Chapter 1494 Still Earthlings Are Ruthless
Li Jie asked the big snake to show his sincerity, otherwise he would implement his plan. He wants Orochi to become a comedian in the universe, a laughing stock of everyone, and a money-making tool for Asgard. Of course, all of Li Jie's actions were carried out in the name of the Asgardian royal family, and everything had nothing to do with him personally. All evil belongs to Asgard.
Sometimes Li Jie still believes in karma and reincarnation, because there are still too many unsolved mysteries in this universe, and it is impossible for him to understand them all. So, I can't have too much karma, let others bear the karma that should be borne by others. I originally wanted to help the Asgardians, so it is only natural for them to take the blame, right?
Li Jie gave himself a very good excuse. Everything he did was for Asgard, so Asgard made a small sacrifice, and it was right for Asgard to take a small blame.
Although it is said that the big snake is now well-known on the earth and has become a famous Internet celebrity [Grandpa Coquettish Snake]. But at present, after all, it is only spreading in one or two regions of the earth, with only a few hundred thousand fans. It is still too late for Orochi to compromise. Because the Internet age comes and goes quickly, he will become an out-of-date Internet celebrity in a few days, and others will forget him.
But if he continues to resist, Li Jie will make him a famous Internet celebrity and become the laughing stock of the universe. At that time he will be recorded, the whole universe will know, and he will not even be forgotten. So Li Jie's collapsed treatment plan finally tamed the arrogant snake.
In order to show his sincerity, he had to take Thor's hammer back and cut off the connection, and then the hammer's spirit was sealed by him. Because Jiali still needed research, Li Jie put away the harmless hammer and threw it directly into the space belt.
"I've already expressed my sincerity." The big snake leaned against the prison wall with disheveled hair, weak eyes, dull eyes and chapped lips. Now he looks like a lonely old man who has no one to rely on in the countryside. No one comes to visit him during the holidays. He can only dig two potatoes from the geography and boil them in plain water. This appearance really made Thor feel a little sympathetic, after all, he is his uncle! Although he is a bad person, it is really a bit miserable to be rectified like this, and I still have a little compassion.
So Thor whispered to Li Jie, "Isn't this almost the same?"
Li Jie sneered: "Hmph, where is this?" He sneered coldly and heartlessly, and even knocked on the crystal curtain wall: "Hey! Get up, don't pretend to be dead! It's not time for you to die yet! "
"What else do you want?!" Big Snake looked at Li Jie with red eyes, his appearance was really terrifying. But Li Jie will not be afraid of this prisoner, especially his strength is not as good as before. Odin and Ancient One are both in Asgard, he's making trouble! Anyway, the sky is falling and you are standing tall, so what are you afraid of? Li Jie sometimes thinks that he is really a bachelor.
Treat comrades as warmly as spring, and deal with enemies as coldly as severe winter. Li Jie doesn't know how to be warm with the big snake, but he was almost killed by him, so Li Jie raised his left hand and made a gesture of snapping his fingers again.
Seeing Li Jie do this, Big Snake trembled for no reason. He was really frightened by Li Jie, and Thor trembled beside him. Because he suddenly thought that Li Jie would snap his fingers to dance and lose weight!
Thor suddenly felt that he should go to Tony and the others to see if they had researched a x-beautiful potion that could be used by Asgardians. Otherwise, if I have to suffer such torture, it would be terrible.
Li Jie didn't notice that Thor behind him had changed his face several times. He looked at the big snake with a faint smile: "What's wrong? Are you scared?"
"I..." Big Snake trembled and didn't speak, because it would be embarrassing to answer this question, so he simply didn't answer it. But Li Jie said with a smile: "Actually, whether you are afraid or not, I think you'd better answer the following questions truthfully. As long as you cooperate obediently, I can guarantee that I will never appear in your life in the future." inside."
"I will not spread your video, and I will delete all the funny collections of videos for you. You can still be the big snake that shakes the world. You can still maintain your majesty, and you will not die after death. Someone will make fun of you, what do you think?" Li Jie, as a super anti...cough... superhero, he knows very well what it means to give a carrot if you hit a big stick. Now is the time to give yourself the carrot.
Li Jie stared at Big Snake's eyes, and the corners of Big Snake's mouth trembled slightly: "You promise?"
"I pledge all the honor of Asgard and the reputation and life of the royal family! If I go against what I just said, then all the royal families of Asgard will be hit by thunder!" Li Jie What he said was categorical, and the oath he made was no less serious. Even the big snake believed Li Jie's words 70% after hearing it. Because the gods can't swear by the way, all the gods are called gods, that is, they have the ability to say what they say. Especially when it comes to vows, they will not speak easily, because what they say will have consequences.
Standing behind Li Jie, Thor opened his mouth and looked at Li Jie. When Li Jie made an oath just now, he didn't have time to stop him, but Li Jie made such an oath. And the Odin family, who were monitoring here through magic from farther away, were even more speechless. Master Gu Yi couldn't help wiping away his sweat, he didn't know how to smooth things over for Li Jie. You are Kang Renzhikai! Anyway, you are not the royal family of Asgard, this karma cannot be caught on your head, right?
"What, Li Jie is actually just trying to win the trust of the big snake. Haha." Master Gu Yi felt that today was the most embarrassing moment in his life, and he needed to say a lot against his will: "He knows that Odin, you and Thor It is the one who controls the thunder, so this oath is actually useless, isn't it? Thunder and lightning will never hit your heads." Master Gu Yi laughed so much that he even felt embarrassed. He glared fiercely at Lan: Look at the good deeds your husband has done!
Lan stuck out her tongue in response, hum~ Li Jie was almost cheated to death by this family, why not take advantage of his mouth now? Lan Shi firmly stood on her husband's side.
After a long time, Odin said lightly: "If you want to say ruthless, you people on earth are ruthless!" He kept staring at Li Jie with his only remaining eye, and he didn't know what he was thinking in his head.