that he openly peeked at the beautiful women changing their sitting postures, and peeked at the infinite scenery under the skirt.

What's even worse is that there is a half-smile on his face. Not to mention the comments from people all over the world on the performance of Brother Abdominal, Comrade Liu Chuanfeng, an old friend of Brother Abdominal, couldn't stand it anymore. He mouthed "***, ***..." like the water of the Yellow River.

He regards Le Siyu as his own woman, and He Ming, a pervert on earth, dares to watch my woman's beautiful legs and beautiful buttocks on a global live broadcast, so in reality, it's abominable... Liu Chuanfeng is going to go crazy, you bastard!

"Well, I'll check the information, because it's changing at any time." He Ming put his hand into his pocket, of course it was his left hand, and he naturally took it out from his private space. The light curtain pops up, cannot be connected to the optical network, and looks more like a touch screen like a smart phone.

Entering the consortium, the management authority that manages almost all properties on the earth, the highest authority, that is, the system that he can watch and operate, comes from the world of the dead. It is a property management system that Chai Ting admires very much, and specially created rules to be used on the earth. Of course, it can only be used by Chai Ting and him.

"Well. I have about 66 trillion yuan in cash, not counting undelivered futures, etc. There are more than 20,000 factories of all kinds, large and small,... the small ones only have dozens of people, such as some Garbage treatment plant. Productivity can produce, except for top-level products, such as Lamborghini, other even ak47 can be produced. Including the state-run military factory that can also produce backward tanks. Other various properties, including diamonds, about 4 About 100 million grains..."

Speaking of which, the people of the world in front of the TV. Oh, it's not that the people of Huaxia quickly turned happy, remembering this number, which means that big diamonds will definitely not be cheap, because these diamonds can't even satisfy the current people of Huaxia.

nature. It has stimulated a large number of Chinese people, and they have to buy big diamonds even if they borrow usury. If you don’t buy them, you will regret it all your life!

"There are about 5,000 tons of gold, tens of thousands of tons of various high-quality jade, emerald gemstones, red sapphires... and then. They are located all over the world, excluding resources that are cut down and excavated. I have about 7 billion tons of various mineral resources, Mainly iron ore. There are also about 600 million cubic meters of timber and so on. Other industries. There are too many figures. Globally, light buildings,

There are more than 2,000 high-end office buildings, and various industries, machines, etc. cannot be counted. Anyway, everyone knows that I have 50 million workers. "

When He Ming finally finished speaking, the audience was silent, everyone's face was pale, and someone muttered in a low voice: "How is it possible, one person's cash is as high as 66 trillion yuan..."

"Is there anything impossible? Think about how rich the Western world has accumulated over a hundred years..." Someone continued to mutter, but the staff immediately cast a warning look. Quiet, stupid, it's a live broadcast!

Le Siyu was absent-minded for a moment, then nodded when she came back to her senses, as if she had heard something exaggerated. In fact, she was not too surprised. To ordinary people, 6.6 billion is almost the same as 66 trillion. It's hard to use up, unless you are stupid and throw money like ab muscle brother, then well, you will go bankrupt overnight.

The beautiful anchor smiled and said: "As expected, we think that the country should have made a lot of money."

He Ming smiled cynically: "More, more, you understand. My elder brother threw all the coffins in, and if he doesn't succeed, he will go bankrupt."

"Hehe..." Le Siyu smiled happily. What He Ming said was really interesting, but who is the country equal to? Isn't it them? So, are they the big brothers of Brother Abs? Of course not, brother abs is an alternate member, a national leader, how could he be their younger brother.

Smiling, Le Siyu saw that the first sign was lifted up by the staff, with a line of large black characters on it, "Ask for 5,000 tons of gold! This is the key! Currency and credit!"

That's right, Brother Abs seems to have said 5,000 tons of gold. How could he own so much gold by himself? Let alone 5,000 tons, 50 tons cannot be bought on the market. This is the credit of currency. It is true that the gold standard has collapsed after World War II, and even Citigroup cannot afford to exchange US dollars for gold.

