Chapter 217: Lin Li Has a Talent for Business
"What prostitute? What's the price?" Bai Bufan's ears automatically filtered out the most important things.
Lin Li: "?"
"Are you sick?" The two said in unison.
"No, how come you even remember this? Do you want to go to the end?" Bai Bufan looked at Lin Li in surprise.
"Something that can be remembered after just one look."
Lin Li pulled Bai Bufan's hand away, straightened his collar, and started to show off again.
It's not impossible to go to the end by yourself. Anyway, I heard that thing also has a question bank. I didn't know it before. When I saw it, I was shocked and thought that everyone was a little god, omniscient and omnipotent.
Bai Bufan was silent for a while, and suddenly said: "Swear to the mountains and the sea."
"Fishing for the moon in the bottom of the sea." Lin Li immediately followed.
"Under the moon and in front of the flowers."
Ding, Qu, Chen: "?"
Why did these two guys start the idiom chain from zero frame? They didn't even react until now.
"Boundless future."
"Do what you can."
When Bai Bufan said this idiom, both of them laughed.
"Do whatever you want." Lin Li smiled.
"Nice idiom," Bai Bufan stood there, covering his face with laughter, "Then I'll continue - do whatever you want."
"You gave the answer without thinking? What a strong opponent, got it! Do whatever you want!"
"You're not bad, but my idiom library is stronger! Do! What! You! Want!!"
The three girls holding the microphones fell silent when they saw the two people who only shouted one idiom at the beginning.
What are you two talking about!
It seems that these two people started the idiom chain just for this moment.
"This is a KTV, and idiom chain is not welcome here. Can you do something that a KTV should do!" Ding Sihan raised the microphone in his hand and cursed helplessly.
"That's fine."
Lin Li nodded, then said to Bai Bufan: "Brother, stop touching, sing something, your fingers are all soaked white."
"I'm touching your dam, I'm asking you not to steal my fruit plate." Bai Bufan immediately got into the mood, knocked on Lin Li's hand, looked at him with contempt, "Wang Gang can stay, you take your other sisters out, and ask someone to quickly change a batch for me..."
Ding Sihan: "?"
"What kind of KTV is this! Isn't it a bit too indecent!!"
"Business KTV, the fastest way to do business." Lin Li took it for granted.
Princesses don't necessarily appear in Disney, they may also appear in KTV.
Lin Li and Bai Bufan received a scolding (microphone enhanced version).
Then the five people continued to sing, and in order to prevent Lin Li from continuing to use his broken mouth steadily, Bai Bufan was ordered to sit next to him and keep an eye on him.
After all, no matter what your skills are, it's better to report you.
If there are signs, you will be besieged, and now Lin Li can only be honest helplessly.
The afternoon passed by in one song after another.
There were choruses, solos, and duets.
When Lin Li and Bai Bufan sang, they always had various tricks, swaying while singing, calling it the two-swing dance.
Although it was funny, the atmosphere was very high, so when Qu Wanqiu and Ding Sihan sang, they would stand up and twist a few times, and there was nothing to be embarrassed about.
He only mocked when it was necessary, and at this time, Lin Li would only cheer and encourage.
…
Chen Yuying's phone rang, and Lin Li, who was holding the microphone, paused, and only the accompaniment was left in the room.
Chen Yuying answered the phone, walked out the door, answered a few words, came back and nodded to everyone, and explained: "My dad drove this way, and it is estimated that he will be here in about ten minutes."
"That distance is really close, I don't know who he is guarding against." Lin Li commented sharply.
Chen Yuying blinked.
It's so hard to guess.
Lin Li then snapped his fingers: "Since it's about to end, "Unforgettable Tonight", start!"
"Okay~" The other three people who were lying on the sofa in the KTV were exhausted, but they all supported this decision.
"You guys are so weak." Lin Li looked at them and smiled.
It was already four o'clock in the afternoon. We had been singing for three or four hours with high intensity. Not only did we sing seriously, but we also stood up and swayed occasionally. So now, except for Lin Li, everyone was very tired from singing.
Lin Li was indeed more excited than them, but he had enough blood and recovered quickly. Even if he was tired, he could sing three or four songs after taking a rest.
