Chapter 444 Brother Abs Is Talking Nonsense

"what!!--"

Le Siyu's gaze moved from the mutton fat white jade bracelet to the photo with difficulty, but she screamed after seeing it. People all over the world who are admiring the perfect suet white jade saw it more clearly on the spot, so the "audience" who liked it more were taken aback again.

"Auntie, what are you doing? It seems that Brother Abdominal has never been on a female anchor, otherwise he will enjoy the taste of Brother Abdominal, and he must have upgraded. He will not be so timid. Look at Brother Abdominal's wives, all of them are demon-killing Exorcism, what a beast!".

There are such comments on the Internet, and many agree. Really, watch an interview, dear, don't scream——

"what!!"

The next moment, people all over the world began to scream in horror, because the stack of photos released by He Ming were all unprecedented "ghosts" trapped in the mirror!

All kinds of ghosts, what is even more frightening is that they are not the familiar and arrogant ghost faces of human beings. The so-called human ghosts are more ugly, all kinds of strange creatures, or the ghost faces of animals, so they are terrifying. There is no way to say.

The scene was completely silent, He Ming quickly took out a bottle of the best drinking water in the universe from his backpack, a daily necessities given by the green-headed man. Quickly pretend to be calm, successful people among successful people, drink water with gusto and enjoy the fear of the photos being broadcast.

And I was quite helpless in my heart, in fact, in fact, I really wanted to laugh out loud, and then learn the virtues of the anime Diaosi Sakuragi Hanadao: laughing so hard that I couldn't straighten my waist, pointing to the camera: "Hahahahaha, are you scared stupid? Scared stupid You guys are too weak! Looking at the photos, they were so scared that they had to wash their pants again, and grandpa scared them to go home and wash their pants! Hahahaha! Weak is just one word. Never explain.”

Le Siyu was so frightened that her face turned pale, and she placed her hands on her chest, like a woman holding a heart. But Comrade Xizi is too charming.

The staff who had taken the photos for processing were also terrified. But soon someone put up a sign, "Ask the source of the photo. Detailed process."

Taking a few deep breaths to restore her mind, the big beauty anchor laughed a few times and asked questions. He Ming naturally beamed and described a man's struggle, a glorious proletarian fighter.

With a deep voice, I understood everyone’s tone and said, “Actually, I also understand everyone’s fear. Did you pee your pants in fright? (Smile inwardly, sure.) And then, (a big chest and no brains, no learning and no knowledge) I’m a star fan of art. I didn’t go to school seriously, so I had to say, then, and then... I’m very talented.) I was also very afraid at the time. Then, I thought, after all, I am a person who serves the people. Desperate fighters. Some things, if we soldiers don’t stand up and say “no” to evil forces, demons and ghosts, then who will say it? If we Communist Party members and soldiers of the people don’t go to hell,

Who will go to hell? "

Look affectionate. He Ming moved himself again, and the life watched by the world of the dead laughed out loud. If only they had human teeth. It's so funny, it's so funny, it's hilarious.

How can a great man like He Ming be so humorous? Looking at other "people", being promoted to a demigod is so arrogant, indifferent, and nonsense-making "people" envious, jealous and hateful!

And the global people on earth are naturally fooled. Because there are relatively smart monkeys, stupid monkeys, no, it should be said that there are still a lot of innocent and cute monkeys. As a result of watching TV, Anhua's red thoughts once again set off in the Buddhist kingdom, because Ah San believed that only Anhua's red thoughts could save the country.

So look, abs man, how, how, how earth-shattering?

Some people in many rainy Buddhist places commented on the Internet: "Shiva is also crying for Brother Abdominal, a real Communist!"

In other places, a large number of people have also been fooled. For example, in Europe, the Communist Party, which originally belonged to a small party, became famous after He Ming's fooling and fooling. It seems that the ghosts of corruption are floating in the sky of Europe again. However, it has been proved by some countries such as the Commonwealth of Independent States that if power is not controlled, carbon-based monkeys usually play with fire**.

He Ming was once again too lazy to understand how influential he was. Back to the exaggerated expression, sometimes affectionate, sometimes silent, expressing a man's lofty idea of ​​serving the RMB, no, serving the people, and his urgent state of mind very well.

After listening to it, Le Siyu felt a bit weird, but out of a kind and dedicated female anchor, she immediately continued: "So, Brother Abdominal, even though you were a mortal at the time, because of the passion in your heart, Successfully fought against demons and ghosts."

"Yes." He Ming nodded proudly, turning the top-quality suet white jade necklace in his hand as a Buddhist bead.

Many, many people in China felt extremely distressed, especially jade lovers, who were going crazy.

