Chapter 407 Earth Management Bureau

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Everything on the earth is monitored by the world of the dead every second. Under observation, it seems to be passive, non-malicious, and detailed to a global version of a cell. Everyone automatically joins "The Truman's World" at birth, involving everything Of course, there is no private **, because he will die eventually, so it is not fun to see videos of him flying a plane, or doing tricks to harm people, such as driving in the wild, fighting in the field.

Other events, such as major battles from ancient times to the present, the world of the dead from beginning to end, countless angles, contain countless wonderful details, let people watch a video to understand what is the reason, which led to the Battle of Feishui, Alexander swept the Persian Empire Such a miracle of war.

Of course, the loser yelled at the parties, and the winner, like Brother Xie An, touched his young and clean chin and smiled, A Jian, you... are too weak.

A large number of games can also get detailed data, which is used to replicate the real world and real battles, and then players have a strong sense of substitution, which is very strong, very cool, and even more enjoyable to play. For example, the game that He Ming is very obsessed with is a true copy of the real world in multiple time periods. Does it detail the attributes of a data character? It is related to the person in history, without mistakes, including every illness in life , injury, the impact on the physique; or what caused the change of fate.

Therefore, once an ordinary person dies, looking at his own life experience is a very incredible feeling.

And return to the world of the dead, or hell (eternal kingdom), understand the development of science and technology, can't believe it, it's absolutely like primitive people who can't understand when they see a computer.

But this is only a very simple technology, because technology is like the process of a person just walking. Now in the world of the dead, he has turned into tens of billions of faster-than-light people, advancing at high speed in countless scientific worlds, or stopping tens of thousands of people. year without any progress.

Even though He Ming has a super IQ, his personality is still his, his personality is still his, he wakes up like a sleepwalker after losing a desert sea crab with a large egg, but if he is asked to go to the sea to catch it, although it is easy, why not? Ming is not happy about it, because what to do with it?

The joy of releasing life overwhelmed the wisdom analysis that would definitely endanger the human world, and just like the little brother dominates the brain, this kind of wisdom analysis was also kicked away by He Ming.

none of my business. No, the bag is broken.

Then he patted his ass with peace of mind and left regardless of the end of the world.

A few seconds later, the Earth Management Bureau and the Ecology Department of the Dead World, which manages the Earth, immediately learned of the situation. Finally, all the information was quickly gathered into an elegant,

In front of the strong creature.

"It" laughed out loud, brother abs is so funny.

Although "it" is handsome and strong, it is absolutely not human, because its hands can be transformed into hundreds of flexible tentacles, which can manipulate the light curtain hundreds of times faster than ordinary humans.

Soon in the middle of the largest light curtain, the face of a goddess, the supreme leader of the Earth Management Bureau, gradually emerged.

The two engage in a video conversation with subtitles, pictures, and video to illustrate.

"Goddess, hello, 158 seconds ago, the 10-grid observation team of the East China Sea Ecology (grid division, easy to monitor) sent an incident of alien species entering the earth, the level is red level (red level is equal to danger, which means that human beings have no way to control it) , and will be eliminated by sea crabs). The person involved is the abdominal muscle brother, oh no! The first seed alliance hopes."

Shaking his head and smiling bitterly, a small tentacle moved a video and dragged it to the large light screen. There was that funny scene on it, and there were also detailed information on desert sea crabs.

"This is from the 'rice cooker' universe, scientific name: 0128-type khaki-haired desert, sea crab. There are hundreds of genetic adjustments, equal to the current level of biotechnology level 5, and the survivability is 111 points, above excellent. You can eat sand , including sea mud. High breeding speed and high reproductive capacity. Uses: top-quality and delicious seafood, edible. Can change the ecological environment, and transform deserts into wetlands."

It introduced, and moved a report into the light curtain. It said: "If we don't interfere, in one year, the global seas and desert areas will be occupied by desert sea crabs. Within ten years, human beings will be seriously affected, and a large number of living spaces will be destroyed. Occupied, they have no ability to fight sea crabs. In 50 years, the Earth Test Site can be cancelled, and it becomes a seafood farming planet.”

In the end, she made a joke. The Goddess of Administration Bureau nodded expressionlessly, and with a movement of her eyes, several light curtains appeared in turn. After 100 seconds, He Ming deliberately tore open the bag with an innocent expression, but she did not forget to peek around.

The appearance is really ridiculous. The Goddess of the Earth Management Bureau looked at it for a long time, and suddenly smiled slightly, which shocked the tentacle subordinates. My god, it has been many years, and it is the first time I see the boss laughing.

"I know it's him..." The goddess looked a little dumbfounded.

