Chapter 458: The Most Handsome I've Seen
The robot servant brought everyone back to reality from the virtual technology, and then surrounded by everyone's enthusiasm, He Ming, who embraced and kissed with a hypocritical smile on his face, walked towards the eldest sister and the little boy. .
The wives who were familiar with him looked at each other, covered their mouths and smiled. They knew in their hearts that this was a hypocritical disguise, and He Ming's kind and real expression was ordinary, simply put, expressionless. This is also the daily expression of normal people. Who wears a spring-like smile all day long? Don't take the movie as reality.
"Haha, big sister, who is this?" He Ming stopped in front of the big sister, looked at the man while talking, and saw that the score flowed down like a waterfall, almost becoming negative.
Without him, this man's appearance is very good, and he belongs to the dead world full of handsome men and beautiful women, which is also eye-catching and amazing. The super intelligence analyzed it at a glance, the barefoot height is 1.82 meters, and the facial features belong to the excellent and perfect appearance. A pair of red phoenix eyes are very beautiful and very aura.
But He Ming saw through the vicissitudes and mysterious glint in his eyes at a glance. It has been seen in the eyes of countless old guys who look young, and the finishing touch adds noble temperament to them, and the calm taste of the passing of time. But this means that he is an "old guy".
Although this is the world of the dead, everyone belongs to eternal life, and life span is meaningless. But He Ming is very concerned, an old guy becomes his big brother-in-law? Are you kidding me, old cows eat tender grass? How many women do old guys who have lived for thousands of years or tens of thousands of years have? How many stories are there? How much bullshit is there?
How can I talk to my eldest sister? It feels so bullshit.
"Give me all the information about this person, and I will give you the highest authority to represent me. The mobilization of all resources takes a total of 1,000 seconds. After 1,000 seconds, I will see all the information." The central optical brain issues commands.
There is no doubt that with his identity and endless money and resources, he can get all the information on this guy in 100 seconds. Including the information of all "people" who have a relationship with him, including the process of getting acquainted with the eldest sister.
As long as it happens in the Justice League, as long as He Ming's status is high enough, he can definitely get all the information within 100 seconds of the general time of the Justice League. And he gave 1 thousand seconds. And the central optical brain understands that the owner needs everything, detailed and detailed information.
He Ming believes that the bastard with malicious intentions will be exposed after 1,000 seconds. He didn't mind, he was very happy to activate the defense system of the mansion on the spot, and threw this little boy who was obviously not even a legendary life into a devil hell...
He Bing's face was normal, and he held the man's hand with a smile. Said: "Brother, he is Gao Tengyuan, my boyfriend."
The little boy Gao Tengyuan showed something that the wives admired very much.
With a warm smile that made Xiao Hao curl his lips and contemptuously, he stretched out a hand as white as jade. "Hello, Master He Ming, it is a great honor and pride to meet you. You are the patron saint of our earth humans, a great hero. The myth of the universe!"
The world of the dead generally refers to the strong as the master, or the god of justice. True God...Of course, this is just a human name. Various translations of other higher beings. Just like the honorific title of Ms. Hell in the vixen tribe is "Incredibly Beautiful Lady".
Of course not real names. Just like He Ming's abs brother, it's not a real name. As for the real name, even if it's the real name of a good god, you can't call it by its name directly, otherwise it's like the end of He Ming blaspheming a certain lady for the first time. If you're unlucky, because your strength is too weak, you'll be lost in the eternal darkness like an ant, and you'll die in your body. Maybe your soul won't be able to escape.
"Haha, thank you, you are too much of an award. The little brother has achieved some insignificant results." He Ming laughed a few times, shook hands, and thought about teaching him a lesson, but saw the cold eyes on the smiling expression of the eldest sister, you Understanding eyes—just as the second sister knew him, how could the eldest sister not understand him?
"Oh, handsome guy, hello. Forgive my rudeness, may I ask what age you were on earth?" He Ming pretended to be a fool and asked the key question.
