Chapter 209 Lin Li Is a Rotten Crotch

The goal was achieved, and Lin Li was very satisfied.

In fact, the dishes he cooked were not considered to be the so-called "cooking god". It was not so exaggerated. It was probably equivalent to the level of an ordinary chef.

After all, in the eyes of the system, it was just a talent that could not be put on the [panel].

If I were to cook any Kung Fu dishes now, I would be at a loss.

Perhaps there was another reason, that Ding Sihan had no hope for Lin Li at all.

As the saying goes, if the hope is greater, then the hope will be greater, so as long as the hope is smaller, then the hope will be smaller.

And Lin Li's performance is naturally easy to exceed Ding Sihan's expectations.

Rounding off, Lin Li also played a contrasting man.

"I didn't scold you secretly, didn't I scold you openly?" Hearing Lin Li's question, Ding Sihan spread his hands and looked a little innocent.

Lin Li: "..."

He did not hide that he was deliberately calling himself a cooking god.

Wait.

System, tell you Dam, which part of her heart is it? Hmm? Speak!

"I hope you don't deny this direction." So Lin Li raised his middle finger.

But since he had received the money, he had to do his job. Lin Li began to clean up the dishes on the table.

This made Ding Sihan feel embarrassed. He quickly sat on the sofa, opened a bottle of drink, sipped it, and cheered Lin Li.

Damn you.

Really Bai Bufan.

Lin Li always felt that one day, Bai Bufan would be called Little Ding Sihan.

Forget it, I shouldn't have so little confidence in Bai Bufan. He has been leading the dog track for ten thousand years and almost monopolized it. If the country does not interfere, it is not so easy for latecomers to surpass him.

Hayek's invisible big hand should really give Bai Bufan two slaps.

As for Ding Sihan's uncle's attitude, Lin Li didn't care at all. After all, he attacked Ding Sihan all day long, and he deserved it for being reduced to this.

Lin Li would forget this matter after ten or eight years, and would not take it to heart and look for an opportunity to retaliate.

"Ding Sihan, go ask the squad leader if she wants a midnight snack. If there are any leftover ingredients, just tell me on the phone." Lin Li was in a good mood after completing a small task. He didn't forget that he still needed Chen Yuying's approval, so he said.

"Okay." Ding Sihan nodded and walked towards the home theater room. After walking two steps, he turned back suddenly, squinted his eyes and stared at Lin Li, and asked: "Lin Li, have I become a eunuch who tests poison? Have I become Bai Bufan?"

Lin Li: "?"

How did you associate this?

Oh, I thought that making midnight snacks for her was just practicing.

This misunderstanding is too deep.

"Ah Ding, don't you think the first time is precious? When I become a rotten crotch one day and anyone can cook for money, it will be more precious, right? So, why care about these, you won."

Lin Li continued to clean up the dishes and said with a smile.

"You need to apologize to the profession of chef! What kind of shitty pants is it to cook for money!"

Ding Sihan's eyes widened when she heard this. She didn't even understand why the words could be so biased.

"Isn't it shitty pants to cook for money?"

"...I give up."

Ding Sihan covered her face and left.

Lin Li, who was humming Wuming's tone, turned around when he heard the sound of the door opening and closing. It was Chen Yuying who came over.

"Why did the squad leader come out? Aren't you going to continue watching the movie?" Lin Li asked with some confusion.

After all, it's fine to contact me on the phone, and it doesn't matter if I wait for the food to be served in.

"I was curious that you could cook, so I came out to see." Chen Yuying walked to Lin Li's side and said with a smile.

This is much more interesting than the climax and ending of the movie.

"So you want to eat?" Lin Li asked.

"Can you only make a little? It's not suitable to eat at this time, and I'm not particularly hungry?" Chen Yuying asked with her hands behind her back and tilted her head slightly.

"It's all right. I'm already a rotten crotch, so anything is fine." Lin Li nodded in a tone of showing off.

Chen Yuying: "?"

After listening to Lin Li's explanation, Chen Yuying looked at Lin Li helplessly.

This guy.

"You really know how to cook?" When Lin Li really started to make supper, Chen Yuying also expressed some surprise.

"Yes, this is me." Lin Li was a little proud.

"Then why did you tell us yesterday that you can't?"

"In order to give Qu Wanqiu a chance to show herself, I am willing to hide my merits and fame." Lin Li continued this rhetoric.

"But I don't think you are pretending."

Damn, Chen Yuying is actually smarter than that idiot Ding Sihan.

"Well, actually, I failed to make candied fruit yesterday. After thinking it over, I spent an entire night working hard to master it, just to make you shine."

