Chapter 1493 The Top Scum Among Superheroes

Li Jie may have many shortcomings, but at the same time he also has many advantages. Shamelessness is probably the most prominent of all his strengths, and Li Jie feels that it is necessary to have bright spots and specialties in order to succeed in life. The first is to be shameless, and the second is to insist on being shameless.

Li Jie himself is relying on these two outstanding advantages to make him stand out from the crowd. After all, not many people can be like him, it is easy to persist in being shameless for a while, but it is difficult to persist in being shameless for a lifetime. So everything is expensive to persist, as long as you persevere, there will always be gains.

So no matter what Thor thinks of Li Jie, Li Jie feels that he must be a superhero, which is not wrong. And he didn't care at all whether he would trample on the dignity of the strong, because there was no such thing as respecting the enemy in Li Jie's dictionary. As a realistic idealist, Li Jie can use all kinds of practical means, even unscrupulous means, for his own ideals.

Thor may have had a hard time making the serpent a joke, since Asgard values ​​honor. Thor has participated in many battles, even if he is an enemy, he always adheres to one sentence: give them a decent death.

No matter how evil this person or god was during his lifetime, most of the people in Thor and Asgard just give them a break and it's over, and they don't use various methods to humiliate and trample others. From an objective point of view, it is indeed right to do so, because why humiliate others if they are going to be killed anyway? Isn't this belittling one's own character and honor? So the people of Asgard, no, it should be said that they are not just Asgardians. In fact, many people who claim to have a little conscience and decentness will not and will not bother to do such things. Not to mention doing these things blatantly under the banner of a superhero.

But Li Jie is different. What he cares the least about is the so-called speech and conduct. As an idealist and realistic idealist, Li Jie can leave all these behind. As long as you become your own enemy, then wait to be dealt with by yourself with all means. Even death will not be your relief, Li Jie will repeatedly drag them out and flog their corpses.

Just like the big snake is now, Li Jie took his dignity over without hesitation, broke it apart, crushed it, and then threw it on the ground and trampled on it crazily. After that, heat up the pan and put cold oil, add onion, ginger, garlic and various spices to stir fry in the pan, then add soy sauce cooking wine and other seasonings for coloring and seasoning, and finally throw it outside to feed wild dogs.

That's right, this is what Li Jie has to do. He repeatedly ravaged the big snake, even though the big snake was vomiting blood out of anger, he directly woke him up with ice water without mercy. Then there was continued taunting, and if the big snake dared to speak back, he would snap his fingers and make him dance. There is also video recording when dancing, not only video recording but even Li Jie said that he will open a live broadcast room for Big Snake. Orochi didn't understand the meaning of the live broadcast room, so Li Jie explained to him what Huya is called, and that is called Douyu. Of course, YY is the most suitable for singing and dancing. In short, it is to perform all this live in front of many people.

The big snake was so angry that he almost vomited blood for three liters, but Li Jie still didn't pity him, and he didn't intend to let him go. The big snake was stopped by Li Jie several times, and the big snake was either dancing or being humiliated by Li Jie.

"Asgard doesn't have such a shameless royal family like you!" Big Snake couldn't help yelling at Li Jie during a break: "You kill me!"

"Why should I kill you? Look, the number of people in your live broadcast room has increased, and there are people who show you rockets. You know what rockets are. It's a gift from netizens, which means they like you very much. Look at the message on the website, and I'll read it to you." Li Jie said to the big snake in a calm manner.

"The first rule: this grandpa is so coquettish, he almost broke his waist, but I like it very much, I wish grandpa will continue to be coquettish. The second rule: I have to watch grandpa's evening live broadcast every day, and everyone in the dormitory will watch it together. Everyone was rolling with laughter. Funnier than a home funny video, please keep up the good work of creating more funny dancing and singing. Number three:  …”

Li Jie uttered those online messages one by one, and every time he uttered one, the big snake's face turned pale. And when Li Jie finished reading dozens of messages, Big Snake's face turned livid. He leaned against the crystal curtain wall of the prison and yelled at Li Jie hoarsely: "You killed me!" The big snake's anger was very simple, because he had almost become a clown now. The so-called scholar can be killed but not humiliated, now Li Jie is not only humiliating him, but also showing this humiliation to everyone in the known universe.