"How rude!" Second sister He Fang kicked his ass, but the smile in the corner of her eyes revealed that she actually wanted to ask the same question.
Xiaohao directly snickered, that's a good question, boy, you shouldn't be an old cow eating tender grass. And you are so handsome, even a mortal is more handsome than our god and devil master, how can we mess around? You have caught all the unmarried chicks in this "house"!
Gao Tengyuan continued with a gentle smile on his face, and said gently: "I was born at a very coincident time, which happened to be 1900 AD. I came here 23 years later, and then I will live forever. Living in various regions with different passages of time is very long. Time. So forget about your current age.”
"How old? Let me tell you, your lifespan on Earth is 112 years, and the lifespan of the dead world is 1120 years... I'll give you a lung, a thousand-year-old monster, my eldest sister is only 23 years old. He ****... Before you pick up girls Don’t inquire, my abs brother, no, is the future sun devil a good person? Really take my wholehearted devotion to the earth monkey as weakness?! Go ask my enemies, they live in my body in various ways and soul, or the body and soul of my family."
I dismissed it in my heart, but on the surface, I competed with the little boy who had a softer and more touching smile. Undoubtedly, He Ming, who is not narcissistic at all, deeply understands that Ya is not his opponent.
"It turned out to be a visitor who came to the world of the dead in the 12th year of the Republic of China. It was really the best of times and the worst of times. However, at the age of 23, Mr. is so heroic, why did he interrupt his beautiful youth—"
He Ming hadn't finished talking nonsense sourly, but the always quiet elder sister pushed him impatiently, saying: "Speak humanly. They are definitely more normal than you, and more talented than you."
"Cut!" He Ming sneered, and said to He Bing, spreading his hands: "Dear elder sister, a beauty with the same blood, do you know how smart I am now? Ah? The smartest person on earth, with an IQ of 500! Diverse The universal IQ of the universe is generally less than 50 points for you ordinary people. I can compose "Shelley's New Love Poems" with up to 300 million words. The "Bible: Final" version with 1.2 billion words. Many, many world famous books, all of them are memorized backwards. All major scientific problems, with a well-thought-out plan. Astronomy and geography, ancient history. All major secrets, understand one by one!"
Then, He Ming glanced at Gao Tengyuan, and quickly told him all the components from clothes to body, how much they were worth, and their uses. He was so angry that the elder sister followed the example of the second sister and chased him violently, causing him to scream. Run around the house.
He Bing took the opportunity to drag him out of the room, turned his pretty face to him, and said viciously, "Dear brother, that's my boyfriend. Don't mess with us, and don't break us up. I know what I'm doing , What kind of person did you fall in love with. This is my love."
He Ming picked his nose and contempt silently, "Honey. I'm a thousand-year-old monster. I got some beautiful robots, some passionate virtual games, etc., which are more than the rice grains you have eaten. Why don't you go to the earth to find A young man, right?"
"Pa" He Bing was so angry that he patted He Ming's cheek lightly once. Seriously said: "Don't be kidding, that's my love. Also. You'd better help me understand to my parents: everyone is immortal, and there is no need for a lifespan. Alright. People are still inside, go in."
"But, the experience—" Before he finished speaking, the elder sister covered her mouth and dragged her in.
Then He Ming put on a super-passionate smile that kills the boy in seconds, exchanged some pleasantries, and when the time came, he went to the luxurious toilet under the excuse of going to the toilet. In fact, it was a garden. This is called the garden toilet. .
Step forward and sit down on a patch of grass. There are a few lazy dogs and lazy cats enjoying the clean white flower basket bed and the warmth of artificial sunlight above their heads. I don't know which "person"'s pet it is, because in this mansion, tens of thousands of residents have hundreds of thousands of pets of various kinds.
Including the little leopard brought from the earth, puppies and cats also make their homes here, enjoying the eternal life of beauties in the harem (palace).
A light curtain appeared in front of He Ming, and all the information about the boy popped up one after another, various pictures and videos. Including his experience as a fertilized egg came out - this is information that ordinary "people" are unlikely to get, and for the No. 1 Hope Seed of Shanmeng, it is extremely easy.
