Chapter 434: There Are No Ifs in Life

Chapter 434 There is no if in life

The scene was as lively as an audition for a talent show. The junior high school students competed to show themselves, but when they picked out an LV bag and then accepted a "big brick" wrapped in an envelope, they showed their age. Innocent and lovely.

"Oh, oh, oh——" At present, many junior high school students got "big bricks" and opened them all at once. The character is not so much lively as it is impulsive. A student who does not consider the consequences of doing things, immediately took it over, clapping ten stacks of RMB in his hand like a nouveau riche... It is really spectacular.

Think about the virtues that the youngest students of He Ming University are all impulsive, look at each other, and resonate.

Because He Ming was smiling and seemed to appreciate it, no one dared to stop him, it was asking for trouble. As a result, the TV station made a special film, and people all over the world were extremely envious, jealous and hated. Even if they lived in the United States, they could not come up with cash equivalent to 20,000 U.S. dollars.

They love to spend in advance, and the money has long been turned into houses, swimming pools, etc. How can there be cash?

Don't you see that the characters in various American dramas can't wait to squander them after earning some dollars. The so-called Wall Street elites who have thousands of dollars in cash are already rich.

There is collective psychology in psychology. To put it simply, when a person acts stupidly, if a group of people do such a behavior, everyone will think it is more reasonable and pleasing to the eye, just like a person running naked with ten thousand people. People running naked are two different things. And the feeling of the person involved is fanaticism, just like when a smart person enters such a group, he also becomes a fanatic pig.

So when choosing a variety of bags, some people are the first to scream, and other girls needless to say, well, because the average consumption level of one hundred yuan is to choose tens of thousands of luxury goods, it is absolutely... dazzled, endless .

In this regard, the staff who have been smiling all the time miss those really innocent and lovely elementary school students.

Teachers are also addicted to it. They have been waiting for a long time, and finally got their wish, why don't they choose carefully?

However, sincerity comes before money.

The thin glasses brothers in the front row ignored the Apple mobile phone and put it at their feet; they continued to ignore the high-end laptops, and did not choose them, and continued to put them at their feet; they took an LV bag and took the "big "Bricks" were put in the bag and placed at his feet at will... Finally, in front of the rostrum, he talked like a tide of flattery in his mouth.

"Blowing the past into the wind, I look forward to the reunion with you for thousands of years, in order to dedicate all of my life, life and death together~~Journey through wind and rain~~" A brother with glasses sang affectionately.

Another glasses brother saw this,

It was the crooked words that sang crooked songs at the moment: "Only after asking in the dark, did I know that brother lives in my truest heart~~ With brother, forget about her, and put everything in the world in the belief of ashes." In the middle, it's just because my brother lives in my most true and painful heart~ With my brother, forget about her~~"

He Ming smiled and nodded, indicating that he heard it, and he had the heart to kill the two idiots.

Picking up the teacup in front of him and taking a sip, he glanced at Chen Ziqi and the others out of the corner of his eye, and he laughed. Then he looked up at the various people around the camera, female anchors, well, the Huaxia people are almost bursting out laughing.

Thinking about people all over the world, it really is... "Please, brother, go change your gender first and then sing a love song to your brother." I shook my head in my heart, there was no way, there was no arrangement.

How do junior high school students arrange child care? I don't know the benefits and disadvantages of reality at all, what kind of wealth and life, people say it as soon as their brains get hot.

The two glasses brothers took the lead, and the other glasses brothers were not far behind, and another one shouted loudly with affection on his face: "In the middle of the night many years later, I covered my face and wept, recalling the most beautiful moment in my life. The person I admire the most, I didn't say anything more, I didn't do anything more, until the past laughed me away, until youth looked back at me for the last time, and then disappeared on the crossroads. Now, back in time, I returned to this At this moment, we are standing with our abs brother, and I want to say to him, 'Thank you for warming our youth and living our ordinary life. I salute you. Our abs brother.'”

