Chapter 1345 Horse Newton? ?

What a nuisance, what a nuisance you guys are.

I just look a little bit cute, a little bit cute, but you want to pinch me and bite me, this kind of thing is absolutely unbearable.

So Yao Xiaoming lost his temper.

"Are you all pigs?"

Everyone: "...."

Peerless Yaoji immediately started training.

"Yao Xiaoming, how do you talk? Can you be polite? How did you tell me when you went? You can't lose face of your parents, so you did it?"

Yao Jianshe also made an angry expression, saying, "You kid, come back and see how I deal with you."

Yao Xiaoming blinked innocently, and even said a little wronged: "Is it so difficult that I am the only one who thinks pigs are so cute? This year is the year of the pig. Did I do something wrong?"

All again: "...."

Nima, this child's head is definitely opened, and this reaction is too fast.

"Yes, Xiao Ming, we are cute pigs, do you like it?"

"Hahaha, this kid is so smart, I like it so much, if I didn't already have several sons, I really want to recognize him as my godson."

"Me too. If I didn't have a dozen grandchildren, I would definitely recognize him as my godson."

"...Your uncle, you are taking advantage of it, aren't you?"

Seeing the commotion in the live broadcast room, Yao Xiaoming giggled, then blew a kiss towards the live broadcast room, jumped off the stool and ran away.

Ye Fei didn't sit in front of the computer and talk nonsense to the audience, but let the guests from behind come one by one. After all, there were too many people, and he had to hurry up, otherwise he didn't know when the broadcast would start.

"Next!"

"I."

Xiao Jiujiehu sat in front of the computer excitedly, but before he could speak, the audience in the live broadcast room was in chaos, especially the audience on Earth, many of them frantically sent messages.

"Me, Wolverine?"

"Uncle Wolf, how did you become an alien?"

"Uncle Wolf, how about taking a look at Iron Claw?"

"Like, it's too similar, this face shape, this beard, this figure, damn it, it's Wolverine."

In fact, when Jiujiehu first arrived on the earth, Lao Mo and his gang called him Wolverine, but this guy didn't know what Wolverine meant, and now he saw people calling him Wolverine, this guy turned his head and looked Looking at Ye Fei, he said, "God Ye, who is Wolverine?"

"Uh~ a well-known figure on Earth, a star."

"Fuck, star? I like it,

But I'm really not Wolverine, friends, my name is Jiujiehu, from Timberwolf, I'm glad to meet you all. "

The nine-section fox is still very stylish. After the introduction, it is very popular with people, and this guy is also very happy.

Just as he went down, the old nine-section fox came over again. When everyone saw it, they were all taken aback again. Damn, another Wolverine?

"Hello everyone, maybe you have already discovered that I am about the same size as the Jiujiehu just now. I am his grandfather Jiujiehu. I am very happy to meet you all."

Everyone: "...."

"I'll go, old man, don't get excited, introduce slowly, you see that when you got excited, you mispronounced your name, what's your name?"

"I am Jiujiehu, the grandfather of Jiujiehu."

"...You are also called Nine Festival Fox?"

"That's right, but you can also call me Old Nine-section Fox."

Many viewers in the live broadcast room were drunk. The grandpa and grandson are too weird, they have the same name.

The old Jiujiehu introduced himself and left, followed by Nishanghua.

I have to say that Nishanghua's figure is really good. Sitting in front of the computer, many male viewers in the live broadcast room turned into wolves, screaming one by one.

"Beauty, absolute beauty, hurry up and let us see the face."

"I'm so excited, this beauty is definitely no worse than the goddess Medusa in the previous issue. You can see it just by looking at this figure."

"Beauty, hurry up and move the computer up, you can't see your face."

Nishanghua directly reached out and lifted the computer up a little bit, so that her face appeared in the camera, and then... Then the people in the live broadcast room fell silent.

Well, yes, there was silence, no one spoke.

"Hi everyone, I'm Nishanghua, are you surprised? Are you surprised?" Nishanghua blinked playfully and said.

"Uh~~ It's... too unexpected."

"Nishanghua, I don't mean anything else, I'm just curious if you were born with your face on the ground first?"

"Not only did it hit the ground face first, but it also fell into the cinder pile. Why are there so many small holes on this face?"

Ye Fei is watching this man crazy, can he speak? How can anyone say such nonsense in front of others? This guy hurriedly said: "Everyone, enough is enough! Respect, we need respect, and Miss Nishanghua is still very beautiful if you look carefully. Look at how many teeth she has. Bai, look at how deep his dimples are. There is never a shortage of beauty in the world, but a lack of eyes that are good at discovering beauty, isn't it?

