Chapter 338 Guan Gu, You Are the Best

Zi Qiao never expected that he would be slapped twice by his own people before he did anything today.

If the slap from Youyou was still within his tolerance, then the Tathagata Palm from Meijia was the pain that Zi Qiao could not bear.

She really wanted to hit him!

Seeing that his fishing plan was about to become a scumbag criticism meeting of Youyou and Meijia, Zi Qiao could only ask for help from Xiaoxian and Guan Gu who were keeping watch not far away.

[Help! ! ! ]

[If you don’t come out to help, I’ll be dead! ]

Seeing that Zi Qiao was in trouble, Xiaoxian naturally took the lead.

"Guan Gu, you go!"

"Ah?"

Guan Gu pointed at himself in astonishment: "I go?"

"Nonsense, of course you go."

Zeng Xiaoxian quickly pushed Guan Gu out: "I am a public figure, I have to pay attention to my public image, of course you have to wade in this muddy water."

"But I won't lie."

Xiaoxian urged: "No matter how you fool around, Ziqiao will definitely adapt to the situation.

"Hurry up, hurry up, if it's any later, it will really be the plot of tearing the scumbag apart!"

Guan Gu half-heartedly walked in front of Ziqiao and the other two.

He paused, then waved at them and said: "Hi~"

Ziqiao: "..."

He now has the urge to slap himself in the face.

[Guan Gu, you are really amazing.]

Guan Gu saw Ziqiao's eyes were about to spit fire, and he quickly reacted.

"Oh, little aunt, why are you sick again?"

Youyou was stunned: "Me? Sick?

"Also, who is your aunt?"

"Look at you, you even forgot who you are."

Guangu took out the pillow from Youyou's belly without saying a word, and explained to Ziqiao and the others: "Sorry, this is my aunt."

"She has a problem with her brain. She stuffs a pillow into her belly to pretend to be pregnant, and calls any man she meets a scumbag."

Seeing Guangu desperately winking at her, Youyou immediately understood.

This is going to change the play.

So she slapped Guangu in the face: "Scumbag!"

Youyou said heartbrokenly: "How can you betray me!"

"You have no conscience, I gave birth to thirteen children for you, and now I'm pregnant with the fourteenth child, but you actually came out to cheat!

"You are a beast!"

"Look." Guangu spread his hands, "I said she would call any man she met a scumbag."

"That's fine!"

Ziqiao saw Youyou saying the same line, but just slapped Guangu weakly, and he felt bad all over.

[No, Tang Youyou, are you not full?]

[Why is it that the slap you gave me was heavier than Mount Tai, but the slap you gave Guan Gu was lighter than cotton.]

[Are you slapping him or touching his face?]

[You might as well flirt in front of me.]

Zi Qiao was immediately furious. This was a naked discrimination.

Tang Youyou, who is your nephew?

Zi Qiao didn't have time to say anything more, and saw Guan Gu hurriedly pulling Youyou to leave: "I'm really sorry, I have to take her back to take medicine."

"No..."

Youyou whispered: "My part is over now?"

Guan Gu responded in a low voice: "If you don't end it, the whole fishing plan will end."

He dragged Youyou away, who was unwilling to end it, and felt that the pillow in his hand was too much of a hindrance, so Guan Gu threw the pillow in his hand to Zi Qiao.

"This pillow is for you to apologize."

The pillow thrown by Guan Gu passed through a beautiful arc in the air and landed accurately on Ziqiao's face.

Ziqiao: (⊙﹏⊙).

[Why do you always pick on my face! ]

Just when he was about to cry, Meijia stepped forward and gently stroked his face.

"I'm sorry, I wrongly blamed you just now. Did I hurt you?"

Ziqiao was stunned at first, but soon realized that Meijia was going to take this opportunity to skip the step of chatting up.

Meijia smiled lightly, and she stretched out her hand to Ziqiao and said, "Let's get to know each other. My name is Chen Meijia."

"My name is Lv Xiao..."

Ziqiao held Meijia's outstretched hand tightly and introduced himself as if they were meeting for the first time.

"My name is Lv Ziqiao, and I'm glad to meet you."

Meijia asked back, "How glad are you?"

Ziqiao said without thinking, "I'm glad to meet you at first sight, and I'm so lucky to have you."

Meijia burst into laughter.

…

Guan Gu dragged Youyou to the secluded corner where he and Teacher Zeng had been before, and Zeng Xiaoxian hurried forward to pull Youyou to sit down.

“My good lady, please be quiet for a while.”

Zeng Xiaoxian looked helpless: “We clearly discussed it yesterday, why did you suddenly add more scenes?”

Youyou pouted, looking unhappy: “It’s not fun, it’s boring.”

“There is no scene for me on the set, and I am not allowed to act in the apartment.”

“Ahhh!”

Guan Gu quickly covered Youyou’s mouth to stop her increasingly high-pitched screams.

“Youyou, even if there are few people in the bar during the day, it’s still quiet here, we have to be quiet.”

