Chapter 351 The Troubles of Being a King

3603, when Meijia talked about this matter, she still showed contempt.

"Teacher Zeng, your last-minute attempt to pull someone away will be despised by our fellow compatriots in the iPartment!"

"Not that much."

Zeng Xiaoxian said with a sneer: "I'm drunk and I can't help it."

"Then why don't you confess your love again later?" Yu Mo's face showed hope.

"Are you kidding me?"

Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes averted and he stammered: "I was just deceived by you last night. You said there was no way in this world that I could resolve the matter with my ex-girlfriend first and then prepare to confess my feelings behind.

"This is too hasty!"

[In the inner world, Zeng Xiaoxian said arrogantly. 】

[Proactive confession is never a sign of courage. A true warrior waits for others to confess to him! 】

[Besides, I have always been oppressed by Yifei. If I rush to confess to her again, everyone will definitely think that I have some masochistic tendencies and despise me! 】

[At this moment, everyone’s voiceover came: We despise you now too! 】

"cut!"

Everyone was speechless.

Although there are many tough-talking and face-conscious people in the love apartment, the one who is the most tough-talking and face-conscious is Teacher Zeng.

"I think everyone can put the matter between Yifei and Teacher Zeng aside for now. After all, Teacher Zeng's good-for-nothing attributes are well known."

Zhang Wei didn't care at all about sharing the same bed with Zeng Xiaoxian. He asked anxiously: "I think Meijia, you should tell me about me."

Meijia joked: "It's not that I don't want to say it, it's that I'm afraid you won't be able to bear it if I say it.

"The thing is like this..."

…

Time began to flash back again.

In the bar on a sunny day, several people shook their heads as they looked at Zeng Xiaoxian, who was lying drunk on the sofa.

I originally thought that Teacher Zeng would be able to get them into college in Boston, but unexpectedly, he got everyone into college.

Ziqiao was so angry at Zeng Xiaoxian that he was so drunk that he let out a long and short sigh.

“It’s a failure, this is really a failure!

"I didn't expect that Mr. Zeng, a pig like me, was useless when he was sober, but he was still useless when he was drunk."

Zi Qiao waved his hands repeatedly and said, "No, I'm so angry when I see Teacher Zeng now. I'd better go out and have some fun."

He said as he picked up his coat, stood up and left the bar.

After everyone drank the last cocktail, they also decided to go back to the apartment together.

"This bastard Lu Ziqiao has the nerve to say he's not drunk. He even took the wrong coat."

Meijia handed Ziqiao's coat to Guangu and Zhanbo: "It's quite cold tonight, so you'd better help Teacher Zeng put on Ziqiao's coat first."

"good."

Zhan Bo and Guan Gu helped Zeng Xiaoxian put on his coat, and each of them carried Zeng Xiaoxian, who was drunk and sleeping, and prepared to return to the apartment.

Meijia grabbed Yu Mo's precious bag and helped Yu Mo, who was very drunk, to follow Zhan Bo and Guan Gu. Yu You, who also drank a lot, staggered in the middle.

A group of six people finally returned to the sixth floor. Zhan Bo yawned and asked sleepily: "Should we go to 3601 or 3604 first?"

Guangu thought for a while: "Let's go to 3604 first."

Yu Mo and You You were both very drunk, and Zhang Wei went to bed early. They still had to settle the confused Yu Mo and the overly excited You You first.

As for Teacher Zeng, he was still sleeping anyway, so he would just throw him on the bed in the bedroom and be done with it later.

So a few people came to 3604. Guangu and Zhanbo first threw Xiaoxian on the sofa, and then Guangu quickly went up to help Youyou.

"Guangu, I'm not drunk."

Compared to Xiaoxian and Yumo, Youyou can't really be considered drunk. She just doesn't walk steadily and is too excited.

Guangu said as if coaxing a child: "I know you are not drunk, so please finish washing up, change your clothes and go back to the room to sleep, okay?"

"Okay." Youyou nodded drunkenly.

At this moment, Zhang Wei walked out dazedly wearing Spongebob pajamas and holding a pillow.

[Zhang Wei’s puzzled voice-over came: “So I walked out on my own last night? But why do I have no memory of this episode at all?”]

[Meijia accused dissatisfiedly: "Zhang Wei, please don't interrupt. Just listen to me and you will understand."]

["Also, the next part of my story is quite exciting, please don't interrupt me later."]

"Zhang Wei, didn't you say you went to bed early tonight?"