"I can sing two more songs, "Unforgettable Tonight"..." Chen Yuying put her phone on the sofa and went to the song request station. Then she hesitated for a while and turned to look at Lin Li: "Lin Li, "Summer Blown by the Wind" can you sing?"
"I haven't heard it before. Whose song is this?" Lin Li shook his head and asked curiously.
"Guo Donglin and Jinsha sang this song many years ago. It's very nice." Bai Bufan seemed to understand and explained for Lin Li.
"Guo Donglin can sing?" Qu Wanqiu sat up straight, a little confused.
"Guo Donglin is JJ Lin, JJ Lin is Guo Donglin, isn't this common sense?" Lin Li glanced at Qu Wanqiu, surprised by the rare thing.
Qu Wanqiu: "..."
Is this common sense?
Whose common sense is this?
"Okay, forget it." After hearing that Lin Li couldn't sing, Chen Yuying lowered her head with some regret and continued to operate the song selection screen.
"Don't count it, squad leader, have you forgotten, this song is like cheating, I can't sing it, but I can learn it, just give me a minute to listen to half of it." Lin Li snapped his fingers, took his phone, and immediately went out the door.
Three seconds later, the door of the KTV was opened, Lin Li poked his head in and added: "The situation has changed. NetEase Cloud wants me to watch 30 seconds of GG before I can listen, so it will take one and a half minutes."
Chen Yuying: "..."
This change of mind really can't be blamed on Lin Li.
Soon, Lin Li returned as a king, came to Chen Yuying's side, confidently clicked play, and picked up the idle microphone on the table, clinking it with Chen Yuying's hand like a toast.
"I already know how to do it."
"Yeah." Chen Yuying nodded, she believed it.
""I still remember yesterday, that summer, the moment the breeze blew, it seemed to blow over everything, leaving only loneliness willing to settle"" Although he only listened to it once, Lin Li, who replaced Guo Donglin, looked at the lyrics on the big screen, and his voice was also very beautiful.
""Now the wind is still blowing, the autumn rain follows, but the heat in my heart does not retreat"" Chen Yuying's voice is very ethereal, singing with a different feeling from Jinsha.
He looked at the lyrics, she looked at him.
Occasionally, when he remembered the next line of lyrics and tilted his head to look at her without looking at the screen, she would smile.
…
"Blue thoughts suddenly turned into sunny summer"
"The warmth in the air will not be far away, and winter seems to no longer linger"
…
"This summer blown by the wind"
"This summer blown by the wind"
At the end of the chorus, the two of them exchanged glances and tacitly changed the last line of the lyrics to "this".
The moment Lin Li held the microphone tightly, the cold wind in the KTV obeyed his command and blew freely in the room.
Chen Yuying, who thought it was the air conditioner that suddenly cooperated with this moment, smiled even brighter.
"Wow!!!"
When the song ended, the three people on the sofa immediately applauded the two.
"Speaking of which, the temperature has begun to drop now. This summer blown by the wind is indeed officially over. Let's have a last toast on National Day!" Lin Li put down the microphone, picked up his drink on the coffee table with his left hand, and turned on the front camera with his right hand.
Everyone also smiled and squeezed in front of the camera, and the picture was recorded at the moment of the crisp clinking of glasses.
The five-person chorus of "Unforgettable Tonight" ended, and everyone stood up and simply sorted out the garbage and left.
"Why do you keep covering your butt?" Lin Li asked Bai Bufan in confusion.
"Nothing." After singing for an afternoon, Bai Bufan's voice was a little hoarse. He shook his head and naturally let go of his hands.
As a result, his face changed after letting go of his hands, and he immediately crossed his hands behind his back and explained: "It's just a habit of putting my hands behind my back. It's good like this."
Damn, what's going on?
Why do I always feel that there is wind blowing into my butt after coming out of the family KTV?
What is this symptom? It's itchy when it blows. Could it be hemorrhoids?
Bai Bufan, who forced a smile, was slightly anxious in his heart.
Ma Yinglong, save me!
"It's okay, it's okay." The culprit continued to manipulate the wind to increase the dosage, while saying with concern.
——After all, [Yufeng] has been turned on, and the remaining time cannot be wasted.
Blowing a girl's skirt is still too obscene, but blowing a boy's butt is just right.