Chapter 409 Transformation Director

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Earth time quickly moved to 8:00 a.m. China time, and people all over the world began to turn on the TV and start a new day of life.

Well, it's a day that should be remembered, especially by women, men's... pocketbooks.

On the TV, almost all radio stations in China and major international radio stations have a 5-minute commercial broadcast.

Of course, many people see it as a trailer for a horror movie at first glance.

In a dark world with rotten water, there is no light, no wind, no life of any kind, only a faint darkness, a sad darkness.

Suddenly the sky trembled, a strong man was wearing an elegant and noble blue striped suit, with a big and thick cigar dangling from his mouth. His face is hidden in the darkness, making it hard to tell who he is, but the outline is visible, the skin is perfect, but the man who should be smiling gently has a "vicious" expression, but it feels very bright and righteous.

The pair of eyes in the darkness are even more indescribably touching, deep enough to hide a galaxy, but there is a faint sense of moisture, almost tears?

At this moment, a subtitle pops up, and there is a deep male voice, forming various languages ​​and texts for the local country,

"Why is he sad? Because he loves this land deeply, because the heart of serving the people has never changed, and it is getting heavier...Who is he?"

There is a suspense left, this man with a cigar in his mouth, super handsome, with faint tears rushed fiercely to the center of the darkness, a castle, and there is an impossibly large dragon, it has a hundred heads, and claws like steel There are so many more than a cow's hair, it is simply a super terrifying dragon with many feet.

However, it took only half a minute for this man to beat her to death, and she turned into dark dust, ashes to ashes, and ashes to ashes.

There is only one big basketball left, which is dazzling even in the dark... The man lifted it up, oh my god, a huge diamond! Perfect diamond!

Then, the man entered the castle, savagely tore apart all monsters, broke through a huge workshop, and found that countless overseers were enslaving more craftsmen, using mysterious utensils to cut a kind of thing.

He killed the overseers and saved the slaves. Then, a slave who was rescued from the dire straits offered a bag of things. He opened it and saw, wow, God, it was full of walnut-sized, perfectly cut giant diamonds.

The man finally breaks into a huge treasure house,

It was maddening to see: chests of diamonds; mountains of gold. Paved with jade into a palace. Emeralds like mountains and seas...

At this point, the cigar was exhausted, the light came, and the man who grabbed the huge diamond was immediately seen for his true colors...

"It's Brother Abs!!" At almost the same time, all languages ​​in the world just wanted to express a name, and then, almost everyone's heart was beating violently. What is he doing? He...couldn't be real?

"You guys, someone guessed the answer right. Yes, everything is true." Abdominal muscle brother He Ming picked up a walnut-sized diamond, and said in an "extraordinarily serious" tone, "deeply" authentically, "Yes, I got it." Blessed are you all, such a big diamond, 99999 yuan, 99999 yuan! The first discount price in the world. Hurry up and call... You deserve it, Completely authentic, Guaranteed by the reputation of Abdomo, starting from hundreds of carats, perfect cut, perfect, perfect!"

The background turned into a dilapidated building, and the old houses on the street seemed to be torn down and turned into a construction site, "Now, now, it is only sold in Malan Mountain, this place behind me, see if you don't, Love Jianshe Road (formerly Industrial Construction Road)... What a beautiful name, for the woman you love deeply, for the mother and wife who have worked hard all your life, come quickly, 99999 yuan, hundreds of carats of big diamonds, completely out of the selfless belief in serving the people, the treasure of 999999999 yuan 99999 yuan for sale! Perfect, perfect! Don't miss it, there will be no bargains next time!"

After the hoarse commercial of Abdominal Muscle Brother ended, people all over the world were silent for a moment and immediately became a sensation. The following three things happened.

One, the mayor of Mount Malan was woken up by his father from his sleep, and after hearing the news... "Hurry up, get ready to evacuate the traffic, and let the little idiots who go to school on that street divert, divert, divert! Let all The service industry is ready to raise prices; be prepared for a lot of imported food, tents, etc.!

Second, within the first time, including the first time after the stock market opened, all diamond, jewelry, gold, silver, emerald, jade and other stocks plummeted immediately. Major international auction houses immediately canceled all auctions of diamonds, jewelry, jadeite, etc. In pastry, in Africa, the precious resources that some warlords usually rob their heads immediately became unattended.

Three, this is the most important point. Immediately, all residents of Malan Mountain, including children who have not yet entered elementary school, were dragged by their parents to queue up on a certain street... and within China, the air ticket to Malan Mountain It was sold out at the first time, and all the reservations were made; more than 80% of private jets in China applied to fly to Malan Mountain; on the highway, there were a lot of vehicles regardless of their original plans to go to work, to meet relatives, to see banquets, to change directions, to choose Malan Mountain...

In Huaxia Center, the chairman who had finished watching the ad gave a wry smile, and looked at a bag of diamonds the size of an orange, which contained a giant diamond the size of an apple. He was surrounded by confidential secretary Liu Huo and others, and he was completely confused by a pile of diamonds and jewelry. The First Lady, drowning in diamond jewels on the couch.

"I have nothing to say, women should be very happy. Hehe, strategic precious metals have been brought to the ground?" The chairman said with a wry smile, not forgetting to glance at his wife. Really, He Ming sent these good things, she ...

Liu Huo shrugged with a wry smile, and said: "The strategic precious metals have arrived. I can't believe it. Look, including scattered metals, the global annual output is only tens of tons, or a few tons, or a few hundred kilograms. That kid is good. One hundred tons, it’s incredible. Sure enough, the devil still exists in a state society, or a place like hell? Of course, regarding diamonds, look out the window, chairman, the staff are very disturbed, because they can’t speak on mobile phones, and they are afraid of going late If you don’t, you won’t be able to buy one hundred thousand and one hundred carat diamonds.”

