Chapter 203 Asking Others to Eat Exhaust Gas Turns Out to Be Such an Interesting Thing
Lin Li began to return along the same route.
The original pursuit problem became a meeting problem, and it could become a torturous little problem when put into the elementary school math textbook.
Engineering Team A and Team B, the swimming pool manager, and the chicken and rabbit farmer were all people who had attended the elementary school math class, so they had to appreciate it.
Lin Li had scolded them a lot when he was a child.
Especially the Jianzhong swimming pool manager who let water in while draining water.
Thinking of this, Lin Li began to speed up and slow down inexplicably. He imagined that someone was observing him to do the questions, but now he looked like he had a headache, and he never got tired of it.
From a distance, he saw three people walking hand in hand on the sidewalk of the road next to the fence.
"Cold knowledge, if everyone in the world could hold hands around the equator, many people would fall into the sea and drown, so the damn hand in hand is really dangerous." After seeing the three people greet him, Lin Li also waved a hand and greeted with a smile.
The three girls chose to ignore it.
"Ding Sihan, can you stand out a little? I can't bump into you there." Lin Li scratched his head and had to speak his mind.
"Go away."
"Lin Li, your hair is flying."
After Lin Li approached, Chen Yuying pointed at his head and said with a smile.
"This is the new look that I just spent 2,800 yuan to customize. Isn't it handsome? Very stylish?" Lin Li stopped the car and stroked his palms from both sides of his head.
Then he heard laughter.
"Your laughter is really hurtful."
"Our laughter is the sun and two 60-watt light bulbs. You said it yourself, how can it hurt people?" Ding Sihan questioned.
"You will also be hurt if you look directly at a 60-watt light bulb at close range." Lin Li is very good at sophistry.
Qu Wanqiu stopped laughing and nodded seriously: "It looks good, like your husband."
Lin Li: "What is this?"
Then she turned her head to look at Ding Sihan, pointed at Lin Li and whispered loudly: "Sihan, your husband."
"Bullshit, this is your husband!"
"Your husband!"
"Your husband!"
Lin Li: "..."
Fuck.
"Two women who are close to each other, in order to fight for me, they completely tore their faces and fought each other, oh, my damn charm." But it doesn't matter, Lin Li can always find a way to solve the problem.
Qu Wanqiu and Ding Sihan immediately reconciled, and tacitly raised their middle fingers to Lin Li.
See, Lin Li is a master at mediating disputes.
"It's not ugly, but it's rare to see you expose your forehead so thoroughly, it's very novel." Chen Yuying said with a smile.
"It's okay as long as it's not ugly." Then Lin Li didn't care.
"Have you found a place to watch the sunset?" Chen Yuying asked.
"I've found a good spot to sit in. There's the sea below, and the view is completely unobstructed. I've marked it." Lin Li replied.
"Where's Bai Bufan?"
Qu Wanqiu saw that there was no one behind Lin Li at this time and asked.
"Oh, that's right, why is Bai Bufan gone?" Ding Sihan was surprised.
"Hahaha——" Lin Li suddenly started laughing.
After laughing, Lin Li pointed at Ding Sihan: "Ding Sihan, your late realization of 'oh, that's right' is so wonderful, reflecting your homesickness. I guess you can only react when Bai Bufan has been dead for three years."
"It would have been smelly in three years, but I can still smell it." Ding Sihan laughed embarrassedly.
"I must tell him what you said, he is blessed." Lin Li was very relieved.
Then he looked at Qu Wanqiu and explained: "He is my mark at the location, equivalent to my pee."
Qu Wanqiu: "..."
What kind of description is this.
"The marking behavior is peeing, so what kind of creature are you, Lin Li?" she asked.
"Bai Bufan." Lin Li answered in seconds.
Qu Wanqiu: "..."
This is Lin Li, he is too mentally healthy, this level of attack seems to have no meaning to him.
"How far is the distance?" Ding Sihan asked.
"About 20 minutes if walking? I didn't calculate the distance too much, anyway, if the battery car is fully loaded, it will take less than four minutes one way." Lin Li said after calculating, and then patted the front of the battery car, eager to try: "Is there any stupid bird who wants to fly first?
I tell you, it's really cool to drive the battery car fast here and blow the wind. It's a pity not to experience it. Bai Bufan and I just had a great time."
"Not that kind of cool, give me a better look! Damn rotten girl!" Lin Li squinted and stared at Ding Sihan who had a wrong look.
"Really? Then I'll try it." Retracting his deliberate gaze, Ding Sihan was eager to try, "But you don't have to send me to the destination, you have to take me back later."
"Why?"
"If you take someone else with you next time, won't Wanqiu be left alone for several minutes?" Ding Sihan asked back, "How pitiful, as if she was abandoned."
