Chapter 201 You Don’t Understand Pleasure at All

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In order to prevent fear and repeated transfer, the two signed the "Lin Bai and the Treaty of the Treaty" on the battery car. The signing of the treaty means that Lin Bai officially established a good external relationship.

This reflects the harmony between man and nature.

This is not only a small step of Lin Li, but also a big step of human beings -backward.

After arriving at noon, after the homestay had discussed a good restaurant, the girls had already arrived and occupied the seats.

Nympho

A satisfactory meal.

Girls have already been full, leaving only Lin Li and Bai Wufan to clean the endgames.

Generally dinner, when eating starts: I want to eat this, I want to eat this, everyone is happy to order.

At the end: You order it after you order it, everyone is anxious to shirk the responsibility.

As a result, these three girls directly ignored the latter part, just to kill the buried, and used Lin Li and Bai Fufan Zhou Bao for it.

However, anyway, I am scattered today. I am not in a hurry in time, just eat it slowly.

"Extraordinary, eat more cucumber, cucumber can enhance memory."

After eating the salad that had no taste, Lin Li didn't understand why someone likes to eat this kind of thing, inserts the cucumber, put it on Bai's extraordinary plate, and says.

Lin Li only likes a salad:

As we all know, salad is equal to vegetables and fruits.

Potatoes are vegetables and tomatoes are fruits.

From this, fries+tomato sauce = salad.

This formula was learned from Zhou Baowei.

"You can't deceive me because I am less reading. Who tells you that cucumber can enhance memory?"

Bai Wufan was also full, throwing back the cucumber back and questioning.

"Really, I put the cucumber into my butt at the same table ten years ago. Now ten years have passed. For the first grade of elementary school, he has forgotten or blurred. Don't forget.

He also told me that he would not forget in this life.

Look at this effect. "

Lin Li attached his ears and whispered an example to support his theory.

Bai Wufan: "?"

You fuck.

"This way to improve memory is a bit wrong! I can't eat this cucumber like this ... Damn, I can see," Lin Li at the same table "is really a dangerous career, it is a fuck consumption of consumption consumption Taste."

Bai's extraordinary obscure raised his middle finger at the forest, and then sighed with sorrow:

"But you said that, I think of Bao Wei's illness, I don't know when it can be cured."

"Oh, what disease, do you say?" Lin Li asked.

In fact, Lin Libi knew that Bai Wufan was definitely not human words in his mouth, but at this time, he could hold back and ignore it. It was also a god.

"He has a terrible cow. Every time I enter his rectum, he screams in fear. He is embarrassed to see a doctor. I really worry about him and don't know what to do, alas." Bai Wufan said sadly.

Lin Li: "?"

I have psychological preparation, but I still have less preparation.

The profession of "extraordinary roommate" may be more dangerous than "Lin Li at the same table"? "Lin Li said from the inside.

The two looked at each other, and they laughed at the same time as the dangerous career of each other.

"What are you laughing at? What a wretched?" Ding Sihan on the opposite side put down his mobile phone and looked at the two who were laughing at each other. He scratched the goosebumps on his body and said.

"Naturally, it is not suitable for children with insignificant men to talk about."

Lin Li played a honest.

"Sir, I think your cup is empty. Do you want to have another cup?" The waiter in the shop in the store saw Lin Li's water cup empty, so he stepped forward and asked.

"Why do I want two empty cups?" Lin Li asked in doubt.

Waiter: "Huh?"

The waiter .exe could not respond.

"Oh ... that, that, that, that, if you don't need to come again, do you help you?" The waiter forcibly turned on and asked politely.

"Can you help me pay?" Lin Li asked sincerely.

The waiter .exe gave up operation and was available.

Bai Wufan always felt that the waiter's tray would hit Lin Li's face at any time. While avoiding it as possible, he looked forward to this scene.

Smash it, smash it, I want to look at the blood flowing into a river.

"Okay, don't cause epilepsy in public, let's check the checkout."

The lip pets made up the shiny and seductive lip glaze, and Chen Yuying stared at it with a funny and helpless glance at the deliberate Lin Li.

The two have indeed eaten their limits.

After all, not everyone is Zhou Bao.

front desk.

"There is a raffle that is linked to the zoo in our store. As long as consumption can participate, you can participate for free. Your consumption amount can just participate five times. Don't you come and try?"

After scanning the code, the front desk pointed to the rocking drum on the desktop.

Free, do not participate in nothing.

Lin Li first stepped forward, shaking the roller, and after a while, a bead rolled down. After seeing the color of the bead at the front desk, he congratulated: "Congratulations, won the first prize."

