Chapter 1512 The Miserable Life of a Married Man

"The life after marriage is miserable!" After three or two cups of horse urine, the dignified iron man Tony Stark couldn't help complaining to Li Jie: "You cheated me back then, causing me to ask Little Pepper Marriage proposal! You have hurt me!"

"Don't talk nonsense, what does it mean to hurt you? Marriage is a great thing, okay?" Li Jie directly slammed Tony's scapegoat: "You should thank me. If it weren't for me, you might not know now. Married, no kids, still a swinger. Maybe Little Pepper gave up waiting for you to turn around, but turned around and ran directly after your driver."

"If you want to speak ill of Pepper, be careful that she will find a way to punish you after she knows it." After Li Jie said this, Tony couldn't help but shuddered. He looked around and found no suspicious targets before responding. Li Jie said in a low voice: "If you don't tell me about this, who will know? Are you quite a traitor? Don't forget, you came out with me, and now you have something in my hands. If I go back and tell Lan said: Li Jie ran out to drink under the pretense of looking for Dracula. Guess what happened to Lan?"

Now it was Li Jie's turn to shiver. Because Lan is definitely not allowed, now that Li Jie's weight loss has reached a plateau, it is not so easy to lose weight. If one is not done well, it is particularly easy to rebound, so Lan implemented a very strict diet management system for Li Jie. And she denied Li Jie's cheating method by using the beautiful potion, she said that Li Jie needs to have a strong willpower.

In this recipe, low sugar, low carbon (carbohydrate) and low oil, these three lows are a must. And now Li Jie and Tony are drinking craft beer and eating fried snacks in the bar. Of course, this kind of diet is high in sugar, carbohydrates, and fat. If Lan finds out, he will definitely make himself crazy. practiced.

Li Jie is now being trained by Lan every day so that he can't get up, he doesn't want to continue to accept this kind of inhuman treatment.

"Hmph, are you happy being controlled by Lan every day?" Tony saw that Li Jie was as terrified as himself, and suddenly his mood improved a lot: "It's you who dragged me into the grave of love! Caused me to give up a large area of ​​the forest."

Li Jie glanced at Tony: "What's wrong? Do you still want to regret it?"

"What's the use of regretting?" Tony drank the wine in his glass in one gulp, then shook the empty glass and said to the bartender, "Have another glass of dark beer!"

The bartender handed the glass full of dark beer to Tony, and Tony took another sip before saying, "You don't know how hard life is after marriage!"

"How do you say it?" Li Jie looked at Tony, and he also took a sip of the beer in the glass.

"After I got married, all my original spare time life was controlled. Pepper is too aware of my living habits and work and rest habits, and she even knows where I like to hide money."

Hearing what Tony said, Li Jie couldn't help muttering in a low voice: "This is a bit too tragic."

"For the sake of the so-called healthy living habits, she changed all my diet recipes. You know that I love all kinds of cheeseburgers. I like the rich cheese mixed with the aroma of beef. If I can, I will take a breath I can eat three!" Tony felt a little hungry when he said this, so he called the bartender to inquire about food like simple hamburgers, and he ordered three without any hesitation.

The cheeseburger is still very tempting when served piping hot because of the strong aroma of the cheese. Tony asked for double the amount of cheese, the rich cheddar cheese was baked with heat and melted into a juice like egg yolk. It ran down the double patty, some of it onto Tony's fingers. This made Tony look a little embarrassed and flustered, but he didn't care and took a big bite of the hot burger.

American hamburger patties and buns are a little dry compared to Chinese ones, but when mixed with melted rich and plump cheddar cheese, all these incongruities become a wonderful combination. Accept the salty taste and heavy milky taste of cheese, then this is an excellent and attractive dish. Coupled with the crisp lettuce and tomato inside the burger, as well as the mouth-watering pickles, these vegetables relieve the greasy cheese and meat patties, making the whole burger taste richer, and making it easier to hold back fists want to eat.

Tony ate an entire cheeseburger in two bites, and handed one to Li Jie, put it in front of him and said, "You should eat this. Authentic American food!"

This cheeseburger is synonymous with high calorie, with a lot of cheese, toasted bread and fatty beef patty, you can feel the rich calorie aroma when you smell it close. Li Jie has not eaten such a thing for a long time. It would be a lie to say that you are not moved. While he wasn't much of a burger fan, now that he's been eating radishes and poached chicken breasts for over a month, the cheeseburger is a great treat for him. Li Jie couldn't help but eat it up.

"It's such a delicious food, but Pepper always says it's too high in calories and too greasy. Eating it is not good for my high blood fat and high blood pressure." Tony said here, full of grief and indignation.

Li Jie said while eating a hamburger: "But you can inject x beauty potion! Wouldn't it be good to inject a non-fat potion? Is this Pepper not allowed?"

"It's full of tears, because Jenny was born. Pepper thinks that we, as parents, need to set an example in front of our children. We can't take shortcuts in everything. We must have perseverance and perseverance. Only we can maintain our position. We Only in this way can we better educate our children.”

Hearing what Tony said, Li Jie felt that what Pei Bo said was not unreasonable. But when this kind of reasoning applies to himself, it will be very uncomfortable, so Li Jie raised his glass and said to Tony: "Come on, let's go. I understand you too well, now I can't even inject x beauty potion!"

Tony also raised his glass: "Come, for freedom."

"Come on, in order to get rid of my wife temporarily~!" Li Jie and Tony had another drink. "So, don't try to persuade your friends Peter and Gwen to get married or something. I think it's good for them to go on as a couple, but it will be miserable after they get married. Everything must be controlled, even pocket money. Restriction!" Tony, who is the richest man in the world, sighed.

Li Jie also echoed: "That's right, that's why I'm not in the media. Let's enjoy the freedom now. Let's look for things like Dracula when we have time." .”

Just when Li Jie and Tony were enjoying a rare leisurely vacation and were planning to procrastinate for a longer vacation, an old man wearing a T-shirt from I Love Sailor Moon rushed into the bar. And behind him are two skulls flaming all over and wearing leather clothes.

There is a saying that goes well: When you hope to be lucky, life will give you misfortune. When you feel unlucky, you will find that the next second you can be even more unlucky.