Those Years when Marvel Was a Superhero

Chapter 1508 This Is Discrimination Against Vampires!

"No need to check, I really don't drink blood. I am allergic to blood, and the smell of blood is too fishy, ​​and the stench makes me feel sick." As the king of vampires, Dracula published his Speech that is completely inconsistent with identity.

He talked to the S.H.I.E.L.D. agents and members of the Avengers who surrounded him, and he didn't see any fear in him, even if these people were pointing at him with guns filled with Mithril bullets, he faced Facing this big killer of vampires, I didn't feel any discomfort at all.

Deadpool Wade Wilson didn't believe what Dracula said at all. He carefully lifted his mask, stuck out his tongue, and licked the inside of Dracula's cup.

"Damn it, it's really tomato juice!" The sweet and sour taste made Wade Wilson understand what this drink was in an instant.

Although Wade is very shameless in many cases, but at this time, he can't do it if he wants to frame the other party.

Because S.H.I.E.L.D. agents have begun searching Dracula's house. And many suspicious-looking things were observed from various places in his house.

For example, there are many plastic bottles in his house that contain bright red objects. As a vampire, especially the king of vampires can find these bright red liquids in his home, what do you think of? That's right, it was blood, of course. Almost everyone thought it was blood.

Hawkeye, who came out with this operation, also opened one of the bottles curiously. He smelled it, why is this smell so familiar, it seems to be the kind of healthy drink that his wife likes to drink very much.

Then he also stuck out his tongue to taste the taste a little, and then spit it out immediately.

"How about it, sir?" The S.H.I.E.L.D. field agents who came with Hawkeye and Deadpool wanted to take this opportunity to make a great contribution. They didn't want to catch a vampire who only likes to drink tomato juice: "Is it blood?"

"It's so sour. This thing is a tomato health drink." Hawkeye hated drinking this sugar-free health drink the most. It feels like it ate a lot of vegetables raw. Not only does it have tomato flavor in it, but it also has kale and carrots.

And Dracula spread his hands and said: "I said that I am dizzy and only drink tomato juice. In fact, do you know that you are breaking into a house? I did not do anything illegal. I am a serious citizens."

"But you're a vampire. Don't move around." A SHIELD field agent saw Dracula and seemed to want to do something, so he immediately pointed a gun at him and told him not to move.

Dracula was very helpless: "Are you racist? I am a good citizen who abides by the law. During the two hundred years since the establishment of the United States, I did not do anything illegal. Maybe I did do some bad things, but That has been thousands of years or even close to 10,000 years ago! Are you going to arrest me because I am a vampire? I did not break the law! Is birth an original sin? Your racial discrimination is the same as those who discriminated against mutants back then What's the difference guys?!"

Facing Dracula's aggressive questioning, the agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. were a little ashamed for a while. But among this group of people, Deadpool naturally wouldn't feel ashamed just because someone said a few words. He continued to point a gun at Dracula: "Don't use sophistry to cover you up, you are the king of vampires!"

"Ah, yes. I am." Dracula did not deny this: "But what does it have to do with me being a good person? You see, I don't smoke, drink, gamble, and Robbery and extortion, five violations of the law and discipline. Not even sucking blood, because I fainted. I really don't know why you guys arrested me. I am a good person! My biggest hobby is playing video games, you see Look, keep your dog eyes open."

When Dracula said these words, he was righteous and stern, as if he was an old party member. The justice radiated by the King of Vampires even makes it difficult for someone like Deadpool Wade Wilson to open his eyes and look directly at him.

And Dracula's home is indeed full of various game software and hardware devices as he said, and there are many high-end computers alone. Dracula is very rich, and he doesn't even need to cheat or go to work. He only needs to take out the better handicrafts bought in street shops thousands of years ago, and now they are all priceless antiques. And he has a warehouse for this kind of thing!

Dracula spent all the money he got back on his personal hobbies. He is a senior old otaku. In his home, consoles such as ps6 and xobx3 are not absent, and his walls are covered with plasters such as "Dead or Alive", "Beach Volleyball", "Wow", "Marvel Heroes", "Princess Outlet" and "Livelove". poster. Even a cultural shirt he was wearing reflected: I love Sailor Moon! (Sailor Moon = Sailor Moon Sailor Moon)

From all aspects, Dracula seems to be really not a bad guy, just an old otaku. Wade also pointed to catch Dracula to get a bonus. He lost a bit badly in Las Vegas recently, and now he urgently needs to get back his money. So he said to Dracula, "Then why are you contacting that vampire's contact? Aren't you trying to buy stolen goods?"

"Is it illegal to buy VR equipment from scalpers?" Dracula stared at Wade with wide eyes.

"But what did you say you want to buy from China?!" Wade bit Dracula and didn't let go.

"I'm just tired of drinking American tomato juice. I want to import a batch of Betsy's Wild Vegetable Juice and Farmer's Orchard from China. Is this illegal?" Dracula was not afraid of the agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. He stood I got up and said to these people: "I advise you to leave my house now and don't hinder me from playing games. I have an appointment with my friends on Steam, and I have to play games with them for three hours at two o'clock in the afternoon. dota3. If you leave now, I won't sue you for breaking and entering, don't make me angry."

When Dracula said this, his aura was full, and all the agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. hurriedly seemed to be being targeted by a huge and unidentifiable terrifying creature, and many of them couldn't help shaking their legs . Someone said: "Well, what, boss ~ why don't we go first. It seems that he didn't do anything wrong."

"We need to give you at least one injection of purification serum." Hawkeye responded to Dracula under pressure.

Dracula disdained: "Hmph, that kind of thing is like cold medicine to me, do you think I haven't been vaccinated? Get out of here!"

When Dracula said this sentence, suddenly a raging fire rushed towards him from outside his window.

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