Chapter 211 Civil Affairs Bureau Ming Guang

"Xiaobo, can't do this, you have to call Fu Fan and Brother Lin Li." The child's mother laughed for a while before reacting, and quickly taught his child.

"Oh, my brother, brother Lin Li."

Very good, the child is very sensible and obedient.

But if he shouted, it would not be better towards those two dogs, but to Lin Li and Bai Wufan.

Having said that, is he shouting his brother or a dog?

Seeing this scene, the child's mother was difficult and funny. It seemed a little embarrassed. After nodding in apologetic, she walked away with the child.

"I feel that I can prepare for the trumpet in advance. The cost of sinking now is not high." Lin Ligou looked at the mother and child who left, and said with emotion.

"Indeed." Extraordinary dog ​​nodded.

The two rarely reached an agreement.

"Wang Wang." Perhaps it was found that Lin Li's ham sausage was actually fraud. The extraordinary rural dogs swayed at the tail at the fence closest to Lin Li, and called twice.

"Why is this dog screaming, it's strange." Lin Li frowned, very puzzled.

Bai Wufan pretended not to hear.

"Isn't the dog called this, otherwise what else can you call." Ding Sihan, who was touching the dog, turned his head in doubt.

Lin Li: "Isn't the dog called this, otherwise what else can you call."

Bai Wufan sighed.

I still have no experience. Ding Sihan.

"You learn to talk about me -hey? Lin Li !!!" After halfway, Ding Sihan reacted to Lin Li's bad fart, holding his fist, and rushed towards Lin Li.

Chen Yuying became a pillar very well, and Lin Li and Ding Sihan began to surround her Qin King.

Chen Yuying hugged her arm and sighed, and was used to it.

"Just make a joke and make a joke, but the dog I know is really not called this." According to Chen Yuying's shoulders to avoid the left and right, Lin Li tried to protect his life, so he said.

"You say! But if you dare to learn me, you will die!"

Ding Sihan squinted his eyes and reached into his own mesengers, suspected to be looking for a weapon.

"Well? Good morning. Good night. What are you doing? Back to me the news. Go home early. What breakfast do you like to eat, I also bring him a copy ..." Lin Li immediately pointed out another hand The palm of the hand is like a few treasures.

Ding Sihan: "..."

Can't spray, this is indeed a dog.

"Give you once."

So Lin Li survived.

"Do I know this dog you said?" Bai Wufan heard his words and laughed and said, "Is it called Chen Ming?"

"It shouldn't, I remember what he called him." Lin Li shook his head.

The two smiled at each other.

"However, Lin Li, do you say that for these animals, is human beings also a tentacle monster? We have abnormal flexible limbs, separated by huge biological differences, we are a bit dangerous, but some are kind. The wonderful way of touching them makes them feel happy, and there are individuals who will "beep", what is this? "

Bai Wufan looked at the custom puppies that had been rolled up with the belly, and said after a moment of groaning.

Lin Li: "..."

The last sentence is the finishing touch. The collector of the third brother should really eat cow dung and eat himself.

Human style reviews because they were killed.

I didn't watch too much time here. After all, the dog's identity is too sensitive, and Bai Wufan and Lin Li don't want to hurt each other anymore.

"Putting the insulting nature is not talking. When the dog is good, carefree, go to the toilet and pull a shit to be praised for the baby, envy." Bai Wufan said when he left.

Lin Li: "I can't leave it, you come on."

Bai Wufan: "..."

You fuck.

After going to the sink next to the sink, the five people continued to visit.

Although this zoo is not very luxurious, there are still the most basic types of animals.

"The little deer here is a little afraid of giving birth. When you see people, they will avoid it. Nara's deer side will be very hooligan. If you smell your bag with deer cakes, you will bite away the backpack directly."

When I arrived at the deer district, I saw those who avoided people who avoided people gathered in the area, Chen Yuying said with emotion.

"Squad, have you been there, have you been there, Japan?" Lin Li heard and asked curiously.

Good deer, deer school, Lin Li likes deer.

