Chapter 346 Time Travel
Zeng Xiaoxian and Zhang Wei fell silent as they looked at the bra.
"What's going on?"
Even though Xiaoxian knew that Zhang Wei on the other side didn't know anything, he couldn't help but ask.
From their naked bodies to her milky body, the pain all over her body, to Zhang Wei's lipstick marks all over his back, and the two people's horrible tops.
Now there is another black underwear... Fortunately, it is not lace, otherwise Xiaoxian's brain would probably be completely shut down.
Did they really just lose the memory of one night?
"Are we in a parallel world?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked tentatively.
Zhang Wei leaned against the wardrobe and was numb. He pulled his face: "Damn, I'm not dreaming."
He would rather he was dreaming now, even if this dream was true and too bizarre, at least when he woke up, the reality was still real.
This scene is too absurd now!
Zhang Wei felt completely confused. He just took sleeping pills last night, not drugs. How could he wake up with so many absurd things?
Could it be that he was under too much pressure these days and finally went crazy?
"Teacher Zeng, you are not actually a girl, are you?"
Zeng Xiaoxian was not angry at Zhang Wei's guess. He just looked at Zhang Wei sympathetically: "You can ask such a stupid question. It seems that you are really confused."
The two sighed at the same time.
Zhang Wei asked carefully: "So who do you think this underwear belongs to?"
"I don't know, but I'm sure it's not Yumo and Wanyu's." Zeng Xiaoxian said firmly.
Zhang Wei nodded. Even a normal person could tell that Yumo and Wanyu's sizes were seriously incompatible with this underwear.
"So remove the maximum value and the minimum value, and the remaining ones are the four girls in the middle."
"If that's the case, it's still good."
Zeng Xiaoxian pulled the corner of his mouth: "What I'm most afraid of now is that this underwear is not from the six girls in our apartment. If that happens, we'll be in big trouble."
Zhang Wei took a breath of cold air: "You'd better not say it. The more you say it, the more creepy it feels.
"Let's not stay here and guess blindly. We can't get an answer no matter how much we guess."
So Zhang Wei walked out with his suit in his arms, and soon he brought clothes to Zeng Xiaoxian.
Zeng Xiaoxian put on his clothes and picked up the coat on the ground.
"Hey... This is not my coat."
"Oh. "
Zhang Wei said calmly.
After so many chaotic shocks, it was nothing for Zhang Wei to have just one more men's coat that did not belong to them.
Xiaoxian took out the fake waterproof smartphone from the coat, took a look at it and put it back.
It was just Ziqiao's phone and coat, no big deal.
The two people who were eager to know the truth did not even have time to wash up. They just hurriedly changed their clothes and knocked on Nanfeng's bedroom door impatiently.
Since the two of them were in 3603 now, the whole thing could not escape Nanfeng.
"Nanfeng, open the door!"
"Nanfeng, open the door!"
"Nanfeng, open the door!"
The two kept pounding on the door and shouting.
"Knocking on the door so early in the morning, are you going to let me get my beauty sleep? "
The door of Nanfeng's bedroom slowly opened. Yu Mo, who was wearing silk pajamas, rubbed her messy hair and complained to the two of them.
Zeng Xiaoxian: w(Д)w!!!
Zhang Wei: w(Д)w!!!
"Yu Mo? ! ! "
The two shouted in disbelief.
The loud voice so close to her frightened Yu Mo. She covered her ears and closed the door.
Zeng Xiaoxian and Zhang Wei looked at each other and laughed dryly.
Crazy, the world is crazy!
Just when the two of them were completely messed up, Yu Mo opened the door again and said aggressively: "What on earth are you two looking for me for?"
She originally wanted to close the door and go to sleep directly, but after lying on the bed, she became more and more angry.
These two psychopaths, it's okay to bang the door early in the morning, and they shouted so loudly.
Zhang Wei explained: "Yu Mo, we are not here to find you. "
Yu Mo was so angry at Zhang Wei's words that he laughed: "Are you two sick? You came to knock on my door early in the morning instead of looking for me. Who do you want to find?
"Nanfeng?"
The two nodded silently.
Yu Mo was even more incredulous after hearing this: "Are you two crazy? You came to my room early in the morning to look for Nanfeng?
"Could he have stayed overnight with me last night?"
Zeng Xiaoxian pointed to the surrounding environment: "Yu Mo, is it possible that it was not Nanfeng who stayed overnight in your room, but you who stayed overnight in Nanfeng's room last night?"
"Ah?"
Yu Mo, who was half asleep, finally saw the surrounding environment clearly.
"Are we in 3603 now?"
"Yeah."
Zhang Wei and Xiaoxian nodded in unison.
"Oh."
Yu Mo said nonchalantly: "I know, do you have anything else to do?"
Zeng Xiaoxian was struck by lightning, and he repeated again: "Yu Mo, you may not have heard clearly, you stayed overnight in Nanfeng's room last night."
"I know. "
Yu Mo said indifferently: "Anyway, Nan Feng didn't sleep in his room last night."
Zhang Wei asked: "Are you sure?"
Just because Yumo looked so confused that she didn't even see clearly that she was sleeping in that room, she had reason to doubt whether she didn't notice that there was someone next to her when she got up.
Yumo was stunned: "Wait a minute, I'll check it out."
She turned on the light and ran into the room.
