Chapter 334 Zi Qiao Is Repeatedly Slapped in the Face

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Everyone couldn't stop laughing.

Everyone saw Ziqiao swearing on the front foot, "From now on, no one can hit me in the face!", but then he was hit hard in the face by Zhan Bo who was sleeping.

This slap in the face effect is really great.

"Zhanbo, what's going on?"

Zi Qiao covered his nose and complained: "How can he still kick people while sleeping!"

"Calm down."

Nanfeng suppressed a smile and said, "I just want to turn over. It's your nose that touches the porcelain."

"Unlucky me, why is everyone so angry with me these days!"

Zi Qiao touched his nose carefully: "It's terrible, my handsome nose won't be flattened by him, right?

"Damn! What I'm most satisfied with is my nose!"

Angrily, he moved Zhanbo's feet that were resting on his thighs: "If my nose collapses, I will definitely ask the doctor to use Lu Zhanbo's ribs to cushion me!"

Zeng Xiaoxian let out his signature dirty laugh: "Then your whole bones will be torn apart by Yifei."

Zhan Bo, who was sleeping, put his feet on Zi Qiao's lap in a daze. Zi Qiao repeatedly moved his feet away several times without success.

Zi Qiao wanted to change seats, but the two remaining small sofas were already occupied by several other people. Nanfeng didn't even have a place to sit, so he could only sit on the edge of the sofa.

"I knew I would have been sitting somewhere else just now." He muttered quietly.

Despite the ridicule, everyone still carefully examined Ziqiao's nose.

The result was as expected. Apart from some redness and swelling, there were no other problems with his nose.

"Don't worry, your straight and straight nose can be saved."

"What did you say?"

Zi Qiao looked at Guan Gu in disbelief.

Guan Gu said hesitantly: "The Jade Peak is tall and straight, doesn't it mean tall and straight?"

"It means straight." Youyou said with a blush, "But it doesn't mean the nose is straight."

"What does that mean?" Guan Gu asked curiously.

"That's right, that's right..."

Youyou really couldn't say it.

"Oh, Guangu, look at me."

Meijia gestured to Guan Gu with her curvy figure with both hands: "Do you understand now?"

"Search the temple! (That's it!)"

Guangu replied confidently: "I know, it's the collarbone."

"Get out!"

Meijia threw a pillow to Sekiya angrily: "That girl's collarbone will be the straightest!"

If my collarbone were really the straightest, it wouldn't even be described as an airport.

This is simply the Turpan Basin!

She angrily picked up another pillow and placed it in front of her chest.

She has obviously been secretly using Xiao Hei's secret recipe for breast enlargement in the past few months, and she has already seen initial results, okay?

Humph, just wait.

In two and a half years at most, I will let you see what it means to turn an apple into a durian!

Facing the pillow thrown by Meijia, Sekiya subconsciously waved his hand to block it.

So the pillow was thrown directly into the face of Zi Qiao who was watching the excitement.

The pillow slowly fell down as everyone watched, and Zi Qiao's resentful face reappeared in everyone's sight.

Zi Qiao collapsed and shouted: "What a bad luck, why do everyone and everything these days have a hard time with me?

"If you have the skills, you'd better aim for my steel-like pecs!"

As soon as he finished speaking, he heard Zhan Bo let out a lazy wake-up call.

"Ah~"

Zhan Bo struggled to sit up from the sofa. He rubbed his eyes and murmured half asleep.

"Where is this place and why is it so noisy?"

Zi Qiao suddenly looked at Zhan Bo fiercely.

He has not forgotten the grudge of being kicked in the face!

At this moment, Zhan Bo also opened his closed eyes slightly, and in his hazy vision appeared a strange man with a red face and a swollen head like a pig.

“Lu! Zhan! Bo!

"You finally woke up!"

Before Zhan Bo could see the face of the strange man in front of him clearly, he heard the man let out a low growl with gnashing teeth.

Just listening to the sound, it was as if he was planning to skin and dismantle himself.

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!"

Zhan Bo didn't have time to think too much. He closed his eyes and kicked randomly in fear. Each kick sent a fierce attack on Zi Qiao's steel-like pectoralis major muscles.

