Chapter 1536 Thor Loses Weight
Thor felt that he had never suffered such pain in his divine life. Since Heimdall was sent from Asgard to Earth that day, his divine life began an unprecedented tragedy. As expected, he was tricked by Li Jie, who has a small belly. As soon as he came back here, before he even had time to make any preparations, Li Jie snapped his fingers, and then he fell into endless singing and dancing!
And unlike the singing and dancing gem in the past, now Li Jie has a more powerful and complete special version of the infinite gem. This set of infinity stones from the cartoon universe is horrible. The cartoon universe should have been the most positive and optimistic one in the entire universe. So the Infinity Gem of this universe is also infinitely positive and optimistic. It is all based on music, dance, hope, etc. that bring people happiness. These were originally very positive and inspiring emotions, but when all these fell into Li Jie's hands, everything changed. The characteristic of Nightcrawler is that it can always turn these things that should bring people joy into all kinds of terrible weapons.
For example, he used these things to deal with himself, so that he became uncontrollable and began to sing and dance. And he couldn't even escape the control of this set of music and dance entertainment gems. After having a complete set of entertainment version of infinite gems, Li Jie's combat effectiveness became even stronger. Although I am very powerful as a Thor, I can't resist Li Jie.
It has been half a month since I returned to Earth, and the situation I face every day is that Li Jie snaps his fingers to make me dance before I wake up in the morning. It was already noon when he regained consciousness, at this time Li Jie would throw a piece of black bread to himself. And I have been doing a lot of exercise all morning, and I can't get enough of a piece of black bread. But if he wants to order more food, then Li Jie will torture himself even more.
And after lunch, he would rest for an hour at most, and then Li Jie would snap his fingers again to plunge himself into the dance. After I regained my senses, I should have dinner. And after dinner, I was so tired that my legs could barely support my body. Fall asleep after barely taking a shower. There were even times when the famous Thor almost drowned in the bathtub. Because I was so tired, I fell asleep while taking a shower.
I am a majestic Nine Heavens Thunder God! Was he tortured like this? Is there any reason for this? Is there still a king's law?
It's not that Thor didn't want to escape, but every escape ended in failure. Because every time he escaped, he would be discovered by Li Jie, and he didn't know what method Li Jie used to monitor him. As long as he moves a little bit, he can catch himself, and then Thor has to start singing and dancing along with the music: "Who~ brought you to my side, it's that~round bright moon~bright moon~"
Of course, Li Jie will not tell Thor that his wife Lan is actually watching him. Because Lan's resentment towards Thor is no less than Li Jie's. If it wasn't for Thor, would my husband have gotten fat? So Lan has been guarding Thor all the time, preventing Thor from escaping.
However, in order to maintain her personality as a magical girl, Lan couldn't directly come forward to do this. But she can tell Li Jie about Thor's every move, as long as Thor wants to step out of Tony's house, she will find out immediately, and then notify Li Jie. Li Jie will snap his fingers, and then Thor will start singing and dancing crazily.
Now Thor has been singing and dancing for a long time, and Li Jie even made a video for him. And Tony's family is used to watching Thor's song and dance performance while having dinner. Because Thor's dance is rare, and because it was influenced by Li Jie's entertainment Infinity Gems, Thor's singing and dancing are actually surprisingly professional and pleasant.
For example, he sang: "In 2017, it was a spring. A handsome guy drew a circle on the edge of the earth's space~" When singing this song, Tony couldn't help but think back to himself and Li Jie several years ago. Form the Illuminati together, and then start to kick off the magnificent cosmic era on Earth.
There is also Thor who can sing: "Who is singing a love song, warming the loneliness. The white clouds are long, the blue sky is still, and the tears are drifting." When dancing ghost steps at the same time, this time is still very enjoyable. Just think about it, a 300-pound fat man is singing and dancing Ghost Step at the same time, the fat all over his body can shake like the waves of the Pacific Ocean. It was magnificent, and little Jane was delighted.
Little Jenny's favorite thing to do every day is to imitate Thor and sing and dance together. She finds it very interesting. For such a little girl who is only five years old, she is quite cute as she dances and sings. But for Thor, I don't know whether to describe it as cute or disgusting.
Because when he started to swing wildly, the fat on his body began to shake along with it. And the obese face will show a knowing smile. And when Thor is singing and dancing, he can still hear sounds other than his dancing and singing. Listen carefully, do you hear the sound of [啪啪啪]? Is that someone applauding? No! It was the sound made when large pieces of fat collided with each other. And the sound of these fat bumps can also be the accompaniment of Thor on the drums. So such a performance is actually quite rare.
And every time he went to Thor to rest, he was tired and hungry. Li Jie always put a piece of black bread in front of him and said, "Eat it."
Thor picked up the black bread, and he cried out in tears: "It's not enough!"
"If you want to lose weight, you can only eat so much!" Li Jie made a decision with a wave of his hand. People often say that happiness comes from comparison, Li Jie now thinks this is very reasonable. Because he originally felt that his weight loss life was very difficult, and he had to eat boiled broccoli, whole wheat bread and boiled chicken breast every day. At first, he was almost unable to support himself anymore, but when he saw that Tuoer could only lie on the ground eating black bread, Li Jie felt that life was still full of hope! I can still keep going!
And this kind of weight loss life is still very fast, David and Sam were also forced to join the night crawler's weight loss activities, because Li Jie couldn't accept these two boys eating, eating, and playing around. day. Fortunately, Li Jie's main goal now is to lose fat, so the food supply is still sufficient. Both David and Sam can still eat enough.
But what no one expected was that in Li Jie's behavior of losing weight to Thor. This big fat man who weighed more than 350 kilograms actually lost weight quickly. Like a punctured balloon, Thor quickly dried up. Even before Li Jie's body fat rate returned to normal, Thor had already brought his weight under control.
"90kg!" Thor screamed to the sky, this is a very normal weight for his body type, and now Nightcrawler finally has no excuse to continue to lose weight crazily! I can live a good life. But Li Jie, the Nightcrawler, poured cold water on him: "Although you have lost weight, what about the skin?"
"What skin?"
"It's these skins!" Li Jie picked up a piece of soft and hungry skin from Thor's stomach, and he felt that he had a headache.
I still updated a chapter before the end of today, and I wrote it for three hours! The head is too dizzy. Now go to sleep. Ask for a ticket!