The subordinate responded with a smile, and said flatteringly: "Of course it is him. He is our great lucky star. Since the emergence of this 'cosmic myth' that shocked the alliance, our level has been raised and we have become an important department. It has also changed from a testing ground to a radiant star field. A large number of scientific departments have also entered the research and analysis of human beings on the earth. And recently, the No. 1 seed, oh, our brother with abdominal muscles is so generous, he gave away With our 300 billion gold dollars, it's really 'oh, oh, oh, oh, oh...' Well, there have been a lot of bastards asking for leave to travel recently."

It's such a joy. Because the Earth Management Bureau is equal to the government department, although because the productivity of the dead world is almost omnipotent, except that it cannot make life treasures, ancient gold absorbers... Therefore, everything in the government department is updated almost every moment, including updating equipment , to update some tools.

However, there is always money to be made. For example, a "person" suddenly wakes up one day and feels uncomfortable with the appearance of the cute little tentacles that have followed "him" for thousands of years. , well, let’s do a beautiful operation, but the handsome tentacles in the handsome tentacles need a lot of gold dollars.

Another "person" has accumulated a year's vacation, and plans to play with his family in one year to complete the life plan of "knowing a hundred travel stars".

Of course, "he" and "they" don't want to frown and repeatedly calculate the balance between meager salary and endless enjoyment...

It’s all right now——He Ming heard that there is an organization called the Earth Management Bureau. In order to prescribe rules, there are also flattery and warnings: don’t f*cking film my happy field battle with the earth’s carbon-based monkeys, car earthquakes, etc. to create a nation’s behavior . I can hit you with money, and I can kill you with money!

Sending out 300 billion gold dollars in one go... For a small and insignificant organization, it's just... a big deal.

The Goddess of the Earth Management Bureau let the subordinates finish their nonsense first, and then said: "You can't interfere, it will affect the mood of the No. 1 seed. Just set up a growth circle with a diameter of 500 kilometers in the center of the Yellow Sea and the Bohai Sea, and put in the food that sea crabs like... Take the No. 3 fish and insect plant, and adjust the genes of sea crabs in the plants to reduce the speed of reproduction to the earth; weaken the aggressiveness, the bite force of crab claws, etc., to prevent them from harming humans."

"Understood, those guys' crab claws can definitely break bones, so friends who love beaches, sunshine, and beautiful women, many toes can't be kept."

With a smile, a large number of small tentacles were busy working together, and in less than a few tens of seconds, a result that satisfied the goddess of the Authority was produced.

Because I am not sure about the intentions of Brother Abdominal, there is a small decrease in the reproductive capacity, but it is not obvious, because if someone has the idea of ​​​​using desert sea crabs to benefit mankind, such as people with hot seafood think that eating seafood every day must be heaven... …so you must be annoyed by turning it into a normal creature.

He is a super big shot now, and there is no problem with letting the earth give him trouble. How could the Earth Management Bureau annoy the super big shot in this regard?

The aggressiveness has also been improved, and it can coexist peacefully with the creatures in the ocean, sharing the No. 3 fish and insect plant, which means that human beings find countless delicacies on the streets every day... There are such testing grounds, and a large number of special strongholds appear every day Food. Therefore, the aborigines, the main ape-men are generally fat people, and the civilization is still in the primitive age. Because they don't have to worry about food and drink, ghosts evolve.

After reading the report, the goddess agreed to approve it, because everything can be adjusted at any time. This is the almost omnipotent magic power of high technology, the real divine power. Powerful gods and demons are just thugs, but unfortunately, the fate of the multiverse is decided by these thugs.

"Let's do it." The light curtain of the goddess disappeared, and the tentacle elite began to work, but looked at the Bohai Sea, the Yellow Sea area, the inner bay half embraced by the peninsula, shook his head and smiled, "Brother Abs just throws it away, and this place becomes A paradise for desert sea crabs, an indescribably cosmic and delicious seafood production place..., 500 kilometers in diameter, nearby countries, China, and the newly unified Han country, they don’t have to worry about food and clothing.”

"I'll give you a lung..." Enjoying a sea crab meal from other universes, everyone almost bit their tongues, except for Little Superman and Superman who were safe and sound, and the other carbon-based monkeys almost had aftertaste and smacking their lips after the meal Painful, but after the unprecedented sumptuous breakfast, the building began to be remodeled and renovated. The Pu family became rich and naturally wanted to show off, enjoy life, and go shopping happily. So at noon, He Ming couldn't help but muttered in Chinese One sentence, deeply helpless, damn it, my uncle's time was ruined by you, I want to have sex, not to appreciate the envy and hatred of carbon-based monkeys.

Pu Zhimin, who was so cool and beaming beside him, turned his head very happily and said, "What did you say, my dear?"

"The sentence just now is a compliment in Chinese, which expresses my ardent love for the Great Cold and the Republic of China. I love it so much that I can't wait to pierce my lungs." He Ming wears extravagant glasses, so he looks like an elegant and handsome professor for a young girl. The student cleared his mind, and in return touched the "female student"'s thigh.

