Chapter 460 How About a Wish?
Chapter 460 How about a wish?
Just like the "Fisherman's Tale" described in the junior high school Chinese textbook, it is a real story, and Solomon personally operated it to seal the demon, and then threw it into the sea.
However, He Ming experienced this story and found two small mistakes: First, although the one Solomon sealed was a demon, from a human point of view, the demon is a good demon. Because that kind of demon is extremely powerful, and likes to hunt other demons to obtain legal massive wealth, more powerful power, and even more a kind of instinctive satisfaction.
So, a demon is a natural enemy, and the enemy of an enemy is a friend. Therefore, the poor man who has been sealed here for five thousand years is a good friend and ally of a kind nation such as human beings, an anonymous demon hunter who serves the people wholeheartedly. Of course, it's called witch hunt for short.
The second "little mistake" is more cruel: the so-called "sea" is not human beings with blue sky, white clouds, sunny beaches, and finally a bikini beauty who picks up a sealed demon, completing a moving legend of a beautiful woman saving a demon. That's bullshit. The earth is under the monitoring of the world of the dead, how could Solomon be so kind, and never be so kind, to seal his enemy and banish him into such a beautiful sea.
Therefore, this endless and inestimably deep garbage river is one of the best choices.
Of course, He Ming, who was born on the earth and has not broadened his horizons, thinks that it is the Pacific Ocean of garbage. Although there are hundreds of such "Pacific Oceans" nearby, the mountains of garbage piled up on the Pacific Ocean can bury multiple earths. Unprecedented, fantastic - He Ming decided to take a lot of photos later.
Put it on the earth, in the bar where I haven't surfaced for some time, I named it "Garbage Dynasty". Definitely got a lot of nasty jokes, and the screams of fallen friends will be treasured for a lifetime.
Moving forward at a speed of eighty yards among the boundless and colorful garbage, the water quality is strange and colorful like never before. From time to time, I can see metal water flowing in various, incalculable and strange shapes of garbage like real objects.
And evolved into various types, including garbage river residents with metal shells, massive microorganisms, and plankton regarded these garbage as a paradise. Fierce, brutal, and absolutely inhuman turf wars break out at every moment over every pile of rubbish.
And more soy sauce microorganisms are flowing back and forth in countless small garbage and various water qualities, happily flowing.
He Ming found that he didn't have a numb scalp, but admired it very much, and almost wondered if he was a psychopath? Immediately decided to put on the final product of the adventure suit, which has automatic shooting, photo taking and other functions, and send it to the earth to let my compatriots feel it. If they are disgusted to death, then well, I am already a pervert without knowing it.
Under the assessment,
If it is changed to brothers such as cockroaches with the most powerful vitality on the earth, they will approach this place. No, it should be said to be ten kilometers closer to the edge of any "garbage Pacific Ocean". The end is death, and there is no doubt that the low-level plump, high-protein organic body will become a real meal, eaten up by the local residents, and has endless aftertaste.
Then, through Solomon's knowledge, He Ming learned that although the Justice League's garbage disposal technology can restore almost all real objects, imaginary objects, and even messy objects to their most basic existence. Turning trash into raw materials is a trivial matter.
However, the whole process requires a little insignificant cost, such as energy costs. In the Justice League, there are too many waste planets to imagine. And because the transportation is infinitely developed. Then friends who deal with garbage discovered that throwing it on an abandoned planet is far more profitable than recycling garbage.
This is the result. In this country with backward technology and backward economy, but with a large territory, one of the members of the Shanmeng has emptied some of the resources on the territory, leaving huge holes in the planet, star soil, etc., set for the dump. Any country, any company, any organization, or even any "individual" in any Justice League can dump all kinds of garbage at will.
Of course, there is a slightly more insignificant "storage fee" per ton.
Therefore, a large number of waste water, scrap metal, man-made items, synthetic items, etc. are used in large quantities, with a large number of cells, powerful microorganisms, and even containers with various expired genetic medicines. Medical waste can fill an earth's area every day. The amount falls.
So in a short time, many garbage Pacific Oceans and garbage planet mountains were formed.
As time goes by, all kinds of garbage life are born. And the upper-level organization of this country, the big country with advanced technology sent "people"|to investigate. If life has primary intelligence, for example, it will produce painful emotions because of living in the garbage river, then it will be taken away and a new life will be cultivated.
Not to mention higher intelligence, there is no joke in the novel that a certain higher life is living in garbage.
How advanced the technology is, still need a higher life to pick up trash? Simple logical confusion. With such a developed civilization, it doesn't even have the humanitarianism of the backward carbon-based monkeys in the 21st century.
