Chapter 191: Sadness Flows Back Into a River

In fact, making it like this was part of Lin Li's plan, and the development of the situation in front of him was planned by Lin Li.

Um.

Damn it, Lin Li doesn't even believe this.

Not a buddy?

Can you take the message back to me?

Looking at the system notification, Lin Li had a complicated expression. He was a little happy, but a little too happy.

System tasks should not be completed in this way...

"Hey, little Lao Lao, I can see that you seem to recognize me from the bottom of your heart." Lin Li said coolly as he looked down at Qu Wanqiu, who was smiling and lying on the table.

The voice had no fluctuations and seemed a little lifeless.

"Of course, of course I admire you from the bottom of my heart, Lin Li. Haha, you guys who haven't been in the kitchen often don't understand how capable you must be to make fruit look like this. Haha - is this considered carbonization? Hahaha--"

Qu Wanqiu kept laughing and never stopped.

After giving Lin Li a thumbs up, he turned to explain to Ding Sihan and the others.

Lin Li sighed. Since he had lost his face, let's make the most of it. So he took back his Coal Orange, squeezed it in front of the remaining three people, and said in a triumphant tone: "How is it? Is it great? "

"Awesome." The other three people were also laughing.

But this task seems to be against myself. When I plant flowers with intention, the flowers will not bloom. I took the initiative, but the task did not respond at all.

If I pee on these flowers another day, they will be honest.

Lin Li will definitely avenge today's revenge yesterday.

However, since the praise has failed and the shame has been used, it is time to pick it up. Lin Li’s Oxford Dictionary has not given up these two Chinese characters——

"Haha, you will regret your ridicule now." So when faced with the criticism, he just said coldly, "I will definitely make a perfect rock candy fruit!"

Qu Wanqiu stretched out her hand worriedly, as if she wanted to stop him, then relaxed a little and said with relief: "The first aid equipment in the B&B is also very complete, forget it, you go ahead."

Buhao! It's a boomerang!

These are the words he just attacked her with!

Damn little prick.

"How about you draw the shrimp threads, and I'll make the rock candy fruits." Bai Bufan, who was shelling and dethreading the shrimps he bought, said seriously, "I think I can do it better than you."

Lin Li walked over and pulled out a piece of his hair with a smile. He said nothing and just scratched Bai Bufan's face with his hair.

Bai Bufan: "..."

"A man with a shrimp head like you is really suitable for having a shrimp head." Bai Bufan is not Ding Sihan, and Lin Li's purpose doesn't need to be told by him, so he commented while rubbing his nose with his shoulder.

"It's just because I'm a shrimp-headed man that I can't kill the same kind of people. Come on, you shit boy." Lin Li said lightly.

Bai Bufan: "?"

"What kid is playing shit?"

Lin Li lowered his head, laughed, and left.

Wait, Bai Bufan lowered his head, and his behavior of pulling out the shrimp thread seemed to be playing shit.

"Fuck you!"

…

“Didn’t you expect that Baidu can’t be used not only to consult doctors, but also to look up recipes?”

Lin Li's production does not require any kitchen equipment. It does not need to be in the kitchen. A power supply is enough. At this moment, he is whispering outside.

Minor physical discomfort + Baidu = preparation for cremation.

Linli + Baidu = rock sugar coal.

So this damn Baidu is really dangerous.

"It seems that we should just stick to the basics and don't try to do anything fancy." Lin Li sighed, put down the strategy in his hand that was said to be able to make the most delicious rock candy fruits, and started to follow the most basic strategy step by step. of production.

It’s better not to run until you learn to walk.

Stir the syrup with a spatula and wait for it to reach the right state.

The system comes to life.

[Going out to study, improving their mecha driving skills, there were countless difficulties, and they left their hometowns. The three girls who were traveling with them felt sad in their hearts. At this moment, they finally broke out and began to cry silently.

You are at a loss, but as the only male in this world, you may be able to make them temporarily forget their worries and regain happiness, leaving only their strong bodies! 】

[Task triggered! 】

[Task 6: Use physical contact and combination to make the girls feel happy. 】

[Task reward: physical improvement: mecha synchronization index +10; random talent; system currency *50]

Lin Li: "?"

It wasn't until his syrup started to bubble that Lin Li came back to his senses.

Not a buddy?

Why is there another one?

This time the task has the familiar progress bar again.

But the point is not that, but why did they cry?