"Well, the summer vacation when I graduated from elementary school, I took me to play at home. The scenery of Ruo Caoshan over there was pretty good, but it may be because it was a holiday. At that time, I said Chinese in my ears. I thought I didn't go abroad."

Chen Yuying laughed with a smile.

"Damn, this world is a huge Switzerland roll. Some people have been divided into Switzerland, and some people have been in the rural credit cooperative. I have not been abroad yet." Lin Li heard that he heard his head and shook his head to tease.

Don't talk about going abroad, just say the plane, Lin Li has only hit it now, never sitting.

"Oi! Little ghost! The rest is to roll, so it's not the rural credit cooperative. You apologize to the credit agency!" Bai Wufan started with zero frame, grabbed Lin Li's collar and rudely lifted it up.

"Sorry for the spokesperson for the credit cooperative." Lin Li smiled and admitted.

Then I saw Bai Wufan began to beat his pocket.

"What are you doing?" Lin Li asked curiously.

"But I feel the same as you. This is my wallet. I am pumping it and try to let it swell." Bai Wufan said seriously.

"I'll do it, I'll do it." Lin Li's eyes lit up, "I promise to make it swell no more."

"Forget it, forget it, forget it." Bai Bufan didn't want to walk with a limp.

Bai Bufan sighed: "Ah! I haven't been abroad either. What's wrong with me being a rich man in this world? Can someone give me some money for no reason?"

Chen Yuying, who was just smiling and listening to the conversation between the two, suddenly noticed Lin Li's strong gaze.

At first, she didn't understand, but after seeing him winking and confused for a while, she finally understood what Lin Li meant.

She hesitated a little, but still walked in front of Bai Bufan and threw a dollar on him.

Bai Bufan: "?"

"Words, squad leader, say words." Lin Li on the side urged.

"Clean it yourself." Chen Yuying said not very skillfully.

Bai Bufan: "???"

No?

He bent down to pick up the dollar, put it in his pocket, scratched his head and muttered: "Strange, isn't this the money that Ding Sihan asked me to take away yesterday? Didn't he say he would use it to hit Lin Li? How did it end up in your hands, squad leader?"

Passing by the deer area, it is where tigers are kept, and a group of tourists are queuing up.

After reading the introduction, it turns out that you can take photos with tigers, and children can even sit on tigers.

"Let's go and have a look." Seeing that a few people were interested, Lin Li spoke for everyone.

Lin Li's family also has a photo of him sitting on a tiger when he was a child, but he can't remember when it was taken.

"What do you think if a tiger suddenly turns its head to eat people?" Bai Bufan asked with nothing to do.

"Throw a dollar on it and let it clean itself up. Don't leave blood, body parts, etc. to prevent it from affecting the next person taking pictures." Lin Li gave a standard answer in seconds.

"It's a waste of talent for you to keep this dollar with me, so I'll give it to you."

Bai Bufan threw the money in Lin Li's face again, and Lin Li caught it steadily.

"For the sake of this dollar, I'll tell you a way. Kneel down and acknowledge your father, because even a tiger won't eat its own cubs." Lin Li said.

"That makes sense." Bai Bufan suddenly realized.

"Unfortunately, this method doesn't work for you." Lin Li added.

"Why?"

"Because a tiger father can't have a dog son, you are born with a species disadvantage." Lin Li finally finished flipping through the map of Yan State, and he took out a dagger with a smile.

Bai Bufan: "?"

"Fuck you, "beep--"!"

In front of the five people was a family of three. The child was very young and would look behind him when he was held in his arms. The three girls were there to tease the child. When the parents found out, they didn't mind and even said hello to the girls.

Soon it was the family's turn to line up.

"It's great to have such a good child. It makes me feel that getting married is not a bad thing." After the child left, Ding Sihan seemed to still miss the touch of pinching the child's cheek just now, and sighed, "It's a pity that most children are not like this."

Most children will only make people despair.

Although there may be children who made others despair when they were young, people always have double standards.

Lin Li wanted to die just thinking about his child being the same as Bai Bufan.