"oh?"

Lin Li was slightly surprised.

Is he so lucky?

Damn, you wouldn't spend all your luck on such a strange place, which led to your infinite failure when you draw "Random Quality Spirit Stone", right?

This kind of thing is a tonic.

"What is the first prize?" But let's enjoy your good luck first, Lin Li asked.

"This is a half-price coupon. With this coupon, you can buy a ticket to Shanting Zoo at half price." The front desk took out a paper coupon from the drawer and handed it to Lin Li.

Instantly boring.

No wonder it's a free activity. It's better to say it's a promotion than an activity.

The first prize is so rubbish.

"Congratulations, you also won the first prize." The front desk congratulated Bai Bufan who was following closely.

"Congratulations, you also won the first prize." The front desk congratulated Ding Sihan who was following closely.

Lin, Ding, and Bai looked at each other.

Is this activity endorsed by Jackie Chan? Wow, the explosion rate is really high.

That's not right.

Lin Li narrowed his eyes and asked the front desk: "Well, can I ask what prizes are in the prize pool?"

The front desk laughed: "In the prize pool, there are super prizes, special prizes, and other prizes from high to low."

Lin Li: "What are the other prizes specifically?"

The front desk laughed: "First prize."

Lin Li: "What about second and third prizes?"

The front desk laughed: "No."

Lin Li: "..."

Relieved.

It turns out that it's not that the Qi is used in a wrong way, but that the Qi is used stably.

The person who organized the event in this store is also a genius.

Lin Li suddenly thought of NASA.

Rumor has it that NASA gave astronauts catheters, which were originally coded as small, medium, and large. When asked, the astronauts chose large, so astronauts often had urine leakage problems, which gave NASA a headache.

So NASA changed the code to large, extra large, and huge.

The problem was solved.

The owner is from NASA, right? He also knows how to comfort customers.

No wonder the first prize is only a half-price purchase opportunity, which is completely understandable now.

"Congratulations, you won the special prize, which is a free ticket. You can exchange it at the zoo ticket office with this voucher. However, on holidays like now, you need to call in advance to ask if it can be used, but it should be no problem."

After hearing this voice, the three first prize winners turned their heads to look at Chen Yuying, who won the special prize.

It was Qu Wanqiu's turn.

When the golden ball rolled out of the drum, Lin Li, Bai Bufan and Ding Sihan realized that people's joys and sorrows were not the same.

The lucky king was found.

However, the front desk introduced that the so-called super prize was also a free ticket, but it was only two tickets, and the conditions were the same.

"That means we now have three free tickets and three half-price tickets? As long as we spend one original price ticket... 30 yuan for adults, five people can go for a visit? What do you say, do you want to go?"

When the five people walked out of the door with the exchange voucher, the lucky king Qu Wanqiu asked.

She was already searching for this zoo with short videos.

"If you want to use it, you have to call and ask if it's available. Go back and ask tonight.

If it's available, you can go and have a look, but don't expect too much from this kind of zoo. There are still activities during the National Day, and I haven't heard of it before. It's probably a small zoo in the town. You can't expect to see the rare animals, but it doesn't matter if you play with them."

Lin Li analyzed after hearing this.

Several people thought it made sense, so they put the coupons away and decided later.

After leaving the store, as usual, everyone went to buy drinks.

Girls are like this. They just said they couldn't eat at all, but in fact they have one stomach for food and another for milk tea and coffee.

Because of the lesson of diluting coffee with water last night, the five people walked towards the nearest Luckin Coffee.

It was not far away, so Lin Li's electric car stopped at the door of the store.

"Bufan, I saw an empty mineral water bottle on the road. Do you want to become an unknown good citizen, or a legendary football player?"

After seeing an empty bottle on the ground not far away, Lin Li turned his head and asked Bai Bufan.

Bai Bufan waved his hand.

——Reviewing the knowledge points, Bai Bufan waved his hand not to refuse, but to say no more.

Those who watched the children's channel's "Public Morality Competition, starting today, officially starts" series of public welfare GG when they were young are probably in their seventies or eighties now.

Neither Bai Bufan nor Lin Li have watched it, and there is no public morality or merit at all, so they are very happy to play.

"I am a legend!" Bai Bufan said in shock after kicking it into the trash can.

"Shit luck." Lin Li despised.

"This is all my good luck."

"Tsk, just guessing."

"You guess one for me?"

"There are no living legends in Night City!" Lin Li was a little sour and anxious, ready to kill.

"What do you want to drink? Let's order together?" Ding Sihan turned around and interrupted the murder scene.