"No, I won't kill you. I found that you will become a new source of income for Asgard, and your live broadcast can make money. I believe that after editing your dancing and singing into short videos, the number of hits will be very high." Li Jie pinched his fingers, and then he seemed to see dirt on his nails, and while removing the dirt on his nails, he said to the big snake with his legs crossed: "You know, this can actually make a lot of money. You now It's only been five days since the show started, but we've already received more than 10,000 yuan in gifts. You will become a great anchor."

"Not just a big anchor, I want to make you an excellent video grandma, and then let you make all kinds of shameful videos that make other people laugh. You will be the laughing stock of everyone. In this way, you can use your The laughter you bring to others atones for what you did, and the money you make from these videos can also be used as Asgard's financial income. I think it's good, two birds with one stone. Are you right Thor?" Li Jie He turned to look at Thor who was standing beside him. Thor remained silent, but subconsciously walked a few steps away from Li Jie.

Now he regrets the conditions he agreed to Li Jie at that time. Li Jie is simply the devil among devils! The so-called bone-sucking to the extreme is the case, and only he can speak of such humiliation and exploitation so righteously and awe-inspiringly.

If I had known this, I shouldn't have accompanied Li Jie to interrogate Big Snake these days. fart! Li Jie didn't interrogate Orochi at all, he was just humiliating Orochi! And this person shamelessly claimed to be the royal family of Asgard, and the royal family of Asgard should bear this shameless blame! Thor felt that the biggest mistake in his life was knowing Li Jie.

"I'm going to open a personal channel for you. I've even thought of a name, and it's called "Orochi Laughing in the Universe". You're the main fan!" Li Jie smiled happily, and Orochi burst into tears.

And farther away, Mage Ancient One and Odin's family, who have been monitoring here through magic for several days, have black lines on their foreheads. Odin has watched Thor torture his brother for many days, and even Odin is a little unbearable. He even wants to kill the big snake, at least he doesn't have to suffer. Although Orochi is a bad guy, Li Jie's actions are even more villainous than the most sinister villain!

Odin looked at the Ancient One Master, his tone could not hear any joy or anger: "Do you think it is really good for your son-in-law to do this?"

Master Gu Yi wiped the sweat from his forehead: "Well, what should I say? Ha, the wicked will be punished by the wicked. Haha~"

The Phantom Queen hugged Luo Ji and whispered: "You have a problem with him, remember to stay away from this person in the future, and don't fall into his hands."

Luo Ji, who was held in her mother's arms, nodded, and said in a low voice: "Understood, we must never have anything against him in the future." Yes, otherwise, I'm afraid life would be worse than death, and Li Jie himself It seems that he is not a person who can pull a boat in the belly of a prime minister!

Only Lan thinks it doesn't matter, scoundrels, that's how they should be treated.

Li Jie continued to perform crash-type treatment on Dashe, and also asked those viewers and fans who watched Dashe's live video to record reaction videos and give back to Dashe. The people in the video watched their own video and laughed, rolling on the ground laughing and clapping the table. They regarded themselves as clowns. Orochi's spirit finally collapsed, a generation of heroes who were not defeated by the sword, but finally defeated by this shame. Big Snake sat on the ground collapsed, and he said to Li Jie in a weak voice: "Kill me, kill me."

"No, I won't kill you. As I said, Asgard still depends on you to make a living. The expenses of Odin's family are all on you." Li Jie paced back and forth while eating an apple.

Big Snake looked at Li Jie with weak eyes: "You are the most despicable Asgardian I have ever seen, more despicable than any dark elf, any giant, or any goblin gnome! You are not worthy to be a The royal family of Sgard!"

"Thank you for the compliment." Li Jie pretended to take off his hat in return, and then continued to eat apples as if nothing had happened.

The big snake couldn't stand it anymore, and now he didn't think about anything other than wanting to die for a relief. He said: "How can you give me a happy time! Say something to me!"

Li Jie ate all the apples in a leisurely manner, then threw the core of the apple into Thor's hand, and said, "I'll give you a treat? Yes, it depends on your sincerity." Li Jie laughed again, Laughing like the hunter who saw the fox caught.