Upon seeing this, Meijia said: "Then you come over quickly to help. Yu Mo, Youyou, and Teacher Zeng are all drunk. Come over and help."

Faced with Meijia's call, Zhang Weili ignored and went straight to the refrigerator and took out a can of expiry milk that was a must-have for saving money, super large, and 50% off at the supermarket.

"what's the situation?"

Meijia looked confused: "Why is he ignoring me? I spoke too quietly."

Guan Gu looked at Zhang Wei, whose eyes were dull, and reasoned: "Maybe he is sleepy."

"That's it."

Meijia nodded.

Unexpectedly, Zhang Wei walked towards the group of people with a dull look in his eyes.

He stood quietly in front of a few people, and then numbly opened the can of milk.

Youyou was amused by Zhang Wei: "Is Zhang Wei showing off to us that he has milk to drink?"

Guan Gu rubbed his chin and thought for a while, and suddenly his eyes lit up: "I know, Zhang Wei must want to pour us some milk to sober us up, I'll go get the cups now."

He said and ran to the kitchen.

Youyou laughed dryly: "Zhang Wei, we appreciate your kindness, but when you bought the milk, it was only three days away from expiration. Now it is probably expired. You should drink it yourself."

"Oh..."

Zhang Wei answered in a daze.

Just when Meijia wanted to help Yumo back to her bedroom, Zhang Wei in front of the three women raised his hand.

The milky white milk drew a free arc in the air, and then accurately hit the faces of Meijia, Youyou and Yumo.

Guan Gu, who hurried back with a few cups, was stunned when he saw this.

Meijia and the others were even more smeared with Zhang Wei's expired milk, and their eyes could not be opened.

Meijia and Youyou were completely confused. Yumo looked up at the sky stupidly at this time: "Eh... Is it raining?"

After Yumo's drunken speech, the whole 3604 fell into a strange silence.

Then two shrill screams that were enough to pierce the entire apartment exploded in the living room.

"Ah!!!"

Meijia and Youyou screamed frantically. It was not right to wipe off the milk on their faces, nor was it right not to wipe it off.

Guang Gu was even more shocked and asked in fear: "Zhang Wei, look at what you have done!"

He picked up a piece of cloth on the table and ran to Youyou to wipe her.

"Guang Gu, thank you."

Youyou was wiped by Guan Gu gently on her face. She only felt that her body temperature, which had just dropped, began to rise sharply again.

Youyou shyly snatched the cloth from Guan Gu's hand and stammered: "I can do it myself..."

Just when she was about to cover her face with the cloth, her whole vision suddenly froze.

"Guan Gu, where did you get this cloth from?"

Guan Gu pointed casually: "It's on the table..."

He realized something and made the correct inference for the first time in his life: "Is this... a rag?"

Youyou nodded with tears in his eyes.

First, he was splashed with milk, then wiped with a rag. It seems that he needs to take a good bath tonight.

Yu Mo sat down against the wall and said vaguely: "This suite will leak when it rains. I'd better sit against the corner first, so that I won't be wet by the rain."

...I really don't know whether to say that the drunk Yu Mo is smart or stupid.

"Hahahaha, hahahaha..."

At the same time, Zhang Wei ran to the sofa in a hurry.

He held the milk and aimed at Meijia and the other two like a sniper rifle: "You traitors, not only call me by my real name, but also want to order me to do things!

"It is a crime to betray the emperor. Look, I will snipe you with Barrett!"

"Return Barrett, I will spray you to death with a mouthful of salt soda! "

Mei Jia wiped the milk that was stuck in her eyes viciously, and she put her hands on her hips and yelled at Zhang Wei: "Why don't you sleep at night and use milk as a water gun?"

"Zhang Wei, are you sick... No, you'd better admit that you are sick immediately, otherwise you will die at such a young age!"

"Bold!"

Zhang Wei shouted angrily: "You must address me as Your Majesty!"

"Your Majesty?"

Mei Jia laughed in anger, and her anger made her unable to think about what kind of madness Zhang Wei had tonight. She just wanted Zhang Wei to have a taste of her Tathagata Palm.

"Okay, Your Majesty!"

Mei Jia rolled up her sleeves, furious: "I, Chen Mei Jia, will enforce justice today and eliminate you, the remnant of feudalism! "

Don't be fooled by Meijia's cute and sweet appearance. In fact, she is the girl with the worst temper in the whole apartment except Yifei.

