Chapter 431 Actually, I Am a Good Person.
Chapter 431 Actually, I am a good person.
Except for a very few, the children who are very smart and sensible, and who know how to express their gratitude, have expressions of thirst for knowledge, which gave He Ming a lot of face and made him feel relieved. Others... cleared his throat now, and said: "So, it is very important to have a lofty ideal, just like Grandpa Lei Feng (still alive), did he think about other things when he did good deeds? No! The energy of a person It is very small, but it is conceivable how heart-warming it is to use this energy to warm others and gather together? And it is this kind of power that allows us to unite, to liberate, and to save those who are in dire straits. The people of the world, so as to liberate the whole world, build a harmonious family, and then invest the financial resources, manpower, and material resources of developing military technology, and a large amount of resources for manufacturing armaments into science and technology!"
Chen Ziqi and the others nodded one after another. It makes sense. If this continues, why worry about the country not being strong and prosperous? The headmaster and a few more enlightened and promising leaders refrained themselves from choosing luxury goods, and seemed to strongly agree with He Ming's statement. After all, did he come from this school?
So look, what a touching, what a simple and profound truth. absolute truth.
The people of Huaxia laughed together, it was so funny, now, who would believe you? elder brother? Don't poison the flowers of the motherland.
On the contrary, people all over the world are living in a capitalist society, contacting the society, thinking about the harmonious society of others, but they have been fooled by many successes.
Too right, brother abs is never wrong. Look at us, racial discrimination is still so serious, hundreds of ethnic groups are reunited; look at our so-called democracy, education is too indulgent, too much emphasis on individuality, but it loses a feeling of... well, being enslaved and controlled , After all, everyone is so free and lax, look at Citigroup committing crimes every year...it's time for a change.
The turtle drank a few sips of tea quickly. The sun is warm. The children smiled happily, and casually put LV bags and so on at their feet. An advanced laptop rests on his lap; his head is tucked into his baggy school uniform so he can play on his iPhone in direct sunlight. 5,000 yuan for calls, and the Internet is not that kind of traffic, so it is naturally very cool.
The irony is that they would rather watch online videos online than look up at Brother Abs himself... because the former can show off, look, I am the kid present, come on, let me take a photo of the presence.
The teachers don't dare to take care of it, and the staff don't even know how to take care of it. If you really take care of it, it will destroy the perfect image of Brother Abdominal Muscle serving the people, and someone will take care of you immediately.
He Ming doesn't care, this is democracy and freedom. He understood very well, and he also came here like this. After all, even if it's him, talking nonsense, the kids, apart from being positive and hard-working excellent elementary school students, know how to flatter their leaders since they were young, otherwise who the hell will concentrate on pretending to be a fool to watch you?
put down the teacup,
He Ming continued: "With lofty ideals in your heart, everything in the world will be indifferent and full of fighting spirit, because you have given up your ego and serve everyone. Everything is calm and calm, just like the quiet growth of weeds. On the side of the road, the wild lily blooms in the mountains at dusk, and the snow falls in the silent and deserted midnight..."
There were a lot of comments on the Internet: "He is a ****, I have to admit that Brother Abdominal is a first-class essayist."
"A poet, a genius doctor, a high official, a superman, or a brother with abdominal muscles? Please pay attention to tonight's Songjiang TV station "Interview with Brother Abdominal" to solve your doubts. Pay attention, this is the first time that Brother Abdominal has accepted Exclusive interview. The content, think about it, how he became ab muscle man, what is the devil, what is the underground, how did so many babies come here. All the content, at 7 o'clock tonight, please lock in Songjiang TV station, absolutely not allowed miss……"
"Upstairs, enough is enough, advertisements are everywhere."
"Upstairs, they didn't read it for us, but for advertisers. If you don't bleed hard, how can you be worthy of the virgin interview of Brother Abdominal!"
At the scene, He Ming's absolute world-class hypnotic ability and a good voice recognized by people all over the world continued to utter incomparably pleasant sounds, but the wonderful words that the children didn't want to appreciate, there was no way. In the information age, Grandpa Hongjun preached and everyone patronized and played The phone is gone.
"So, when everything is ordinary and you have ideals, all the difficulties in the world are much easier, because you help others, and they will help you (interpersonal relationship). For example, helping an old grandpa and grandma to cross the road every day, In this way, one day, you may help a noble person. He (she) was moved by you and left you a large inheritance before he died..."
"Puchi..." Chen Ziqi, who was drinking tea, almost spit out tea, how could he say that?
People around the world are laughing again, do you tell stories or fairy tales?
Except for a few children nodding their heads, which made He Ming even more gratified, the others began to take photos secretly and honestly... So many children have their first Apple mobile phone and high-end laptop today, and they can still use it from The LV bag that my mother borrowed to curry favor with Ma Zi, of course the most precious is the first 100,000 RMB in cash in my life, and maybe the last one... Then, every time I take a photo and post it on the Internet, I will register on Weibo Children, I have my first 1000 fans in my life, and the more photos I have, the more fans I have...