He is really afraid that this group of people will hit Nishanghua, and it will be really bad. You said that they came to participate in the show not far away from hundreds of millions of light years, and who can be hit first when they go to places? Got it.

Nishanghua turned her head to look at Ye Fei gratefully, then said with a smile, "God Ye, you don't need to comfort me, it's fine, I've seen this kind of thing a lot."

As she said that, Nishanghua smiled and said to the camera: "Guys, maybe you are telling the truth, because the aesthetics of each planet is different, maybe my appearance does not conform to your aesthetics, so I feel a little... .Well, it’s horrible, but in our planet and the planets around us, our neon dress family is notoriously beautiful.”

At this time, the audience also knew that it was indeed a bit too much just now, and all of them smiled.

"Ye Shen is right, Nishanghua, you really have a unique charm when you smile."

"Yes, your teeth are really white."

"Your dimples are really deep."

"Your hair is so nice."

"Your neck is really long."

"...."

Ye Fei collapsed, shit, boasting and boasting that this is going to be out of tune again, so he hurriedly said: "Stop, it's okay, friends, we met Miss Nishanghua, and we will meet other people next."

Nishanghua stood up with a smile, stepped aside, and the old Nishanghua came over.

After Lao Nishanghua introduced herself, the audience in the live broadcast room realized that there is no such thing as the most weird, only more weird, and the names are all the same. What kind of rules are these?

In the following introductions one by one, many of them were the guests of Ye Fei's live broadcast before, and people also have impressions.

To say that beauties are the most popular, when Wu Simeng introduced herself, the audience on the earth in the live broadcast room exploded with excitement, especially after she made several movies that were very popular internationally, many foreign audiences also Everyone knew her, and everyone was excited.

What really made them feel incredible was Ma Cuihua. In the eyes of everyone, a woman with such a scumbag name could not be a beautiful woman anyway. When I introduced myself, the audience in the live broadcast room exploded, whether it was Chinese audience or foreign audience, whether it was Earth audience or interstellar audience, it can be said that everyone was not calm.

"God, this... Are my eyes dazzled? Is there such a beautiful girl in the world?"

"I want to fall in love."

"Who is this?! Who is this?"

"No matter who this is, she is the eternal goddess in my heart!"

"I'm going crazy, how can there be such a beautiful woman who is so exquisite and so heaven-defying?"

"Goddess, who are you?"

Looking at the news sent by the audience in the live broadcast room, Ma Cuihua remained calm, smiled slightly, and said, "Hi everyone, my name is Ma Cuihua."

"Pfft~~"

"Damn it, are you Ma Cuihua?"

"Ma...Ma Cuihua?"

"Why? Why did such a beautiful girl have such a silly name? Are her parents illiterate?"

"I don't know if her parents are illiterate, but they are definitely a pair of bumpkins."

"What a good girl, let her parents delay her. If she changed her name to something nicer, she would definitely be popular long ago."

"Who are her parents? Let me know that I have to beat them to death. Who are these people?"

Hill Hill Platform.

All the directors looked at Ma Qingyun with a sympathetic face and told you to name your daughter nonsense. If we don't say anything, the audience will scold you to death.

"Chairman, don't be angry, they don't know how to appreciate it, I think the name Cuihua is very good, how cute." Director Liu comforted.

Director Xiang also panted, and said: "Chairman, don't be angry. Director Liu is right. They don't know how to appreciate it. Look at how beautiful Cuihua is. I declare now that my daughter and Cuihua are not allowed to Grab the leaf god."

The other directors are all kind and persuasive.

Ma Qingyun sighed, and said: "Everyone, you all don't know that when her mother gave her this name, I strongly opposed it, and I was almost forced to die. Tell me, how can a girl use her family name?" What about such a name? How unprofessional and dirty, but her mother said that a bad name is easy to support. You all know that Cuihua was in poor health when she was a child, so she was called like that. Based on my thoughts at the time, I was I thought of a very unique and easy-to-remember name for her."

"Chairman, what's your name?" asked the director.

Ma Qingyun said: "You all know that I used to be a university physics professor. I think the name Newton is very good and classy, ​​but her mother won't let me call it. I'm quite depressed."

Everyone: "..."

Horse Newton? ! ! !

This shit is not as good as Ma Cuihua, are you sure you are his real father? What on earth are you thinking? Even if you are called Madame Marcurie, it sounds better than Ma Newton, okay?

Director Xiang held his chest and took a few breaths, and said with a smile, "Ma Newton? Hahaha, this name...sting...stimulating...stimulating... ..”