Chapter 321 Military Advisor Xiaobu

"...That's just the way it is."

Zeng Xiaoxian spread his hands and said: "Although the plan has a slight error, overall it is still within Brother Xian's plan."

Yifei pretended to applaud and said: "You mean you originally planned to say goodbye to Laura completely, but after a pitiful fooling around, you settled your differences and became friends?

"Then you eat, drink, chat, and have fun with this so-called friend of yours, until she is drunk and you can't send her back to the hotel, so you can only send her to your home?"

She slammed the table: "You call this still in the plan?"

Zeng Xiaoxian spread his hands and said, "What else?

"I adhered to my principles and made no mistakes. I just had dinner with her out of politeness. Isn't this matter already solved perfectly?"

"You, you are an idiot!"

Yifei looked helpless, and she pushed Ziqiao: "I'm too lazy to talk nonsense to this idiot, so you should do it."

For the sake of Zeng Xiaoxian's bacon today, Zi Qiao put down his knife and fork and said compassionately: "Teacher Zeng, do you think a person like Laura, who is tied to a boat and walks on flat ground, will lack friends?"

Zeng Xiaoxian looked confused: "Isn't there a shortage?"

"What do you think?"

Zi Qiao rolled her eyes at Zeng Xiaoxian: "Let's take a step back and say, even if someone lacks friends, there is no need to look for a friend like you, a loser."

Zeng Xiaoxian argued: "This, maybe this is my brother Xian's personality charm shining through?"

"If your charisma is really so shining, then why did someone greenlight you before? It's not like she just likes greenwashing, right?"

He was speechless.

"Xiao Xian, I am quite disappointed in you."

Zi Qiao shook his head and sighed: "We have known each other for such a long time, but you have not made any progress at all in terms of relationships between men and women.

"What a waste of my usual efforts in cultivating you."

Zeng Xiaoxian twitched his lips: "You usually ask me to be your wingman to help you pick up girls. When did you teach me one and a half moves?"

"You don't understand this. There are many ways to become a qualified wingman.

"It's because you usually claim to be a good man, but you don't want to be my wingman. Otherwise, you wouldn't be able to spot such a simple trick."

Yifei shouted dissatisfied: "I asked you to explain to him, and I didn't ask you to blame each other.

"Speak quickly!"

"Right away."

Zi Qiao continued to explain: "According to my estimation, this Laura saw you with a firm attitude and a menacing look last night. She couldn't figure out why your attitude was so different from before, and she couldn't understand why you were such a weakling. It just became a little tougher.

"That's why Laura has to avoid its edge and endure it for the time being."

He paused so that Zeng Xiaoxian's single-line CPU could process what he just said in time: "So she first treated you pitifully and lied to you. It seemed that she wanted to ask for your forgiveness. In fact, she was using softness to overcome strength. Waiting for work to wear off your tough attitude.

"When your attitude softens, use your identity as a friend to test where your bottom line is.

"It turns out that you guy has no bottom line and you actually agreed to be friends with her.

"Have you ever seen a couple who betrayed each other and still remained friends?"

Everyone looked at Zi Qiao with strange expressions, and Zhan Bo muttered in a low voice: "We have really seen this before."

Although Ziqiao and Meijia have confessed to everyone that they had an on-again, off-again relationship before moving to the love apartment, they also pretended to be a couple to get benefits when they moved to the apartment.

But the problem is that the reason why they broke up and reunited before was because Zi Qiao was dishonest, or simply left Mei Jia to disappear from the world.

In terms of nature, what Ziqiao did to Meijia was not much better than what Laura did to Xiaoxian.

As a result, they seemed to be a bit noisy now, but the relationship between the two of them was not bad.

What a hell.

Zi Qiao instantly understood what these guys were thinking. He waved his hands rather displeasedly and said, "The matter between Meijia and I is very complicated. It is just an example and is not within the scope of reference!"

The separation and reunion between him and Meijia, a couple in the world, is not as simple as Laura and Teacher Zeng.

Thinking of this, Zi Qiao let out a depressed breath, and even his voice became deeper: "In short, if this Laura deceived you so miserably, and you can still forgive her, then of course she will test your bottom line even more unscrupulously.

"Although it sounds like a beast to say this, in the circle of scumbag men and scumbag women, what everyone likes the most is a good old guy like you who has a soft personality, likes to be passive, and is not good at rejecting others.

“There is a saying that refuses without being firm, which means being firm without refusing.

"The King and Queen of the Sea are not afraid of how sensible you are, but they are afraid that you won't give them a chance.

"As long as you give her another chance again and again, we have plenty of ways to make you irrational.

"Not to mention that Mr. Zeng, your level of rationality is limited, and Laura knows almost everything about you."

He concluded firmly: “I think it’s only a matter of time before the so-called pure friendship between you and Laura is broken through.

