Chapter 433 The Teachers Don't Have the Demeanor of Brother Abs
Chapter 433 The teachers don’t have the demeanor of Brother Abs
It took 20 minutes to quickly enjoy a super meal, including eating up 20 desert sea crabs in one go... 2 bottles of light high-grade soy sauce were used. If it wasn't for the gods and demons, his tongue would definitely be numb.
However, the life of the gods and demons is perfect. After eating 20,000 bottles, the body will automatically handle everything without any bad reactions.
Then there was only five minutes, after hastily brushing his teeth, he poured half a bottle into his mouth, it was definitely "My Yida", and left the big hotel, Yuanpan had been waiting for a long time, amidst the screams of many fans , a group of people spread out in place like ghosts, and then appeared above the disk.
After more than ten seconds, He Ming came to the sky above his junior high school, stopped at a kilometer, and looked down from a high altitude. His super vision clearly saw: several relatively large white buildings formed the main body of the school. Six or seven years have passed, and there is no There are too many changes; there is a large playground on the left that is as big as a football field, with colorful flags flying around. There are dense rows of students on the playground.
Almost the same, none of the students could sit comfortably on the chairs. Many students stood with their heads up and looked at the sky. Many people pointed at the large trucks on the other side of the playground, on the wide asphalt road. point. The happiness of the smile is beyond description.
More students, of course, looked at luxury Lamborghinis, Ferraris, and big Mercedes... He Ming's super vision clearly saw the kind of eyes that many students looked at sports cars: sleepwalking, flustered, domineering...
The students with domineering eyes look determined to win. He Ming thought, it must be to encourage himself, and hope that the goddess of luck loves Domineering Wushuang.
I'm definitely not confident in my heart-just kidding, so many people draw a lottery, the possibility is one in seven or eight thousand, it's too... nonsense.
There were fewer students in the school, and He Ming found that it was obvious that the students were not as amazing as before. I have read the school’s information before, and I know that it is because first of all, their generation belongs to the peak population, so there are tens of thousands of primary school students, and 15,000 junior high school students. Now, there are only a few thousand primary school students, and only seven to eight thousand junior high school students.
Also, because the development of Malanshan City is not very good, the capable, rich, or families who value the education of their offspring go to the city and would rather work than arrange their children to go to school in the city.
There was a smile on the corner of his mouth, He Ming thought, definitely, must, absolutely, after today, maybe just thinking now, they are doomed to cry without tears, or they have been tortured by their collapsed children, crying silently in their hearts—ah, old man My God... I can't afford an iPhone... Also, my God, all the students from the capital's private noble middle school want to transfer to Brother Abdomo's school, of course not for boring iPhones, high-end laptops, etc... but In order to have a relationship with the ab muscle brother, why not fucking die in the future?
I really don't know how to be blessed in a blessed place! No wonder he has suffered and suffered all his life.
Looking at the watch below, at 11:58, He Ming had a thought, and the disk fell down quickly and steadily, and suddenly a large number of students shouted with unprecedented enthusiasm, "Ah, the aliens are here, no, the abs Brother is coming! Brother Abs is coming!" Hundreds of major radio stations around the world rushed up immediately.
They came here at high speed from the elementary school a few minutes ago.
Time is too tight, Brother Abs still has time to eat, what about them? After a while, when the abs brother starts talking nonsense, there must be time to eat a wonderful snack, green vegetables, radishes, boiled meat, not much, not much...
Landing on the ground, He Ming waved his hand and marched towards the rostrum. Walking on the red carpet, the junior high school students seemed to welcome God in their lives, so enthusiastic, passionate, and screaming-for sure, every supermarket this afternoon , the Golden Throat in major pharmacies must be selling well.
"How are you all? I guess I don't need to introduce myself anymore?"
"No, no! The god of the earth, long live brother abs!"
"Who in the world doesn't know brother abs? I read my brother's language in my boudoir's dream, long-term lovesickness, soothe my heart!" A junior high school student wearing glasses caught He Ming's attention with a good song amidst very loud shouts.
He Ming was stunned for a moment, and then clapped his hands to the public: "Good words, good words! You are really talented!" Chen Ziqi and others beside him couldn't help laughing. What a talent, he came up with crooked words in an instant.