Even the demon forces pay attention to the development of all kinds of life and protect the happy life of the major races in the alliance. There is no such thing as a certain great god who eats people every day, grabs a high-level life and eats it happily-there are only two such results, and the highly civilized residents collapse, because they don't even have the basic right to survive for carbon-based monkeys. The second is that a certain great god was killed and eaten in turn.
Otherwise, look at the fate of a wise man like Solomon who does not obey the laws of nature: a piece of planetary land still stays in the medieval system. And He Ming also did not abide by the laws of nature, and directly raised people as pigs instead of inspiring their wisdom and gradually developing.
This is too troublesome, which means that He Ming will not only have to worry about the carbon-based monkeys on the earth, but also the hundreds of billions of indigenous people on the planet... Simple nonsense, he is just a dick, never thought of being such an idiot, There is no time to enjoy it, and the power of nothingness is simply pathetic. Which higher creatures, such as human beings, will be proud of being the ant emperor of an ant kingdom, and lose their nature due to self-expansion?
After jumping into the rubbish river with a "plop", He Ming used his super IQ for the first time to calculate the exact location of the unlucky bug.
First find the place where the bottle was thrown from Solomon's knowledge. Then according to various local water power, various changes, and then in a total of 5736 years, according to 24 hours a day, 1440 minutes, restore to the universal time of the Justice League, calculated in seconds, then it is 86400 seconds.
One year equals 31536000 seconds.
5736 years equals 180890496000 seconds.
Then, the exact location is calculated based on hydraulic power. Of course, it is impossible to find it so easily. This is not a fixed environment like the moon, and there is not even wind.
It is a living place where a lot of garbage is dumped every moment. So in 5736 years, it is conceivable that so many variables occurred.
But it’s easy for a super IQ. If there is no accident, it is not taken away by a fool, and it is impossible to be taken away. Then various variables are added, and He Ming gets it after ten minutes of advancing at eighty yards. 130 locations calculated from thousands of locations.
And 130 locations can be narrowed down to 13 locations with the help of an instrument.
Because the bottle in which Solomon sealed the demon belongs to one of the solid substances in the universe, such as the super-solid substance produced after the core of the sun is highly compressed. And such substances are very expensive in Justice League. There is absolutely no way to throw it in a river of garbage. Even a microgram of scrap is worth more than a ton of gold. How could someone on earth throw thousands of tons of gold into a river of garbage?
He doesn't even own thousands of catties of gold.
This top-level instrument, one of the top-level adventure equipment, can scan precious weapons within 500 kilometers, including in water and soil layers. Some extreme environments, such as the icy hell, can be reduced to 500 meters, and the private space must be retracted after ten minutes of use, otherwise it will be damaged by the extreme cold.
Picking up a water wave impact weapon, He Ming installed it on the waist of his huge adventure suit, adopted the automatic working mode, blasted away the garbage dump in front of him, and gradually approached the first location. nothing.
Turn to the second. A stream of frozen heavy metal water. Ordinary beings will be restrained by the weight when they approach, and die in it, and it can attract metal-like substances to approach. So the probability that that bottle is over there is as high as 23 in superintelligence calculations.
In the heavy metal water, there is no life except for the infinitely powerful metal microorganisms. They live on metals and also become part of the heavy metal water after their short lifespan.
Of course, this stream of heavy metal water is for He Ming. If he wants, he can tear up this stream of heavy metal water that is comparable to the Yangtze River.
Increasing the power of the adventure suit, the water wave impact weapon was operating at high speed, blasting away all the garbage, He Ming moved forward along the heavy metal water flow, and finally a bright, insignificant light spot flashed on the instrument.
The excited mechanical sound was sent to his ears in an instant, "Great warrior, you have found precious supplies, and it is on the edge 500 kilometers away! Please don't miss it."
"Nonsense, pujiezi, I'm here to save demons." He Ming sneered, your uncle's intelligent system is so stupid that I can't even match my computing power.
Currently advancing at high speed, the adventure suit is advancing with the highest kinetic energy, but it is still at about 500 kilometers per hour. For people on earth, it means that only by driving a fighter jet, or driving a Bugatti and other sports cars to the extreme without fear of death, maybe they can get close to this speed. However, it is usually impossible to maintain this speed, because at this speed, the carbon-based monkey's desperate sports car will have nothing to do when it hits a small stone on the road, and it will turn into a ball of fire together.
