Chapter 1492 Fudge Orochi (Part 2) (Hello 2019)

Orochi didn't want to dance, but under Li Jie's control he had to. Not only did he need to dance and sing, but Li Jie also used a recorder to record all his singing and dancing. Whether it's the big snake dancing the [Pippi Shrimp Dance] or the 720-degree Thomas maneuver. It doesn't matter whether he is singing [I can't stop loving you] or roaring [Big Bowl of Wide Noodles]. All the pictures were faithfully recorded by Li Jie.

Thor looked at Li Jie in confusion: "What are you doing?"

Li Jie spread his hands and said: "Of course it is to record the precious images for your uncle. After he finishes dancing and singing, what if he forgets all of this? Of course I want to record the grand occasion of his singing and dancing now. And let him watch it well. Oh, look, your uncle is turning around with a big windmill now, how beautiful it is, and his hands are trembling like Pipi shrimp flopping in the water, my God ! This dance is so beautiful!"

Thor's eyebrows twitched, and he couldn't see what was so good about his uncle who mixed hip-hop and Pippi Shrimp Dance. There is no beauty at all, the only saving grace is that it is funny and shameful. But in any case, he is also a strong one, and he was born in Asgard. In Asgard, a place where reputation is more important than life, this is an indescribable insult! If it was Thor, he would rather commit suicide than let the video of himself dancing these shameful dances flow out! This is a lifetime of black history!

Li Jie actually planned to record it, what is he planning to do? Thor didn't know Li Jie's plan, but he didn't stop Li Jie either.

It wasn't until the big snake danced and sang for more than an hour that Li Jie snapped his fingers again to regain control of the big snake. For Orochi, singing and dancing for an hour is not a big deal, he won't feel tired because of it, but the feeling that his body is out of his control is not comfortable. When the big snake stopped dancing, he glared at Li Jie: "What did you do to me?!" The big snake's eyes were blood red, and it really looked like a giant python that would eat someone.

Li Jie said indifferently: "It's nothing, I just asked you to perform a show for us on this day of universal celebration." As he spoke, Li Jie turned the screen of the recorder over and started to play the scene of the big snake dancing just now. In the picture, the big snake is full of passion and rhythm.

Sometimes he dances street dance, sometimes rumba, sometimes Pippi Shrimp dance, and sometimes he can even dance ballet. It's really embarrassing for the big snake, even when he is old, he still dances "Four Little Swans" on his toes.

Orochi looked at the video and video, and he felt that he had suffered the greatest humiliation in his life. His entire face was flushed with anger, and even his hair was almost standing on end. The so-called angry crown probably refers to the current appearance of the big snake.

"What did you do to me?!" The big snake was furious.

Li Jie's so-called fear: "Let you exercise your muscles and bones. It will save you from staying here all the time, which is not good for your health. Right, Thor." Although Thor is not particularly smart, he is not stupid. , he quickly nodded in agreement: "That's right, that's right, it's for your health!"

Big Snake clenched his fists tightly, his nails pierced the skin of his palms, and he clenched his hands abruptly to bleed. Big Snake gritted his teeth: "Then what are you recording these for?"

"Oh, this." Li Jie said in a well-thought-out way: "Of course it is for the king of Asgard - Odin - to visit. You probably don't know, recently Odin is obsessed with "Family Funny" "Family Video Collection" and cannot extricate himself." What Li Jie said was not a lie, just like Thor was addicted to "Hell's Kitchen" and couldn't extricate himself, Odin was also conquered by "Family Funny Video Collection" on earth.

It's a hilarious video made up of all sorts of quirks and missteps. There are a lot of low-level jokes, such as skateboarding mistakes and falling into the balls, motorcycle mistakes and hitting the balls, kicking the ball and kicking the balls, or parkour mistakes and hitting the balls. Odin likes to see people bump into balls after making a mistake, and then roll all over the floor holding the balls in pain. He can laugh all day long and never tire of it. Who says big shots don't have fun? The father and son Thor and Odin are obviously the best negative examples.