The filming team and various cameras naturally rushed to capture this scene. People all over the world who had just had lunch or prepared dinner began to laugh again. However, due to cultural errors, the subtitles of Citigroup people were translated into: "Who in the world Don’t know Brother Abs? Women are calling Brother in their spring dreams. Thinking about Brother, my heart hurts..."
The appeal of this live broadcast is so huge, naturally some masters quickly made an authentic translation on the Internet.
As a result, Citigroup netizens yelled: "F*ck! What a bastard, get out of here! Quickly replace this scumbag who doesn't understand Chinese culture!"
The scene was very noisy, and there were young heads rushing up everywhere. He Ming couldn't help sighing. Compared with primary school students, junior high school students are like a pack of roaring wolves, including female wolves. Please don't scream so loudly. I am not a star, I am the leader of the country... and primary school students are silent lambs, or Very quiet little lamb...
Therefore, it took a lot of time to shake hands with the junior high school students, and immediately there was chaos on the scene. They flocked to He Ming and shook hands. Among them, the excitement was equal to Jin Sun's approaching the elementary school students and Justin Bieber among a group of fans, who was still a girl. Fans...Of course, both of them are rich and have already practiced Ha Toad Kungfu, so they won't die from exhaustion.
He Ming understood them. In China in this world, elections have been implemented at the grassroots level, including prefecture-level cities. After the founding of the People's Republic of China, the people have always been in a very free state, and freedom inevitably produces individuality. The so-called individuality is a state in which Chinese people in a certain time and space look at Citigroupers with so much passion that they can't understand and envy, a state that they understand but can't do.
And now, these students at the scene are in this state, and because they are junior high school students—like almost everyone, He Ming is also a junior high school student, and he knows that this age group is very, very passionate, like a world. , a colorful and wonderful world suddenly opens in front of your eyes, not to mention other things, just looking at a chick is no longer based on feelings, whether the face is beautiful or not, whether the breasts are straight...
In simple terms, come into heat and scramble to express yourself like a beast. For mating rights.
But Huaxia did not suppress them. In addition to not being too presumptuous, such as bullying other students to prove themselves men. Another example is puppy love, because the latter will give birth to some bad situations-a big belly.
Therefore, so many passionate and unrestrained people surrounded him, and they belonged to one of the most loyal and fanatical abs fans on the planet.
The heart is relatively calm, with a cynical mentality. In fact, the superintelligence and Solomon's knowledge agree that it is just the self-pity and self-pity of a low-level carbon-based monkey. Without language packaging, it is depression, or neuropathy. To put it more simply: Stupid... b.
Well, the mask was almost washed away by the fanatical fans, He Ming hurriedly regrouped, abandoned his style, and replaced Jin Yangyang's performance mode, shouting: "Go back to school to see the brothers and sisters, everyone is living a good life Is it? Is it necessary to study hard?"
Due to the abs brother effect, if you change it to an ordinary person and shout out, you will definitely be despised by a group of junior high school students with high personalities picking their noses: "Where is the neuropathy? Didn't you see the 'bitter?' on the left face of the uncle and the right face A 'b'? It is recommended to read from left to right, of course, you can also read from right to left... In winter, my little brother is very cold, even if you are a man, you don't mind."
If it was He Ming who yelled, it would be natural to flatter everyone. Everyone is an innocent, cute, well-behaved and sensible junior high school student. Never late, leave early, never argue with teachers, never have unreasonable thoughts about beautiful female classmates...
The staff came in to help, and finally escorted the "driver" to the rostrum. And teachers, men and women in beautiful clothes, under the global live broadcast, especially without the corner of your eyes, just telepathy, you know that you are in the most tender moments of your life in various shots, including the well-developed limbs. The physical education teacher, rare and well-dressed, played the level of tricking lesbians into being more tender on the night of her virginity, smiling and telling everyone to take their seats.
The junior high school students who were lucky enough to shake hands with He Ming became heroes, or heroines, showing off their abilities to the fullest; those who failed to shake hands, and even did not see them at close range, many girls sat back in their chairs and shed tears impatiently : Not for my abs, but for those idiots.
Usually, they look selfless and homeless, but at critical moments, they know a truth that everyone, especially the female seniors, often talks about, how concise, sincere, and charming.
That is: men are reliable, sows can climb trees.
Translated into a literary style, that is: When a man can be relied on, you might as well open the window and look at your sow. She is picking flowers on the tree and smiling.