Park Zhimin claimed to know He Ming very well, and he knew that it was not a good word when he saw his unscrupulous appearance. At the moment, Smecta's classic expression of curling his lips was again, "Okay, thank you dear for liking Han Guo. But please take care of yourself. , I don't accept women from the same ethnicity. Be careful!"

Threatening, seeing that although he is dressed in peasant clothes and muscular, it is a pity not to be a fit duck. But no matter how you look at the face, it is infinitely gentle and handsome, and in the previous shopping, it was absolutely cute, and the rate of turning heads exploded. Don't tickle your little fingers, leave a mobile phone number for your eyes, and find an excuse at night to serve the people or something, and go to a motel.

Just in front of the gate of a luxury store, Park Zhimin was among a group of excited relatives and friends, Jin Dabang, (after enjoying a lot of big crabs in the morning, he bowed and said and decided to change back to his original name. Pu's mother was so angry Chasing and beating, really useless!) As if in a dream with a smirk on his face. Softly, fiercely, many times, again... From voice to expression, from expression to eyes, warn together, "Honey, I don't like girls, don't find girls for me. I know I can't do anything to you, but I can't do it to chicks It's the same, trust me!"

"How can it be, you are my true love among all living beings and thousands of people in the world of mortals." Of course, among the carbon-based female monkeys on the earth, He Ming added in his heart, and He Ming said with an "affectionate" face. The result is classic again...ineffective.

Immediately looked around, after everyone entered the gate, there was no welcome waiter, so he grabbed the chick's beautiful buttocks viciously, and vigorously kneaded... No way, the damn Han country chick is too smart, it's useless to fool around Yes, there is no Huaxia girl...gentle and kind (innocent and easy to deceive).

So, can only speak like a man, actions have more than words. No, Nietzsche said, "Going to see a woman? Don't forget to bring a whip."

Of course, that is impotence, and He Ming must be, "Go to see a beautiful woman? Look, I am not as hungry as Nietzsche. I want a beautiful woman. Then, don't forget to bring a mace!"

"Well, I admit that your nonsense is very true." Park Zhimin gave him a look, and pulled him into this luxury goods store. Oh, it should be said that it is a department store mainly dealing in luxury goods. On the eighth floor, He Ming doesn't buy other than Japanese goods, and he said, "I'll give you time for a cigarette...to have a good time!"

In a developed society in the cold country, all high-end stores have the function of home delivery. However, in order to show off his wealth, Jin Dabang, well, is full of luxury goods from beginning to end...only four Cartier watches are on the left and right...Pu Zhi Min felt helpless after "hardly" teaching her a lesson, because all her friends, relatives, including dear little Lolita were all dressed up like this...

"Oh my God, I'm going crazy, you idiot, please take a look at yourself." In the department store there was everyone's favorite, a foreign famous brand jewelry store, and soon, Park Zhimin wanted to kill his brother, really Yes, I'm about to become a jeweler, and so is Little Lolita, oh my god, she's covered in jewels...

He Ming calmly smokes. There are also jewelry stores of the Han Country brand nearby, but he was surprised to find that along the way, the people of the Han Country, like the Chinese, think that domestic products are rubbish. They love European and American products, especially the products of little devils...

Fortunately, He Ming does not buy ghost goods, he will never pay for Japanese goods, except for some cars. After all, ghosts and mortals are inseparable from high-precision industrial products and backward carbon-based monkeys on the earth, but jewelry, clothes...fuck you Damn ghost stuff, it turns into a ghost after wearing it.

And now, in this jewelry luxury store again, Jin Dabang is crazy, and even more professional than a professional robber, he asks the waiter to bring out all the good things, regardless of the price, and hand them to him immediately. The waiters were naturally full of joy, because the news that this group of people were shopping in Suwon's bustling commercial street had already spread.

Because there are very close exchanges in the cold country industry, more or less have a national background, a certain family background, because there are not many adults in Huaxia, He Ming used to sweep goods in Songjiang, which only caused a sensation in a certain commercial street , The bosses love to eat alone, and they will never tell you, "Hey, a fat sheep is here." They will only say, "You know? A fat sheep has come. I sent it. What about you?" He has the heart to hack him to death.

But Han Country is different, one or two hours after the sweeping starts, there are quite a few luxury workers, please go to a certain place, an awesome store to have a look.

Do everything possible to please a few guys who are more enthusiastic and lead the direction of the entire sweeping team, such as Pu Mu and her friends.

As for a certain perfect creature, although they understand that that guy is the big benefactor who pays the bill, the real first brother, but they can tell at a glance that that guy doesn't like shopping, the kind of person who sweeps goods, because there is no one who sweeps goods at all. Fanaticism, and, looking at his peasant attire, you can tell that he is right, ya... he has returned to the basics, and all the desires have faded if he has a lot of money. Fortunately, the desire to pick up girls has not faded, otherwise the extinction of perfect creatures would be embarrassing. No longer come out to pick up girls and pay the bill to benefit the people.

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