Chapter 195 Bai Bufan Is Obviously an Old Ladybug
The night outside the B&B is thick, and occasionally a few frogs can be heard from the mountains behind.
Inside the B&B.
"Bai! No! Fan! Do you know why spiders only have eight legs? Because nine legs are too many! If you dare to offend me like this again, I will kill your nine tribes! Get away!"
Lin Li beat Bai Bufan, who had his back turned to sit on top of him, and smiled, but his smile was miserable.
"Stop scratching me, sisters! I have paronychia! And onychomycosis! Acne on the soles of my feet! I still have athlete's foot!"
Bai Bufan suddenly turned his head and looked at Lin Li.
The look was mean, but he didn't say anything. After all, there were girls present.
Lin Li: "?
etc.
"Fuck." Lin Li reacted and cursed with a smile, but because there were girls present, he could only respond in a low voice: "I'm just kidding, I didn't want to."
Satisfied, Bai Bufan turned back to continue his work.
"Ah! Stop scratching! I was wrong! Where is Uncle Chen? Save him! Come and roar! What I love is my life!" Lin Li continued his 'work'.
"Who the hell are you, Uncle Chen?" Bai Bufan laughed and cursed.
At this moment.
Bai Bufan sat on Lin Li, restraining his legs, while Chen, Ding, and Qu each held a feather and were playing with Lin Li's foot strings.
"If you want to gamble, you have to admit defeat. You have set the rules yourself. Don't try to escape!" Bai Bufan was the most cheerful.
Rules are dead, so can Lin Li.
"Ah ha," Lin Li gradually laughed weakly and intermittently, "It's so itchy, my lower body is itchy to death——"
"Don't say weird things." Chen Yuying's funny voice came.
"oh.""
Immortal cultivators cannot compete against each other, this is what Lin Li realized with blood and tears.
Monopoly is a game for capitalists, and it is not suitable for him. If he had known that he would have played Three Kingdoms, Lin Li wanted to protect Dabao's smile.
One night, all night, I was chased and intercepted by this group of people, but I didn't win a single game.
As for the punishment part, the rolls have my father's name on them.
No wonder they all agreed so simply and neatly, just to see themselves being tricked.
However, as an immortal cultivator, it was impossible for Bai Bufan to really restrain Lin Li. Lin Li was also worried that he would kick the girl if he moved around, so other than the reflexive retraction of his lower body due to itching, he made no other movements.
"Didi-di-di, di-di-di."
The three-minute alarm clock rang, and everyone stopped without knowing what to do.
Lin Li collapsed on the ground, half-clothed and with messy hair, like a spoiled young man from a good family.
It was obvious that he had been ruined, but Lin Li felt that he was the one who had entered the sage mode.
"The world kissed me painfully, but I didn't agree. Isn't this sexual harassment?" he asked.
No one paid attention to Lin Li's self-thinking.
In fact, Lin Li had thought about it when they started to punish him. If they got torturous pleasure from tickling their feet, could it further the task?
But they had always used feathers as a medium and quite disliked Lin Li's jade feet. Even if Lin Li said it was okay and even invited him, they would just treat Lin Li as a normal lunatic.
Bai Bufan got up from Lin Li, took out a one-yuan note from his pocket, threw it on Lin Li, pretended to smoke a cigarette with his fingers in front of his mouth, and said lightly: "Clean it yourself."
Lin Li: "?
no?
Damn you.
What a humiliation.
"Okay, thank you, brother." Lin Li rubbed a dollar on his clothes and blew on it.
Then he put it in his pocket, stood up with difficulty, and sat back down.
"Are you coming again, Lin Li?" Ding Sihan knocked on the table and said with a smile.
"I'm not coming, I'm not coming," Lin Li waved his hands with a relieved smile, "If you want to come, you can continue. I have to get up early to exercise tomorrow morning. It's almost eleven o'clock now, and I have to wash up and get ready for bed."
"Ah? You have to exercise like that during the holidays and go to bed so early?" Ding Sihan was a little surprised when he heard this, and then shrugged: "If you don't come, then we won't have fun. What's the point of no one to torture us?"
Lin Li:
",
Ding Sihan, please speak well, right?
"Then let's stop here tonight," Chen Yuying clasped her hands together and patted her hands gently before speaking: "We also have to remove makeup and skin care, and the luggage in the room hasn't been packed yet."
After reaching an agreement, the five people stood up, packed up the board games and put them back in their place, and the girls walked up to the third floor.
Lin Li and Bai Bufan also returned to the second floor first.
"Then I'm going to the e-sports room to play some games later, Lin Li, aren't you coming?" Bai Bufan asked.
It was indeed unreasonable to ask Bai Bufan to lie down and sleep so early.
"Well, I won't go." Lin Li nodded.
"Okay, then you have to go to bed early and take a shower first." Bai Bufan said.
"OK."
It didn't take long to take a shower. In order to prevent possible exposure, Lin Li came out of the bathroom fully dressed.
"I can hear your laughter at the top of the stairs. What are you laughing at?" Back on the second floor, Lin Li looked at Bai Bufan rolling on the floor and asked curiously.
"I've seen a good new hell joke!"