Posted in a crying voice on the Internet: "Please, my brother, don't torture such a perfect suet white jade like this. My God, can this be put in a big backpack? Among so many gold and silver jewels, I am not afraid of being crushed." ?"

"Brother Abs is not afraid, oh, brother Abs is not afraid, oh, use the nunchaku quickly, listen to Brother Abs, if you have Brother, forget about her." Someone immediately followed up with hilarious comments.

Le Siyu looked at the pile of beautiful white jade in He Ming's hands, showing envy, "So, what kind of spoils did you get, these white jades in your hands?"

"How is it possible, just those poor ghosts?" He Ming showed a true expression, absolutely sneered, and sneered.

Afterwards, it was found out by relevant research institutes and classified into the very precious real facial expressions of the abs brother, which became extremely precious research materials. After all, studying fake expressions will only lead you in the wrong direction. At the same time, He Ming is not a saint, and occasionally reveals his true expression. Especially those poor ghosts at that time, now they look extremely miserable, pitiful, poor b that I want to give alms.

Shaking his head, He Ming said emphatically, "These good things are the latest discoveries (the latest idiot's meeting gift). In the past... a simple analogy: Can a small employee earn an annual salary of 10 million? Can a rookie get legendary equipment? Those ghosts back then were... real, real poor ghosts!" After speaking, he laughed, really admiring his eloquence. What does it mean to be a pedantic heaven and man is not a mere talent.

The "audience" at the scene laughed. The Chinese people are almost the same, but it is difficult for foreigners to understand the "esoteric" Chinese of "real poor ghosts".

Le Siyu nodded, and then it was just out of professional habit. There is also the character of a girl, instinctively said: "That's it. But it's really beautiful white jade, so beautiful."

He Ming said: "You like it? Then I will give it to you."

All of them were handed over to the hands of the best suet white jade. The shape is flawless, very beautiful, and the materials are super rich. Such a superb product can be sold for tens of millions of RMB in the market.

Suet white jade is the best of Hetian jade, and ordinary Hetian jade is currently astronomical, let alone so perfect. The flawless best product can be described as the best of the best, from the texture to the carving work belongs to the perfect of perfection.

Of course, very sorry. In the Justice League, they are just ordinary goods, most of which are artificially manufactured. That is, the process of artificially replicating suet white jade. Of course, in the multiverse, many artificial resources kill natural resources in seconds.

It's like a super solid diamond. In the natural world, there is no such thing as a dream.

There were exclamations at the scene, He Ming is really too generous, ah...we have nothing to say!

People all over the world screamed. Once again, there were a lot of comments on the Internet, lamenting that the girl with abs is invincible. Hundreds of millions of beautiful jade are given away casually.

But then an interesting scene happened. It is also because of the personality of the Huaxia people, who are more humble. So even though Le Siyu wanted to snatch them all, he still said: "It's too precious. Then shall I have the bracelet?" with a pitiful face.

He Ming once again showed his "precious" real expression. "It doesn't matter if you want it all?" I thought this person is sick? All for you, just a pair of bracelets? Hmph, brother will soon make you regret it.

She gave Le Siyu a pair of bracelets, she couldn't put it down, she wore them admiringly, and almost forgot that she was in a live interview. But after a while, the ecstasy turned into tears...

"There are still a lot, I'm too lazy to put it back in the backpack. We are destined to meet each other. Come, come, you, you, you, you... four comrades, you have won the lottery, come up and get the top-quality mutton fat white jade!" He Ming With a smirk in his heart, Xin pointed to four "spectators", two young men and one young girl. There is also an aunt, definitely Tuo, who is also in charge of cleaning.

The four people's hearts were beating wildly, and they came up as if they were sleepwalking. The on-site directors and directors escorted them away with envious and jealous eyes, thinking, how stupid, why are we so stupid? Go, damn it, brother abs must be throwing money away!

They looked at each other, knowing it well, immediately enlarged the auditorium temporarily, changed their clothes and sat in.

As for the reaction of the people around the world, the ridicule of the peers, who cares! It's not about the "audience", it's about brother abs!

"Choose by yourself." Just after He Ming finished speaking, the two men quickly ran away with the biggest necklace and bracelet. The two women were divided into several rings.

Throughout the whole process, not to mention the envy and hatred of people around the world, some people in Yuguo Huaxia are still men, especially jade merchants and collectors, feeling very disappointed, as if they were eighteen years old, going on a date with their first love, only to see their first love being hit by a car Death - what a disappointment. Sighs, sighs, sorrows, are too weak... Only the despair of loss can express my current mood: struggle for the rest of my life, come and go in the wind and rain, wash sand in Xinjiang every day, eat sand... In the end, I am not as good as an idiot Get lucky.

Life is like a dream.