He Ming saw that this guy was really born in 1900, and the cause of death was quite romantic: a tall, handsome and poor fell in love with Bai Fumei. From AD 1918 to 1923. Finally, Bai Fumei's parents couldn't take it anymore, "Bang!"
The next development of the matter is interesting: Bai Fumei actually died in love, and Bai Fumei's parents swallowed a lot of raw opium in despair, because there was only such a daughter.
Of course, the reconciliation in the world of the dead is as good as before, the handsome and poor become tall, handsome and rich, and they really fall in love with Bai Fumei...
But two or three hundred years later, Bai Fumei fell in love with other people, because living with the little boy is really not much fun.
He is a good guy, a handsome guy, but not a good man, just performing on the bed is not very passionate, and he has not learned wet kissing for decades... As a result, Bai Fumei was enjoyed by Gao Qiangqiang once, so he divorced soon .
And in the next few days, He Ming expected that this guy actually got married more than 3 times. Last marriage 125 years ago...
And in these 125 years, he was single for 125 years? !
"Husband! Hee hee, it's so interesting!" Xiaoqing entered the toilet, threw herself on He Ming, and then started laughing with the light curtain. After marrying He Ming, she became pregnant again, and her psychological shadow has faded, and she no longer has the pitiful sadness of the past. She has exposed her true nature and is almost more obsessive than Sisi.
Being pounced on by the super beautiful wife, the fragrance is tangy and the touch is wonderful, the little brother roared immediately, Xiaoqing's smile turned into a charming smile, she unzipped the pants zipper of He Ming's artifact, and reached in...
He Ming wryly smiled and said: "Don't make trouble, don't make trouble, I want to see this idiot. Oh, God, I appreciate his poverty. He has lived in the world of the dead for ** hundred years, and his deposit is 395,000 ordinary yuan, which is equal to 39.5 gold Yuan... oh, honorable Mr. 40 gold yuan. God, he actually conquered a super rich unmarried woman in the Justice League just because he was a waiter in the video shopping and smiled at the eldest sister? The eldest sister of Ben Hang? What are you kidding? This pick-up girl Isn't the process the process of me being picked up by Zhou Qingyun? I'm going to collapse, god damn it! This is an insult to my sacred love!"
Xiaoqing was busy with work, and released He Ming's huge cannon, and said with a charming smile on her pure and beautiful face: "Husband, we have also read his information, there is no problem, he is a good person. My sister did not find the wrong person. Anyway It’s immortality, lifespan doesn’t mean anything. We generally look at the future instead of the past through experience.”
He Ming caressed Xiaoqing's wife's huge breasts in return for his younger brother, and manipulated the light curtain with the other hand, saying, "This guy is an idiot. He has nothing but a handsome life. Why does the eldest sister take a fancy to him? Love? Love? Love? vomit……"
In the midst of extreme contempt, he saw Xiaoqing's wife's complexion turned from sunny to cloudy. He Ming immediately hugged Xiaoqing, kissed and said, "Of course, my wife. My love for you is definitely true love, the true love of true love. He can't be with you." I compare, I am a good man in love, and he is a big carrot."
"Hmm!" Xiaoqing chuckled. Then the two kissed, it was impossible to have sex, at most they lived on the luxurious toilet in the middle of the garden toilet and drank milk once.
Coming out again, He Ming decided to play Diaosi's true colors, I'm just a waste of soy sauce. Anyway, there are parents here. They have come home urgently, in the mansion. But because the eldest sister's boyfriend absolutely lives up to his ancestors, I can't accept it psychologically. avoid seeing.
"You bastard!" Seeing that He Ming was "paralyzed" like mud, playing the tall, handsome and rich World War II life, the eldest sister asked him to tell his parents. He pretended to be deaf and dumb, and it was useless to punch and kick him. Can't help but bitterly said: "At the critical moment, you, a dead ghost, will become a virtue! I knew it. Get up!"