Xiaoxian and Zhang Wei waited for a long time, but they didn't see Yumo coming out of the bedroom, and the room was even quieter without a sound.
They looked at each other, and then went straight into Nanfeng's room without hesitation.
The two first looked at the bed, only to see that it was empty, and it seemed that only Yumo was sleeping.
"It's okay, it's okay." Zeng Xiaoxian breathed a sigh of relief.
Although Nanfeng and Yumo were single men and women, they were so passionate that it wouldn't be a big deal if something really happened.
But the situation between him and Zhang Wei this morning was already inexplicable enough, and Yumo seemed to be confused like them. If there was another Nanfeng lying on the bed, then last night would be a mess.
Xiaoxian picked up a withered sunflower on the bedside table and teased it cheerfully: "Does Nanfeng like sunflowers so much recently?"
He whispered, "Not only did he plant sunflowers all over the balcony, he was reluctant to throw away even this sunflower that was withered to the point of becoming a specimen.
Yumo turned around and said, "He planted sunflowers all over the balcony?"
"Yes."
Xiaoxian pointed in the direction of the balcony: "Now the row of flower pots on the balcony that have not sprouted are all full of sunflower seeds. He said a few days ago that he would treat us to melon seeds in the future."
"Really..."
Yumo smiled sweetly, as if a group of brilliant fireworks exploded in her light ink-colored eyes, leaving only starlight in an instant.
"I like sunflowers, too." She said softly.
Zhang Wei stood beside Yumo, looking up at the huge map of China on the wall and marveled: "What a big map. "
Zeng Xiaoxian also put down the sunflower in his hand and came over. He commented on the map of China made up of photos of the sun.
"Did Nanfeng cut and splice the photos of the sun in different places? He really has nothing to do.
"And even if he wants to post photos, he should post them all. Why is there a missing corner in the Magic City?
Yumo smiled faintly: "Maybe he hasn't taken pictures of the sunset in the Magic City yet."
Zhang Wei asked curiously: "Yumo, how do you know that this is not sunrise but sunset?"
Yumo curled his lips and tried his best to hide his pride.
"Anyway, I just know it."
Because before this, someone had given him all the beautiful sunrises in his life as gifts.
...
Yumo led Xiaoxian and Zhang Wei out of Nanfeng's room, and the three of them came to the living room.
She greeted Zeng Xiaoxian and Zhang Wei to sit down like a hostess: "You haven't had breakfast yet, there should be sandwiches and lemonade in the refrigerator, I'll get them for you."
"Uh... Thank you. "
Zeng Xiaoxian didn't really want to have breakfast, but since Yumo was so enthusiastic, he could only agree.
Zhang Wei was secretly delighted in his heart, thinking that he had saved some breakfast money today.
Yumo handed the sandwich and lemonade to the two and started eating.
"So why did you two come to Nanfeng so early in the morning?"
She asked while eating.
"This is what happened..."
Zeng Xiaoxian and Zhang Wei explained everything they saw after waking up.
Yumo's originally calm face gradually became dull as the two told their stories.
She opened her mouth wide, her face full of disbelief.
"Yumo? Yumo?"
Zhang Wei stretched out his hand and kept waving it in front of her.
"Wow..."
Yumo came back to his senses, his eyes flashing with excitement: "What happened to you two last night? It was so exciting after waking up."
The two shrugged, and Zeng Xiaoxian covered his aching head and said: "It's because we two don't know anything, so we want to find Nanfeng to find out the truth. "
Yumo looked at the two suspiciously: "So you two don't remember anything?"
Zhang Wei spread his hands to show that he went to bed early last night, and Zeng Xiaoxian held his head with a splitting headache, with a look of pain on his face.
"My whole head is about to explode now, and I really can't remember what happened."
"Normal."
Yumo whispered: "You drank almost a box of vodka by yourself, it would be strange if your head didn't explode now?"
Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes suddenly lit up when he heard it: "Yumo, you still remember, you still remember, right?"
Before Yumo spoke, Zhang Wei nodded: "Yumo must know more than us."
He had doubts just now, after all, he also woke up and appeared in someone else's room, facing a bunch of inexplicable situations.
Although Yumo was also confused about the situation like the two of them, her acceptance was obviously much stronger than the two of them.
It felt like she didn't know how the current situation happened, but she roughly knew the cause of the matter.
"Don't look at me, I don't know much. "
Yu Mo also rubbed his head and showed a headache expression: "I drank as much as you did last night, Teacher Zeng. I have no memory of what happened after I got drunk.
"But judging from the fact that we drank two boxes of vodka, I think it's normal no matter how outrageous the situation is."
"You have no memory of what happened after you got drunk, which means you remember everything that happened before you got drunk?"
Zeng Xiaoxian urged: "You should tell me first, why did we drink last night, and why did we get so drunk?"
For Xiaoxian, who was completely confused and had no idea what was going on, knowing a little bit now was a good thing.
"Okay."
Yu Mo put down the sandwich in his hand and explained to Zeng Xiaoxian and Zhang Wei.
"This is what happened..."
As Yu Mo spoke, the entire space and time gradually began to condense and stop, and then flowed backwards at a speed beyond the range of human perception.
When Zeng Xiaoxian and Zhang Wei came to their senses, they seemed to be in the Sunny Day Bar last night.