"I don't drink soy milk." Lin Li shook his head.

"Lin Li, the store in front of you is Luckin, not Yonghe King. I asked you what kind of coffee you drink." Ding Sihan rolled his eyes and dragged his voice.

"Coffee is also soy milk." Lin Li looked innocent and asked, "Isn't it?"

Ding Sihan: "..."

"Coffee——"

Ding Sihan wanted to refute, but after she opened her mouth, she found that she couldn't refute.

"You are awesome."

"I don't like it very much. I'm going to Mixue Soldier City to join the army and buy some fruit tea." Lin Li pointed to a store not far away and said.

"Okay, we have to wait here for a while anyway." Ding Sihan nodded.

"I want to drink Orange Juice, I'll go too." Chen Yuying looked at the drinks column and finally made a decision.

Bai Bufan is Lin Li's lackey, no need to say more.

Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu were waiting for coffee here, so Lin Li took Bai Bufan and Chen Yuying to the opposite side.

"Damn, Renaissance, Lin Li, look, someone has started selling the most popular product in the 18th century again, and it's good quality and cheap." Bai Bufan suddenly pointed to a small shop opposite and said.

Lin Li and Chen Yuying looked over.

On the glass door of the canteen, there was a promotion sign: "Dabao 3 yuan", "Hair mask 3 yuan", "Soap 3 yuan", "Black 3 yuan".

Chen Yuying: "..."

This means Black toothpaste.

These two guys are particularly excited at this time, really.

"I want to report it for suspected racial discrimination." Lin Li looked unhappy.

Bai Bufan looked at Lin Li in surprise.

Speak some human words.

"Why should the oily people be priced the same as the blacks? Soap must be sold for 5 yuan!" Lin Li said righteously.

He spoke human words.

Bai Bufan smiled with relief.

Chen Yuying smiled helplessly.

Everyone has the responsibility to protect the merits.

"You two be careful." Lin Li suddenly reached out and grabbed the forearms of Bai Bufan and Chen Yuying.

An oncoming, uneducated vehicle drove past quickly, passing through the puddles that gathered around the three people because of the low ground, splashing a piece of sewage.

"This driver is really dead."

Lin Li's mouth has always been dirty, but it's a pity that he doesn't have too many techniques for cultivating immortals now, otherwise he would definitely let the driver fly.

Then he turned his head to look at Chen Yuying who was protecting him, and let go of his hand belatedly, asking: "Squad leader, your little white skirt was not splashed, right?"

"No." Chen Yuying lowered her head to check, smiled and shook her head.

"That's good."

Then Lin Li turned his head to look at Bai Bufan who was protecting him, and asked: "Bufan, your black legs weren't splashed, right?"

"Haha."

"Hahaha."

"Hahaha."

Looking down at the dirt stains on his calves, Bai Bufan smiled happily and sincerely.

"You've protected me so much, what do you think?" He said word by word.

"You know I'm protecting you, but you still got hit. You're really careless." Lin Li sighed, took out the one dollar Bai Bufan gave him yesterday from his pocket, and threw it lightly on Bai Bufan: "Wipe it clean yourself."

Bai Bufan: "?"

Can this also be a boomerang?

In the field of animals, Bai Bufan is also well-informed.

Before, in the field of animals, he and Lin Li were at most frogs in a well seeing the moon, but after hearing it today, he should be like a mayfly seeing the sky when he sees Lin Li.

"Hu——"

Bai Bufan took a deep breath.

"To be honest, Sanqiao should really give me a banner in the name of the official, after all, I just prevented a murder." He said.

Lin Li smiled.

Who killed whom in this murder?

It's so hard to guess.

"Okay, we are both wearing shorts, so it's easy to wipe. I was also splashed, so I'll just consider it as sacrificing myself for others." Lin Li took the tissue that Chen Yuying took out from her bag, gave it to Bai Bufan, and began to wipe his dirty legs, saying at the same time:

"The evaluation is that stupid driver just now. The only one breathing in his family should be the tomb robber under the old grave."

Bai Bufan nodded in approval: "I envy him a lot. At least taking a selfie is a family portrait, which is very convenient during the New Year."

The two of them were originally dirty people with no quality. After being splashed like this, the family of the unknown driver suffered a lot.

Chen Yuying, who was standing by, was shocked. This was the curse she had said when she was around them. If she wasn't there, she couldn't imagine what kind of dirty words they would say.

However, she looked down at her little white dress and her steps became a little lighter for no reason.

In a corner that Lin Li hadn't noticed at all.

Mission 6.

[Use physical contact and union to make the girls feel happy]

Its progress bar grew a long way.