Well, can you not learn the Nazi salute? The Western European world is watching too, bro. He Ming nodded and clapped his hands, expressing that he knew, feeling very helpless:

"***, are you still a time-traveling man? Please, where are the female students? Don't look at the bags, come out and get some soy sauce? A group of men, even boys who have just grown hair, treat me like this... Even if I become the sun Demons can't stand it. The one you love is not human. ***!"

Thank goodness, after the glasses brother finished speaking, a pretty, smart-looking female student finally stood up, squeezed in front of the glasses brother and others, and recited affectionately: "This poem is to our youth, and The brightest and most beautiful person in our youth, Brother Abdos pays tribute: "Why do we wait? The bell of the sea has been ringing for a long time. We should follow the journey of youth and start on the road from now on. We will never look back. Qingfeng , fragrant grass, dense clouds, thunder, rain, strong wind... can't stop our footsteps, we go all the way to the north, to the sea, we know that person is waiting on the other side of the sea, we will cross this sea. At that time, smile The wind and pain have calmed down. When I fell asleep, I saw the sweet-scented osmanthus in full bloom in the midnight when no one was there. When I woke up, the garden was full of fragrance."

He Ming continued to clap his hands, nodded and said: "Good poetry, good poetry." The smile on his face was a little stiff, of course, under the superb acting skills, under the cover of super charm, with the superficial and pathetic eyes of carbon-based monkeys It is absolutely undetectable.

But it's really depressing, he fucks, am I getting old? Inadvertently, it was actually "the love of the Yangtze River turned into tears, the love of the Yangtze River turned into singing, the sky of history..." In this way, it became love, became a song (brother), and lived in the history of Taiwan.

Seriously, is it me or you guys? Are you shy in front of the global live broadcast? The carbon-based monkeys envied and hated on the spot, and shot you coldly on the way.

He Ming was depressed and helpless, and people all over the world laughed their teeth off. Someone posted a comment on the Internet, "I finally got it, I finally got it, yes, ok, that's how it is, brother Abbas is so humorous, so funny, when I arrived at his alma mater, I Only then did I realize that there is a reason for this, it was educated, and this is the most humorous junior high school in the legend! I love it! And, in comparison, the performance of Brother Abdominal is really incomparable with that of the younger brothers and younger sisters. .Is there any judgment on the matter?"

"Upstairs, there is your father. Fuck him to death, don't think he is a foreigner who can attack us in the United States. Abdominal brother has already occupied the big network of the US emperor. Come on."

"Upstairs +

"+2. I'm from California and I love abs."

"+3. The little fan of the casino is passing by. Please bless me, brother abs, so that the casino mother can't recognize him. Go to the sewer to beg for food."

This guy thinks he is right, he discovered the ultimate secret in the universe, and because of his language, he was a little disrespectful to Brother Abdominal. Well, he was overwhelmed by Brother Abdominal's fans in an instant, and everyone rushed to be with him, his family, eighteen A passionate and moving activity has taken place for generations of ancestors, including eighteen generations of pet dogs.

The meeting ceremony was finally sent. He Ming turned on the microphone, cleared his throat, and said, "Okay, let's talk now. I'll just use one person who came here to tell some stories about coming here. For other meeting gifts, you can choose by yourself later. Of course, there are exciting ones. Well, the Lamborghini is as indispensable as the air, you deserve it, and I wish you a smooth journey through thousands of mountains and rivers.”

"Oh oh oh, thank you Lord Ron! Long live, long live, long live." These junior high school students are really geniuses, and most of them shouted together.

He Ming felt a sense of crisis, so flattering, such a reaction, such a reaction, such a flattering... Is there still a place for me in the world?

Clearing his throat again, He Mingkai said: "Of course it is different from the ones handed over to the children, because we are all grown-ups, the society, the country, and the hope for a better future (future coolies, also known as crying forces) ). So, I want to say that, in this case, we must have a goal that may not be great or touching, but must be kind and beautiful: such as chasing after a woman who dreams about things all day long and whose belts are getting wider and wider. Comrade (laughter)... This goal is very good and very motivating. But now, don't think about whether you can fall in love early, that's not a problem, the important thing is whether you can succeed and whether you can make your shortcomings dim If it becomes a shining advantage, wouldn't it be a joy in life to enter university with that girlfriend after a few years?"