But in any case, in some respects, countries only believe in gold, eternal gold.

Le Siyu immediately said: "Brother Abdominal, you just said that you have 5,000 tons of gold?"

This figure has already made Chen Ziqi take out the phone to report, really, Chief, don't you know the important moment when the country is hitting the world currency? Take advantage of the futures crash and hit the first place when the US dollar is weak. Your 5000 tons of gold is not 50 tons of gold. It is too important!

He Ming continued to shrug his shoulders with ill intentions: "Of course. But please rest assured, this is not a robbery of some human country, but a devil's treasury. It's really cool. The feeling of just carrying gold, carrying it alone Huge treasury, one word—"

Stopping here, Le Siyu said in a reserved tone with interest: "Excellent?"

"Tired." He Ming rolled his eyes, spread his hands and said, "5,000 tons, dear, it's not 5,000 kilograms. Of course, this is an approximate figure, and in fact it must be more."

Moreover, He Ming proudly shook his left hand, in his left hand, at least tens of thousands of tons of gold filled a lot of personal space.

Interesting dialogue The audience, mainly Tuo, immediately laughed knowingly, but the fans said, "Oh, brother abs is amazing!" When the camera moved away, the relevant staff immediately held up a sign, "Follow the rehearsal Cooperate, please agree. Thank you."

Le Siyu smiled, and put a few strands of hair behind her ears, adding a sexy feminine taste, otherwise in normal life. Who has seen such an elegant embrace of hair?

"Unimaginable wealth. Next, today's exclusive interview will officially begin. The first visitor of Siyu Time is the richest man in the world, opening the era of superman, bringing eternal youth, longevity, and almost a god's abs Mr. Brother." After speaking to the camera, Le Siyu turned to ask He Ming the first formal question.

"Hello, brother abs." Le Siyu greeted formally.

"I'm fine, comrade." He Ming nodded. But don't forget to joke.

Le Siyu smiled and made a very intellectual questioning action, and went straight to the topic: "Everyone knows that you are an indescribably great person, and there are too many stories about you. So. We want to Know, how did you start your legendary journey?"

He Ming smiled and said: "Do you want to hear the truth or a lie?"

Le Siyu smiled and made a curious expression, "What about the truth? What about the lie? Of course, everyone likes to hear the truth, especially you. There are too many mysteries, which are better than fairy tales. If you tell lies, I am sure that many people in front of the TV will be deeply disappointed, and it will mislead everyone."

He Ming shrugged and spread his hands. "The truth is simple, true. False. There is a lot of bragging. If you brag, you will be in the arena. You can't help yourself. For example, on the day I was born, the room was full of red lights, scaring the nurse Miss almost broke the comrade who will serve the people in the future..."

"Haha, it's really interesting..." Le Siyu and everyone present, from Tuo to die-hard fans, laughed.

He Ming said solemnly: "Well, of course I told the truth, and the following is definitely the truth. In fact, my fortune, calculated, took about a month or so. That's why, everyone couldn't find news about me before the New Year. , Although the state has kept it secret, it also shows that I used to be an insignificant, ordinary hanger, that's it, a hanger with no sparkle in life."

"Brother Abdominal, don't say that. Even though you were ordinary in the past, you have now proved that you belong to a truly great man, a person who is willing to serve the people with his own interests."

Le Siyu also said seriously. Many die-hard fans at the scene shouted: "Abs brother, you are forever Abs brother, from the past to the present, always, forever! Even if the end of the world, we will accompany you to the sunset!"

He Ming pretended to be very "moved" and thanked him, and then continued: "Then, during the Spring Festival holiday, because I didn't want to go home, although I missed my parents, sisters, but my mind was flooded at that time—(Le Si Yu and everyone laughing). Then, a person came to the market wanting to buy some New Year’s goods for himself, and undoubtedly found an alien’s glasses. What’s more, I didn’t expect that I belonged to the kind of truly talented... I mean Yes, I belong to the kind of person with mysterious abilities, so I inspired the glasses..."