Of course, this is the era of Superman, Superman loves to pursue this kind of speed, even the little Superman will ignore some shit car crash. So the sales of Oldsmobile, the fastest mass-produced sports car in the world, etc. have increased greatly. Bugatti and other sports car companies rush to develop non-human sports cars...
"It's you, how many games can you play, or how many lonely ladies' hearts can you comfort in 1:21 minutes of Lao Tzu?"
An hour later, He Ming grabbed an amphora as big as a normal vase in the heavy metal water, smiled happily, and left here with the highest function.
There is absolutely no treasure-hunting mentality, and there is absolutely no possibility that there will be a lot of treasures in the garbage dumps in the novels in this garbage river. That is carbon-based monkey's extremely backward garbage disposal technology, and in Justice League, garbage is real garbage, don't use it so much that it can't be reused, you can only pay some money to restore it.
And with this kind of technology, it is absolutely impossible to miss a little bit of more valuable things. This is a basic business principle. Because of immortality, it is inevitable and certain to accumulate more and less. It's not a cosmic myth like Brother Abs, or a powerful god and demon who can hunt and kill rich demons to get rich at any time.
Of course, in turn, demons also hunt rich and weak races to get rich at any time.
Flying out of the garbage river, away from the colorful smog over the garbage river, I found a place dozens of kilometers away where all kinds of rotten metal and rotten steel were piled up, compared to the "abnormally clean" place. It landed on a huge twisted steel beam, twisted and deformed because the usable space had been dug away, leaving worthless goods.
"Start the cleaning mode, clean 2 times, no, 5 times." He Ming issued an order, and a kind of smoke was sprayed from the top and bottom of the adventure suit. This is an expensive cleaning smoke. The bank account of that handsome guy and brother-in-law was emptied in an instant, and a mere forty gold dollars disappeared, and he owed debts starting from 400 gold dollars.
According to his economic situation, it takes 10,000 years to complete the payment including interest.
Of course, even if it's 4 million gold dollars, I don't even look at it. This is just an hour of shopping for my eldest sister. But compared to He Ming's other wives, she is absolutely frugal in housekeeping and cherishes her younger brother's property...
"Enough, enough...don't! F*ck, I'll give you a lung." Despite the super IQ warning, Diaosi's nature is very stubborn, and after cleaning three times, a lot of smoke ruined the open space. Because the extremely rotten steel could not stand the harsh cleaning agent, everything collapsed.
Moreover, this adventure suit is an underwater adventure suit and does not have the ability to fly. Fortunately, He Ming could fly, otherwise he would have fallen into the garbage heap that was as deep as the Himalayas. It must be cleaned 2 times, no, 5 times!
The collapse of this piece of steel caused a major earthquake in the entire garbage mountain. Countless garbage residents, with an average area equal to the size of a fly, shone with metal colors all over their bodies, moved fast, and were extremely strong, able to live under heavy pressure in the garbage dump.
They quickly took the opportunity to start a war and grab each other's territory. King of these is a metallic creature as big as a cockroach. Usually enjoy the genetic remnants in medical garbage. That is the site of the most intense war, second only to household garbage. Variant creatures as big as kittens in the domestic garbage have all evolved. But if found, they are taken away, into the real paradise.
Of course, in the simple instinct of the alien creature, he thought it was an enemy with malicious intentions...
He Mingfei went to another "clean" place, quickly took off his adventure suit and put it in his private space, and then admired the amphora for a while. It was also cleaned just now, revealing a heavy black area, but on the surface, Solomon's subordinates, some demon gods carefully cleaned it. The rules of drawing, etc., can prevent being detected by mysterious forces, and can also withstand the application of 1,000 tons of force-"snap" He Ming punched it and exploded it. Anyway, there is an automatic camera around to take pictures, so there is no other use.
The amphora was shattered, revealing one of the straight bile bottles, the whole body was golden, and it was covered with dense laws that only super vision could see.
"It's more than 500 tons! It seems that in "The Fisherman's Story", our fisherman brother is actually a god and demon life? Fishing nets are also god and demon equipment? Otherwise, how can we catch 500 tons of guys."
He Ming held it in his hands, laughed, and made a "yeah." expression to the automatic camera, so that he can wait to go to the earth to show off, take a look, gentlemen and ladies, don't miss it when passing by, I released a "fisherman's story" "The Devil in ".
"Buzz..." He Ming held the gallbladder in his hand, and soon trembled violently, and He Ming almost felt a desperate and helpless pleading emotion from the gallbladder, "Please let me go! "
He knew that it was the emotion of a demon life inside. Thinking about being sealed in such a small bottle and imprisoned for 5736 years is unimaginable. Ordinary people would collapse if they closed it for 5736 seconds in a small black room.