Fortunately, Zi Qiao is a rare genius who can only be seen in a hundred years. If it were Nan Feng, he would not be able to endure it.

"Zhanbo!"

Everyone hurriedly persuaded Zhan Bo: "Look carefully, it's Zi Qiao opposite!"

"ah?"

Zhan Bo timidly opened his eyes, and when he saw that everyone was there, he relaxed and carefully observed the pig-headed monster in front of him.

"Zi Qiao?"

Zhan Bo's eyes widened and he asked confusedly: "What's wrong with your face? What's wrong with your nose?"

"Why are you holding your chest?"

"Cough cough cough..."

When Zi Qiao heard this, he almost spit out a mouthful of old blood.

He looked at Zhan Bo in disbelief: "You ask me?"

[You actually have the nerve to ask me? ! ! 】

"What's wrong?"

Zhan Bo still looked at Zi Qiao innocently.

"it's okay no problem."

Zi Qiao rubbed his chest and waved his hands laboriously.

He was not troubled by Zhan Bo's wild kicks, but he was almost hurt internally by his innocent and ignorant eyes.

Seeing that Zi Qiao didn't seem to want to talk to him, Zhan Bo looked at the others in confusion.

Everyone explained the whole story to Zhanbo, and Zhanbo finally understood why Ziqiao looked at him like that.

"I'm sorry, Ziqiao." Zhanbo scratched his head and apologized to Ziqiao.

"It's okay, you can't blame me."

Ziqiao pulled the corner of his mouth: "Maybe I've been in bad luck these days, and I get slapped in the face all the time."

"Slapped in the face?"

Zhanbo was confused again: "I didn't kick your chest just now."

Everyone looked at each other, holding back their laughter and keeping silent.

Although Ziqiao was kicked in the chest just now, it's not wrong to say that he was slapped in the face.

Who made him like to set flags all day long.

Xiaoxian took the initiative to ask: "Ziqiao, when do we start your fishing plan?"

After all, Ziqiao was deliberately retaliated by other sea kings and queens for him. If Xiaoxian doesn't help Ziqiao solve this matter as soon as possible, he is really uneasy.

"Tomorrow, tomorrow we will officially start." Ziqiao said while rubbing his chest.

Everyone nodded in understanding.

If Ziqiao had just been beaten in the morning, it would be unreasonable for him to go back to the bar to pick up girls in the afternoon with his face swollen like a pig's head.

And he was really unlucky today, so let him recuperate in the apartment for a day.

"Then let's put Ziqiao's matter aside for now."

Youyou's gossipy eyes kept wandering over Zhanbo, and then she pretended to be confident and said: "Zhanbo, we already know the truth about your narcolepsy."

"Huh?"

Zhanbo suddenly became nervous.

Seeing this, Youyou hurriedly said: "If you confess now, we can consider helping you keep the secret and not tell Yifei."

Zhanbo hesitated after hearing this, and after a moment he asked weakly: "Really?"

"You see, I knew he had a secret."

Youyou touched her nose proudly: "This is the sensitive sense of smell of a professional gossiper."

"Youyou, you are really great."

Meijia happily high-fived Youyou.

Seeing this, Zhanbo knew that he was deceived even if he was innocent: "Youyou, you cheated me."

Nanfeng sighed: "You are stupid. If they knew, why would they ask you to confess and get leniency?"

Zhanbo was stunned when he heard this, and then he suddenly realized: "Yes."

"It's a pity that it's too late for you to wake up now."

Youyou threatened with a smirk: "Now do you choose to tell us honestly, or wait for Yifei to come back and let her ask you in person?"

Zhanbo thought for a while: "Then can you not tell my sister after you know it?"

"Of course."

Youyou and Meijia promised.

As for how credible the guarantee of these two guys is...no one dares to guarantee it.

But this is not the point, the point is that Zhanbo believed it.

"In fact, speaking of this matter...it's still Ziqiao's fault."

"Ah?"

Faced with Zhanbo's accusation, Ziqiao pointed at himself with a confused look.

What does your sleepiness have to do with me?