Zeng Xiaoxian asked curiously: “What’s going on on the set? Haven’t you been with the crew for half a month? How could there be no scene for you?”

Youyou broke Kaguya's hand and said angrily but helplessly: "The assistant director just called me and said that there was force majeure and part of my scene would be cut."

Xiaoxian and Guan Gu looked at each other and said in unison: "Force majeure?"

“For example, the crew secured a sponsor and had to film a few scenes about product placement.

"Or two male leads are competing for position and fame, clamoring to give themselves more roles in the show, so that they can establish themselves as the number one male lead.

“Or maybe someone brings in the money to join the cast, and a character needs to be added out of thin air to the entire TV series, so the script needs to be drastically changed.

“It may even be that a big-name star doesn’t like a certain part of the content and directly orders the director and screenwriter to delete it.

“…and so on, these are collectively referred to as force majeure in the industry.”

She leaned on the table and said feebly: "Nowadays, the duration of a TV series is limited. These force majeure factors either add scenes, change scenes, or delete scenes. If you go through all the trouble, I, a little shrimp, will suffer."

Zeng Xiaoxian asked: "How many roles do you have left now?"

Yoyo made a scissor hand gesture.

"Two episodes."

Zeng Xiaoxian consoled him: "There are a lot of scenes in two episodes."

"It's two and a half minutes."

Youyou was about to cry: "One minute of appearance, one minute of melancholy ending, and all the scenes in between are gone."

"ah?!!"

Guangu asked quickly: "What about the remaining half minute?"

Youyou cried loudly: "The remaining half minute is to highlight the character of the protagonist Fifth Brother who values ​​love and justice. He will burn my portrait with tears, hold my urn... and put my ashes away." It’s all blown away!”

"No wonder you are acting like this today."

Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't bear it and muttered: "Good guy, you are not just playing a dead person this time, but you have to be crushed and ashes in the end. It's really too miserable."

Seeing Yuyou burying her head on the table sadly, Guangu comforted her softly: "Yuyou, it's okay. In the hearts of all of us, you have always been the best actor. The crew deleted your scene because they had no vision."

"But you won't let me act like that."

"The situation this time is special. There is really no way for you to use your talents freely."

Sekiya promised to Youyou: "How about this? If I have a chance next time, I will act with you. You can act however you want, okay?"

Youyou raised her head and her eyes suddenly lit up: "Are you telling the truth?"

"real."

Guangu nodded heavily.

"Sekiya……"

Youyou stood up and gave Guangu a hug: "Guangu, you are the best."

Guangu, who was hugged by Youyou, was a little at a loss. He didn't know where to put his hands.

"Average, average good."

He grinned shyly.

[Yuyou actually took the initiative to hug me, which is great! 】

When Zeng Xiaoxian saw the elated smile on Guan Gu's face, he opened his mouth in shock.

"You...she...

"oh……"

Xiaoxian stretched out his index finger and pointed back and forth at Guangu and Youyou, unable to say a complete sentence for a long time.

His face was filled with the joy of eating a big melon, and he raised his eyebrows at Guangu in a disgraceful way.

[I didn’t expect that Guan Gu, a guy with thick eyebrows and big eyes, actually wanted to be Zi Qiao’s uncle. 】

[Guan Gu Qingqiu, you are quite ambitious. 】

Guan Gu saw Zeng Xiaoxian staring at him as if he was watching a good show, and now his hands that had nowhere to rest finally became useful.

He clasped his hands and prayed to Teacher Zeng repeatedly.

Xiaoxian also beat his chest several times at him, and then gave Guan Gu a thumbs up.

Don't worry, good brothers are loyal!

Guangu was relieved.

Not long after, Youyou also realized that her reaction was a bit excessive, and she quickly let go of Guangu's hand.

"Sorry Guan Gu, I was too excited just now."

"it's okay no problem."

Before Guan Gu opened his mouth, Zeng Xiaoxian smiled mischievously and said: "Guan Gu, he definitely won't mind, right, Guan Gu~"

Youyou looked at Teacher Zeng in confusion: "Teacher Zeng, why do you speak in such a tone? Do you have phlegm stuck in your throat?"

The smile on Zeng Xiaoxian's face faltered.

"Yes, Teacher Zeng's throat is indeed not feeling well today."

Guangu quickly changed the subject: "Let's keep an eye on Ziqiao and Meijia. It is estimated that their chatting will be over in a while."

"All right."

So Youyou pulled Guangu to sit down, and Xiaoxian secretly hit Guangu's chest.

The three of them watched the movements of Zi Qiao and Mei Jia closely.

Although this pair of Condor Heroes usually don't deal with each other, when they really cooperate, they are the two people who have the best understanding in the apartment.

Just the way the two of them were mixing honey with oil made Xiaoxian think of the honeymoon period between Master Lu Bu and Little Diao Chan when they first moved in.

After a while, Ziqiao felt that the time was ripe and left with the excuse of going to the toilet, leaving Meijia alone waiting for the fish to bite.