"Okay, congratulations buddy, you met a good man, He Ming." He Ming looked at the seal, and sure enough, Solomon's mud print was extremely powerful, and Solomon would sense it if he destroyed it.
Of course, He Ming tore up the mud print now, and nothing happened. Because of Solomon's beloved, his baby is already in his belly. I have watched the internal video many times, and it has been digested long ago, so I have the hand of Brother Chun, right? or something else? Even superintelligence cannot be omniscient and omnipotent to understand what has changed in oneself!
It's a pity that it is easy to understand others, but it is too difficult to understand yourself.
A mass of khaki-colored smoke was swift and full of pain. It couldn't wait to come out of the gallbladder, forming a khaki-colored figure in mid-air. The upper body was about three meters high and two meters wide.
It is majestic and painful, its appearance is similar to that of a Buddhist, with a broad face and the outline of Ah San's face. Deep eyes and high nose, a little red between the brows.
However, even the body formed by the smoke is still mottled, shattered like glass, etc., seriously injured.
He Ming knew that it was its soul, and this appearance of the soul meant that it was collapsing, and it would disappear completely in another five thousand years. At that time, Solomon will come to take the broken soul.
Otherwise, when alive, due to different attributes, just like He Ming can't enjoy mixed gold coins, Solomon can't enjoy the soul of the devil's natural enemy, and it collapses and the soul after the fall is even more delicious.
Otherwise, Solomon had nothing to do when he was full? Spending so much effort, looking for garbage rivers to throw bottles everywhere?
"After so many years, I finally saw this sky again, ah, even though it was dark, it was so beautiful, just like the blind see the light, the dead are resurrected and see the sky..."
The khaki demon looked at the sky and said, after speaking, there were crystal tears dripping from the corner of his eyes, the size of an adult's fist. These are the tears of the soul, which shows how great the pain trapped in the bottle is. This is one of the tortures of the multiverse, the most painful way to deal with immortal intelligent life.
He Ming took the devil as the background, continued "Yeah~" and used his mind to control the automatic camera to shoot the devil's tears. Look, my brother with abdominal muscles has great sentiments of serving the people. Seeing that there is nothing, the devil is crying!
The devil looked at He Ming, the emotion on his face was indescribably deep, after a long time, only two huge arms spread out in the smoke, and said: "Good and righteous man, you saved me. How about a wish?"
He Ming was stunned for a moment, turned around and looked at it, and also spread his hands and said: "Okay, you can tell."
"囧..." The devil froze with a disgusted expression as if he had eaten a fly the size of a calf. Then he laughed uncontrollably, pointing at He Ming with one hand, and said, "Hahaha! I am a natural enemy of dark demons, a great demon hunting god, and a mortal was actually granted a wish in reverse? Could it be that I have been trapped in the hopeless darkness that is impossible to move for countless years? Here, have you humans degenerated in intelligence? Or has my language degraded? Listen, I will give you a wish, and as your reward, any wish will do.”
He Ming immediately said: "Really? Then I want the monster Sun's life, you go and kill it quickly, bring its body back and let me eat it. How about giving you ten minutes?"
"Hahahaha!" The demon laughed wildly again for a moment, and then said blankly: "Fool, are you fooling me? You dare not say the real name of that monster, so you know who it is?!"
He Ming picked his nose and said, "You are too weak. Look at mine: how about a wish?"
"Hahaha!" The devil continued to laugh wildly, and then said: "Okay, fool, you won. See my soul is shattering and disintegrating? So I urgently need to suck soul gold coins, preferably demigod-level soul gold coins, preferably Pale soul gold coins. Those things can only be produced in the maze in the south. Only they can immediately eliminate the weakness and despair in my soul. And you trash picker-!!"
He Ming took out a top-level gold absorber, a bag of high-grade pale soul gold coins, and finally took out a demon-level pale soul gold coin and weighed it in his hand. The demon was silent, and laughed flatteringly like a dog that has been hungry for thousands of years. Throwing them together, he said with a smirk: "Very well, your wish has been granted. It's still pale gold coins, which are my only possessions. Life is like a dream."
"...囧...", the devil's expression was indescribably wonderful, and he had nothing to say. He sucked the soul gold coins fiercely.
That greedy face and longing appearance can be described as the most touching scene in the multiverse. It's a real pity that the manufacturer of the gold extractor doesn't have it advertised.
Of course, soul gold coins do not need advertisements, especially pale soul gold coins. A fool will drooling and say: "Have it for a lifetime, nothing else."
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