It's just that her bad temper is usually only shown to Ziqiao, and tonight Zhang Wei also enjoyed Ziqiao's treatment.

Meijia ghostly walked quickly and rushed directly to Zhang Wei. She grabbed Zhang Wei's ear with one hand and pinched the soft flesh on Zhang Wei's waist with the other hand.

Zhang Wei trembled with pain, but still had to maintain his imperial majesty.

"Big, bold! "

Zhang Wei wanted to fight back with the milk in his hand, but his intention to attack was too obvious.

As soon as he raised the milk, Mei Jia's other hand pushed his hand back.

The milk in Zhang Wei's hand flew backwards, and all of it was spilled on Zeng Xiaoxian who was sleeping on the sofa.

Zeng Xiaoxian was immediately awakened by the milk poured into his nose. He bent his body and coughed for a long time before looking up at the sky in a daze.

"Huh... Is it raining?"

Mei Jia was still lecturing Zhang Wei at this time: "You are so embarrassed to be an emperor, is there an emperor who eats instant noodles and drinks expired milk like you?

"If you can be an emperor, then I am the queen mother!"

Originally, he was in pain because of Mei Jia's 360-degree devilish twisting of the flesh, but he was stunned when he heard Mei Jia's words.

"Are you the Queen Mother?"

"Yes!"

Mei Jia shouted angrily: "Call me Mom!"

"Mom!"

Zhang Wei burst into tears and hugged Mei Jia tightly, refusing to let go.

"Queen Mother, Queen Mother... I miss you so much, I miss you so much!"

Seeing Zhang Wei hugging her tightly, Meijia wanted to give Zhang Wei a knee kick to teach him a lesson, but Zhang Wei's sincere cry made her freeze.

Zhang Wei is not acting, is he?

You know, even Youyou and Ziqiao can't act like him.

The anger on Meijia's face slowly turned into a confused and helpless look, and Guan Gu and Youyou's eyes were about to pop out.

What on earth is Zhang Wei doing in the middle of the night?

At this moment, Zhang Wei was still lying in Meijia's arms and crying.

"Empress Dowager, Empress Dowager, I'm under so much pressure."

"I will be defending my graduation thesis in the Imperial College next month. Those old scholars in the Imperial College look more terrible than each other. I'm so afraid that I won't graduate and will be laughed at by the whole world."

"Oh my God, did the emperors in ancient China also have to defend their thesis?"

Guan Gu looked at Youyou in disbelief, as if he wanted to get an answer from her.

Youyou only said four words: "It's pure nonsense!"

Zhang Wei wiped his tears and continued: "I was so stressed that I wanted to hang myself with a three-foot white silk. I also left a suicide note, saying that I was sorry for the cultivation of the Taifu and the people of the world.

"As a result, the Taifu was very angry after reading my suicide note. He rushed up to stop me and said that my suicide note had a high rate of plagiarism and could not pass the check. Moreover, the format of the suicide note was wrong and the references were not written clearly.

"The Taifu asked me to roll down from the white silk and fix the suicide note. Otherwise, otherwise... otherwise he would let me postpone my suicide until next year!"

Zhang Wei cried loudly: "I am the king of a country... I even have to postpone my suicide!"

Meijia, Youyou and Guan Gu were struck by lightning.

Now they really realized that Zhang Wei was not right. From the story he told, it didn't seem like something a normal person could think of.

"Zhang Wei, Zhang Wei, what's wrong with you?"

Mei Jia's original anger was swept away, and her face was now full of worry and fear: "Zhang Wei, don't scare us, you don't have a mental illness like Teacher Zeng, do you?"

Guangu suddenly thought of something, and he shrank behind Youyou in fear.

"Zhang Wei was not possessed by the vengeful spirit of some emperor!"

That's right, it must be like this, otherwise there is no way to explain why Zhang Wei has become like this.

Youyou gently patted Guan Gu's head and comforted him: "Guanggu, don't worry, there was no emperor in ancient China who was afraid of failing the defense and not being able to graduate like Zhang Wei said."

Take a step back, even if there really is such a weird emperor, why did he possess Zhang Wei?

Is he after Zhang Wei eats instant noodles every day, or Zhang Wei's expired milk?

It can't be because he had enough of the good life in his previous life, and he wants to experience the hard life of the poor in this life?

There is no such a mean creature in this world, even Teacher Zeng is not so mean.

Youyou looked at Zhang Wei, whose eyes were distracted, and gave her own guess.

"Is Zhang Wei... sleepwalking?"