Lin Li then made up another reason, his tone and demeanor were confident and arrogant:

"You know, a great man like me, as long as he wants to do something well, he will definitely succeed."

"What about mathematics?" Chen Yuying asked.

"Except mathematics."

"What about physics?" Chen Yuying asked again.

"Except physics too."

"What about chemistry?" Chen Yuying continued to ask.

"Okay, okay, monitor, just treat what I said just now as a fart. It's really rude for you to continue asking questions. Just sit and wait for the food." Lin Li said happily while flipping the pot.

Chen Yuying smiled and nodded.

Although she kept sabotaging him, she actually felt that if Lin Li wanted to do something well, he would really succeed.

The small amount of exquisite Michelin-style supper was quickly served.

"It tastes good, Lin Li, you are amazing." After eating, Chen Yuying also gave her approval.

However, the task did not respond. This is definitely not a hypocritical compliment, which means it has not reached the level of "from the heart" recognized by the system?

I understand, the squad leader is still not hungry enough.

Find an opportunity to starve the squad leader for three days, and then let her eat this meal, she should really recognize it from the heart.

It's a pity that Uncle Chen should not allow him to starve his daughter like this.

Lin Li is not in a hurry, and he will find another opportunity later.

After Chen Yuying finished eating, she consciously took the plate to the kitchen and prepared to clean up the mess herself.

"Wait, wait." Lin Li suddenly stretched out his hand to signal not to rush.

Then, in Chen Yuying's puzzled eyes, Lin Li took out the one-dollar bill from his pocket and threw it in front of Chen Yuying: "Clean it yourself."

Chen Yuying: "?"

"This is a kind of inheritance, squad leader." Lin Li looked sincere.

Chen Yuying didn't understand, but respected.

After the two of them cleaned the dishes thoroughly, they returned to the home theater.

The movie was still playing, but it was already at the end. After all, the background music had already sounded, and the male and female protagonists were already hugging each other and kissing each other with tears.

Bai Bufan and Qu Wanqiu were still sleeping.

Lin Li's identity as a warm man needs no further explanation. Seeing this, he stepped forward to cover Qu Wanqiu with a blanket and strangled Bai Bufan's neck.

Bai Bufan, who was having difficulty breathing, opened his eyes instantly, stared at Lin Li who was pinching his neck, and asked: "What the hell are you doing?"

"I'm measuring your neck circumference because I plan to buy you a necklace to commemorate the lewd brotherhood between us, so don't pay attention to me, just continue sleeping. By the way, it's normal to feel a little dizzy later."

Lin Li showed a kind smile.

"Who the hell taught you to measure your neck circumference like this? If you want to kill my buddy, just say it." Bai Bufan laughed angrily.

Lin Li: "Oh, then I want to kill you."

Bai Bufan: "..."

You really said it straight?

You know to listen to advice now?

Opening Lin Li's hand, Bai Bufan sat up.

A few minutes later, the hero and the heroine lived a happy life, and the credits rose.

It was already past twelve o'clock.

At least Lin Li should go to bed.

Wake up Qu Wanqiu, and the five people return to their respective floors.

"It's over. I slept so well and now I'm more awake." Bai Bufan, who returned to the second floor, rubbed his shoulders and said.

So he decided to play games for a while, anyway, he didn't need to get up early tomorrow.

Lin Li naturally didn't go.

After Bai Bufan left, Lin Li first checked the "Spirit Spring" and replaced the fully charged spirit stone with an empty shell.

Then click on [Mall].

[You have purchased "Luck Talisman"*1. ]

[You have purchased "Random Quality Spirit Stone"*1. ]

With a wave of his hand, Lin Li began to spend money.

The output of a "spiritual spring" is only a small surplus after meeting daily consumption, but if nothing unexpected happens, there will be more and more places where I need spiritual energy in the future. Now that there is more system currency, I might as well get another "spiritual spring" to extract it.

Three days have passed, and the "luck charm" will not backfire when used.

After sticking the "luck charm" on himself, Lin Li immediately used the "random quality spirit stone".

[You have obtained "superior spirit stone" *1. ]

"Eh?"

The "luck charm" still lost its activity and fell off, but the result was somewhat different from what Lin Li expected.

My fixed formula seems to be wrong.

However, after thinking for a while, Lin Li suddenly understood.

The "luck charm" only increased the probability of obtaining high-quality rewards, rather than guaranteeing that he could obtain the "spiritual spring".

——The loss of activity of the "luck charm" is the best evidence.

If it can guarantee that you get the highest quality rewards, then its luck should still be in surplus.