"Tell me." Lin Li immediately entered a learning state.
How to do abstraction well without working hard.
"Aren't there recent wildfires in Los Angeles? I saw someone comment-
"Lao Mei is indeed Lao Mei. He is a generous man. In order to urge Lao Da to practice, he burned Los Angeles at 4 o'clock in the morning. When it comes to burning paper money, we also need to reflect. Dongda, please walk slowly and wait. Waiting for your people!”
So there was one more person rolling on the floor.
It was so hellish, but fortunately Lin Li had no morals at all.
"Go and wash up." After laughing, Lin Li motioned to Bai Bufan.
""OK. "
"Why did you bring your own shower gel? There's one in the bathroom." Lin Li asked suspiciously when he saw that Bai Bufan rummaged through the suitcase and found not only a change of clothes, but also a small packet of shower gel.
"It's not shower gel, it's shampoo. I'm used to using this brand when washing my hair. I used the one from the hotel on my last autumn outing. After washing it, I felt itchy and uncomfortable." Bai Bufan explained.
Some people do experience a sudden increase in dandruff or itchiness when changing shampoo.
"What brand?" Lin Li asked.
"Overlord."
Lin Li:
"It's quite niche." Lin Li commented.
"This is still a niche. My brother Jackie Chan won't lie to me. I can use this to wash my hair.
of. "Bai Bufan retorted.
"I have research basis. In order to study what kind of shampoo men use when taking a shower, I observed 100 men and conducted random interviews. 98 of them answered "How the hell did you get in?" , you overlord, I have never heard of you once.”
Lin Li stretched out his index finger and shook it, putting forward his supporting theory.
Bai Bufan: ".—.
"How did the other two brothers answer?" But he was more curious about this now.
"Brother, I dropped the soap on the floor. Please pick it up for me."
Bai Bufan: "Grass."
"Then did you pick it up?"
"How is that possible? By the way, Bufan, do you need to use soap for bathing? I have too much soap at home and I can't use it all. You can help me use some."
"No, thank you." Bai Bufan left with satisfaction.
"Remember to knock on the door when you come back later. I just played a new game and am ready to hit it six times for the first time." Lin Li said to Bai Bufan's back.
Bai Bufan didn't look back and responded with a middle finger.
Real men never look back at imbeciles.
After the sound of going downstairs gradually faded away, Lin Li opened his schoolbag again and put the "
"Lingquan" was taken out.
Just like the unused spiritual stones can be taken back to the [Warehouse], the unexhausted "Spiritual Spring" can also be taken back at any time. However, when it is in the [Warehouse], it is equivalent to being stationary and will not produce any Aura or ectoplasm.
It was uncontrollable if left at home, and it might be wasted. Lin Li would definitely choose to bring it here.
As for the "Duck Blood Bottle", it has been restored to its original state and is in the [Warehouse]. Lin Li calculated that the CD is about a week old with duck blood.
When I arrived at the B&B, the first thing I did was to manifest the "spiritual spring", throw in a few empty shells of spiritual stones, wrap them simply with plastic wrap, and put them in my backpack.
Carrying the empty spirit stone shell is also very simple.
The system does not accept spiritual stones without spiritual energy, but it only requires each empty shell to stay at the bottom of the "spiritual spring" for two or three minutes, so that the empty shells can absorb a little spiritual energy and no longer be "empty shells". The completion rate ranges from 0 to 0.01. changes, it will be judged as still useful by the system, and this can take back the [warehouse].
The numerous [warehouses] have no grid limit.
After completing this replacement, Lin Li appeared as the "Jade Faced Buddha".
A thumb-sized Buddha statue jade plaque.
Refining is unimaginably simple, unlike the "Duck Blood Bottle" which took several low-grade spiritual stones to complete.
The refining of the "Jade Faced Buddha" was completed almost the moment Lin Li tried to refine it.
The connection was established, and more information about this magic weapon came into my mind.
The shelter after being triggered is indeed invincible. The time limit of 3-60 seconds naturally depends on the attack encountered during the shelter. The stronger the protection, the shorter it will be.
After refining it, you can continue to 'refining' it and make it devour your own physical energy and energy. The purpose of this is that when the magic weapon is broken, it will all feed back to yourself at that time to heal your injuries and restore your physical strength.
This is not the famous sword Si Ming, this is the resurrection armor!
He actually brought back blood!
After a few minutes, Lin Li looked slightly tired.
Devouring is not 1:1, it would be good if it can effectively absorb one-tenth. The process of devouring requires the assistance of spiritual stones. It seems that this is the main consumption of spiritual stones by this magic weapon.
But the problem is not big. The Lingshihuang has been barely solved. I have extra physical energy and energy every day, so I just need to take my time.
It can even help you sleep when you are tired.
After doing all this and making sure nothing was missed, Lin Li lay down.
[Team training, the demon actually tried to attack at night. As the person with the most experience in killing demons, he should take action to kill him! 】
[Task triggered! 】
[Task 3: Kill the three monsters that are trying to harm fellow disciples at this time. 】
[Reward: Physical fitness improvement: spiritual energy absorption speed increased by 100%; system currency*50. 】
Lin Li stood at attention.