Chapter 333 I Can't Make It up Anymore
An ignorant broadcaster.
"I think a lot of people are playing the game "Digging for Ascension". I'll play it too. I don't know if it's fun."
"Looks pretty retarded."
"This man can't be disabled, can he? He has no legs."
"My God, are you playing like this?"
"I'm going up this tree now, right? I feel like I can't go up, I thought about it, I should bounce myself up."
"F**K! NO! Is there something wrong with this game?"
"Why can't I even get past this tree?"
"I kind of understand the streamers who are driven crazy now."
"What kind of trick is this, countering the storm?"
"This game is really all about metaphysics, isn't it? There are no skills at all, and it completely ignores any physical rules!"
"Who's going to help me crush Newton's coffin board?"
"OH? NICE! I'm over this tree!"
"Huh? Why are you all saying welcome home? Why is this the beginning and end of the game? What do you mean?"
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A pot-throwing anchor.
"Go! Go!"
"Hey, my mouse can't work, there's something wrong with the mouse sensitivity!"
"Wait, you wait! Go! Go! Go! ×N"
Although he kept shouting away, the bald muscular man kept walking in place.
"what!!!"
"Almost, almost, don't worry, I shouted a little hot, my hand cramps, this mouse is not good."
"Okay, let's do it this time."
"You said that you, a disabled person, are making trouble with me here, aren't you?
is not it? If it wasn't for my bad mouse, I would have pumped you already! "
"Go! Go! Go! ×N"
"Okay, one, two, three, let's go!"
"Hey! Don't drop it!! Don't drop it!! Nima!!!"
(Wordless silence.)
"The mouse pad is a little narrow. I'll move it a bit later. I'll take the keyboard away and bring the mouse over here."
"Don't worry, I can prove myself by moving my position."
"Go! Go! Go! ×N"
The barrage is going crazy with laughter.
"Hahaha, the anchor is playing a voice-controlled game. You can't even shout, can you?"
"That's how the Weapon Master's Counterattack Storm was trained back then."
"The output is all about roaring?"
"Another crazy one, hahahahahaha!"
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A step by step for the camp anchor.
"Okay, we have come to this critical position. According to our many years of experience in single-player games, what is the most powerful method for this kind of game? Yes, it is S/L Dafa!"
"There is no single-player game that can't be done with S/L Dafa. You must keep this in mind."
"That's right, I'm going to use S/L Dafa right now. Hey, don't call me a coward, this is a kind of game wisdom, okay? Hey, the one who slams the hammer up is a reckless man, I'm like a reckless man. Not at all?"
"Hey, I'm a wise anchor, so let's save the file for now."
"Wait a minute, I'll look for the save button."
"Don't worry, just wait."
"Huh? Where's the save button for this game?"
"How do you save this game?"
"What about the archive? Which water friend knows?"
"Automatically archived?"
"Can't archive?"
"Can't archive?!!!"
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A commanding anchor.
"Cripple you believe me, I count one, two, three and we jump together, and then you grab the bucket above, don't worry, don't worry, wait for me."
"You grab it, let's not jump too high, trust me, give me your hand."
"Get ready, three, two, one, jump!"
"Hey? Are you him, are you..."
"Sorry, sorry, I thought you fell, I shouldn't scold you, sorry, let's continue."
"Slowly, slowly, don't step on that bottle, be careful! Don't slip!"
"OK, OK, you stand firm first, I am OK, you stand firm first. You stand firm!!"
"You stand still and I let go."
"Don't worry, listen to my instructions, let's go here first, right, hook it, hey, it's really obedient. The next one is a bit difficult, listen to me, hook it first..."
The barrage is already frantically complaining.
"Hahahaha why do you keep communicating with him? You really deserve to be a commander. You can even command a game character?"
"Speak as if he would listen to you 23333"
"Another crazy one, carry away carry away."
"What should I do if I feel that there are almost not enough beds in the mental hospital!"
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There is also a thinking about life type anchor.
"What is life for?"
"Why am I here?"
"Why am I playing this game?"
"What the hell am I thinking?"
"My life, where did my three hours go?"
"Do you think this game has any philosophical principles?"
"Dear viewers, I suddenly have a very strong urge to think about life. I'll stop broadcasting first!"
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Soon, the downloads and comments of "Dig to Rise" on the Thunder game platform began to soar.
As for the rating of this game, it is basically a C-type, and it is all concentrated on one star and five stars, but it is puzzling that the five-star rating is significantly more than one star, which brings the average score of this game to 6.1 points.
Needless to say, the one-star rating is all abuse from some angry players, but the five-star rating is very interesting to read.
"This is another conscience work by Chen Mo, a work of sincerity. The game supports multiple operation modes such as somatosensory, voice control, realistic painting style, and complicated operation. Dozens of anchors recommend it, not to be missed!"
"This game is super fun, super simple, and super fun after playing it! It's very easy to clear the level, and after clearing the level, you will come to a very special place, come and play!"
"This game is not suitable for playing with a very utilitarian mentality. Now many people play the game just to clear the level, and they have lost a lot of philosophical thinking. Perhaps this game can bring us back the fun of playing games and even the ultimate meaning of life."
"This game is very suitable for players who challenge the eaves and walls. The smoothness and excitement of leaping upwards after getting started is amazing!"
"It's very interesting. It keeps returning to the original point due to some small mistakes, reminding people not to forget the original intention. It contains the profound philosophy of movement and stillness."
"This game has no krypton gold content, the operation is simple and easy to use; the open mode is adopted, and the scene transition does not need to be loaded; the computer configuration requirements are low, and the notebook can be played easily; the story content is touching and full of positive energy. The best of the year should be not running Well, what are you waiting for, download and experience this masterpiece."
"It's fun, I changed three sets of keyboards and mice, let's not talk about it, I went to incense them, today is their first seven."
There are also many players who left messages on Chen Mo's Weibo, asking him why he developed such a foolish game to take revenge on the society.
Soon, Chen Mo posted a Weibo: "Actually, Digging for Ascension has a very rich game connotation, have you ever thought that these mountains mean the dangers in our life, and the man in the pot represents being bound by reality You and me? The characters in the game are ready to meet all kinds of fate, it may be smooth sailing for many steps, or it may be lost by accident. There is so much philosophical thinking in this game, it should Give the players an inspiration... Forget it, I can't make it up anymore."