Chapter 1516 The Secret of Immortality
In any case, at least it was good for Tony that Li Jie didn't die, because at least he wouldn't be beaten to death by Lan. This is at least a good thing. Of course, Tony has a new understanding of how shameless Li Jie is. Li Jie's shamelessness has far exceeded his imagination, he has no guilt or discomfort for what he has done. They all believe that everything they do is correct and just.
Tony has reservations about Li Jie's cognition. However, the two ghost knights Kanbebe and Johnny admired Li Jie's character very much, because for a long time, Li Jie was the first person who got this skill and was completely fine. Not even the most cunning devil in hell can resist this skill.
Because although the devils do a lot of evil things, they do not resist doing evil things, and even say they are happy to do evil things. But in the devil's view of right and wrong, they also know that what they do is bad, but doing bad things can bring them happiness. So soul torture is actually a heavy punishment for them, because although they are happy to do evil, the devils don't discriminate between right and wrong, and they don't think evil deeds are righteous.
But to Li Jie, this seemed like a trivial matter. He didn't seem to have suffered any serious injuries at all, because he didn't feel that there was anything wrong with what he did.
Li Jie didn't suffer any harm, on the contrary, he felt as if he remembered himself and had done many great things.
As for the things he did, whether they are great or evil, sometimes it can only be a matter of opinion.
Although he said he hadn't been hurt before, Li Jie still felt quite uncomfortable. Because I was planning to leave my wife temporarily with Tony Stark and spend a long vacation of freedom.
Dracula Finidi has been captured, and the two of them can paddle water to touch fish and spend a leisurely time. But what I didn't expect was that these two had just enjoyed the holiday for more than two hours, and they caught Dracula.
Although he didn't release it on his own initiative, Dracula directly hit the hands of the two of them. So does this mean that the long vacation of the two is over?
Both Li Jie and Tony were helpless about this. So the two of them had a lot of dissatisfaction, and they could only vent it on Dracula. Who told Dracula that this guy ran into the bar where the two were, and also attracted the Knight of Doom.
If Ghost Rider didn't come, Li Jie and Tony might not have thought of making a move yet. So the two of them were also curious as to why Ghost Rider wanted to capture Dracula.
Li Jie knew that these two people belonged to the Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva now. The two of them don't stay in hell well and run to catch a vampire king. What are they doing?
So after the arrest like Dracula. Li Jie asked the two very curiously: "Why are you two arresting him?"
Johnny and Kamibe Yusuke glanced at each other. Originally, they were not going to say the reason why they arrested Dracula. Because this should have come in secret, but Dracula who was caught said very energetically: "Because their mastermind wants to know why I can live so long without dying!"
Well, now the secret is out of the question, because Dracula just said it. Kanbexiong glared at Dracula viciously: "I told you to talk too much!" Dracula farted on himself like Shenbexiong. I can't even beat these two, so can't I just get angry with my tongue?
Now that the secret was revealed, Li Jie subconsciously asked, "Huh? Ksitigarbha is very interested in Dracula's age?"
Before waiting for the two Ghost Riders to speak, Dracula said curiously, "Oh? Is the Bodhisattva Ksitigarbha behind the two behind the scenes? Interesting, as long as it's not those bastards from heaven."
Johnny looked at Li Jie and Dracula, and he thought to himself: You two, can you leave some suspense for the two of us. Can you still let us talk properly by saying one sentence after another?
Dracula looked very interested and asked the two ghost knights: "Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva, I know this guy. It is said that he is an old coin in Xitian Paradise. He obviously has the strength to compete with Buddha or even stronger, but He has never returned to Xitian, but has been staying in hell. Is he planning something big?"
Johnny rolled his eyes: "That's not what you should care about. You just need to tell me why you can live so long. Ordinary gods can only live for five thousand years, and Jehovah in heaven is considered the longest-lived. An old bastard, he has only lived for more than seven thousand years, but he is already considered an old monster among the gods."
"That's right, the Lord of Heaven is indeed an old monster, and this old monster has been trying to find the secret of longevity for me. Hehe, how could he obtain such a secret?" I don't like it. Perhaps it was also related to Jehovah’s pursuit of him that he retreated bravely at the beginning and kept his name incognito for so many years.
"But Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva wants to know this secret book, but I can tell him." Speaking of this, Dracula showed a smirk, and there was an indescribable excitement in his eyes, like a brat who is about to succeed in a prank generally.
Johnny: "Can you reveal this secret so easily?" Johnny looked at Dracula suspiciously, as if the secret had been obtained without any effort. Is it really okay for him to say it in front of so many people? Isn't this an important secret?
"Why not?" Dracula asked back: "Even if I tell you the method, most of you will not be able to do the same as me."
Li Jie looked at Dracula: "Why?"
Dracula raised his head: "Because if you want to live forever, you need to please a woman. And you must please her from every place, but you must master a degree. You need to have crazy sex with her , but not too much. Otherwise, what you get is not immortality, but never living. You need to make this woman like you, but not too much, you are marked by her as a member of her harem, let her Remembering you, when I think of it, I will summon you to spend the spring night with her. Only in this way can you live forever. I guess Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva can't do this! Hahaha!"
"Huh?" The four of Li Jie looked at each other in blank dismay. What Dracula said was a bit profound. What does it mean? What is crazy sex with a woman? But Dracula was right in saying that Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva really couldn't meet this condition.
Tony asked Dracula with interest: "Who is this woman you are talking about?"
Dracula laughed: "Death!"
ps: In the Marvel comics, Death among the five gods of the universe can be regarded as a dissatisfied boudoir and dissatisfied woman. She especially likes people with strong vitality. For example, after Wolverine died and entered hell, he was favored by death. Then she pulled Wolverine to have sex day and night, making the mighty Wolverine almost collapsed.
And Death also likes Deadpool very much, because Deadpool's vitality is also very strong. So in order to prevent himself from being green, Thanos used all his strength to curse Deadpool to never die.
So I made a reasonable adaptation of Dracula's situation based on the comics. Also, ask for a ticket.