Sitting on the rostrum, He Ming glanced around and saw rows of fiery and moving gazes that seemed to be looking at God, Tathagata, and his own father. He immediately gave a wry smile in his heart, feeling that this did not match his dream. I feel nothing at all. In the dream, he will bring the heavenly soldiers and generals, stepping on a colorful cloud, and return to school. All the classmates and teachers are crying and vying to be his little brother, and help him from body to soul. dedicate everything.
But how could it be possible to come back after many years? The person in memory can still study abroad for seven or eight years, just to wait for him? The abs brother from many years later came to visit? That's not funny. In reality, many students have either gone to college, or have already created the next generation, busy running on this road of experimentation that is corrupt and painful.
His eyes lingered for a while on the familiar scenes nearby, and finally stopped in front of his own classroom: he recognized it at a glance, because just like the elementary school, the teachers in that room were decorated with lights and festoons, with rows of colorful flags, flowers, etc. Absolutely no shortage.
It is definitely a firefly in the dark night, like a chick with a height of 1.7 meters and a hot figure walking on Chunxi Road, surrounded by two sides, absolutely stunning.
In the primary school classroom, He Ming took a break in the middle of his speech, and then went in to have a look. It turned out that he had nothing to say. His desk, no, it should be said that the seat he sat on had become first-class, high-end , noble, carefully crafted desks and chairs made of huanghuali wood, no, it should be said that the throne of the emperor...
It's really a blessing for the abs brother, and the latecomers will enjoy it.
Of course, He Ming still decided to take a look later, sit around, and take photos... The main reason is that, compared to eternal life, everything is passing too fast now, and maybe there will be no chance to recall it in the future. Buried forever in super intelligence, so clear, so long, so strange memory.
Let the emotions flow quietly, He Ming felt that he was divided into two people, one person sitting here, one person quietly walking in the memory... a memory caused by the current identity and ability: I am so powerful, But I was so weak but so happy? Of course you have to choose, not to live in that kind of memory and life forever, but the present self, if you continue to be lucky, you will kill the sun demon, shock the multiverse, and become a powerful god and demon among the powerful gods and demons! Legends forever and ever.
Of course, this kind of recollection, this kind of arrogance, is directly located by superintelligence: the stupid idea generally inherent in very stupid carbon-based monkeys! I hope you don't act stupidly because of this.
And another person, with a natural face that is incomparably fascinating, unbelievably handsome, gentle, and handsome, is destined to make many female students present, and even more women in front of the TV, deeply understand a sentence: "In the most correct era, when you meet The most wrong person, Sister Feng fell in love with Nicholas? Cage, what a tragedy."
The perfect creature in the perfect spoke a perfect voice, and began to say perfect words:
"When I returned to my alma mater many years later, my face was full of tears, and the smile on my face could not conceal the sadness in my heart. It is difficult to make a country prosperous, and life is not easy. After achieving a little insignificant achievements (people all over the world began to cry again: 'Brother, you have become Amazing, isn’t it considered a success? Are we considered Nima air?’) When I went back to my alma mater, one was just to take a look at it, and the other was to see everyone and talk about the experience of a pioneer in life, which is convenient for younger brothers and sisters. Take a wrong path. Of course, before the speech, we should first distribute the meeting gift, so that everyone can speak in a more pleasant and rewarding environment."
A large number of staff who had prepared for a long time began to work, and the junior high school students at the scene all said, "Ohhhh!"
"Post, post, post!"
Of course, the junior high school students shouted, "Brother Abdominal, every word of your speech is the true words of God, the truth of Buddha. Sincerity and truth, words of wisdom. We hope that you will speak every day, every moment, and every second." Talk to us! This is an opportunity that we have waited for thousands of times in countless reincarnations! Classmates, don’t you think so?”
Another guy with glasses shouted excitedly, and the next moment, he enjoyed the first time in his life, no, it soon became the wonderful feeling of a thousand responses.
"Correct, like the sun above your head, brother abs is the truth!"
"On that day, I shook all the sutra barrels, not for exaltation, but just to touch your fingertips. In that month, I crawled on the mountain road, not to see you, just to be close to your warmth. To cultivate the afterlife, just to meet you on the way." Another row of female students recited love poems together?
He Ming responded with a smile, didn't even look at it, wash up and go to bed, go to bed early to grow taller, no acne.