“If Laura hadn’t figured out why your attitude changed so drastically, you might not have been able to hold on for a whole night.”

Zeng Xiaoxian said with a sneer: "That's not true."

Originally, Xiaoxian thought that the matter had been resolved, but when Zi Qiao said this, he felt confused.

"Not that much?"

Zi Qiao raised his eyebrows: "You have just made up your mind and become friends, and you are already eating, chatting, drinking, and having fun, and you are just short of kissing and going to bed.

"What will happen if it continues like this?"

He smiled contemptuously: "And there are so many ways to make you, Zeng Xiaoxian, fall."

Zi Qiao gave an example: "For example, Laura will come back and suddenly tell you that no matter how you persuade Paul, he still pesters you, and even blocks her at the hotel and workplace.

"She really has no choice. You are the only trustworthy friend in Shanghai. She can only stay in your apartment for a while. Will you, a good man, agree?"

"Uh..."

Zeng Xiaoxian hesitated: "I should confirm the authenticity of this matter first."

"Then don't worry, as long as you check it, it is 100% true."

Zi Qiao couldn't help but sneer, and he looked at Zeng Xiaoxian as if he was looking at an innocent child.

"So if she sheds tears and begs you pitifully, will you let her stay for a while?

"And if you just let Laura stay for a while, then she will have the final say on when to move out."

"This..."

Zeng Xiaoxian thought about it, and then his eyes lit up: "I got it, I can move to the guest room of 3603 first, so that we can keep out of each other's way."

"Then if you come back from the night shift, Laura will be watching you and say that there are cockroaches in your room. She is scared to death, but she is embarrassed to trouble others, so she can only wait for you to come back from get off work to help her in the bedroom. Will you go or not?"

"Impossible!"

Zeng Xiaoxian said firmly: "My room is so clean, how can there be cockroaches!"

"But they say there are, what can you do? Just say whether you will go or not."

Zeng Xiaoxian was silent again.

"Humph."

Yifei looked contemptuous.

"And even if you go to live with Nanfeng, you can't move all your clothes over there.

"You are such a clean person. One day you will have to go back to your room to get clothes. Then she will just wear something a little cooler and seduce you a little bit.

"You two have been in love for eight years, young men and women. When the fire is dry, the fire is hot. Don't you want to revisit the places you have been to?"

"Ah..."

Yifei and Wanyu felt goosebumps all over the floor.

Zeng Xiaoxian's lips moved slightly. He wanted to say that he and Laura had never had a real relationship, but he didn't say a word.

Finally, he could only explain: "I have mental cleanliness, you know it."

There was no need for Ziqiao to refute this. Yifei had already mocked sarcastically: "Your mental cleanliness was no longer the three words 'mental cleanliness' when you said the ultimate dream of every man yesterday morning."

Zhanbo asked curiously: "What do you mean by this?"

Wanyu suppressed her laughter and explained to Zhanbo in a low voice: "If mental cleanliness is not the three words mental cleanliness, then it is just a habit. "

"What's left?"

Zhanbo understood now.

Ziqiao spread his hands: "Teacher Zeng, you can't even handle such a simple trick, let alone the future.

"And the method I just mentioned is considered slow. Based on Laura's understanding of you, plus your passive personality, I think Laura will definitely use some simpler and more brutal methods.

"Teacher Zeng, if you can hold on for a week, I will consider you the winner."

"What should I do then?"

Zeng Xiaoxian, who had taken the medicine and regained his sanity, obviously no longer thought that being with Laura was a good idea. He held Ziqiao's hand tightly and asked for help: "Military Advisor Xiaobu, save me."

Ziqiao said with embarrassment: "The rules of the world, everyone relies on their own means in the love field.

"You are Laura's prey now, I can't intervene, and I have broken the rules by telling you so much today."

"Zi Qiao, we are good brothers, you can't just stand by and watch her die."

It is indeed inconvenient for Lu Zi Qiao to intervene this time, just as he can feel that Laura is his kind, and Laura must have felt him.

The Sea King and the Sea Queen, do not disturb each other, this is the unspoken rule that the playboys in the love field must abide by tacitly.

If I help Mr. Zeng get rid of Laura's hunting, he will have a hard time in the underworld of Magic City.

Does he need to cause trouble for Zeng Xiaoxian?

So facing Zeng Xiaoxian's pitiful eyes, Zi Qiao let go of Zeng Xiaoxian's hand with a look of disgust.

"Okay, okay, just think of it as paying back the favor I owe you when the four major factions besieged the Love Apartment last time."

[Damn, if you want to get involved, you must put loyalty first, and break the rules. ]

[The rules of the underworld are not as important as brotherly feelings. 】

Then Ziqiao raised three fingers: "I have three strategies, good, medium and bad, that can solve your troubles."

Zeng Xiaoxian quickly handed Ziqiao a glass of water: "Please speak, military advisor."