I took it for granted.

Lin Li materialized the "high-grade spirit stone", which was smaller than the low-grade one, but Lin Li could clearly feel that the quality of the spiritual energy it contained was much higher than that of the low-grade one.

Since he was idle, Lin Li began to use it to continue refining the "duck blood bottle".

The amount of high-grade spirit stone contained was exaggeratedly more than that of the low-grade one. Lin Li's current spiritual energy absorption speed was no longer the same as before, but after refining for ten minutes, only a tiny bubble appeared inside this spirit stone.

Conservatively estimated, the content of one spirit stone was at least more than a hundred low-grade spirit stones.

To some extent, it also solved the problem that Lin Li was worried about insufficient spiritual energy inventory when needed in the future.

Moreover, it would be more convenient to charge the "spiritual spring" in the future. He no longer needed to replace the empty shell from time to time. If this one was used up, the "spiritual spring" might not be full after ten days or half a month.

Not too disappointed, Lin Li turned off the lights and went to bed.

The next day, the fifth.

[Get up before the Mao hour for a month to seriously practice the eight-stage body-building exercise before the Chen hour, accumulating at least half an hour (29/30). 】

I didn't expect that a month would be over so soon.

Tomorrow I can complete the longest mission I have ever experienced.

After training, Lin Li did not rush back to the B&B, but stood outside and activated [Wind Control] - the CD has been saved once, and there will be a second time in a few hours.

The moment it was activated, the wind around him seemed to be connected to him, and Lin Li could sense their existence and where they were going.

Twist.

The wind that was supposed to blow in front of him changed to blowing upwards under Lin Li's will. The influx of wind made Lin Li's clothes bulge.

Great, I can be a hooligan on the street without anyone noticing and play the skirt blowing game (real version).

Great.

In addition to making the mother and son who have already met fly, isn't Lin Li's cultivation to blow girls' skirts?

Changing the wind direction is not difficult, but Lin Li can only focus on changing the direction of two winds at the same time.

Then Lin Li began to try to generate wind by himself.

With his will, the wind appeared out of thin air around him and blew towards the big tree beside him.

The leaves began to shake and made a rustling sound, and the tops of the branches trembled slightly.

This wind is not small. It can blow the test papers on the desk and force the closed textbooks to open.

This is Lin Li's current limit, and it can't last too long. Physical strength is consumed quickly.

If it is a slight wind, it can be controlled all the time, and the consumption can be ignored.

It is more useful than the current [Healing], and if it can grow with my own strength, then the future is promising, but there is no rush to use the "ability amplifier". There are only two in the [warehouse], and you may encounter stronger abilities in the future.

Back to the living room, take the remaining ingredients in the refrigerator to make a simple breakfast for yourself. After eating, turn on [Strengthening Knowledge] and recite recipes, driving test knowledge, and ballet music.

[Strengthening Knowledge] has an upper limit to the accumulation of ability, and it would be a waste if it is not used. It is just right to recite these.

As for why he has to recite driving test knowledge after completing the task, Lin Li thinks that he has learned so much recently, so he might as well take the driver's license directly when he becomes an adult.

Like yesterday, Chen Yuying went downstairs at around 8 o'clock.

After Chen Yuying finished breakfast, the two continued to go out to practice driving.

The completion of the task is the completion, and the practice of driving is the practice of driving.

However, there are not many parts that Lin Li needs today, and Chen Yuying is gradually becoming familiar with it alone.

After riding for half an hour, she asked Lin Li to drive the electric bike to the open space for her to try.

With yesterday's experience and the fact that it was not on the road, Chen Yuying rode smoothly and asked Lin Li to record a video.

…

Chen Zhongping, who was also in Shanting, put down his phone and frowned.

After confirming that his daughter always took a taxi and the electric bike was only a means of transportation for Lin Li and Bai Bufan, he felt relieved.

But she rode a bicycle yesterday, but an electric bike today?

This is too big a step, not practical at all.

I'm talking about Yingying's teacher.

From this we can conclude:

Lin Li, this guy, dares to breathe today, and dares to slap his father tomorrow, and dares to kill and set fire the day after tomorrow.

It is well-reasoned, objective and fair. Chen Zhongping believes that there is no slander.

Yingying's refusal to see her just now must have been instigated by this kid.

So this kid must not be kept.

"Chen Zhongping: Are you there?"

"AAAA Cement Wholesale: Brother, I am here. Are you going to renovate again?"

"Chen Zhongping: If I arrange for a child to visit your factory, can he accidentally fall into your machine?"

"Chen Zhongping: Is there a risk of survival?"