But it was the first time He Ming heard that poem. Immediately, he turned off the microphone and said to Chen Ziqi beside him, "Not bad, great poetry." As a result, someone in the entourage said: "Poems on the Internet are not original."
"Waiting for my brother once in a thousand years, I will never regret it when my clothes get wider. As the sun rises, my brother will die." It was the glasses brother again, and because he was at the front, he yelled a new word.
He Ming knew that Ya was absolutely original, because no one waited for "brother" in the past, and he was still a man, no, boy, so many talented boys.
Gifts are handed out from back to front, and those who get the gift are reluctant to open it. On the surface, it is for flattery, but it is for the limelight-after all, there is a global live broadcast, and there is absolutely only one chance in life. Absolutely have to go home and record it, the treasures are dead.
Junior high school students already have elementary thinking skills, so they understand a truth: once you get an Apple mobile phone, you can play as you want day and night. There is only one speech by Brother Abdominal, once you miss it, you will be absolutely sad.
Therefore, people around the world are eye-opening, not to mention domestic hilarity. Citi people admire the Chinese people from head to toe, from hair to toe. Students at this age are dumbfounded even to multiply numbers within one hundred. Including adults who need the help of a computer or mobile phone. How stupid!"
All of them are possessed by great writers, and their literary talent is so overflowing that their language teachers will be moved. If they hear it--but now, the teachers will never hear any beautiful and moving languages, because they are playing with Apple phones, God. , or two for one person? Just laughed out loud.
Because the country has not yet been established and has extensive exchanges with the world, and because the wealth is hidden in the people, the country is relatively poor, so even if education is more valued by the country, the teachers are relatively poor, especially in poor places like Malanshan City, where there are only public schools. Their wages are included in the municipal government's finances.
So, have been poor, poor! A valuable product like an Apple mobile phone is still the latest version (a version beyond a certain time and space). , Everyone already knew that we should choose the best kind of notebook, ya the most valuable, running almost all high-configuration games on the market is not a problem.
Then the self-study class is blessed, playing Battlefield, or Call of Duty 9, some idiots' stupid behaviors under the hormone hormones must be very calm, and there will be no bad thoughts of madness in the past.
However, the eyes of the teachers were bright, and they knew that this was just the beginning... Especially the teachers of He Ming, who took ten times the reward, swallowed their saliva, and used all the restraint in their lives to control themselves. Don't look like yourself. Yes, the most wonderful student who brought everything, honor and wealth, must, must, don't smile lewdly!
What are ten Apple phones, at most one hundred thousand fast; what are ten high-end laptops, at most one million! What is ten times the luxury? At most a few million! What is a big Mercedes? At most one million, maybe Ferrari, Lamborghini, what is it, at most two million.
What about technological treasures—on the Internet, the most likely one is "anti-cardiovascular aging drug"...Of course, rather than saying "anti", it's better to say remove——
Just as modern civilization is unbelievable to primitive civilization, the high technology of the dead world, even the very backward medicine, is so developed that it has traveled back *** thousand years for the earth!
As for such a drug to eliminate cardiovascular aging, the most conservative doctors dare to say that if an elderly’s cardiovascular system returns to the youngest moment and is maintained for a long time, then, ya, increase life expectancy by 40 years, In a word: ridiculously easy!
The reality is helpless and hopeless. Of course, the rich man was helpless, in pain, and yelled at this medicine with a clear price tag of 30 million yuan regardless of his image, because...whether it is a rich man or a scalper making related calls every moment and every second, there is only a one-sentence reply, or a mechanical voice , "Sorry, sold out..."
There is absolutely no customer service, no gentle and kind answers, because this is the arrogance of a monopoly overlord.
Brother does not beg you, only you beg brother.
Therefore, when the teachers looked at the information, they would almost inadvertently find out, and then spread the news to each other in "horrified"—first, there were so many medicines for asking, and they didn't take money as money. Then there are many multinational companies and large foreign groups, such as Microsoft, Apple, etc., which must be creditable, and so on.
What an impressive number? Many young teachers finally couldn't help it, their saliva flowed down, and their smirks finally came up. Including He Ming's teachers.
Being captured by the camera, people all over the world sighed. Facts have proved that Brother Abs needs a strong heart for that lewd smile, because looking at their teacher, how embarrassing, smirking, how unbearable to witness...
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