Similarly, throughout the whole process, Le Siyu kept the hardest smile in his career, maybe a sad smile? I was also crying or bleeding in my heart: "There used to be a pile of top-quality suet white jade placed in front of me, but I didn't cherish it. It wasn't until I lost it that I... wanted to cry but had no tears."

Tragedy wow.

"Haha..." The expression seemed to have noticed nothing, and he did an ordinary behavior of throwing money, but he was laughing wildly in his heart, regretting it! I don't want it for you. If my abs brother doesn't show off his power, he will treat me as a good person! I really think you are a living Lei Feng.

After all, he was doing a show, and Le Siyu put on a perfect smile quickly and naturally again, and continued: "Then what then?"

He Ming pretended to be deep and authentic: "Then, that's fighting, a man's fighting... I want to talk about this point carefully, because demons and ghosts, junior ghosts and ghosts cannot be exposed to the sun, so they can only live deep underground. For example, zombies, familiar zombies, if they are exposed to sunlight or come to the ground, their bodies will burn like paper. If they are exposed to direct sunlight, they will be wiped out. And underground. The deeper they are, the stronger their vitality .Ordinary people want to deal with others, which is equivalent to fighting ten thousand wolves. It is absolutely useless."

As soon as these words were finished, they were immediately dismissed by all countries. Countries that mainly have superhumans who have illegally left the country, such as Citigroup, Smecta, Guihe, Europe, etc., record every word, and analyze each word, analyze the truth and falsehood, and analyze some information. Many experts burst into laughter, it is really timely, it is so important. With this information, we know at least one Achilles' heel of the demon.

But ordinary people realize in vain that it turns out that there are so few monsters on the earth. It turned out to be the effect of sunlight.

However, He Ming knows that it is not the effect of sunlight at all. Many creatures are exactly the same as human beings, and they are more advanced and powerful. After all, they are absolutely high-tech, because the exchange of advanced technology is mutual. Then complete the improvement of genes and so on, perfect, and the cells will not die. Light strength and physique are dozens of times higher than mortals, and they are other powerful beings. Then it is even stronger.

The reason for all this is due to the fact that Earth is a proving ground under the control of the Justice League. In order to prevent some self-righteous psychopaths like "The Truman Show" from coming to Truman, what big shots want to go to Earth to establish the Third Reich, for the sake of that "hey—" so there is no shortage of idiots thinking To smuggle back. However, the closer it gets to the ground, the body collapses automatically, and when it reaches the ground, it disappears into ashes.

Of course, the soul automatically goes back to be reborn, and then goes to jail. Of course, the enjoyment of being imprisoned in the world of the dead is better than that of the emperor of the earth.

Therefore, unless the strength reaches a demigod, like a demigod and evil Buddha whose body is cut off, and the strength is so strong that it is immune to the law, it can appear on the earth safely. Loose without any influence.

It is also impossible to have the law of instant killing demigods, not even immortal life.

Then, He Ming stretched out a hand triumphantly, and said: "So, the most important thing is to have skills." As he said, the real sun fire ignited in his hand, and his left hand turned into a palm of fire, which was very colorful. thick.

Le Siyu couldn't help covering her mouth, it was amazing, that kind of wonderful flame, "This, like the sun's rays?"

"You're a smart person." He Ming looked over in surprise. He didn't expect this female anchor to have big breasts and brains. She suddenly felt that she belonged to the color of the sun.

The audience exclaimed again and again. The performance of people all over the world is similar. The research institutes of various countries immediately started research, and the experts listened attentively to He Ming's explanation.

He Ming played with the flame with his left hand, it was several meters long, then turned into a fireball, and then turned into various geometric cubes. He said triumphantly: "Skills are really important. As I said, I am the one chosen by destiny. .I'm not (heart: definitely) praising myself. The reason why I killed those demons and ghosts is because I was born with this kind of flame ability. Of course, I was not strong enough to emit flames at the time, it was just a kind of blood, a A kind of flesh and blood. For example, my body, demons can't get close, they will be killed by me when they get close to me, and they will be wiped out. Of course, powerful monsters will not eat this."

It's really cool to finish speaking triumphantly, this is an invincible skill in the world, and He Ming believes that with a population of 8 billion in the world, there will never be 80 people, maybe 8 people.

With the appearance of 800 humans, the Justice League has long regarded the earth as a training ground for talents, not a testing ground.

And from such a place, without the help and training of the world of the dead, I was born out of nowhere, and became such a great person, and I will become the father-in-law of the sun... Of course, it will be countless, countless years later. I really hope that the sun demon will die of old age, so that he can grow by eating other people's corpses.

"This kind of ability is too little, and only those chosen by destiny have it. So, dear friends, don't be stupid to single out with demons and ghosts. Believe me, they will eat you."