Concerned, Lin Li immediately unplugged the phone and returned to the kitchen.

Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan's eyes were red. Although they were shining with tears, they still firmly refused to let the tears fall. Their trembling eyelashes seemed ready to take away the sadness.

They were clearly facing the door, but they turned their heads away.

It seemed that he didn't want Lin Li to see him crying.

Lin Li should have asked what happened.

But he had fucking seen the onions the two were chopping.

The reason why you tilt your head is not because you don’t want to see yourself, but because you want to avoid contact with volatile substances from onions as much as possible.

"What's wrong? Is the coal ready again?" Chen Yuying wiped her tears with her arm and asked curiously when she saw Lin Li coming back.

Lin Li: "..."

System, why don't you open your eyes wide and take a look?

Where does the sadness come from? Onion heart?

But Lin Li had to admit one thing. At this moment, he felt a little sad.

What kind of a lousy task was released, to bring pleasure through physical contact and combination?

The reward was so shabby, and it was still a talent. If there was an option to give up the task, Lin Li would probably give up.

"It's okay. I'll come back and see if I can find a chance to make you happy with my body." Facing Chen Yuying's question, Lin Li once again told the truth in a cold tone.

Chen Yuying, Ding Sihan: "?"

It was just Lin Li's words, and such perverted words were normal.

It was realistic for the system to expect that he would use that, but if it was just physical contact and combination, could tickling complete this task?

Lin Li walked to the three girls and took a look.

None of them had exposed waists, and the system would definitely not judge it as physical contact if it itched through clothes.

Lin Li lowered his head. Chen Yuying and Qu Wanqiu were barefoot because they were wearing small sandals.

Ding Sihan was wearing pure white socks, and Lin Li suspected that she was gay and liked boys.

"Aren't you going to make your candied fruit?" Chen Yuying saw Lin Li approaching her, closed her eyes hard, made the blurry vision clear, and asked.

"I hate to see girls cry the most, squad leader, Ding Sihan, let me cut the onions." He had to find something to use as an excuse when he came back, so Lin Li just said.

At present, both Chen Yuying and Qu Wanqiu were standing, and it was unrealistic to let them lift their feet to scratch themselves, so they could only find an opportunity later.

Don't cry anymore to trigger any tasks.

"Okay, I've cried enough." Ding Sihan carefully put the knife on the table and handed the onion over, without any courtesy.

"Okay, then you be careful." Chen Yuying was more polite.

…

“Bufan, can you look up at the sky at a 45-degree angle without letting your tears flow?” Lin Li’s eyes were red, and he was sad: “Life is so fleeting.”

“I, huh, don’t know, huh.”

Perhaps because he felt the same way, or perhaps because Lin Li’s mother, this bitch, moved the cutting board and onions in front of Bai Bufan to cut them, almost using his face as a cutting board. In short, Bai Bufan cried even harder than Lin Li, with tears streaming down his face, and sniffled three times when he said four words.

“Can you hum, cut the onions in another place, Lin Li?” Finally, Bai Bufan, who had cried enough, could no longer bear it.

When choosing the method of cutting onions, Lin Li chose the method with the most comments from the simplest and most laborious options.

“No, everyone is crying, and if you don’t cry, you will seem unsociable.” Lin Li was afraid that the onion juice would not spread on Bai Bufan’s face, so he cut it like a silver bottle breaking and water splashing, and the sound of thumping made Bai Bufan’s head buzz.

"My nose and eyes are itchy now, but my gloves are covered with shit. Do you know what I'm thinking now?" Bai Bufan was itching all over and gnashing his teeth.

"Of course you want the four of us to leave the kitchen quickly. You eat these shrimp threads like noodles, slurp them, burp them, pat your belly happily and say wow, these shits are so delicious." Lin Li answered quickly.

It's a long and difficult sentence, but it's not self-confession, it's slander.

Bai Bufan: "?"

"You fucking——"

The words are fragrant.

So, in the kitchen, Bai Bufan cried and cursed, and Lin Li was scolded and cried.

The touching conversation between the two made the eyes of the other three girls in the kitchen red-Lin Li cut too hard, it really spread everywhere, and Qu Wanqiu was not spared.

However, the corners of their mouths were always raised.

It was really the right decision to let Lin Li bring Bai Bufan.

These two people can completely achieve the magical effect of 1+1 greater than 0.

Scattered is a sky full of farts, gathered is a pile of feces.