Believe that such a good thing will never happen again.
He Ming continued: "People must do good deeds, do good deeds, because Comrade Gu Long (deceased) said that a girl who loves to laugh is definitely not ugly, and for example, a person who loves to bask in the sun is definitely not a bad person (文艺A special sentence for young people). Therefore, if a person does good deeds every day, not to mention the gods who are equal to the air, God must like him very much..."
After talking nonsense, He Ming finally got to the point, "Look at what I have achieved now (this sentence immediately made people all over the world boo, brother, you are not successful? You are a fucking god! ), it is because of the lofty ideals, the strong motivation to serve the RMB (RMB), and the personality of doing good deeds from childhood to adulthood, that it is possible to stand in this position and serve the people of the whole country. There are peoples of the world, doing something trivial but definitely doing their best."
Not to mention other reactions, He Ming gradually became interested, and now he is talking nonsense and dancing with joy; he talks nonsense and smiles; he takes turns showing off in n languages; famous books from various countries;
"The 16th president of the United States, one of the greatest presidents in the history of Citigroup, a person I respect, Mr. Abraham Lincoln has a saying, 'A man can succeed only when he is determined to succeed!'. Therefore, determination is very important very important……"
He Ming chattered authentically. The children continued to play with their iPhones. People all over the world hurriedly searched for this famous quote, and the result was another "tsk, Lincoln didn't say that!"
Interestingly, President Lincoln, who was watching the video in the world of the dead, smiled and shrugged to the family members who came over after hearing the news: "Did I forget? Maybe I said it?"
"...the Macedonian king who established Alexander the Great, I admire a sentence from Alexander: 'Take the world as your own hometown'. Apart from domineering, what does it mean? It is a prophecy that China will surely win, and it is also a kind of This is a hint of the truth of life. The world is the hometown of you and me. Doesn’t it mean that we will be united as a family? Wherever we go, we are our hometown? How wonderful it is to walk out of the earth together. As for the truth of life, it’s not right Do you rely on your parents at home and friends when you go out? So interpersonal relationships are very important. Children must do good deeds and unite with their classmates. Although he likes, admires, and secretly loves girls who want to dream about you, it is very rude..."
After this passage was broadcast live, a lot of comments came out immediately, "I have to admit that what Brother Abs said is the most true, oh oh oh, use the nunchaku quickly, you have no money and no girl, it doesn't matter, oh oh oh, quickly use the nunchaku Festival stick. The world is your hometown, the earth welcomes you..."
"I finally understand, I understand, I was so naive in the past...I finally understand, I understand, I was so stupid in the past...Give me the time for a cigarette, let me go to the high-end western restaurant Eat a meal. When the waiter handed over the bill...give me a cigarette, I will tell him, listen to Brother Abs, he told us: treat the world as your hometown!" Later, this comment was made into In the singing video, the main character has yellow skin but raps like a dark-skinned friend, causing bursts of laughter.
"Believe me, upstairs, even though you sing very well. But believe me, you will be so whipped that your mother won't recognize you..."
"So, enjoy life, enjoy yourself in time, and don't stick to it like an idiot when you encounter difficult things. Believe me, life is short, and our IQ can't solve the problems that have always existed, such as laziness and mental retardation... "He Ming finally said some useful words, because the earth is just a testing ground, time goes by quickly, there is no need to ask for trouble.
Of course, it is also understood by people all over the world as: "Enjoy yourself in time, democracy and freedom."
The time passed eleven o'clock quickly, and He Ming was still chattering. Chen Ziqi finally understood that the chief was not prepared for anything, he believed in his eloquence, no, it should be said that he believed in his ability to talk nonsense.
So I touched He Ming's thigh where the table was blocking. The latter is so smart, he knew that the time was up, because there was still a lottery draw, to eat... I will go to the junior high school to speak at 12 o'clock in the noon, because it gets dark quickly in winter, and that It's already class time.
Picking up the teacup to drink water, he quickly glanced at his watch out of the corner of his eye, he said, it was a quarter past eleven, and many children could hear their stomachs growling.
But the more critical the moment, the more you must have the arrogance of a great man and a leader who is as immovable as a mountain: drink tea at the speed of a turtle. I continued to talk nonsense, and finally said something that made the parents feel refreshed - there is no way, even if you lie on the wall for an hour in the winter sun, you will be very tired and hot!
And the children are addicted to the wonderful world of the iPhone, even if they cut the fruit, they have a great time.
"Okay, time is short, so this is the end of my speech. Although the truth is infinite, but Shakespeare also said: 'A man knows too much, and life is boring'. As a wiser ancestor, I still leave some fun in life for everyone .”
After He Ming praised himself veiledly again, he finally ended the nonsense, and then he said a sentence, and immediately the children's heads came out of their clothes, and they shook their necks: Turtles are not so studious.