"Oh. Children, don't learn. Because you haven't grown up yet." After speaking to the camera, Le Siyu looked at the flame in He Ming's hand and said, "Brother Abs, what is the use of your ability? ?”

"In addition to slaying demons, there is another important function. Watch it." He Ming said "seriously" and extinguished the flame in his left hand. Everyone was quite puzzled. Pocket and pull out a cigar?

Putting the cigar on top, lit the flame with the flame in his right hand with a look of intoxication, and said in his mouth: "Did you see it? It has such a great effect. If there is any, it is so convenient! No need for a lighter from now on!"

The "people" in the world of the dead burst into laughter: "It's so funny! And the personal space of Brother Abdominal is still on his left hand. So put out the flame and put on your right hand."

As for how to use private space on earth. The "people" in the world of the dead are all old monsters who have lived for many years. Why don't they understand He Ming's current identity? For him, it's just a trivial matter.

The "audience" laughed again. Le Siyu smiled. Said: "It's really... a very useful function. Then, just because you have this ability, what did you get later? Like the treasure of life?"

He Ming extinguished the flame and cigar in his right hand, and put them on the backpack. He wasn't going to smoke, it would be rude. And because this detail is a big shot, it has been applauded by people all over the world, good job. After all, it is so live broadcast globally. Openly smoking is not good, it will teach bad children.

"Then, just like peasant comrades farming the land, workers are busy on the assembly line. The identification process of our antiques is also a repetitive behavior, and it is more troublesome. At that time, I found few life treasures, but the leaders who were with me were very busy. I'm happy, let's dance wildly regardless of my image. It's just that I want to despise him here, to be selfless. Don't think about keeping some in private..."

With a selfless expression, He Ming said "deeply".

And the bigwigs in the meeting room in the capital laughed again. Looking at Liu Dami's expression, it's even more funny.

Liu Huo looked helplessly at He Ming on the TV, really speechless. Come on, the leaders know that. Are you embezzled? It's a pity that the people who don't know the truth don't know! This time I have a headache, but fortunately I didn't say my name.

really. On the TV, Le Siyu said rather resentfully: "This kind of behavior is not acceptable. Since it is a national thing, how can it be withheld privately?"

He Ming nodded again and again, and said with a lewd smile: "It's extremely correct. Then, it's almost the same. We went from easy places to dangerous places one by one. Then we discovered a horrible thing, a monster controlling human beings. Let me tell you Huh?" A look of feigned fear.

Le Siyu became nervous again, looked at the audience, and said, "Do you want to listen?"

"Yes!" There were shouts. This is absolute, and the relevant staff all held up signs, "Answer: Yes!"

He Ming smiled sinisterly in his heart, and said verbally: "Well, this is what everyone requested. The story is: before we went down, about a few years. There was a leader who passed through the secret vault, and was controlled by demons on the ground , He just went down to the Secret Vault by himself. He disappeared from then on. When we found him, he became a monster controlled by a demon, and I saw him..."

He Ming described Lan Jie's misfortune, and added a little bit of exaggerated artistic processing.

But it was very successful. Halfway through the talk, Le Siyu's expression turned ugly on the spot. Many people in the audience even covered their ears. It was so disgusting, eating dirt, garbage, and feces?

But the abdominal muscle brother is still beaming, and the more disgusting thing is yet to come.

"After I defeated him, I never expected that the ultimate boss is still behind. It's coming, it's coming, a female spider as big as a hundred meters with colorful colors. The leader cried out loud when he saw it As smart as I am, I immediately understood that this is one of the demons who control him, his huge mating object...I just realized that the spiders all over the ground are his descendants..."

"Ouch..." Le Siyu felt nauseous on the spot, and she was so disgusted that she was going to collapse when she thought about it, especially when He Ming believed that there were pictures and the truth, he actually took out the picture of the big spider, and screamed in fright on the spot, not at all. Dare to take a look.

After the relevant staff took it away, a moment later, the live broadcast was broadcast on the TV, and the scientists immediately cut off the video like crazy, and studied it non-stop.

Ordinary people in the world never dare to look at it, especially covering the eyes of children, and then immediately laughed after seeing it, "Cut, it's so big..."

But He Ming naturally shrugged his shoulders and said: "Don't look at the small size in the photo, the reality is so big that it scares you to death. But when I met me, I was so powerful that I tore it alive! A huge monster that is a full 100 meters tore apart! , is equivalent to tearing apart the 100-meter runway!" He Ming was even frightened by his own "power".

Not counting now, I used to be so strong!

ps: The second change, asking for collection, asking for recommendation, asking for subscription, asking for monthly pass. (To be continued..)