"Is there no sales limit? Otherwise, if they are all sold, they will be of great value as industrial drills, and there will be malicious purchases by giants in the international diamond mining industry?" the chairman asked.

Liu Huo smiled bitterly and said, "Chairman, do you think that He Ming's personality would seem to be a disadvantage? That kid is very wicked. The advertisement did not say that the sale of one pill per person is limited, and it is limited to Chinese citizens. But the on-site personnel are telling this... ...really."

"Haha, so the foreign friend ran away for nothing?" The chairman laughed, this kid is really wicked.

Back at Mount Malan, He Ming was filming an advertisement, and he also answered a lot of calls, mainly from a certain transnational chick who specializes in nonsense (love talk), and calls from Yingqun, because the art market has plummeted recently, and her life is not good. So confused, they all decided to use their superhuman strength to dig up the sunken ship.

Because some bastards dug up a large number of sunken ships, smashing the art market to screams, and they also got enough to drink. But these bosses can't do it, no matter whether they start working or not, they still have to be paid.

"Okay, of course, pick a batch of diamonds at any time, 10,000 are enough, sell you 100,000, and give me a billion."

"Are you kidding me? 99,999 yuan, 99,999 yuan, 99,999 yuan, my tongue is sticking out, can I hear it wrong? 900 million yuan is for me, feelings are priceless." Yingqun said coquettishly on the other end of the phone.

He Ming had an advertisement to shoot, so he immediately said, "Okay, come and pick up the goods anytime. I'm busy shooting advertisements. Bye."

After hanging up the phone, He Ming took the dead man's world to be relatively backward. In this world, of course, it is a top-notch product that only appeared decades later. Some post-editing is very good. Of course, the latest product is even better, automatic shooting, animation can be added, and super special effects Wait, the advertisement just now was automatically shot like this.

Now, of course, these commercials don't work and need to be filmed in the stupid, slow way of carbon-based monkeys.

However, under the power of the country and the consortium, He Ming easily got a group of top figures and a group of idiots who want to be popular, including A Huan, who is very popular recently, no matter what big-name movies have him, 24 hours, just find any entertainment magazine They all have the face of this idiot, but they can't get popular, and a large number of fans still look at him for the sake of brother abs.

Still no fire.

Because of his temperament, how should I put it, he is an annoying nerd, a stubborn fool, and a bitter country singer.

Unlike He Ming, who is proficient in psychology, fooled everyone and entertained himself, but was considered to have sacrificed himself to entertain everyone. Up to now, he has become a truly recognized service to the people, the beloved of the people of the world, and mainly the poor. A woman's killer, a man's nightmare...become a god.

But now, "God" shouted angrily: "Stop, stupid, A Huan, you step back. The next one comes up. Be dedicated, dedicated, express that deep feeling, and make the goods worth a hundred One hundred million, so cheap that it only sells for one hundred yuan, I feel deeply regretful, express my selfless, great, and deep feelings, and shout out, such as '...a hundred carats, only 99,999 yuan, you deserve it, for your Wife, and a wife who has worked hard all her life, mother! Bai Fumei, who has been pursuing hard since kindergarten, 99,999 yuan can impress the hearts of beauties, and she will be sexually blessed, sexually blessed, sexually blessed for a lifetime!'”

Except for A Huan, the other four men are obviously newcomers in the industry. He Ming doesn't like old people, such as Hua Deliu. If he shouts like this, will his mouth split open? Getting an injection is not easy.

As for the shooting skills, He Ming has a super IQ, and he learned the shooting skills through the very developed and fast director in the world of the dead, so now, he is already at the level of a top director, a top cameraman, and of course the level of a carbon-based monkey.

The top directors and photographers in the world of the dead have already paid attention to the cultivation of the soul and emotion, which cannot be achieved by superficial skills. It takes hundreds of years to continuously hone their skills, and they have the talent of geniuses, constantly making breakthroughs under the flash of inspiration to be successful.

The next male artist is a handsome guy, 1.8 meters tall with fair skin. He walks into the camera, silent for a moment, cultivating affection.

He knows about such advertisements, not mentioning the astonishing income of 50 million yuan a piece, which of course does not include taxes, and the company takes a cut. With this opportunity alone, the global broadcast, and the relationship with the abs brother, must be very popular.

Taking a deep breath, trying to recall some cheap commercials, precious memories of brainwashing commercials, those people's stupid faces are now like saints, perfectly shining with the light of wisdom.

Then I quickly recalled the difficulties along the way, the hopes of my family, and the dreams of life, all at this moment.

Suddenly, he opened his eyes, picked up a walnut-sized diamond, and let out a long roar, "I'm going crazy, do you see it, it's definitely the first in the world!! A perfect diamond of hundreds of carats only costs 99999 yuan. Yuan, you deserve it! For your wife, and your hard-working wife, mother! Bai Fumei, who has been pursuing hard since kindergarten, 99,999 yuan can impress the hearts of beauties, and she will be blessed with sex, sex, and sex for a lifetime!"

"Very good!" After one pass, He Ming took the lead in applauding, "Excellent and natural performance, trying to express the excitement and helplessness of expensive things sold at a low price, as well as the selflessness of human nature. It is worthy of being an actor trained by Communist Party members." , is a good classmate, and you will have a part in the future!" The male artist was so moved that tears filled his eyes, confidant.

Surrounded by the crowd, big people in the circle shouted brother, this time it really happened.

He Ming pays attention to speed, and with the help of high technology, the new commercial film was quickly produced, and the assistants flattered him. It is a masterpiece.

To be honest, apart from being too funny and absurd, it is really very natural and touching. The audience immediately started to do it, for fear of missing it.

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