"Next, it's the lottery. The Lamborghini, Ferrari, and Mercedes-Benz in the aisle over there belong to the teachers. Children, the third place is ten copies of the luxury version of 'Audi Double Diamond, My Partner'... "Today, the Audi Double Diamond Toys Company was laughing out loud. Brother Abs has advertised for them many times under the global live broadcast?
Love you, love you, love you, love you! That's right, the third place, Audi Double Diamond, you deserve it. For a lifetime. Have children for generations to come! Until the moment the loyal car crashes for you.
Of course, the more loyal Audi Double Diamond expects you to spend a precious piece of money in your wallet to buy priceless joy, and your memories.
People all over the world, children, and their parents who are densely pasted on the wall and in front of the school gate, and of course the teachers, held their breath together and looked at those luxury sports cars... If there is no miracle, it is considered beautiful Emperor's middle class can't afford brand-new goods, although second-hand goods are still available.
The staff carried two wooden boxes with red paper on them and put them on the rostrum. He Ming patted on the wooden boxes and said: "The lottery is very simple. The student numbers, numbers, and names of the students and teachers, such as a certain class The student number and the name of the teacher of a certain class are in two boxes. Now the students and the teacher are asked to choose a representative, and he will draw a copy. This is the third place. The winner's note is put aside. Missed the second and first prize draws." As they spoke, they picked up the wooden boxes and shook them, messing up the notes inside.
It is very fair for the people of the world and the adults on the scene to think about it. Due to the small number of people in the lottery draw, if the hundreds of people in the front take away the prizes, it will be too unfair to the people behind.
The representative of the lottery draw failed after a lot of hard work. Seeing that time was too tight, Chen Ziqi asked the school belle Lori to come up with the principal to draw the lottery. The former is admired by most of the teachers in the school, and they are convinced because of love. The latter, of course, had to obey because of power.
Under the global live broadcast, it was difficult for the school belle Lolita to maintain her dignity as a school belle. As a result... she covered her face and fled back to her seat.
The children dare not boo Comrade School Belle. Because she will hold a grudge and turn you into a joke.
"Then I represent the children." He Ming stood up with a smile. After speaking, he reached into the wooden box, moved his arm a few times, grabbed a small square note, opened it, and shouted : "Class 1, Grade 1, Dai Feng!"
Immediately, there was a commotion on several rows of student chairs, and the elementary school students over there, definitely elementary school students, cried out in shock.
Everyone looked at it one after another... Then, under the global live broadcast, the kid was too shocked so he wasn't too nervous. He just opened his mouth wide in a daze, and came up with the help of his teacher, holding a bunch of greeting gifts.
Many teachers even stroked his face to express their kind comfort, but people all over the world think that this is for good luck, after all, this is the third place!
For the teachers, it is a big Mercedes-Benz, and that guy can tell at a glance that it must be a high-end luxury car...
"Congratulations!" He Ming stretched out one hand, wanting to shake hands with the child. On the other side, ten copies of "Audi Double Diamond, my partner..." deluxe version were brought over by the staff.
But he didn't expect that this kid, who was only 1 year old and looked seven or eight years old, took a look at the Audi double diamond and started crying on the spot.
"Oh, he wants a Mercedes-Benz double diamond, not an Audi..." Someone on the Internet said with a smile.
"Why, don't you like this? How about replacing it with teachers' rewards?" He Ming said with a smile, "If you agree, just shake hands."
Without further ado, the first-year student immediately put the laptop on the ground, and happily stretched out a hand...
The parents at the scene were shocked and talked a lot, but their expressions became more and more flustered... This was expected, but they were too flustered, because the grand Benz was gone, and there were only two opportunities.
It is worth mentioning that Dai Feng's parents had already arrived outside the school, standing in the dry and cold farmland in winter, waiting for news.
As a result, when they heard the news, the whole family cheered on the spot, awesome!
People around the world are not surprised, for sure, it is necessary, a character like Brother Abs is meant to tease you. If you really got the Audi double diamond... We all believe that ten copies will be smashed into powder by the parents, and then take this kid, even in the first grade, to the hospital... Of course, he has intellectual problems.
There are two prize draws for the teacher, that is, two big Mercedes. And because there are only more than one hundred teachers, the chances of winning are great.
The principal worked hard for a long time before he took out two notes one after another, opened them, and said, "Oh oh..." A young female teacher probably just entered school; Appearance, jackpot. The two laughed together on the spot, hahaha, no pen and ink can describe the pride in it, cool, cool, cool, every pore is screaming cool.
The teachers also clenched their fists and their hearts constricted with nervous and flustered breathing.
Damn, what are you proud of, Ferrari and Lamborghini are still there! Calm down, calm down, God, bless the principal to catch my name!
my name...
God, Tathagata, Lord Buddha, please, please, please, please, let me, let my name come out?
In fact, I am a good person!
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