Those Years when Marvel Was a Superhero

Chapter 1532 Can You Give Someone Who Stutters?

"So you're just two heartless guys who are planning to make love to Mindy and Laura?" Li Jie said this to David and Sam while eating coarse grain bread and drinking skim milk. At the same time, their lunch was laid out in front of them: baked firm chicken breast and poached broccoli with a side of yogurt. The two of them looked at these things and had no desire to eat them at all. These things are too tasteless, and they don't know how Nightcrawler managed to eat them.

In fact, Li Jie has lost a lot of weight now, and now he mainly loses fat, because his current body fat percentage is still relatively high. That is, although the weight has been lost, the fat is still there. Generally speaking, people who have experienced weight loss know that fat is bigger than muscle under the same weight, so when two people standing together with a height of 1.7 meters and a weight of 75 kg stand together, but because of different body fat percentages, they will also lose weight. completely different senses. The one with a body fat rate of only 10 percent, no one would think he is fat, but would think that he has a particularly beautiful and perfect figure. As for the person with a body fat rate of 17%, everyone will think that he needs to lose weight. Because he already has a protruding belly, flabby arms and thighs.

Li Jie's current situation is like this. His weight is already normal, but he still doesn't have the beautiful eight-pack abs he used to have, and his stomach is still loose and elastic. And the arm muscles are not that solid. According to Lan's words, Li Jie has not yet reached middle age, but he already has the greasy feeling of a middle-aged man.

And when Li Jie was eating lunch and admiring Thor's graceful dance, he couldn't help but lecture the two boys: "You two guys also want to make love to Mindy and Laura? Why not?" Go look in the mirror!"

"Uh." The two boys were silent for a while. David, the kid, naturally felt that he was not worthy, but Sam didn't think so, he thought he was pretty good. So Sam couldn't help but said, "Why can't I!"

"Just because you want sisters to bloom, you are blind!" Li Jie also patted Sam on the head unceremoniously. Sam was a little uncomfortable being patted like this at this age, after all, he was already twenty , It's not the age of fourteen or fifteen years old. But as soon as he wanted to resist Li Jie, he pointed to Thor who was singing: "Faker~Spicy Girl~" and was still dancing a sexy pole dance. Li Jie grinned: "Why? Want to resist ?”

Sam glanced at Thor, then swallowed hard: "No, no, no. I just think what you said is right. Maybe I really want to be blind."

Li Jie watched Sam sit back brightly, he nodded in satisfaction, Li Jie thought to himself: I should also be to blame for this, I lied to Sam by acting with two girls, which caused his self-confidence to be a bit overinflated up. After thinking about it, he still needs to be corrected, otherwise he will keep thinking like this, or he will be blind, or become a psychopath.

And David too, he is a little too inferior to Mindy, he is not confident enough. In fact, he did a pretty good job. After he saved the two girls, he could see that Mindy had a crush on him, but this guy was too insecure to speak up. If you don't ask, are you still waiting for Mindy to ask you? Mindy is a very proud girl!

Li Jie was a little annoyed when he thought of this, and he snapped his fingers again when he was annoyed. Thor, who was still dancing the traditional Bulgarian dance, changed his style of painting. The expression on his face changed from caressing to beaming as he stepped on the square step: "My hometown, I live in this village~ I am this You are born and bred in the village~" and also danced the big Yangko.

Seeing Thor like this, Li Jie felt that his mood was much better. There is an old saying that goes well: there is nothing more joyful than building joy out of other people's pain.

After thinking for a while, Li Jie ate the lunch quota at noon today and said to the two big boys: "I just ask, do you like Mindy and Laura! To be honest, if you dare to lie, I will let you lie." You stay with him, and I will also videotape you and send it to Youtubie.” Li Jie pointed to Thor who was dancing the big yangko, and Thor was smiling and beaming, but in the presence of Sam and David It looks scary.

Nightcrawler is really scary, he can make people lose their minds with just a snap of his fingers, and then start singing and dancing, and he can't resist. This point is too terrifying, and a scholar can't be killed without humiliation. If I was killed by those uncles, it would be no more than a nod to the ground, but if I disobeyed the night walker, then it would not only be a nod to the head. His own reputation will be completely ruined. Twenty-year-old boys are the most face-saving age. When the two of them thought that they were going to sing: when the spring breeze of reform is blowing all over the ground, and the people of the earth are really up to date, both of them couldn't help shivering.

Facing the questioning of the Nightcrawler, the two big boys did not dare to lie. Because they are facing the lying ancestors, lying in front of the night walker will definitely be exposed. The consequence of being exposed is dancing, and it's a very shameful kind.

So even Sam nodded without daring to lie: "Yes." David also nodded: "Me too."

With the background music sung by Thor, Li Jie asked the two, "Tell me who you like!"

David hesitated for a while and said, "I...I like Mindy." Not surprisingly.

But Sam struggled for a long time before saying: "Actually, that, I want both." Well, it's the children who make the choice, and of course I want them all for the grown-ups.

Li Jie looked at Sam for a long time, and kept staring at Sam feeling guilty: "Well, am I going too far?"

"The laws of the earth do not allow polygamy!" Li Jie's words were a little cold.

"But isn't it possible to get a few more colored ones in the Middle East?" Sam was a little dissatisfied.

Li Jie sneered: "I will make the colored guy disappear slowly!"

"Wait, you are a superhero, you can't say such politically correct words. Otherwise, you will be banned by Harmony, and your comics and novels will be banned!" Sam immediately reminded Li Jie. Li Jie also felt that he seemed to have said something wrong. Some things can be done but cannot be said. For example, to eliminate the color problem, he and Rogers have been doing it for the past few years, but they cannot say it. It is political injustice. correct. This is very troublesome, because there is still a group of [Yan Minggui] licking dogs in this world.

"I think the two of you still lack enough experience. Starting tomorrow, you and I will go out together to hone your will! David, you need to be more confident, and Sam, you need to know what humility is!" Li Jie felt that he had finally regained Find an excuse to get away from your daily brown bread and boiled broccoli. Of course, I mainly need to temper the two young men so that they can improve their flaws in character. Li Jie was thinking about how to improve the character flaws of the two boys, so he snapped his fingers again. Thor, who had been dancing for five full hours, sat down on the ground with almost parched mouth and weak legs.

He reached out to Li Jie with trembling hands: "Give...give me a stutter."

Li Jie generously threw the black bread in front of Thor and said, "Eat it~!"

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