If the child is the same as him, then it's okay, just don't want to live.

Thinking about it this way, Sister Min is great, no need to say more.

But.

"Putting aside the children, getting married is not a bad thing, there are too many benefits.

For example, at that time, the two of you will definitely live together, and you don't need to wait when you eat the meal, you can directly place the order successfully, wow, I feel so happy just thinking about it."

Lin Li closed his eyes, now is the time for fantasy.

Even at three or four in the middle of the night, you can place the order directly!

No need to look at other people's faces!

Cool!

Bai Bufan also closed his eyes when he heard it, he was also happy.

Ding Sihan: "..."

Damn you.

"Lin Li, what you said, there is actually no need to put aside the children, after all, if you have a child, you can directly use it to register a new user." Bai Bufan is very good at drawing inferences from one example.

"Hiss, that makes sense. New users are really valuable?" Lin Li learned it.

"Great!"

"Great!"

"What's so great about it! Even if you were assigned to a rural credit union instead of Switzerland, it shouldn't be this good! Poor people are not allowed to write about great things! I can't stand it! Shut up!" Qu Wanqiu couldn't stand these two guys.

Bai Bufan was also a coward. When Qu Wanqiu mentioned the credit union, he stopped grabbing her collar.

"Thank you, you made me feel that marriage is a bad thing. Just listening to your description, I feel that life is a bit too bitter." Ding Sihan covered his forehead. These two people are too happy.

After the family of three was filmed, it was the turn of the five of them.

"Hello, can I ask why the tiger was locked up there alone?" When taking pictures, Lin Li noticed that there was an isolated tiger in the tiger park, whimpering from time to time, so he asked curiously.

"Oh, the tiger is in heat, but its current state is not suitable for reproduction, so it is isolated, not abused." The staff immediately explained after hearing this.

If the short video is released without explanation, the zoo will be criticized.

"I see." Lin Li nodded.

When taking pictures, Lin Li persuaded Bai Bufan to put his neck in the tiger's mouth, saying that it would be more artistic, but was ruthlessly rejected.

And Lin Li himself proved with practice that the tiger's butt can be touched.

But the testicles are indeed not allowed to be touched.

Lin Li asked in person, but the tiger didn't refuse. The keeper refused on its behalf.

The tiger is good, but the keeper is bad.

…

"This zoo is so rubbish." Lin Li shook his head speechlessly.

Chen Yuying glared at Lin Li with a smile: "You have to find a scalper outside the zoo."

Lin Li, this guy, just kept asking the scalper "Do you have the first row tickets for Lin Li's concert?" The scalper just looked at Lin Li and ate grass slowly, so he came to this conclusion.

The zoo is too unfair.

Following the planned route of the zoo, there is now a store in front of everyone, selling zoo souvenirs and some food and drinks.

The zoo is indeed not big. This store is in the center of the zoo. It takes about an hour to visit half of it, and it's the result of everyone playing and walking slowly.

No wonder there are not many people on National Day.

A few people walked into the store. Damn, the air conditioner was not turned on.

The girls picked a few key chains as souvenirs and went to the front desk to check out.

"Brother, is that thing for sale? It's so cool." When they arrived at the front desk, Lin Li and Bai Bufan's eyes lit up, because there was an animal in the form of a mecha in the display cabinet at the front desk, and it seemed to be able to transform.

It reminded Lin Li of the venomous snake Green Pepper, the most supermodel in "Steel Frame Kakalong". Others were still shaking their magic. It turned its head to super transform, and knelt there to transform into the ultimate zodiac. It couldn't be attacked by sneak attacks. It was the most skill-intensive existence.

The venomous snake Green Pepper turned its head not because it was afraid, but because it wanted to upgrade; it was not wrong to kneel down, but because it wanted the ultimate zodiac transformation.

"For sale, this one is 400." The salesperson took a look and nodded.

"Fuck? Young Master Duo?" Lin Li and Bai Bufan were scared by his accent.

Bai Bufan took a breath, then pointed at another one and asked, "What about this one?"

"Fuck both of them."

Bai, Lin: "..."