After finishing speaking, everyone immediately applauded like thunder, "That's right, you really deserve to be the ab muscle brother, it's different from the old-fashioned rhetoric of the teachers, it's too correct, the important thing is success, not puppy love, how can there be puppy love if you can't succeed? "

He Ming nodded and continued: "Of course, this is just a metaphor, now... well, of course you can pick up girls!"

"Wow!" The students were taken aback. They thought Brother Abs would say, definitely not now, but they didn't expect him to say that he can pick up girls!

"Grass, this is the legendary order to pick up girls. Abdominal is the leader of the country!" The students talked a lot. The lewd nods quickly.

"Listen to brother and continue."

He Ming waited for the scene to be quiet for a moment, and then said: "Life is short, time passes quickly, study, love, friendship, family, you can't let go of any of them, so you have to handle them correctly, you can't be ruined by hormones, and you can't be destroyed by love. In the name of hurting a loved one, you must wait until you are in college... Romance action movies. You understand."

"Hahaha!" On the spot, the junior high school students and people from all over the world laughed together, and the teachers continued to choose luxury goods, no matter what he said, even if he said that eating shit is delicious, they can't help it, the strength of both sides The gap is too big, people are gods, not humans.

People across the globe laugh and cry, the latter being students in a stuffy world. For example, Southeast Asia and the Middle East are very conservative places. Junior high school students picking up girls? Are you short of burial?

And ghosts and people laughed: You are too weak, we elementary school students, no, kindergartens are starting to pick up girls...

"Quiet, quiet. Be calm, listen to me slowly." He Ming said dumbfounded. Really, the primary school students are busy playing with their iPhones, and the junior high school students have turned into an exchange meeting instead of a leader's speech.

"Of course, don't misunderstand my words, especially junior sisters, you must be prepared to protect yourself: if the other party looks like a pervert, a villain, or a bastard, you must deal with it calmly, and don't act impulsively. Life is short and short, and long is long, since you can choose to live a good life and choose to be happy, then don’t choose the bad side.”

Just after these words were finished, many female students actually started to cry, He Ming was surprised, no way, brother really hit the mark? Presenting his young and beautiful body so quickly? What a pity, are those men comparable to me? I'm Brother Abs, an incomparably great sun demon who wants to create a nation!

However, under the cover of the perfect glasses, I glanced at a few female students from the corner of my eye. Well, all thoughts of pity and pity have been thrown out of the sky. Even Amitabha, female benefactors, the old man has already hidden himself and his name, don’t ask Rivers and lakes.

Of course, with a heart full of compassion and compassion, he continued: "Of course, many juniors and sisters, the smart ones know that now it is more necessary to set a goal to study hard. After all, think about it, after many years In the future, even though your former tablemate met the female compatriots that you once imagined, were unforgettable, but at that time, he graduated from junior high school, and you, a postdoctoral fellow, have a bright future and a life so broad that you can put down an aircraft carrier And the other party can only ride a Feige brand bicycle. So maybe when you envy the other party, the other party envies you even more, and regards you as a god of war, yes, the god of battle, the Alexander of life, the Michael of life? Jordan!"

After finishing the speech amidst laughter, more people applauded. That's a great speech, brother abs! Especially the guys with glasses in the front row, it's really true!

The applause was even more excited.

Don't look at those boys who are so ruthless now, ten years later, he will be a member of the army of shoe shiners for my generation. There will be no shortage.

When the time comes, sit in front of him. Elegantly picked up a cigarette equal to one month's salary of the other party, smoked it, and waited for him to finish his service. Indifferently said: "Do you regret it? Forgot what Brother Ababs said? There are no ifs in life. Let's go, brother."

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