Qu Wanqiu scratched her head: "Why do you assume that I am the one left alone in the end?"
After saying that, Qu Wanqiu glanced at Chen Yuying beside her and nodded: "Oh, it's me."
Chen Yuying: "..."
Chen Yuying suspected that Qu Wanqiu's mumbling to herself was intentional.
"Ding Sihan, get away from my back when you get on the car. It's summer, and warm girls like you are the most annoying." Lin Li said with a smile.
It's a pity that Lin Li is not the third brother. Just look at the motorcycle formation performance of the third brother's military parade. One car is more than enough to carry ten people at a time, and can take everyone to the destination at once.
The electric car that Lin Li rented didn't need to deliver food, so there was no trunk, so the seat space was large. In addition, Lin Li deliberately moved forward a little, so after Ding Sihan sat on it, he could easily maintain a distance that would not be awkward.
In fact, it doesn't matter if the distance is closer. It's just an electric car. With their personalities, they don't care at all.
"Ding Sihan, let's drive. You can grab the rear wing behind you, or grab my clothes. But I tell you first that the clothes are worth 3,600 yuan, so don't pull too much. Finally, it's okay if you want to hug me, and it's another price."
After feeling that Ding Sihan was sitting firmly, Lin Li tilted his head to remind him.
"Just drive your car. I also hugged you in the haunted house when you were a child." Ding Sihan sneered.
Lin Li: "..."
"The terrifying memories are attacking me."
The taillights lit up, and the electric car rushed out, bringing Lin Li's wild laughter and Ding Sihan's shouting.
…
At the destination, seeing two people coming towards him on the road behind him, Bai Bufan reached out his hand to say hello.
The two drove past.
Bai Bufan: “?”
The dust from the tires was loud and red.
…
“Drive another lap!” Ding Sihan soon felt this extremely simple joy. When Lin Li stopped, she patted Lin Li’s back heavily while recording the sea with her mobile phone and ordered.
“Got it.”
Return.
“This wind is really comfortable, and it’s more interesting to take videos of the sea. You can try it.”
After Lin Li took Ding Sihan and reunited with Chen Yuying and Qu Wanqiu who had been walking, she recommended:
“It’s a pity that sitting sideways in the back seat like a bicycle is illegal, otherwise taking selfies might be fun.”
“I can see that your hair is all messy and you’re having fun.” Chen Yuying smiled and stepped forward to rearrange Ding Sihan’s hairstyle.
“Thank you, Yingbao.”
“Why don’t you help me with it?” Lin Li turned his head and asked.
"Because you spent 2,800 yuan to customize your new look, I dare not do it." Chen Yuying responded with a chuckle.
Lin Li smiled and gave a thumbs up.
Under his leadership, the squad leader is becoming more and more like a normal person.
"Then I'll try it too." Feeling itchy from Ding Sihan's description, Qu Wanqiu raised her hand and planned to get in the car.
"Twenty yuan per round, additional services are another price." Lin Li announced immediately.
Qu Wanqiu took off her hairpin, squatted down and looked at Lin Li's wheels, raised her head and asked: "Lin Li, how much is one tire?"
Lin Li: "..."
Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu, under Bai Bufan's leadership, are becoming more and more like Bai Bufan.
"Are you still charging now?"
"No, no, get in the car."
Another five minutes passed, and Lin Li brought Qu Wanqiu back.
"Did you see Bai Bufan's expression just now? He called us but we ignored him. He was stunned."
"Is there a possibility that he has already scolded you in the group?"
Qu Wanqiu got out of the car and shook the phone in her hand with a smile, "There is a 60-second voice message."
"He won't scold in a group of girls like this." Lin Li knew Bai Bufan very well, so he exposed the lie and then looked at Chen Yuying:
"Squad leader, don't you want to try?"
"Okay." Chen Yuying didn't think much and sat in the back seat of Lin Li: "Should I put my feet here? It won't affect you, right?"
"You put it in the wrong place, Yingbao. You should put it in his mouth." Qu Wanqiu took out the small hairbrush she carried with her and combed her hair while correcting her.
Lin Li: "?"
"Ah——" Lin Li opened his mouth wide in the next second and deliberately made a sound.
The four of them were silent for a while.
Chen Yuying covered her face with both hands in the back seat with a headache and despair, as if she was the one who was embarrassed.
"I can't stand Lin Li anymore, he's so disgusting! Hahaha——" Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu were a little uncomfortable with Lin Li's ridiculous "ah", and they squatted on the ground with their hands on their stomachs.
You want to fight me?
"Haha, we all know who the disgusting person is, don't lie to yourself." Lin Li sneered and looked at Qu Wanqiu.
"..."
Wait.
Why are the three of them looking at him?