"What did you say?" He Ming said in ancient Israeli language. He Longhao smiled when he heard the news, picked up a drink and enjoyed the game in the light curtain, "It's good, it's interesting, but it's not as fun as a virtual game."
Situ Haoran also said soy sauce: "Well, it's not as fun as a virtual game. Brother, let's play a virtual game together?"
The eldest sister was helpless, she glanced at He Fang and other women who were laughing secretly, and then looked back at the little boy Gao Tengyuan. Just as he was about to leave, he turned around and said, "Okay then, raise my boyfriend to be a demon life. I know you have a lot of life treasures, so I don't want surgery."
"What?" He Ming glanced at Gao Tengyuan whose face changed drastically after hearing the news, and he stepped forward and said gently: "Xiaobing, I don't need to be a life of gods and demons, it is a very powerful force, very very precious, in the world of the dead Even super rich people can't buy so many life treasures."
"You listen to me. Take it out, dear brother, your future eldest brother-in-law is not a demon, wouldn't it be embarrassing for you?"
"I don't care about the skin. Get the surgery, dear. I'll give you a more handsome guy." He Ming said lazily.
"Okay, you pissed me off." He Bing nodded with a "smile" and looked at He Fang, "Fang Fang, come on, and Xiaoyun, it's time for women to resist brother abs, today we must "serve" "he!"
"Long live!" The super beauties came up together with laughter, and decided to take violent actions, chasing and killing brother abs, everyone scrambling to be the first.
Gao Tengyuan was shocked to find that the No. 1 seed player of the Justice League, the future powerful Sun Demon, was actually "played" by a bunch of women with a bunch of high-level life treasures that were very precious, Including the "strange blood" that currently belongs to the top life treasure in the entire multiverse.
Then he ate it, and quickly leveled up, skyrocketing all the way, and easily entered the demigod level. It only takes time to become a god and demon level. ,
The legendary life level that he worked hard for a long time in the past has not been reached, but now he has reached it so easily?
If Teng Yuan was shocked, everyone was making a fuss. They were shocked that he gradually became more handsome and more beautiful. When he reached the level of immortal life, he gradually surpassed Pan An, who ranked second in the most handsome man list in Chinese history on the Internet. .
The second sister, He Fang, screamed, "Wow, so handsome!"
However, he continued to become handsome and was close to the number one Zhou Xiaoshi.
When he reached the demigod level, he became one super handsome guy after another. Judging from his appearance, he was better than, no, instantly killing the "not narcissistic" He Mingliao.
It's still what he thinks, but the temperament brought by the super charm, including the magic power of the eyes, is beyond the comparison of the little boy.
"I am convinced. Sis, it turns out that you are the real pervert. Good eyes, good eyes." Convinced, He Fang wiped a mouthful of saliva on He Ming's face, and then raised her thumbs up to praise.
It's really awesome. He belongs to the most beautiful person I've ever seen in reality. He has a real upright temperament. A sunny boy who doesn't want his younger brother. He's obviously a vile and shameless bastard who pretends to be a gentleman, a great man, and a bully all day long...
He Bing smiled happily, looked at Gao Tengyuan for a moment, his eyes flickered, and He Ming patted He Fang's beautiful buttocks, which was revenge with a face full of saliva, and then hid among the wives, muttering in a strange way, "The heart of spring is rippling, I can't wait to sacrifice myself on the spot—" he still draws the end sound.
As a result, he was "chased" by the elder sister again. The women hadn't enjoyed it yet, so they naturally joined in, chasing and killing mobs.
Gao Tengyuan had nothing to say, only a gentle smile. This family is full of happiness, which is exactly what he lacks and pursues.
The big and the small Hao looked at each other, only to cry a thousand lines, such a stupid handsome guy, how can we Fauvists mess around? Just ask the boss to do the surgery!
"Come on, boss, let's do the surgery. In fact, our soul is a thousand times more handsome than the arrangement!" The handsomeness of the soul determines the handsomeness of the living body, just like the vitality of cells determines the lifespan.
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