Li Jie was not stingy with the big snake, he took all the "Family Funny Video Collection" from Odin. And I showed it to the big snake, and said to the big snake while watching: "Look, these idiots can't even protect their balls, do you think they are a bunch of idiots and jokes?"

"Isn't it funny that they are doing this? Seriously, I plan to add the dance you just did." Li Jie called up the dance video of Orochi just now while talking, and pointed out some of the enchanting dances. It includes the dance of Pippi Shrimp, four little swans, and a pole dance with one less pole as the background, etc.

In these dance scenes, Orochi showed his enchanting dancing posture and perfect singing skills to the fullest. He not only sang "I Play Mud in the Northeast", but also sang classics such as "My Skate Shoes" and "Song of Baked Gluten". Anyway, when looking at these pictures, Thor's expression is very complicated. He wanted to laugh, but he couldn't. No matter what, Orochi is also a generation of heroes in Asgard. It would be too disrespectful for him to laugh out loud. Killing him was one thing, but trampling on his dignity and glory was another.

Thor can't do things that trample on the dignity of others, but Li Jie can do it: "Look, your coquettish dancing posture, this unique singing voice. Seriously, I plan to let you continue to sing a few more songs, Do a few more dances. Then edit these, and then make an album, and make a special "Orochi Funny Video Collection", what do you think?" Li Jie looked at Orochi sincerely, his expression seemed to be I feel like I have a great idea.

The big snake's face was as cold as iron, and his voice seemed to come out of his throat: "You are doing this just to please your father, King Odin?"

"Odin's happiness?" Li Jie seemed to think that the big snake misunderstood something, he waved his hand: "No, it's not to make Odin happy."

"Then what do you want to do?!!!"

"Oh, in fact, we have sold the series "Family Funny Video Collection" all over the universe." Li Jie did not lie, although he said that this program is very vulgar, it is a way to express his own happiness A vehicle for pleasurable pleasure built on the suffering of others. But in fact, everyone in this world and in this universe likes it. Everyone especially likes to watch the scenes where other people make a fool of themselves, and then laugh heartlessly.

So this series is not only very popular on Earth, but also loved by many people in the Star Alliance and the Skrulls. It even led the aliens over there to play this silly game. Many aliens who clearly claim to be advanced civilizations have also joined the army of being stupid and making people laugh.

"So, your dancing posture will not only spread throughout Asgard, but I will also spread it throughout the known universe, and even give it to all Asgard's allies in the Kingdom of God as a gift! Let them know that The big snake that makes waves is now just a clown who dances and shows off every day in exchange for the continuation of his own life. Do you think this is good?" Li Jie smiled. But Thor on the side thought it was a devilish smile.

Some people are not afraid of pain, injury or even death, but they attach great importance to their reputation. This reputation can be a good name admired by thousands of people, or it can be a bad name that everyone fears, a bad name, a heroic name. These reputations are all right for this type of people, and they can all accept it. But one thing they can't accept is that one day they will become a clown that everyone makes fun of. All the notoriety and infamy will become the additions to this joke, and everyone will no longer remember how vicious and rampant they were in the past.

The only thing they can remember is their own performance like a clown. This is simply more uncomfortable than killing them. When Li Jie looked at the big snake with a sincere smile, and said: "I will let people in the whole universe see your beautiful and interesting dancing posture."

"You!" Big Snake pointed at Li Jie with trembling hands. He was so angry that he trembled and had difficulty breathing, and then spit out a mouthful of blood with a sweet "Wow!" in his throat, and then passed out from the anger.

Thor looked at the fainted big snake, and he said to Li Jie, "You made him faint."

"I know." Li Jie didn't care.

Thor continued to ask, "What now?"

"Just pour him a basin of ice water. Then continue to piss him off." Li Jie said nonchalantly.

Thor: "... Li Jie."

"Um?"

"Are you a devil?"

"No, I'm a superhero!"

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