As he said that, He Ming took out his magic glasses, smiled affectionately, and said, "Wearing them, I can detect some treasures, whether they are valuable, and then I start to use them to find leaks in the market... I made money from the very beginning. A lot of money, the tens of thousands at that time are worth several trillions to me now, so I am so excited!"

He Ming showed his true expression, and everyone felt that he suddenly became even more handsome. The smart people realized it in vain, and desperately posted on the Internet: "Damn, this is the charm of brother abs. We finally understand, this This is the expression of true feelings!"

He Ming showed his true feelings, so no matter what he wanted to give Magic Glasses a "status"! Yes, status, no matter what kind of person he becomes, it is this magical glasses that brought everything, and his current ability, destroying the earth with one hand, who can rob him? Hahaha!

Also in order to despise the guys in some novels who encounter adventures, hide treasures, and then use the treasures to make a fortune and ignore them. How can a guy who doesn't love anything about his own destiny love others.

"Wow, no way, can I try these glasses?" Le Siyu asked.

"Of course." He Ming handed over his glasses and said with a smile: "This is the beginning of the real story. This good friend is only useful at critical moments, because after some adventures, I have real knowledge."

"No switch?" Le Siyu didn't respond after putting it on.

"Aliens don't need such a backward thing. Mind control. But it can't be used by others except me. In terms of equipment, he is tied to the master."

Le Siyu returned the magic glasses. He Ming put it on, looked at Le Siyu, and said, "Well, Miss Le Siyu's clothes should be Italian ladies' suits, and her figure is a D-cup..."

Le Siyu was so frightened that he quickly patted He Ming. "Damn it, don't talk about it, these data are girls' **. Wow, the alien's eyes are really powerful."

"It didn't start. It's my eyesight." He Ming put away his magic glasses with a smirk, and continued: "Then, I found a martial arts secret book from a bronze statue. Of course, it is Hama Gong. And I I didn’t like it very much at the time. I felt that martial arts and all sports have no miraculous effect.”

On this point, Le Siyu and the "audience" nodded, and people all over the world also nodded. Please, brother, otherwise why is your Hama Kungfu so popular?

He Ming continued: "However, I found that this martial arts can be strengthened with Viagra, so I had an intuition at the time: If it succeeds, wouldn't my skills skyrocket by taking Viagra? At that time, I earned the first prize in my life. I had a lot of money, and I got carried away, so I took Viagra once, and it was still continuous. This is very dangerous. Then I succeeded for the first time. Thus, the world's first successful Hama Gong was born. It only took one night .”

The first applause rang out, and Le Siyu and the audience applauded in admiration. They understand how difficult it is to practice Hama Gong. Without He Ming's help, the success rate is infinitely close to zero. And He Ming definitely does not have a teacher, there is the secret book, and he succeeded the first time, how amazing.

A true genius, destined for greatness.

But He Ming forgot to mention that the magical glasses automatically scan, if it is a painstaking cheat, it can automatically learn and master the terrible function.

Even in the Justice League, there is no such technology. Some other skill instillations can instill simple knowledge, but they are also harmful to the brain. Therefore, He Ming does not talk about this, this interview, there must be many "people" in the multiverse watching it, and it would not be fun to tell the mystery.

Moreover, if you calculate the ratings, Songjiang TV Station must be terrified when it sees a ratings of several trillion...

"The next thing is relatively ordinary. I have been picking up leaks and making a fortune, including finding good jadeite and making a fortune, but the best top quality is only tens of millions..."

Le Siyu laughed and said, "Tens of millions, Mr. Abdominal, for us ordinary people, this is a huge sum of money."

He Ming smiled, "It was the same for me at the time. But then, I made many friends and met a god-sister. And the brother-in-law of the god-sister... Maybe you have heard of him, the three Hu Bosen brothers, Hu Bosen, Ying Yang, Xue Hu, they are currently lieutenant generals. It was Ying Yang and Xue Hu who discovered my Ha Toad Kung Fu. They were all stupid at the time. After trying it, they were shocked and reported it to the country and the army. Immediately, the army Just come to me. Of course, there is no novel to catch me as a guinea pig, that’s nonsense. Then, it proved that the toad exercise is very effective, but there were very few magicians at that time, except for Hu Bosen and others, because they had certain talents (reiki) , so it succeeded once, and also cured Colonel Hu Bosen’s paralysis, which was not paralyzed, but the lumbar spine was broken by a bullet. At that time, his military rank was a colonel.”

"Full of unbelievable, novel-like experiences. Although Brother Ababs said it calmly, we can still feel the changes of the times. Yes, it is the tendency of the wheel of history to start turning!" Le Siyu came out to make soy sauce and said exist by itself.

He Ming continued: "Following that, due to some reasons, I became not only an officer but also a lieutenant colonel. This is not easy. Don't look at me as a general now, but it is definitely a great contribution, step by step."

Le Siyu nodded understandingly, "Of course, brother abdominal muscle, we all know your credit. Please continue."

"Oh, I forgot to mention that on the day I found the ape-man skull, I fought a ghost of a Tyrannosaurus rex. I showed great power, because of my natural skills, I chased it into the reservoir, and then I killed it. Get the first life treasure in life. It has little effect, it can only restore youth, increase body vitality, and a little bit of physique, etc." He Ming made up the first life treasure in life.

Le Siyu immediately revealed a strange light in his eyes and said: "No way, oh my god, you killed a Tyrannosaurus rex soul? It came from 65.5 million years ago." Of course, you can only tell the correct age after reading the sign. Otherwise, how could the female anchor with big breasts and no brains know the life time of Tyrannosaurus rex.

He Ming smiled triumphantly: "That's a piece of cake. I'm the one chosen by destiny and have natural skills." Of course, there are videos of him being chased and killed by the soul of the Tyrannosaurus Rex in the world of the dead, but those who have seen it must definitely No more than one slap, it doesn't matter if He Ming blatantly brags.

"So what's the effect?"

"My father, my mother, my sister, my wife snatched them away, you have seen them."

The scene laughed again, and He Ming smiled, not talking about other life treasures, and continued: ""Then, it began to involve a huge secret, unknown, and a secret that governments of various countries deliberately eliminated. "

Le Siyu and the smart people around the world in front of the TV have already guessed that He Ming started to download the dungeon. Therefore, many national leaders held their breath and watched TV motionlessly, their anger soaring.

***, trash superman, shit, **** bastard! Look at the abs brother, at that time *** dared to download the dungeon after practicing Ha Toad Kung Fu, download the secret vault, those trash! Now being turned into a superman by the abs brother, I dare not explore!

"Brother Abs, please tell me! Serve the people! With you, forget about her, forget about all the horror stories!" The die-hard fans at the scene shouted spontaneously, but the staff did not stop them, but instead motioned for Tuo to do the same. Because this is just a climax, if it does not satisfy people all over the world, the ratings will definitely drop, right?

The big beauty anchor also begged: "Brother Abs, please continue talking?"

He Ming is satisfied, idiots, is it easy to listen to stories? This is my struggle of blood and tears.

As he continued to speak, people all over the world who could not understand Chinese anxiously waited for the subtitles and translation, and when they were too slow, they all cursed.

"That secret is a secret that doesn't exist. Since ancient times, the rulers have gathered all the unexplainable things that are definitely demons and ghosts, and sealed them in a secret place, thousands of meters deep underground. There are many traps, and the way to get in is very complicated. And then, those ghost stickers that you see are just a little bit of side dishes. Over there, the air is gloomy, and real ghosts and ghosts are lurking everywhere. On every item, maybe it is a Han Dynasty jade carving , a bloody picture scroll of the Ming Dynasty, especially the mirrors in that place, there are as many as cow hairs, and there are dense ghosts in each mirror..." He Ming was talking triumphantly and sinisterly, but when he saw the lights flickering suddenly, Le Siyu immediately Screaming in horror, he grabbed his hand tightly...

Afterwards, because many elderly people, especially female elderly people watched, were suddenly frightened and passed out on the spot... It was... embarrassing.

Brother Abs doesn’t matter, he dances a horse dance, welcomes him warmly, is back, and ended his miserable life!

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